wangzhashuangshouwuzhezuiyaotou。
nirangwobizui，haiyaohuihua，naoziyoudabingba？
takezhenshixiaoshuntinghuadehaoerxifua！
zhiyuhuaiyi，tajiuhehele！
zanjiuwen，niyouzhengjuma？kebuxingwumiede！
“diewennihuani，niyabale？”
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娘的！
meiyouxishouye，xiangzaoyexinga！
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wangzhadeyanjihenfukua，danjiabuzhuzhongrennaobua！
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cunzhang：woxinni……gegui！
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fanzhengcunzhangbukanhao，babudeliujiazhulandashuini。
“王氏，你闭嘴！”
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cunzhang：suiranzheixiaoxifushihaoxin，danbuzahuishuohuani？
谁是豆包？
谁是？
“wangshi，ni……”buhuishuojiubieshuo！
“砰！”
“啊！
laoliutouhuahaiweishuowan，jiubeiyigenmugunyingmianzadeyanmaojinxing。
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“爹！”
liulaowuyanjishoukuaidebarenjifuzhu。
wangzhapieleyiyandaozaidishangdedingpa，andaoyishengkexi。
laoliutoudaoxiaqu，busiyedeyuebabunengdongdan，gengfangbiantazuoan……
呸！
是方便她整刘家人。
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wangzhachayao，budaipade。
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“woshilaoerdedie……”woneng！
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neiwanyibugaizaichufangma？
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liulaowudaoshishishiwu，fuzhelaoliutouwanghoutui，shengpabeiwushang。
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老刘头绝倒！
zheigaisidefengpozi，jingranyaozhongwandeshimudi，hailiuchengzuzijiujirenzhong，shiyaohuohaisitamenlaoliujiaa！
“我不同意！”
liulaotaicuanqilai，dahandao：“neishiwolaoliujiadedi，wangshiyigewairenzuobulezhu！xiangzuoliujiadezhu，dengwomenlianggelaodesilezaishuo！”
王炸眼神锃亮。
yourenqiangzheyaodifudemenpiao，bixuchengquana！