咳血扶腰直播后，我成了榜一收割机捡到宝-著

小说简介

xiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo《kexuefuyaozhibohou，wochenglebangyishougeji》，jinqidianjilvfeichanggao，jiangshuzhujiaonanyingyueyewenlingdeaiqinggushi，shizuozhe“jiandaobao”dadasuozhu，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：heituanzizaitatoudingyidanyitiao，shibushifachu“ha”、“ha”、“nikanba”zhileizhigaoqiyangdeshengyin。tadeliwuzhishenzhizhanglequane，tashenzhishizhenxinsongde……

精彩章节

直播间关掉了。

nanyingyuekaozheyizibei，youzhonglinghunchuqiaodeganjue。linghunhaizaixunidexianshang，beixiaiyuhuanhubaowei。

sheyoudexiaoxiaojianjiaoshitahuiguoshenlai，kanxiangzhibojiandejinrigongxianbang。

wubaiwanzhenjinshiyin，huandewuqianwanxingbi，dengyuwuqianwangongxianzhi。

bangyishiyingjing5102.8852w，tashenmeshihoubuleyige52xingbideliwu。

bangeryingyun5102.88w

bangsanyejintianfeifanzheigejian5002.88w

bangsigongxianzhiduanyashidiaoluo，danyeduodasibaiwan。zaixiangxiazhao，buganzhangkuangshibangliu，yewenlingqiaomoshualegebangshi。dianjichakanquanbu，shubiaogunlunhuayahua，yizhidaobulewei。

nanyingyuelianggexiaoshishoule1850w+deliwu。

jibianbusuansangeshenhao，zhibojianqitafensishuadeliwuzhiyechaochunanyingyuedeyuqi。

heituanzidesedizaisushelipiaolaipiaoquniuaniu，rangrangzhe：“jiasheyitianliangqianwan，wutianjiushiyigeyi，wubaitiannimubiaojiuwanchengla。”

nanyingyueweixitongdetianzhenyaotou，xianghaishitahuixiang，nakenengtiantianzheimeshua？erqie，moshuowubaitian，jinwanguoqu，liwuzhijiuhuichanshengbiandong。

bukeanshi、bunengzhudongsuoqu，zengsongfangwuhouhuiqingxu，zheifujiatiaojiannanbidengtian。

guandiaolediannao，nanyingyuenaqishouji，fangguanqunliliaodezhenghai。yingjingzheimeduandeshijianjiugaolailehetong，haizhijiefazailequnli，bing@yingyun。

chengjing（yingjing）：zhaolvshikanba@yingyun（yingyun）

chengjing（yingjing）：ya@cuorenle，buhaoyisi，shizheiwei@meng（yingyue）

huzuofeiwei（yejintianfeifanzheigejian）：ze，shenmecishanjuanzengxieyi

xihuanxiatian（shide，woshisanhua）：chayanguansegif.

nanyingyuegailexiabeizhu，zaicongyewenlingneilitoudaodepangdabiaoqingbaokuzhongtiaotiaoxuanxuan，fachugexiaobengouqiaoqiaotantougif.

nanyingyue：dajiahao，jinghuanghao，yunhuanghao，feishuhao，yuegehao，sanhuabaobaohao，yihouqingduoduoguanzhao。jugongjpg.

jinghuang：yuebaohao，ai~wozenmejiubushigenvfen

sanhua：xixibaobaohao，duoduoguanzhao

feishu：yuebaohaoa，jinghuangfeijipiaoyaome

yuege：yuebaohao，jinizhaodelvshijpg.

yunhuang：ng，yuebaoyaojiayou。xianqushuayaxizaoba，shoushiwanlezaikan

nanyingyue：hao，xiexieyuege

xiganjingguozaibeiwoli，nanyingyuejixukanyuegefajitadezhangtu，doushijiaozhimingdenvxinglvshi，lvliguangxian。taxuandingleyigetianjia，zheimewanshenqingmiaoguo。daguozhaohu，quedingxianshangzixunfeiyong，nanyingyuefasonghetong，yuedingcirishidianxianshangshipin。

gaodinghetong，huidaoqunli。

sanhua：yuebaoyuebao，nihuadesanhuamaomao，wonengjietudangtouxiangma？

nanyingyue：dangrankeyi！buguowosuishouzaibijibenshanghuade，taibuzhengshile。mingtianwozhibohuayizhangxinde，caisede，zaixieshangmingzi，songjibaobaodangtouxianghaobu？

sanhua：aaabaobaonitaihaole，haohaohaowodengmingtian

jinghuang：（jidubingweiqu）yuebao！woyeyao！

yunhuang：（guaiqiaodengdai）xiangyaoyiwanyueliang，yizhiheimaoshenzhuaqugou，pangbianxieshangmingzi，keyima？

nanyingyue：ngngwojizhule，jinghuangyouyaoqiuma

jinghuang：meiyou，yuebaozijikanzhehua

digulejinghuangjijuzuipajiafangmeiyouyaoqiu，feishuheyuegedoubuyaotouxiang。feishudetouxiangshiyigenanrendaimojingkaozhechedeceshenzhao，yuegedetouxiangshiyigemaobizi，houzhongninglian，jietiguizheng，xiedeshi“meng”。

jinghuang：feiyenibieji，wohuahaimeishuowan。yuebao，woyaolianggetouxiang，yongzaiwxdexiemingzijiuhao

难应月：嗯，我懂~

feishu：yuebao，（qiaoqiaodishuo）taxianqinihuafengkeai，buxiangnalaidangwxtouxiang，nikanyunhuangjiubuzheiyang

允皇：（乖巧）

景皇：……（委屈）

nanyingyue：feishu~（qiurao）

nanyingyuexiangshuidun，tazenmezheiyangxihuandouneilianggeren？

jinghuangdeyaoqiuhenheliya，yunhuangshenmeyemeishuocaiqiguai，tazhenyaonajianbihuadangzhongyaoshejiaoruanjiandetouxiangma？

nengzaixingdongxiaofeiqianshi，suishousaneimeduoqian，kendingshiyoushenfenderen。xianshizhongdepengyouhuxianglianxishi，buhuiyinweikeaifengtouxianggandaodiulianma？

feishu：erwei，yuebaojiaowofeishu，nimenjiaowofeiye，bujuedechabeierlema

yunhuang：jiaoxiguanle，feiye

jinghuang：chabeijiuchabei，nianqing

zhihousanrendouyouyifenduozhongmeishuohua，kenengshibeishenmeyanyuzhazhele。

nanyingyuehesanhuatanzhefensitougaoqudao。

sanhua：gegeputongfensiqundouzanshelesangeguanli，xianrangtamenzaiqunlishoutougaoshaixuanzhengli，ranhouwokanyibian，fendengjihuizongfajini

sanhua：shibeishudefensiqunkongzhe，wohuiguanzhudajiadedakahuoyuedu，yizhouyihoukanqingkuanglazhongshifensi，manmandishairen

sanhua：deng10qun20qunzhurenduole，jiukeyikaixinfensiqun，daoshijiuhaoguanle

sanhua：baobaokeyichoukonghuadiantouxiang，dangchengzhongshifensiqundefuli

nanyingyue：xing~sanhuabaobaohaonenggan，xinkule~

sanhua：maomaofeipuqinqingif.

yunhuang：yuebao，wshixuweiliangdeanziduanshijianneijiebulele。taxinchachulaiyiduizuizhuang，toushuiloushui、huiludangdi**guanyuan，qiejinnianlaiduociduiweichengnianrenxiashou。

yunhuang：anqingjianjianfuza，zhenchashenchadeliuchengjiuhuibeilazhang。danshinifangxin，zheianzinaodale，yuqingyalizhong，zainanpan，sangeyueyehuijigejieguo。

yunhuang：tayidinghuibeisongjinqu，jinqujiubuhuizaichulai。wotongnishuoyisheng，panixinlidianjizhe。bazheixieshipaokai，xihuanzhibojiuanxinzuozhibo，shenmeyebuyaoxiang。buxuyaolaoleinizhunbeishenmezuoshenme，buhuiyourenlaizhaoni，nidengzhekanxinwenjiuhao。

sanhua：baobaobaobaofennujpg.

sanhua：zhongquanchujigif.

nanyingyue：ng，xiexieyunhuang，wozhidaola

tabingmeiyoudianjineizhong**，tadianjideshijingchazenmehaibulaizhaotawenhua。yuanlaibuxuyaoma？buxuyaozuozheng？buxuyaochuting？buxuyaoweituoshenmesusong？

wangshangbushizheiyangshuodeya？

erqie，anqingjiandan，sangeyuejieshuyezhengchang。anqingfuza，sangeyueyijingfeichangyouxiaolvle。

yunhuangzhidaoneibuxiaoxiei，tingtadehaole。

shaoleyijianmafanshi，nanyingyuexinliqingsongbushao。

jinghuang：momotou~yuebaojinikanmao

shimiaozhongzuoyoudeduanshipinfaguolaisange，shipindezhujiaogezishiweifenglinlindemianyin、lanlvyitongdexianqibuou、nianbabadejinjianceng。

mianyinbuoushenzhidouhuibaizaoxing，zhiyouneizhijinjiancengdaihuhude，zongba**duizhejingtou。paishederenxianranwunai，raolairaoqupaibudaozhenglian，zhihaozoudaogenqiannayizhishoukongzhizhumaotou。

fangzichaoda，shouchaohaokan……aiyabuguanle！maomaokeaisile！

nanyingyue：haopiaoliangdebuou！！！mengdaoroulinzhentougif.

原来最喜欢漂亮的。

nanrenpaipaibuoumaotou，zoudaoyibianqufaxiaoxi，xindeshipintiaochulai，yizhi，guaiweisuodeheimao。

切~怎么跟他的比？

faheimaoshipinderenmeiyankanzijiadechongwu，yaobushitawenle，tazhenbuxiangfa。

zheisimaopingrilideshuaiqigaolengyonglanjingerni？tashizhidaokanshipinderenshisheima？weishenmegengouziyiyanghazheqitushetoua？

郁闷~

jitayihuishijiankanmao，ranhouganjinqushuijue。

yunhuang：yuebao，shidianle，bieliaole，qushuiba

难应月：好~

yequeshishishuijuedeshijianle。

nanyingyue：neidajiawanan~

youyihuiermeimaopaodefeishuyiqishuolewanan，nanyingyuetuichuqun，youyulexiajuedingbutinghua，zaihuawufenzhongkanyixiatamendepengyouquan。

jinghuangpengyouquanneironghenshao，shangyitiaohaishilianggeduoyueqianpaidehaijing。yunhuangdepengyouquanwanquankongbai。feishushigezhonggeyangdehaoche。sanhuashigezhongmeishihejianfei。yuege，yuegequanshiwanjianxinwendeneirong，**zhengce、chengshijianshe、diqufupin……doushigongshi。

aiyabukanlebukanle，deshuile。

yewenlinghelinglianggesheyouhaiyaohuoyueyizhenzide，nanyingyuedaishangyanzhao，gentamendaowanan。

xitongmaorongrongdidaizaitaerbian，zhujianbiandexianggexiaoshou：“nikanyikanma，woxinshangdeduihuanjiangli，shoucigoumai，jizhekouyo！”

nanyingyuejujue，kanlegengrenbuzhu。taxianzaibunenghualiwuzhi，zheibushishidashizhengdaoshoulideqian，yiyeguoqu，zuichadeqingkuangshizhijieguiling。tashiyongledejianglikebunengyuanjiatuihui，daoshihoujiuchengtaqianxitongdele。

nanyingyuehaipaqianzhang。meiqianjiuhenkepa，qianzhangjianzhilingrenkongju。

tashuiqule，sangesheyouyadishengyin，couzaiyiqikanfangzi。

yewenlingdasuanxiantiaochujigehexinyidelai，mingtiangennanyingyueshuo，miandehaitaxinliyouguashangyijianshishuibuhaojue。

sanrentiaolaitiaoqu，fajuedingjiejidetuijiandengjijingzhunwubi。daodishigaojirencai，jilituijiandejichufangchan，chuleguimeiyourenhebiduan。

danjiaqianzheigewenti，yewenlingbuzaihu。

pguolianxishengdeheilishi，yewenlingwanquanbuxiangti。danbudebuchengren，neiduanshijian，tadewudaogongdidedaolejidagongguyutigao。tazhangdehaixing，shencaiyebucuo，yemeiyouchundaozhangzuijiudezuifensi，ganleliangnianzhubo，taqianzhenglebushaode。

tayigerenzule，jieyingyueguoquzhudouxing。genghekuang，yingyuemashangjiuhuibianchengyunxutachiruanfanbaodatuidefupo，dafupo，dadafupo。heihei~

xuanhaofangzi，sanrendoushuile。banyeliangdianduo，nanyingyuewunaidibaxiayanzhaotanqi。

naoziwengwengdixiang，xiongkouyebushufu。

“liwuzhijianglema？”qingqingdeshengyinxiangzaikongjuqiqiuside。

heituanzizhanzhan，xiangsahuangshuomeiyou，xinzhinanyingyuejuebuhuixin，xianglaixiangqugengshuibuzheyaozuomeng，bianlaoshidao：“jiangleqishiwan。”

nanyingyuesonglekouqi，haihaomeiyouwubaiwanwubaiwandijiang。

tahuanxingshoujiping，dakailewx，xinjiadewugelianxirenjingjingtangzailiebiaoli。

sheifalexinpengyouquan，hongdianzaitishi。nanyingyuezhaoguoqukan，shiyingyunfade。dabanye，tapaileyizhizunguilengyanmiexiezheyandeheimaofashanglai。

yunhuangbushishuotazhiyangleyizhimaoma？

nanyingyuewanwanmeixiangdaozheimaoshishipinlifengkuangtushetoudeneiyizhi。

kandeyanjingdousuanle，nanyingyuebatupianbaocunxialai，huidaoxiaoxiyemian。shixianluozaineigemeiyourenhedongjingdeduihuakuangshang，taqingdiaolehoutai，guanpingshuijue。

julitadaiboguoquleyizhou。zuikaishizaixingdonghuoqilaideshimiaoduanshipin《kanba》，bofangyijingposhiyi。jinwantazuozhibo，zhibojianlihaojibaiwanren……

zhenjiumeiyouyijuhuayaohetashuoma？

menglisheizaijianjiaozheshuaidongxi，sheizaiku。menglitaxianggesirenyangzhanzhe、zuozhe，kouzhezhijiachenmo。mengli……

shuiba，mingtianyaotinglvshijianghetong，yaokaishixuanfangzi，yaozhaoyixiegengxiangxiquanmiandejianbihuajiaocheng，yaozuodeshihenduoni。

baojinxitong，yijuedaotianliang。

nanyingyueshibeimaotuanzizhuangzailianshangchuangxingde，tazhengkaiyan，**shenzuoqilai，yanshenyoutanteyouqipan，meiyouwen，danxitongzhidaotaxiangzhidaoshenme，lehehedidao：“najinikan！jinizijikan！”

zhangdewangbudaotoudejinduzhi，zhitianchonglezuizuoduandeyidingdian，nanyingyuerengrangaoxing。

1850w+deliwuzhi，haishengle1660w。

zheibitayuxiangdehaotaiduole。

“应月，你醒啦！”

sheyougangxiwanliancongweishengjianchulai，nanyingyueduitazhanyan，diandiantou，xiangliangdiyingleyisheng，“ng。”

sheyoufadai，dameirendingzheshuidelingluandetoufa，yizaoshangjiuxiaoyiyingying、shencaiyiyi。

tashenglexieyongqi，pameirenchuang，xiu~

a，kaojinlehuiyouruanmianmiandexiangqi。

“zenmedazaoshangzheimeyoujingshen？”zheijitianzhuangtaizhendehaohaoa~

zhenshiyuanyinhuidabule，nanyingyuexiaodao：“zuotianzhiboxiaoguohenbucuo，taikaixinle！”

“xiaoguobuxingcaiguaileni！yejiushiwomeiqian，zhinengkagefensidengpai。”

laotianye，jitageshenhaoxitongba！shuayibaifanliangbaideneizhong，taxianjiyingyueqianqiangaogeyibaiyi！

“ya！wodoubuzhidao，xiexiebaobaozhichi~”nanyingyuediebeixiachuang。

heihei，sheyouyuntouzhuanxiang，“yuebaozaofanhaishixiaomizhouhejidanma？woyaoqushitangle，wojinidai。”

“ng，mafanbaobaola！”

嘿嘿~

shenmepingtaiqianshideshenhaoya，bieshuoyewenlingle，liantadoubibushang。

遥遥领先！

啷个喱儿啷~

chiwanzaofan，lianggesheyouqumang**，nanyingyuegenyewenlingcouzaiyikuaikanfangzi。zuihouxuanchugejulixianxianmaokahenjinde，shangxiaercengdatongdesishiyiting。

kanpaideshipin，fangzikongjiankaikuotongtou，caiguangchongzu，tongfenglianghao。louti、tiaokongquyu、tesediaodingshejishidecengciganfengfu，congyicengdaoerceng，gegekongjianquyuxianghuhuyingyougejutese。

zhuangxiujianyuedaqi，jiajuyedoupeitao。shuiguan、dianxian、ranqi、wangluzhileiyezuolezuiyoupeizhi。zongtieryanwuketiaoti。

qitajichugaotuijiandudefangziyewuketiaoti，danzheilidiliweizhigenghexin。

yewenlingjiangxuanzejieguofajidingjie，qiandingningwanzhufujiaonanyingyuebushufumashanglianxirenhou，quxianchangkanzhele。

zaoshangshidian，nanyingyuegenlvshixianshangshipin，kandechulaiduimiandejingyingnvqiangrenduoshaoyouxiewuyu。

“zheigehetongni……”shihuashishuo，huibuhuixiandexiangpianzi，zaihuyanluanyu？

aigejiangmingtiaokuanhanyi，nanyingyuegaobumingbaijinghuangshizenmenonglaizheizhonghetongde？tapianleqiangleweixiele？fuchushenmedaijiale？

没有要求。

meiyoubixuyaoqudehuodong，meiyoubixuyaodadeguanggao，meiyoubixuyaogongxiangredudeqiangpenghuangzu。meigeyuedezhiboshizhangbuxianzhi，xiangbojiubo，buboyexing，buhuiyourenhechengfa。

qianyijiufencheng，pingtaifuzebufenshuiwu，shengxiadezijijiao。qiansanqifencheng，pingtaifuzesuoyoushuiwu，zijishenmeyebuyongguan。jianglaiwanyizaijiaoshuishangchuxianshenmewenti，shidoushipingtaide。

liangzhongfenchengdaoshoudeqianchabuduo，sanqifenshaoyizhuangmafan，nanyingyuedangranxuanhouzhe。

xianshangqianyuezaoyiguifanhefa，nanyingyuexiawuyidianzaisushelibashenmeshidougaoding，kaishishangwangsoujisuoyounengzhaodaodejianbihuajiaocheng。

tameiyouxitongdixueguohuahua，zhishizaijia、zaibingchuangshangwuliaoshi，zhaozheshushangdejiandantuhuamofang。

taxiangxiangzijishiyigezhengchangren，jiandandedatouxiaorenzaihualitiaoyuepaobu、changgetiaowu、danaoxixiao、quyouleyuan、quhaibian、qupashan、dongdongdongxialouti、shoujiaobingyongpalouti……

tajiandaomao，bunengmo，jiuhua。zaihuali，takeyimo，keyixi，keyizaidatouxiaorendezhouwei，huashangyibaigeshenzhiwubaigemaomao。

renwu、dongwu、fengjing、richangyongju，tadounenghua，danhaishigaixitongdixueyixia，quedingzijideshuiping，zhaodaozijidequexian，cainengtigao。

taizhenfenle，taijidongle，nanyingyuehuganyizhentianxuandizhuan，qiangliedeexinganshitayaooutu。zaidiannaoqiantaibuqitou，tazhijiepaxiaxiuxipingfu。

shouzaijuliedizhandou，rengshumenshuluweizhurenmodaokoudailideyaoping，jichuyiliyaopianlaiyazaishexia。

tahaoxiangyaosile，youmianqianghuoxialai。

guolehenjiu，xitongcaitingjianweiruodeshengyin——

“rangwokankannidekeduihuanjiangliba。”