第一章
sunzishanglexiaoxue，wocaizhongyuyouleduanzanshuyuzijideshijian。
choukongqubaolelaoniandaxuedeguohuaban，yesuanshinengzaiwannian，genzhangfupeiyangdiangongtongdexingqu。
baomingrukouzhanzhegewenrouduanzhuangdenvren，suiyuegewaijuanguta，suiranyijingmantoubaifale，queyijiuhongguangmanmian，qizhizhuojue。
yikanjiushibeichongaileyibeizi，congmeihaofeiguoduoyudexinli。
“nihao，qingwenguohuabanshizaizheilibaomingma？”
woguishishenchadecouguoqu，momingxiangyaogentadashan。
huoxuwodeneixinyeyizhikewang，zheiyangxiaosasiyiderenshengba。
nvrencetoukanwo，daizhewenroudexiao。
“shia，wojiushiguohuabande，zheiyangyihouwomenjiushitongxuele，ziwojieshaoyixia，wojiaoyanxiyun。”
luoluodafangdenvren，rangrenwufabuxinshenghaogan。
womenjiuzheiyangchengweilepengyou，henyukuaidexiangchuleyizhengtian。
daolebangwan，yanxiyunzhanzaixiaomenkouwen：“woyaobuyaoyiqiquchigejiancan，ranhouwanshangzaiyikuaiquzuogepa？”
wohuangmangbaishou，zicanxinghui。
“wohaidehuiquzuoyijialaoxiaodewanfan，jiubugenniqu，xiexienideyaoqing。”
shuowan，woxiangshidiuliandehaizi，baozhezijineizhiheisedebubao，luohuangertao。
zhuanshendeshihouwozhenggerendouzairenbuzhudezhandou，yanleixiongyongerchu。
yizhouqian，wolailaoniandaxuecanguandeshihou，jiujianguoyanxiyunle，tazhengzaijiguohualaoshijiaozuoye，bingjieshaoshuozheishitaduoniandelanyanzhijisuohua，zijizhaozhelinmoxialaide。
yinweihuadetebiehao，erbeilaoshidangchangzhanshijiquanbantongxuekan。
gezheluodibolichuang，woyiyanjiurenchuleneifuhua，chuziwozhangfujiangyuanjiangdefengge。
haishitayixiangzuiweizhenshi，congbushirendeneiyifu。
jishiniandexiuqiyugongpeiyangchudemoqi，rangwodexinzangyinyinzuotong。
yanxiyungengshizaiquanbantongxuedeqihongshengzhong，xiangzhongrenweiweidaolailetagenzheiweilanyanzhijixiangbansanshiduoniandeaiqinggushi。
可是多讽刺啊。
congershiduosuidaoliushiduosui，woweizhifengxianledabanshengdezhangfu，quejilelingyigenvrenyichanghonghonglieliedeaiqing。
woquanshendeshenjingxiangshishunjianjingluanleyiban，chouchuzhentong，xueyedaoliujindanao，rangwojihuzhixi。
buganxindewo，haishizhengshibaominglelaoniandaxue。
xiangyaoqinyankanyikanzheiweinvshi。
zheiyikan，woxiangshibeiqianjinzhongdejudingzhongzhongnianyaguo，juewangdaobengkui。
liantongzuihouyidianduiyujiangyuanjianghuanxiang，yitongpomie。