cike，bingchuangshangdejianglaoyeziyijingzuoqilaile。
“shutan，haojiumeizheimeshutanguole！”
“差点憋死我了！”
jianglaoyeziwuzhexiongkou，shulekouqi，lianseyehuanhebushao。
wuliderenjiedajingshise。
jiangchaoyanggengshiyankuangyulie，zhanweiweideshouzhizhejianglaoyezi。
“zha，zhashile！kuai，kuaipaisitaa！”
tajingkongzhiji，shuohuayijingjiejiebaba。
yaobushibunengdong，tazaopaole。
congxiaoyeyejiubuxihuanta，tayecenganzhongzuzhouguoyeye，yeyegaibuhuilaizhaotasuanzhangleba？
jianglaoyezidunshinuhuoshengteng，duizhejiangchaoyangyidunchouma。
“buxiaozi！nibabudewokuaidiansishima？”
“nizhengtianhuatianjiudibuwuzhengye，jiusuanwosile，jiangjiayeluobudaonishouli！”
jiangchaoyangshayanle，zheisangmen，zheiyuqi，zheishentai……
爷爷真的活了？
jiangjianguoshiyijiatingyishengguoqubangjianglaoyezizuolegequanmianjiancha。
kanzhejianchajieguo，jiulianyishengdoudachiyijing。
“qijia！jianglaoyezishentidegexiangzhibiaodouyizhengchang，erqiebiyiqianhaolehenduo！”
“yijianglaoyezixianzaidetizhi，zaihuogeshijinianbuchengwenti！”
“woxingyizheimeduonian，haicongweiyujianzheizhongqijia！”
nengchengweijiangjiadejiatingyisheng，tazishenyishulede，kuangqiezaiguowailiuxueguilai，jianshiguobushaoyinanzazheng，kecongweijianguoyigejiangsizhirenchixiayikeyaowan，jiunengqisihuishengdeqingkuang！
jianzhijiushiyixueqijia！
yishengkanxiangchuyundeyanshenzhong，duolejifenjingpei。
jiangkexinbaozhejianglaoyezi，xijierqi。
“yeye，nizongsuanmeishierle，taihaole！wuwu！”
“qiguai，wozenmemeisi？”
jianglaoyezizijidoujuedenanyizhixin，zhiqiantamingmingyijingjiandaotainailea？
他老眼昏花看错了？
chuyunchuxianzaijianglaoyezimianqian，zhilezhizijidao：“wojiude！”
“weilejiuniwoyongleyikedanyao，ganxiedehuajiubuyongshuole，nikanyaobuyaojiwoyiqianwan？”
jiangjianguolianseyiqing，xiangkanfengziyiyangkanzhechuyun。
zheixiaozikaikoujiuyaoyiqianwan？
tamenjiangjiadeqianyoubushidafenggualaide！
jiangjianguoshenzhixiangbachuyunganchuqu，zhuangzuowushierfasheng，zheiyangjiunengshengxiayiqianwan。
zhishiaiyujianglaoyezi，tacaimeikaikou。
danshijiangchaoyangquejixiaoyisheng，biyidishuodao：“sheizhidaonijiwoyeyechideshenmewanyi？kendingshiwoyeyebugaisi，genchinideyaoyidianguanxidoumeiyou！”
“你懂个屁！”
chuyunlandedalijiangchaoyang，maleduifangyijuhou，zhuanshengenjianglaoyezikepuqizijidedanyao。
“jianglaoyezi，yishengdehuaniyinggaiyetingdaole，chilewodedanyaohou，budannengqisihuisheng，hainengqiangshenjianti，nilaorenjiahainengduohuoshinian！”
“yilaoyezinixianzaidetige，yaoshijuededahaolianfeile，hainengzailiangexiaohao！”
chuyunshuozhe，jilejimeimao。
jiangjianguoyanpikuangtiao，shuangquanjinwo，zheichouxiaozi！jingganmatafeiwu？
jianglaoyezibeidoudehahadaxiao。
“niyaoyiqianwan？zenmewodemingjiuzhizhizheimedian？”
“zheiyangba，wobasunnvjiajini，zhenggejiangjiadoujini，zheikeshishangyidejiachanni！”
jianglaoyezicihuayichukou，suoyourendouchileyijing。
jiangjianguogengshishouxinmaohan，xiwanglaoyezizhishikaigewanxiaoeryi，kexitazhidaolaodiedepiqi，jianglaoyezizheibeizijiumeikaiguowanxiao！
cikejiangjiarendouzhanzhanjingjing，xintidaolesangziyan。
jianglaoyezikuaisideshihou，tamendoumeizheimehaipaguo。
mianduizheifenjuejiachan，chuyunquebaibaishou。
“wobuyao！nimenjiajiuyishifeizhidi，chulejiangkexin，qitarendoubuxing，wokelandegentamendajiaodao。”
江老爷子愕然。
zheigenianqingrenbujiandan，jujueshiyijiachanshi，jingranyanjingdoubuzhayixia？
jianglaoyezibuzhidaodeshi，chuyunzaishanshangshi，shenmebaobeimeijianguo？
wugeshifudebaobei，suibiannachuyijian，doushiwujiazhibao，cengyoufuhaofengshangyigexiaomubiao，xiangqiusanshifusuanshangyigua，keshiliansanshifudemianerdoumeijiandao。
congxiaozaibaobeiduierlizhangdadeta，zenmehuibaququshangyifangzaiyanli？
zhibuguoyinweishifububaqiandanghuishier，xiashandeshihouwanglejiqian，tacaizhinenglaizhuandianlinghuaqian。
chuyunxiangqilai，tahaiyouyifenqianchadianwangleshou，yushizhuantouxiangjiangkexinshenchushou。
“nimenjiaa，jiuzhiyouniheniyeyelianggehaoren，nihaishixianbaqianjiwosuanyixiaba！jiuniyibaiwan，jiuniyeyeyiqianwan，yifenbunengshao！jiqian！”
jiangkexintinghou，quebuhaoyisididixiatouqu，qiaolianweihong。
“wo，woxianzaimeineimeduoqian，yaobuxianqianzhe？”
“shizaibuxing，worouchangjini！”
jiangkexinbenlaijiumeiyandongren，cikeningzheyijiaodetagengshijiaomeikeren，rangrenxindong。
danshichuyunqueyilianmengbi，huaiyizijierduohuaile。
“zezeze！womeitingcuoba？”
“yiqianwan？nizheimegui？”
chuyunshuozhezhabazheyanjing，shangshangxiaxiadaliangzhejiangkexin，yifunanyijieshoudebiaoqing。
jiangkexinyizhangqiaolian，tengdihongtoule。
tayigaigangcaidejiaomeimoyang，shuangshouchayao，numuyuandeng：“chuyun，nizhaosia？wonaerbuzhiyiqianwan？！”
taxiongdatunqiao，tianshiliandanmoguishencai，neimeduofujiazididuitachuixianyudi，zhibuguotayigeyekanbushang。
yinweineixiewankuzhishixiuhuazhentou，zijimeibenshi，zhibuguozhangzhejialiyouqianeryi。
tagengxihuanzishennengliqiangdenanren，bifangshuo，xiangchuyunzheizhong。
kepianpianchuyunbujiefengqing！
该死！
jiangkexinyuexiangyueqi，zhangkaishouquzhuachuyun。
chuyunyibianduo，yibianjixuzuipin。
“hahaha！nixianzaideyangzinaerzhiyiqianwan？”
“buguoshouleniyexing，dannidedengwozhaodaoyigeren，genta**houcainenglundaoni！”
shenweitianlongzhiti，diyiciyangqiwaixiebixugenchunyinzhiti。
不然就会暴毙身亡。
buzhineiqingdejiangkexinzhijiemengbi。
这什么鬼逻辑？
“qie！zheirennaozishibuyoumaobinga？nengbalanqingshuodezheimeqingxintuosu，biwohaibuyaoliana！”
jiangchaoyangqieleyisheng，yeshifule。
zheichouxiaozi，xiangkaihougongdoubuweizhuangyixia？shaque！
jiangjiaderenyejieshiyilianmengbi，meixiangdaochuyunnengshuochuzheime**dehua。
hehe，kexileyishenhaobenshi。
buguowangsimingdaoshiqingxing，heng，yuanlaishigenaozichoujindeshanpao，yinggaihaodafa。
jiangkexinneiniziwulunruhe，doubuhuixihuanmanzuipaohuochederenba？
jiangkexinyiweichuyunshiguyiqita，neitagengbunengshengqile。
tabaozheshuangbei，yilianjiaohandemoyang，yuqiquejiweijianding。
“fangxin，wohuicouqianjini！”
“wojiangkexinshuodaozuodao，congbulaizhang！”
jiangkexindegebozhenghaojizhexiongfu，yiduixuebaihuzhiyuchu。
suiranzaishanshangjianguanlewuweishifudemeimao，danmianduiyanqiandemeijing，chuyunhaishirenbuzhuzantan。
江可欣确实有料！
taqingkeyisheng，wusuoweidisongsongjianbang，jiangjiajiadayeda，bupatalaizhang。
ranhou，chuyundeshixianluozaichuangshangdejianglaoyezishenshang，yiweishenzhangdizhufudao：“laoyezi，zuijinbieluanchidongxi，buranyouduoshaohaodongxidoujiubulenideming，mingbaibu？”
zhenglehehekanzhelianggenianqingrendanaodejianglaoyezi，dunshishenqingyizhi。
talimamingbailechuyunhuayuzhongdeshenyi。
饭菜里有问题啊？