【应约进入直播间】
【buganzhangkuangjinruzhibojian】
nanyingyuedezhanghaozaizuotianjinxingguopingtairenzhenghou，duanduanyitianshijian，guanzhuliangyibijinliangqianwan。zheigeshuzizaijiexialaidejitianneikendinghaihuizaizhang。
henduorenzaitakongbaidezhuyeliulian。suiransixinwufafasong，zhuyeyemeiyourenhedongtai，danrenmenjiushirenbuzhuchangguolaiqiaoqiao。
wanshangqidian，zhengshiliuliangzuidadeshijianduan。nanyingyuemeiyouzuorenheyugao，yikaibo，miaojinjibaihaoren。
应约？
nanyingyuezaizuixianjinlaidejigerenzhong，yiyankandaolezheigemingzi。
shiteyiqide？haishiqiaohe？
buganzhangkuang？youxiaofeiqianwanjiade“hao”renzhengbiaozhi。
nanyingyue：！！shineigemengjiannidezhangkuangge~ge~
tanaozilixunsuxiangqiyixiehuamian，youganjinpaokai，xiangdajiadaowanshanghao。
【应约：晚上好】
yucirendelengjingbutong，qitarenquandoushiqulizhi，dapiandapiandegantanhaoyujianjiao——
【aaakanwodengdaoleshenme，wojiuzhidaosanmiaolaiyiciyuebaodezhuye，yidinghuiyouhaobaode】
【baobaowobuhao！wozheiyilibaixiangnixiangdemeiyoushuijue！nimomowodeheiyanquanqiaocuigouziyangtoujpg.】
【wanshanghao！heiheiheiyuebaozhenhaokanheiheihei（liukoushui）】
【zhongyujiwozhaodaoxianchangleaaa！nagedaomeiguicuoguoleshangcidaibo，zhinengyibianbiankanlupinga】
【aaabaobaohaomeiqinqinqinqin】
【yingyue：shentihaihaoma？】
【yingyue：fashengshenmeshile？jintianhaoxianghenkaixin】
dajiadehuabutaihaohui，nanyingyuetiaozhongqingxuwendingdeyingyue，dao：“huanyingdajialaiwodezhibojian。xiexieyingyueguanxin，wotinghaode。jintian……”
xitongdecunzaidangranbunengshuo，nanyingyuexiangyixiangzijikenengwanchengmubiaozhihouhuihuodedejiangli，zuichunjiuwanwandixiaokai。
“jintianhuranxiangtongleyidianshi。shangxinshiyitian，kuaileyeshiyitianma。wohaihuozhe，hainengputengyixia。yiqianneimedengsi，henbuyinggai。”
【baobaobiexiaole，woyoudianxiangku】
【ngngputengputeng，wogenyuebaoyikuaiputeng】
houmiandajiagenzheyiqifa【putengputeng】，renjianduole，danmuhenzhuangguan。
【yingyue：hao，puteng~yuebaogaiduoxiaoyixiao，nixiaoqilaizheiyanghaokan】
【yingyue：huazhuangdabanle？jintianboduojiu？yihouyoushijianyehuiboma？】
nanyingyuemomoshenshangxinyiqundelingkou，diantou：“yihouyebo，meitianbolianggexiaoshi。”
【padichouzijiyierguang，wozenmehuizuozheiyangdemeng？】
【aaaazhendemazhendema】
【baobaoshiyaozhengshizuozhubole？】
nanyingyuezhuyizhekanyingyuefashenme，daliangguanzhongfaneirongzhongfuyisixiangjindedanmu，erqietaireqingle，tabunengyizhizhishuoxiexiehehaixiudixiao。zheigejiaoyingyuederen，huizaitabuzhigaishuoshenme，chenmoyixiaoxiahou，tigehuatou。
nanyingyue：buxingbuxing！bunengshadoukaoguanzhong，jiezouyaozhangwozaizijishouli！tabunengzhenxianglinglingshuodeyiyang，zhihuihuanyingren、xieliwu、huidadanmu，fadai、weixiao。
“youhuayidianzhuang。woqisebutaihao，suoyiyonglekouhonghesaihong，kanqilaihaikeyima？”
yanzhizhubo，kaoliankongchang。
nanyingyueweiweitiejinjingtou，hualedajiaqianmaideshexiangtou，youdiandongxi，jiangtalianjiashangdexiweirongmaodoupaideyiqingerchu。
【keyikeyi！baobaoniliyuanyidian！wogangaoleliangtianyiye，meiyoukuazhang，woyaobeimeisile！】
【aaanayouzhijincacashoujiping？wozheicishizhenyaotian】
【buxingleyuebaoniyangqipingjiwoxiyikou】
【shuorenzhende，qingjiajiwo，huozherangworuzhui，qiunile，zuoqieyexinga】
【naozishaoganlewodema】
【wobagangwenwoweishenmejiaodexianggeshaozi】
【yuebaonihoutuiyidian，wopanideshexiangtouturanqinni】
……
yingyuemeidongjingle，nanyingyueqidaiwendao：“yingyue，nidemingzi？”
tagangtiejinshexiangtoudeshihou，huashuowanshuangchunmeiyouhelong，weiweizhangzhe。jiemaosuizhehuxiheyanboliudongerqingzhan，jianjianqiaoqideyidianhudu，yuanzaipingmuzhiwai，queyishunjianjiangtazhenggerennaofei。
zhishizheiyangqieqiediwenleyijueryi，wendehaishisuoyouren……
nanrenjihuzaiweizijidemeichuxigandaonankanle，tajinwozheshouji，tingjiantadanduwenziji，lijihuiying。
【yingyue：teyiqide，xiangnidefensi】
也是她和他的名字。
taxinxidixiao，heimaozaiwaitoukoumen，**miaomiaode。
tagaoxingle，tawandanle。
nanrenzhaileyanjingkaozaiyibeishenshentanxi，tabushicouqiaodiyimiaojinlezhibojiande，tayebushigemeigongzuodexianren。
zhidaotazaixingdongzhucelezhanghaohou，yitiandegongfu，tamanglichouxiankanleduoshaoci？
认了吧。
……
nanyingyueyaojixukongjiezou，jiexialaijiangyifu，ranhoukanxiaoguozaitantanhuazhuangdewenti，ranhou，zhijiewentamenxiangkandezhiboneirongba。
zhengpansuanzhe，liwutexiaozaipingmushangzhakai。
【buganzhangkuangzengsongzhubonanyingyuexindongchengbao*1*2……*10】（20000xingbi）
fenlansexidemenghuanchengbao，zhuimanshanshanfaguangdebaoshicaideng，zhouweihuanraozhexuanlideyanhuahexingxingdiandiandeguangmang。chengbaodamenhuanhuandakai，limianpiaochuxuduoaixinxingzhuangdehuaban。guangyingrouhedebianhua，xiaotiqinquqinghuan。
nanyingyue：tahaishizheimexihuanxindongchengbao。
nanyingyuea，nizhubosuyangni？gaixieliwule。
buxing，mannaozidoushimengjiannide“zhangkuangge~ge~”，haomorena。
youjihuiyaoqusongdianliwu，jiaotahuishishenmeganjue？yingyuejie~jie~？
guanlihaobiaoqing，nanyingyuedaoxie：“xiexiebuganzhangkuangdeliwu，haopiaoliangdechengbao！wobunengtiaoqilaihenjidongdidaoxie，xiwangnibuhuijuedeshoudaodaiman。zhendehenganxie！kanwodeyanshen——”
buganzhangkuang：huaile！tabeibaolalianni？
tajiushilaicougerenao，tabukenengzaizheiyangjibiedenvshenzhibojianchutoude。
zenmekanyiyanjiubeigeleni？
【buganzhangkuang：biebienizhuyinideshenti】
【buganzhangkuangzengsongzhubonanyingyuexindongchengbao*11……*21……*51……*100】（20000xingbi）
【nengsongliwu？neiwozheihuierzaiganshenme？】
【laopo！wolaiyangnile！】
【**guangguzhekanlianle！laopoduibuqi！wozheijiuxiapinli！】
yishijianliwubobaodanmuqifei，danzhibojiandetexiaohaishijiazhizuigaodexindongchengbao。
nanyingyuedingzhedanmu，jinliangyigegedouxiedao。
xindongchengbaosongdaoyibaigezhihou，chufateshutexiao，huamiangengjiajingzhi，yanxushijiangengjiu，zuyoushiwumiao。dakaidechengbaodamenli，bansuizheaixinhuabanhexingxingdiandiandesuiguang，yiduinannvxiangyong，pianpianqiwu。
“xiexiebuganzhangkuangdeyibaigexindongchengbao！”
nanyingyueganshouzijidehuxi，manmankongzhiqixijiezou。
yigexindongchengbaoliangqiankuai，zheishiershiwana！tazhibohaimeiyouwufenzhongni，renwuwanchengwufenzhiyile？
“nimenmingzidouhaoyouyisi，qishi，keyizhangkuangde。”
【buganzhangkuang：buganbugan】
【buganzhangkuang：daiyuebaokanyixiabailiantexiao】
【buganzhangkuang：buyongkeqi！wodoumeixiangguozijijingrannengzainizhibojianzuobangyi】
qishibeibaolihaiyouqingrenjieneigeshijianduanmaidexindongchengbao，zugouyiqianlianjide。danshiqianliandeyifenzhongtexiao，shichengbaolixiaoqinglvdezhengchanghunli。
butaigansong，youxiezirenshizhenderebuqi。
tazheihuierchengbaobailian，douzhaorenhen。qiaoqiao，laile——
【rebuqirebuqijinruzhibojian】
【rebuqirebuqizengsongzhubonanyingyuexingdong*1*2……*50……*100】（500000xingbi）
【rebuqirebuqizaizhubonanyingyuedefangjiansongchuxingdong，kuailaiweiguanba】
buganzhangkuang：yo！haibushikanzong！shirehuang！
【**！duo、duoshao？wubaiwan！】
【touyicijiandaoxingdongbailianxianchang】
【惹皇牛逼啊！】
【buzhikanzong，rehuangniye……】
【叮叮得哭死吧】
【rehuanga，dingdinghaidapkni，nihaihuiquma】
【aiyobayuebaohezhele】
……
fadanmu、jinchangdoushijinsetexiao，zheishidangqianpingtaixiaofeiqianshideshenhaocaiyoudedaiyu。xingdongzheigejiazhiwuwan，yupingtaitongmingdezuiguideliwu，yezhiyoutamenshigerencaiyouzigesong。
zhiqiandaibodeshihoujianguo，nanyingyuejidezheiweidalaodemingzi，henrongyiji。taturanjinlai，yijuhuayemeiyoushuo，zhijiejiusongle……
多少？
zhibojianhaizaifangtexiao——shenmiyaoyandeshandiansipoqiheixukong，jizhongyikehuangwudexingqiu。chaneijian，xingqiubiaomiandeyanshitudizhenzhanbenglie，xisuidechenaijiyangdaobankong。
shijiaotuijin，yicongcongnenlvdexiaocaocongturangzhongzuanchulai，xunsushengzhangmanyan，kaimanhua，zhangmanshu。
shijiaozailagao，shanchuansongli、heliubenteng，haiyangyulan、qunniaoshengkong。
shijiecongsijibiandeshengjibobo。
texiaojieshule，nanyingyuekandaosongliderenshuo——
【rebuqirebuqi：duibuqi，shentihaihaoma？】
pingmulideguniangyizhishoubuzijuediyazhexinkou，zuichunmindongjici，yandiyingguangshanshuo，meiyoushuochuhua。
nanrendanxindikanzheta，maiyuanzijichenbuzhuqi。
maohaizainaomen，gezhigezhide。wxshangyouxinxiaoxi——
tangping：ge，nei，haohaihaiwoma？/song/song/
孟：。
tangping：hao，haoluopozhuanshengif.
躺平：哥，我支持你
zheimehuaqianyouzheimetian，zheihuodieyidingxing！
……
nanyingyueqingsuozhemeiwaiwailian。
heituanzizaitatoudingyidanyitiao，shibushifachu“ha”、“ha”、“nikanba”zhileizhigaoqiyangdeshengyin。
tadeliwuzhishenzhizhanglequane，tashenzhishizhenxinsongde，yigeyigedianmanyibai，meiyouhouhuiyouyu。
shiwushiwanba？yigewuwan，yibaige……
啊？
“xie、xiexieni，”nanyingyueshengyinqingpiaopiaode，“weishenmehaidaoqian？ni……”
【rebuqirebuqi：hedaonile，gaidaoqiande。bieshuohuale，bieguanzhibo，balianzhuanguoqu，hedianreshuiguilvhuxi】
【quexin！rehuangguishangshenle】
【pi！zheishiaiqingdeliliang】
【那叮叮完了】
【zheiyeshimeibanfadeshi。dingdingshihaokan，danyingyuezheiliandan，zabia】
【rehuangshangzhoukanyuebaodaibodeshihoujiubuduile】
【都沦陷啦】
【kanzongyeyiyang，kanzongzheilibaizhenggeyiqingxinguayudefoye】
【kanzongjibenyizhoumeilumian，jiuzuowanduodaileyihuier】
【xiezongyebuzai，shuoyoushimanggejiu、shitian。liangbozongyeshangdeshao，zheizhouxingdongjiufeiyeherehuang，meidachuyigedade】
……
nanyingyueshuobuchuhua，taxinkouzhenyouxiebushufu，beixingqiuzamengle。
danmuliaoderehuochaotian，tayigezhubomeisheng，zheiyangbuhao。
“womeishide，buyaodaoqian。xiexieni，xiexienisongdeyibaigexingdong。”
meiyouchanggetiaowu，tashenzhiliantianyemeiyouliaoduoshao，takaibobudaoshifenzhong，baiwanmubiaowanchengwugele。
【rebuqirebuqi：ng，yibaigexindong】
tazhendefenbutaiqingqianhoubiyin。
nanyingyuebutainengyingfuzheiyangzhibaidehua，yibeireshuidiguolai，erbianchuanlaiye·emo·wenlingjieweideshengyin：“yuebao，nijiaorehuangyishenggege，kantahuibuhuizaishuayibaigexingdongjini。zailaiyicijiuyoujingyanle。”
nanyingyue：jingkong.jpg
gegekeyijiaode，zaishuayibaigexingdongshishenmehua，linglingbeiheituanzifushenle？
那是五百万啊！
【rebuqirebuqi：ng】
nanyingyue：？？ngshishenmeyisi？
talianlianbaishou：“buyongbuyong！buyongzaisongle！nixiangting，wojiao。”
【rebuqirebuqi：……dengxia】
【hahahahahayuebaoa，nizaishuoshenme？】
【zenmexianggebeiweibideliangjiafunvyahahahahaha】
【嘿嘿嘿美人儿】
【qiaoqiaonimenbawoyuebaoqifuchengshenmeyangle（jixiaoyumaodianzan）】
【buxuweinanyuebao（sheyoukeyiduotitijianyi）】
nanyingyue：tameiyoukanguoxiaohuangwen，danshiyixieneifangmianmiaoxiebijiaolugudewenxuemingzhukanlebushao，tadongyidiandee。
zheiqunren，tabushineigeyisi，bushijiaogegema？
【应允进入直播间】
suiranshimoshengdemingzi，danshijinseruchangtexiaotaishaojianle。
【惹皇？】
【**！】
【yingyun：jiaozheigemingzi（qidai）】
pudesaihongwuxiaole，xianyandehongyuncongercerankailai。
nanyingyuerouniezigedeshouzhi，shengyinxiaoxiaode——
“应、应允哥哥。”
【应允：嗯】
【yingyunzengsongzhubonanyingyuexingdong*1*2】（500000xingbi）
【yingyun：biezuotaijiule，yikezhongzuoyouqilaihuodongyixia，zaisushezouyiquan。womashangsongwan，zheicibiehedao】
nanyingyue：youzaishuotatingbudongdehuale。
“停！不许送了！”
【yingyun：keshi，nisheyoushuojiaoyishenggegesongyibaigexingdong（guaiqiao）】
nanyingyue：“nitingwosheyoude？”
【yingyun：……wotingnide】
“那不许送了！”
【应允：……好】
yewenlingxiaodetaidashengle，zhenggedanmugenzheyikuaigagale。nanrenkanzhepingmulishuangjiaranyundeguniang，tameimujianmanmandeshengqi，henjiao，meiyiya，youmaodundiyoudianyu。
他笑自己笑出声来。
tagenbenmeijiechuguoduoshaoren，zheinanierendebenshishitianshengdema？
【yejintianfeifanzheigejianjinruzhibojian】
【yejintianfeifanzheigejian：zheimedadelezi，zenmemeirentongzhiwoshangxiana】
【yejintianfeifanzheigejian：lupingni？lupingni？sheibalupingjiwoyifen！woganjinbuyixia】
【yejintianfeifanzheigejian：huanyingxiaoguniangjiaruxingdongzhiboa】
【yejintianfeifanzheigejianzengsongzhubonanyingyuexingdong*1*2……*50】（500000xingbi）
【yejintianfeifanzheigejian：jianmianlijiafangfei，nazhenazhe，buyongxie。biexianshao，songwushige，wojiubugenmouxierenzhengle】
【yejintianfeifanzheigejian：rea，tingshuonibianyila？ahahahahaha】
【yejintianfeifanzheigejian：bushi，kanzongni？zheirendaodisinaqule？qumiaolitidula】
【yingyuehaokandejinruzhibojian】——