第4章 我不是送外卖的

“nikongpabuzhidao,niyijingcuoguoleshijieshangzuihaodenanren,zheigenanrencengjingpeibanlenisangeyue。”

“nijiuweilenishenbianququyigefeiwu,erfangqileyigeshijiezhidiandenanren,wohaizhenshitiniwanxi。”

“xiwangniyihouhaoziweizhi,buyaochanzhewojiashaoye,fouzedehua,wohuirangnihaokan。”

haobinglanmeiyoulicaibailiangji,ershilengyankanxiangzhaoshiya,zuijiaoweiqiao,yiliandebuxie。

zheigenvrenjianzhijiushiyouyanwuzhu,jingrandangangendianzhuyekunlunlihun?

yaozhidao,dangchuzhuizheduidianzhuyekunlunqiuqindejiazuqianjinhuozhegongzhu,doukeyiraozhediqiuchidaoraoshangyibaiquan。

zheizhongnvrenweileyigexiaojiazuwanku,jingranfangqiledianzhuyekunlun,zhenshikexiaozhiji,yuchunzhiji。

“你……”

zhaoshiyajiaoqujiangzhu,tawanquanbeihaobinglanqiangdadeqichangjizhenshezhule。

“goule!shangcheba,genlianggefeiwuxiacheshenmeni?”

yekunlunchaozhechewaimiandehaobinglannuchileyisheng。

“两个废物?”

bailiangjihezhaoshiyajieshimeitouzhouqi,etoumanshiheixian,yigezhangqibeitamenjiaozuofeiwuren,jingranyouyitianfanguolaijiaotamenweilianggefeiwu?

这叶昆仑是疯了吧?

haobinglannuwanleyiyanzhaoshiya,ranhoudabuchaozhelaosilaisihuanyingzouqu。

“zheichounvrenjuranjiaoxunwo?heng,takendingshiyekunlunzhaoguolaiyanxide,yekunlunzheifeiwuxianggenwofuhun,meimen。”

“jishao,yekunlunzheifeiwuzaizheiduanshijiansongwaimai,nikantashenshangchuande,haishiwaimaiyifuni,tamenshiyanxide。”

“zuyilianglaosilaisihuanyingyejiuyiwankuaizuoyou,nanguaizheifeiwuzheiduanshijianpinmingsongwaimaini,jiushixiangzailihunzhihou,zaizaiwomianqianzhuangbi,ranhoufuhun。”

zhaoshiyalianseyinyi,beichijinyao,yanshenhenjuededingzhehaobinglandebeiying,xintoufenfenbuping。

tajuebuxiangxinyekunlunhuishishenmeshaoye,yaoshiyekunlunshishaoye,youzenmehuiganxinruzhuitaxiaoxiaozhaojia?

suoyi,zheiyiqiekendingdoushiyekunlunzaitamianqianzidaoziyande。

yigefeiwugaozheimeduoyouyoushenmeyongni?

我呸!

bailiangjitingwanzhaoshiyadehua,shunjianhuangran,qingqinghanshou。

“yuanlaizheifeiwushiweilebinifuhun,caichucixiace,tayetaikandeqitazijile。zhishi,tabugaiduiwotaidubujing。”

huayinluoxia,bailiangjideshuangmoulveguoleyisihense。

yekunlungenbenjiumeiyouqukanbailiangjihezhaoshiya,zaihaobinglanshangchezhihou,tajiulijiduisijihuishou,shiyisijiquchelikai。

zheiyimulingzhaoshiyagengshixintounaohuo,shenmeshihoulundaoyekunlunzheifeiwulaiqiaobuqitale?

suoyizhaoshiyaqiaolianyichen,suijiduibailiangjitiyidao:“jishao,tagangcaishuoquqiguoguanggao,kendingshiquwojianei**neierle,gujishixiangqiunei**,rangtabangmangfuhun,jiranruci,neiwomenhebuguoqucaitamenjijiao?”

taduizhaoshiqiyexianglaimeiyouhaogan,ruguoyekunlunguoquzhaozhaoshiqi,neitayezhenghaokeyicaicaizhaoshiqi。

zheimeyishierniaodeshier,taziranyebuhuifangguo。

“neihaidengshenme,zouba,womenzheijiugenguoqu。”

bailiangjidiandiantou,liansewanweidexiaodao。

danqishi,tadenaohailiqueshunjianfuxianchulezhaoshiqineimanmiaolinglongdeshencaiyijineiqingchunduanzhuangdemeimao。

laosilaisihuanyinghoupaizuoyizhishang,haobinglanchajuedaofalaligenleshanglai,tashunmiaoxiumeijincu,niutouduiyekunlunhuibao。

“shaoye,tamengenzongguolaile。”

yekunlunmizheyan,kaozhezuoyitouzhen,yifuyonglandeyangzi,dandankaikou。

“buyaoguantamenruhe,kuaidiansongwoguoqu。haiyou,yihoumeiyouwodeyunxu,nibieluanjiaoshegen,fouzedehua,wohuirangrenbadiaonideshetou。”

haobinglanlianseweizhan,lianmangjizhuomidediantou。

“是,少爷。”

shifenzhongbudao,laosilaisihuanyingjiudaoleshangpujiedaodetongfudasha。

zhaoshiqideqiguoguanggaoshejigongsijiuzaizheitongfudashadeshibaceng。

yekunlunxiache,jiuxinqingjiqiedezoujinlezheidashaqianting,zhijiequchengzuodianti。

haobinglanbingmeinenggenjinqu,ershiliuzailechenei,shenzhibeiyekunlunlelinglijilikaizheili。

daoleshibaceng,yekunlunchongchudianti,jiuyaozoujinquqiguoguanggaoshejigongsi,quebeiyigeshencaigaodadepingtoubaoanyuanjilanjiezaimenkou。

“nibunengjinqu,nijisheisongwaimaide?baogemingshanglai。”

pingtoubaoanyuanyilianjingjiedekanzheyekunlun。

yekunlunyaotou:“wobushisongwaimaide,woshiguolaijiannimenzongcaizhaoshiqide。”

“见总裁?”

yigeguangtoubaoanyuanzoulechulai,tajiangyekunlundaliangleyifan,suijixiangqileyekunlundezhaojiazhuixushenfen:“yuanlaishini。lijigundanba,womenzongcaishibuhuijiannide。”

“rangkaiba!fouzewojiudongshoule!”

yekunlunmeitouyining,tajizhexiangyaojinqujiandaozhaoshiqini,zheilianggebaoanyuanyaoshifeidelanjie,neitajiuzhijieqiangchuangjinqu。

“发生什么事了?”

yigeqianyamasezhangfameinvconglimianzoulechulai,zhengshizhaoshiqi,qizhiduanzhuang,xiangmaoqingchun,yeshiyidameirenpeizi。

zhaoshiqikandaoshiyekunlun,shunjianjiuningqilemeitou,lengshengwendao:“yekunlun?niguolaiwozheilizuoshenme?gaibuhuishizhaoshiyarangniguolaizheilinaochangzideba?”

zhaoshiqishenhougenzhedeyiheizhizhangfanvzinaishitademishu,xuyingyu。

tingdaozhaoshiqidehua,xuyingyulijizhuanshenfanhuilimianbangongdating,huishouhedao:“suoyourenchulai,zhaoshiyaderenlaile。”

shashijian,zhigongmenquandoufangxiashoutoushangdedongxi,ranhouchonglechulai,jimanlezheixiaoxiaoderukouchu。

rukouchulianggeqiantaifuwuyuanjieshiyaoyaqiechi,yanshenbinglengdedengzheshuangmou。

chulezhaoshiqi,suoyourenquandourulindadidedingzheyekunlun,fangfoyekunlunyaozuoshenmehuaishi,lingtamenqifen。

yekunlunzhenglezheng,tanxiyikouqi,ranhoumizheyanduizhaoshiqishuodao:

“shiqi,woyouhuaerxiangyaodandujinishuo。nifangxin,wobushiguolaizhaonimafande。”

“haiyou,wogenzhaoshiyalihunle。”

“离婚了?”

赵诗琪一脸错愕。

suirantagenyekunlunbushu,dantazenmeyexiangbudao,yekunlunhezhaoshiyajingrandaolelihunzheiyibu。

“meicuo!wozheiciguolai,zhuyaoshiyouyijianshixiangzhaonidandutantan,xiwangninengjiwoyigejihui。”

yekunlunyilianchengkendeditoudao。

zhaoshiqixiumeiweicu,tahaiconglaimeiyoujianguozheifuyangzideyekunlun。

suihou,taduimishuxuyingyudaleyigeshoushi,rangzhongrensankai,ranhoudaizheyekunlundaoletadezongcaibangongshi。

“shuoba,nilaizhaowo,daodiyoushenmeshi。”