《咳血扶腰直播后,我成了榜一收割机》 小说介绍
yanqingleixingdexiaoshuodatongxiaoyi,《kexuefuyaozhibohou,wochenglebangyishougeji》zheibenshurangrenyanqianyiliang,nanyingyueyewenlingdegushimailuoqingxi,jiandaobaodewenbixiaosa,jiegouyanjin,xiedehenhao,zhidetuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi:heituanzizhanzhan,xiangsahuangshuomeiyou,xinzhinanyingyuejuebuhuixin,xianglaixiangqugengshuibuzheyaozuomeng,bianlaoshidao:“jiangleqishiwan。”……
《咳血扶腰直播后,我成了榜一收割机》 第1章 免费试读
xingdongduanshipin,zhibozhuanqu,“xiaoyumao~~”dezhibojian——
【yurongfujinruzhibojian】
【meihaokandejinruzhibojian】
【羽绒服:人呢?】
jingtouduizheyijianshangchuangxiazhuosirenqin,dishangpuzheyizhangyujiadian。kongdangdangdeyizizhanjuzhibohuamiandeyijiao。
zhibojianliyoubabailaihaoren,danmushuadefeikuai——
【huanyingyige!huanyingkanzong!】
【主播浇花去了】
【wuwuwuyigenizhongyulaile!】
【xiaoyugangcaibeiqifudelaocanle】
【羽绒服:说】
【yurongfu:tajingtouzheimepaidaoqinshibutaihaoba】
【tangxingfaxiaoyuzuoqupa】
【shizheiyang。xiaoyugangjinleyigeliurenju,shicainiaolade。benlaigenshuijie、qingmangtamen,zaijiayigexifeng,dajianenghaohaowan,sheizhidaoqingmangbatangxinglajinlaile】
【doujinlaileyebuhaoti,jiukaitiaole,wandeyifasi】
【diyibashixifengying,xiezongzaitanei,nianyameishenmeyiwai,chengfayehaishilaoliangyang,xiezhuangguanmeiyan】
【dierbaxiezongzoule,shuishuijiediyi。shuijierenhao,jiuranghualegelian】
【disanbacainiaobeitangxingtoule,tababierendouqingqingfangguoqu,daoxiaoyuzheier,jiushiwufenzhongqupa,zuoyicinianyibian“**jiushijiaoqing”】
【zuoleliangfenzhong,shuijiexianzoule,juyejiusanle。xiaoyulaolaoshishibashijianzuoman,quweishengjianxilianle】
【shexiangtoushipaiwanchengfameibaiguolai,queshibuhao,dengtahuilaiwomenshuota】
【meiguanxiba。xiaoyushuoguo,tasheyouzhouliudouyou**,zheihuierxiawusandian,kendingmangzheni】
xiaoxifachu,sushemencongwaimiandakaile。
heifagangguojiandenvsheng,shenxingqingshou,baisezhangxiutxu,qianlanniuziku。zoujinsushehoumendoumeiyouguanhao,wulidijiangzijishuaizaiyizhong。zuobeijiazaizhuobian,toudingzhongzhongdishangqu。youshoulianzheshouwanxiaobei,jinjinhuanyazhexiaofu。
直播间里——
【……】
【okwobizuizuichunlalianjpg.】
【快点回来呀小羽】
【huaile,sheyoubuhuishengqiba】
【她好像很不舒服】
【手!手!手!】
【zheishouzhijiuqiyifulaizhenhaokan,laijiujiuwode】
【zheishineigeshoushoutebiepiaoliangdedameinvsheyouba】
【xiaoyusantianliangtoukuatasheyou,shuoshibatagaowandemeimao】
【zundujiadu?anyebushitebiexiangkanshuangyanfangguangjpg.】
【zheiweisheyouqingbakouzhaomaozizhaiyizhai,liuyuele,burema】
【shoulianyidianba,renjiabushizaijingtouqiangongzuode】
【shia,biebasusheguanxigaobengle】
sshiliuyuexiaxundetianqi,duanxiuchuikongdiao,niegebinggaoshangxianre。nvshengyiketou,youshimaoziyoushikouzhaoyoushiyanjing,lianzhedejiejieshishi。
tafuzaizhuozishang,jimiaozhonghou,feilidichengqishenti,kaozhuyibei。shouzaiqingqingfazhan,xianbakouzhaolaxiabilianghuxi。jiezhequxiamaozirengzaizhuoshang,zhaidiaoleyanjing,zuihouchediaokouzhaozuanzaishouli。
jiuzheidianshi,haojinletamianqiangzanqilaideliqi。
youhuanlejimiao,xiaofuyinggaishigengtongle,nvshengnanshoudexiangyaoku。chengzhezhuozizhanqilai,caifaxiandishangdeyujiadian。lengleyixia,meixinliguan,bakouzhaodiujinlajitong,tiqishuihudaolebanbeikaishui。
xianghe,reqigungun,zhijiantangdefahong,yanjingyefahong,taduizheyibeishuiweiquqilai。
leihuadazhuan,nvshengfangxiabeizi,dunxialaizhuazhuyujiadianyitou,xiangjuan,youdanxinhaiyaoyong。
youyuzhe,weishengjianlixiangqichongshuisheng,yigeshengaotuizhang、edanlianerdeguniangzouchulai。
“应月?”
kanjiandunzhedesheyou,yewenlinglianggedabuchongshanglai,bandunzhewozhutadeshuangjian,yiliandanxindiguanchatacanbaidelianse。
buzhengchangdechaohongkendingshikouzhaozimenchulaide,yewenlingganjuezijiwangleshenme,danxianzaigubushangle。
“zenmele?nabushufu?yaochiyaoma?xiyangma?aiyanibieguanzheidianzile……**!”
xiangqilaile。yewenlingjihuyaotiaoqilaiqubaishexiangtou,danmianqianderenerqiliruoruodizhuazhuta,jiaozhemeitou,yanleiyidiyidide,xiangkaoyikaota。tajiudongdanbudele,xinhuangdezhichouchou。
“doubuyao。lingling,woduziteng……”
yewenlingqingqinglianpaizhezhuazhutadeneishuangshou,zhejidao:“yuebao,bushi,nixianfangkaiwo,guainixianfangkai,wowowoyao……”
shousongkaile,yewenlingzhanqilaipudaozhuozibian,yibakoufanlezijibijibenpangdeshexiangtou,liandaibadiaomai。huiguotoulai,yilianchuangledahuodexinxushenqing。
“duibuqi,yingyue。wo,womeixiangdaonihuihuilai,woganggangzaizuopkchengfa,wo……duibuqi,jingtoupaidaonile。”
nanyingyuezhengzhengkanxiangyewenlingdezhuowei,zaizuilice,bijibenkaizhe。keliandeshexiangtoudaoxialaitiezhezhuomian,xiaoxiaoyigezhibohuamianhuimengmengde,danmukanbuqing,yitiaoyitiaofeisuwangshangding。
tayaoshuohua,zhentongyouzhi,nanaidiquansuoqilai。yewenlingdunxiacouguolai,wen:“duziteng,jintian21hao……yimaa?”
nanyingyueqingsheng“ng”zhe,yewenlingxintengdiwen:“quchuangshangshuiyihuierma?”
nanyingyuechangshizheqishen,yewenlingshoutuozaitayexiabangmang。barenfuqilaisongshangchuang,tapaoquyangtaijiangzijizhongwushaidebeizibaohuilai。
“gaiwodebeizi,shaidezhengrehuni。”
wennuanpengsongdebeiziyongshanglai,yewenlingzixijiangbeijiaoyahao,youwen:“youshufudianma?yaozaichaijigenuanbaobaoma?wokannilianglekaishui,shiyoushenmeyaoyaochi?haishizhixianghedianreshui?”
nanyingyuemianlixiaoxiao,dao:“shenmedoubuyong,woshuiyijuejiuhaole。xiexieni,lingling。nihaizaizhiboni,qumangzijideba……nishexiangtougangganghuibuhuishuaihuaile?”
yishuozhibo,yewenlingjiuxu。
“buhuihuaide,congzhuozishangdiaoxiaqujicile,zhilianghaodehen……duibuqiyingyue,wobushiguyide。”
nanyingyueyanshenhuanghuzhebuzhizaixiangshenme,huiguoshenhouyaotoudao:“meiguanxi,paijiupaidao,wusuoweile,biezaiyi。”
yewenlingbandianmeijianweidao,yanshengengnanguole。jiannanyingyuedeliansebibaiseyinsuihuadebeizihaicangbai,tayebuzaiduoshuoshenme,paxiachuangjiaorenhaohaoxiuxi。
laidaozhuoweiqian,diannaopingmushangdanmuquli,guocuihegantanhaojianjianshaole,dajiazaiwasainanyingyuedewaimao,shibushipiaoguoyixiexiaoliwu。
【laopo!wodeqinqinlaopo】
【maozikouzhaoyizhai,jigemenzhendeshangbulaiqi】
【wanquanwumeiyanzheigeshuipingma】
【sishui!woshuonikuaijiwojiangwen,nierduolongma】
【zheishishenme?piaolianglaopo!tianyixia】
【baobaowozheiliyouwenshui,doujini。weilehebudaoshuiku,haokeai】
【shishengliqima?liandoubaile,xintengsile】
yewenlinghuitouqukannanyingyuedechuangwei,zhibojianshuiyoudefanying,zhengshitadayidiyicijianyingyueshi,xinlihuodongdezhongshu。
xinxibaozhadeshidai,yibushoujikeyikanjingujinzhongwaiqingchengjiali。
zaiciqiantixia,tarengjueyingyueweizui。
gaihuanchengshoujizhibo,yewenlingqingshouqingjiaozouquyangtai,yanbuzhudechourong。
【yurongfu:zaomale?】
yewenlingtanqi:“huanyingyigeya!yaoshitamawolehaihao。”
【yurongfu:……nibujinbutaizhi,jingranhaishigezimu】
叶闻翎:……
【哈哈哈哈哈哈哈】
【chuanchuqu,xiaoyumaoshim】
【shayisi?man?mei?】
【haizimeinishier,wanquba】
【xiaoyua,jiemeiconglaimeiqiuguonishenme,jiemendiyiciqiuni,hongnisheyoujinyulequanxingma?】
【taihaodaile!gezhongbingruomeirendounengdaia】
【bushi,zheizhongmeinv,wozenmemeizaiwangshangshuadaoguo?danfanyouyigerenpaitayizhangzhengliancelianzhao,tadouhongle】
【nigesiyatouchidezhenhaoa】
【nigesiyatouzhennengzangdezhua】
【nimashangdasanle,genzheizhongmeinvyiqishenghuoleliangnian,nidoubugenjiemeimenfenxiangyixia】
【tiantianzhibodeshihoushuonisheyouduopiaoliangduopiaoliang,womenbudongwomenbudong,laoniangyiweinigaochouxiangni】
【woshuonigeneimeduomi,buchuquzhaofangzhu,feiyaodaisushe,xianggeshazi……woxianggeshazi】
mianduinvfende**shengtao,yewenlingsuozhejianbang,buganzhisheng。shoujipingmushanghuranzhakaixuanlidetexiao——
【meihaokandezengsongzhuboxiaoyumao~~xiarijidian*1*2*3】(50000xingbi)
yewenling:“xiexiekanzongdexiariji,e……”ta、tadema?
zheiweibuzenmejitabaomide。
【看总大气!】
【kanzongzhaozhehaokandele】
【meihaokandezengsongzhuboxiaoyumao~~xiarijidian*4*5……*20】(50000xingbi)
【meihaokande:yibanjinisheyou】
叶闻翎:!!!
banfenzhongjingzhuanliangwan!taaiyuebao!
yewenling:“hao!xiexiekanzong!woquhetashuo。”
【meihaokande:buyong,rangtaxiuxiba】
yewenlingtuichuyangtai,jiannanyingyuechuangweishangwushengwuxide,burenxinjiaotale。zhengjiujie,kankandanmu,youqiaoqiaohuidaoyangtai。
“dengtaxingle,womashanggaosuta。zaiciganxiekanzong,20gexiariji,taidaqile!”
【meihaokande:quanquannisheyou,bushufuqukanyishengzhiliaokaiyao】
【shiashiawoyexiangshuo,liansetaichale,haoxiangsuishihuihundao】
【shengliqitongdelihaiyaochiyao!bieyingchenga!chilizhitongjiaonanghuihaohenduo】
【suirankuqilaihenhaokan,danshitaixintengle】
yewenlingtanxi:“yishengshuotabunengsuibianchizhitengyaode。”
【为啥】
【ganshengongnengyouwenti?】
【xiaoyunigangwentayaobuyaoxiyang?feibuhao?】
【henzaozhiqianjingtoudaidaoqinshijiufaxianle,nisheyouzhuoshangyoushuxideyao。mianyiyizhiji,tayaofuyongzheigema】
【mianyiyizhijishishaya?abo?】
【wozhidaoyourenzuoguoqiguanyizhi,shuhoudezhongshengfuyongtakemosi】
【zheileiyaoshifangpaiyifanyingde,youfuzuoyong。ganshengongnengjiangdia,gaoxueyaa,guzhishusonga。genqitayaowuheyonggengshizaolaozuile】
【nisheyoushazhuangkuangya?chizheizhongyao】
【a?wodebaobeitajinglileshenme?】
【gangshangwangsouleyixia……】
yiqunrencai,denghuierbazhenduandantuilichulaile。yewenlingjiyan,shuangshouheshiqiudao:“gegejiejiemen,biewalebiewenle,bujiangzheixiee。tabuxihuan。”
xianzaijiushihouhui,feichanghouhui。zaisushezhiboliangnianmeichuguocha,jintianbuguozuogequpa,zenmejiushangqingxugualian,bajingtouwangle。
zhenzaogao!gengzaogaodeshi,yingyuezhidaozijimeili,tahenhuibaohuziji,yizhihenxiaoxin。kexianzai,tahaoxiang,buzaihule。
yewenlingyizhenhaipaxinsuan。tasongnanyingyuequguotaiduociyiyuan,lejietadebingqing。tadebing,zhibuhaole。
【yurongfu:xingle,sheishengzhongbingleyijibierenzhidaoleyiluntongqing?jiucidazhu】
【meihaokande:ng,zoule】
【对对对打住打住】
【看总拜拜!】
dajiahouzhihoujuezheiyangtaolunbutaihao,xunsuzhuanyilehuati。
【咱还得去报仇呢】
【yurongfu:lianta,dahuiqu】
【yurongfu:tazenmefaninizenmefata,jiaotabianzuobianchangchoubaguai】
【衣哥还是威武】
【走走走】
……
宿舍里。
“喂喂,醒醒!”
nanyingyuegangshuizhe,jiubeihuanxing。tahuchuyikouqi,meizhengyan,zhidaocishizaitazhence,buhechanglidipiaofuzheyituanweitakejiandemaorongrong。
“nideliwuzhizhanglewuwanduo。”
nanyingyueduanzanzhengyanhouheshang,xinxuduanzanbodonghousiji,“e。”
“aiyanibuyaozheimedengsima!nishiyishima!”maorongtuanzijiaozaofangun。
南应月无力理它。
xushishengmingquedaolejintou,tazuijinzongshihuixiangcongqian。
buzujiuyuezaochan,xinfeifayubuliang。zaiyiyuanzhiazhi,liangsuizhichugeipah。
zhengchao、kuqi、yiliaokaixiao,qisuifumulihun,taruyizuoshan,shinianjihujiangmuqintuo**feng。
shiqisuidaolezhongmoqi,jiuwukejiu。zuoxinfeilianheyizhi,youhuoxialai。
shuhoudiergeyuezuinanao,jixingpaichigaofa。yitian,tadebingchuangshangchuxianleyizhangzhipian。
“woshichuanqizhuboxitong,xianzaiwoyaoxianxingle。qingnizuohaozhunbei,buyaoshoudaojinghe。wohuiyichaokeaiwuhaidexingxiangchuxian,qingbiehesi,woyaoqianni。”
yikemaorongrongdeheituanzi,xiguadaxiao,dingzhezhishangbugaodekatongyan,duangduangzaibeizishangdantiao。
“wokeyizhihaoni,zhiyaonizuozhubo,congfensineilishoudaoyibaiyideliwu。”
她当时就笑了。
yibaiyi,shuziyongjiaotiande?jinbabuweibidouyaoliangqianduowanni。genghekuang,bukeanshi,bunengsuoqu,fensihouhui,zengliwuxiao。
hebiruciweiwan?mingmingkeyizhishuo“qusiba”。
konghuanxiyichang,buzhengzhale。
muqinzaihunle,huijitadaqian,danshibuzaijianmian。tingshuohuaiyunle,shengdedidihenjiankang,zhenhao。
congchushengdaoxianzai,ershiernianderensheng,chiyao、zhazhen、chaguan、lianzaiyiliaoyiqishang,meiyouyifenzhongjiankanganning。
yishendebing,jingranhaiyaotongjing。
够了。
yizhiqiguanchenglewunian,zhuangtaizaoburuqian。yishengjiangguoerciyizhi,fengxianjigao。xitongzhenduan,tajuehuobudaoershiwusui。
算了。
xitongxiangnaotou,faxianzijimeishou,manchuangluangun。taqiandezhubodongyebudong,sileyiyang。
“niweishenmejuedezijishoubudaoyibaigeyi?”
nanyingyuejuedezheidaomeituanzigenzijishuobudaoyikuai:“niweishenmedudingbierenhuixinganqingyuanfengshangzheiyangyibijukuanjiwo?”
nengzhuandaozheixieqianderen,congming、lizhi、guojue、yundao、yuanshiziben、zhongshiliyi,bizhanjiyang。tamenfuchubiyaoshouhuo。
nengjichengzheixieqianderen,huibeizhuanqiandejiaoyu、jiandu。
kanzhibodaedashang,youduoshaorenshi**zhixia,chongdongxiaofei?duoshaorenshifenweidaole,genzhexiaofei?tuichuzhibojian,huidaoxianshi,youduoshaorenwanquanbuhuiyouyisisihouhui?
suoyixitongjuedetapingshenme?
“pingnipiaoliangya!nimenzheigeshijie,bainianyigedingjimeiren,qianyigeshishangshijibeichengtaiyangshendeshijiejuxing,zheiyibainianshini。erqiewohaibaniguxiangshangdeyidiandianxiaciyouhuale。congyuangudaoweilai,zaijixiaogailvdequantishengmingjinhuajianglinzhiqian,nishizuimeilideren。”
南应月:“哦。”
xitong:“……nijidongyidianma!”
南应月:“哇。”
系统:“……”
nanyingyue:“suoyimeiliyoushenmeyong?”
jiaoyishenghushikantaduoxielianmin?jiaomuqinjingshenbengkui、pibeijuewangzhijishi,dingduojianjiaozhouma,burendata?
shayebushi,zhihuirangmuqindejiaowangduixiangtianzhelianlaidongshoudongjiao。
“ruguobunengkangfu,yeqingjiangwozhihuishangdeyidian……henduodianxiaciyouhuadiao,neiyangwojiunengzijijiejuejiankangdewenti。ruguodangzhenjiejuebule,zaishengmingdezuihoujinianzuokexueyanjiu,weiguojiahequanshijierenleizuochugongxian,yebuwangcishengle。”
“qishinixiangyaowozhuanyibaigeyi,henjiandana。ruguowogoucongming,yanzhichuxinyaolai,fazhanlexinnengyuan。wangdazairenchuxingxi,wangxiaochaigezhonglizi。gaozheixie,moshuoyibaiyi,yiwanyiyezhirikedaia!”
xitong:“buxing!zhibojianyouzhuti!woyaobotianchongwanrenmi。”
南应月:……
宠吧,宠死她得了!
xitong:“nizhenzuoyidianma!”
nanyingyue:zhenzuobuleyidian,xiaoduzilidaojiaoyiyang。
“biezaichaoxingwole,woyaoshuiyihuier。”
……
xiawusidianbudao,renmendanfanyouxiekongxian,jiuhuishunshounaqishouji,dakaixingdongduanshipin,shouzhiyixiayixiashanghua,shuaqilai。
shimiaodeshipin,biaotiyiweibuming,meizhutidelianggezi《kanba》——
huamianmeiyourenhelvjing,yemeipeibgm,yigezhuowei,yibayizi,zuozheyigenvsheng。daizhemaozikouzhao,yizhezaiputongbuguo。
tajiangkouzhaolaxiazuichun,hemianzhi,biliangtingxiu,bijianyuanrunxiaoqiao,celianxiantiaohunranliuchang。tazhailemaozi,toufaweiluan,shijigenchuidaoyanjingshang。
youchaochulerenzhide,jiexianzhiwaidemeili,zaiyanjingxia。
tazhaileyanjing,bakouzhaozhenggezhuaidiao。kaozheyibeizhouzhemei,zaipingfandeshijieli,shenshoutianxing。
shipinjieshu,xunhuanbofang。
yibayizi,yigenvsheng……kouzhaozhaidiao……kouzhaozhaidiao……kouzhaozhaidiao……
【kanba,yikanyigebuzhisheng】
【弹幕呢】
【jibaibianle,chubuqule】
hanjinjindeshoupenglepengpingmushangdelian,buxiaoxinshanghuale,ganjinfanhuilai,shuaxinchudedanmuputiangaidi。
pinglungangcaishisanbailaige,zheihuierpoleqian。
“meiyantaijuele。yanjingda,shuoxiangxingyanba,yankuangxiantiaobuneimeyuanrunrouhe,zhongjianpingzhi,yanweiyoumeililuodiyishouyiqiao。yaoshinengbanchuizheyanjianxiongyixia,jueduishizhurenjibiede。jiushipinlizheimexuruo,lengganshuliganyeyidingbujian。”
“zheiyangcuiruo,zheiyangnongliyanye,xiangyueguangxiasuiluodexue,weibailebuhechanglishengzhangde,zhilingyeluodemeigui。”
“tazuozaineili,qianwanniandegushihechuanshuodouzaitameijianningjie。shiai,shiyu,shichouxiangdegainian。”
“是美。”
dianzanzuiduodezuirepinglun——
“**dehaokan!!cao!!”
zheigezanduo,tashuodedui。
……
xiawuwudian,youguannanyingyuedeshipin,yijingbaozengzhijishige。dajia**taolun,zhejidating。“xiaoyumao~~”dezhibojian,ziranxunsujinrurenmendeshixian。
renyigunaoyonglai,qiaojiandeshi“zhiboyijieshu,jinintuijianqitaremenzhubo,kuailaikankanba”。
zhongrenshiwangerqu。yewenlingkanzheshipinlidenanyingyue,yaoshou。
怎么办呀?
yingyuedebinglia,dizhia,zhuanyanjiudoubachulaile。shenzhiyourenbatadezhibojilufanchulaijian。
fensishushuashuafeizhang,yewenlingyidianyegaoxingbuqilai。taxiangyaoliuliang,kebushiyingyuedeliuliangya!
shipinlitazhengzaifanchun,dedesousou:“nimenbudong,tabushichangjiandemeiren,tashineizhongtebieshenxing,tebiebalabala……suanle,mianqiangjinimenkankanwobaobeideshou。”
“nao,wozuolejiazhangmeijia,tazhijiayihaomi,danshijueshangwomenshouzhiyibanzhang。ze,zenmezheimexizheimebaijing?yuebao,woyougebuqingzhiqing,wokeyitianyixiama?nidezhijieshenmede。”
beipengzhedeneizhishou,xianbodezhijianzhandou,yixiasuozoule。
shipinlitaxiaodexianggebiantai,danmugenzheyiqibiantai。
pingmuwai,yewenlinglianxianggekugua。
yingyuebuaitongrenjiechu,yaobushitasipilailianbarentiandaole,tahuihelinglianggesheyouyiyang,yizhoutongtashuobushangjijuhua。
yingyuexihuanqingqingjingjingde,tabuxiaoxinhaitachujinglulian,haiyaochirangtabukaixindeliuliang。
“嘀嘀嘀……”
liudian,naozhongxiangle,youyaoyaofanqianchi。
nanyingyuepaqilai,xiachuanghoushuiheyaodoubeihaole。
“xiexielingling……nizenmele?”
yewenlingyaokubuku,rangtaxianfuyao,ranhoubashoujijitakan。
“ya,wubaiwanbofang。hongleya。hongletinghaode。lingling,wodoushuisangexiaoshile,nibuhuihaizaiweizheishinanshouba?”
nanyingyuepengpengtashirundeyanjiao,dao:“shuolemeiguanxide。nixiangxiang,wozheimepiaoliang,laishishangyizao,doumeiduoshaorenkanjian。xianzaidajiadouzhidaole,zhentinghao,yihoushuobudinghaihuiliujidiyanleijiwo。”
yewenling:“keshinibuxihuan。”
“shazi,woxihuande。”
sheibuxihuanbeirenaizhepengzhe?tazhishi,haipaxihuanbiandiaoeryi。yemingbai,tachulemafanyushangtong,huiyingbuleshenme。
yewenlingzhidangnanyingyuezaianweita,rengjiuyuyubule,turanxiangqihaiyoujianshi,lianmangjinanyingyuezhuanzhang。
“xiawukanjiannizhihou,zhibojianliyougedingjishenhao,dashangleshiwandeliwushuojini。haiyouxieqitashuiyoudexiaoliwu,pingtaihegonghuikouwan,wonengnasicheng,zhuanjinisiwanwu。”
nanyingyue:tabulaoshi,bianzhehuayangsongqian。
“lingling,biezhuanle。zhenghaonizhiqiantiwojiaolejicijianchafeiyong,jiusuandidiaole。tiwoxiexierenjia。”
“neizenmexing?jianchafeicaijiduoqian?ni,suanle,”yewenlingbuquan,nananyingyuedeshouji,zijizhuanzijishou,“fangxin,xieguoliwule。”
南应月:“哎……”
tameishentitiaojiangenjiankangrentuiche,jieguoshouji,jianshoulewuwanzhuanzhang,wunaidao:“lingling,wokaliyouqiande。yaomeiqianchifanle,kendingdiyishijianhaonizheigefupo,buyaozheiyang。”
taxiangzhuanhuilai,yewenlingmomoduzi:“yingyuenijinwanchidianshenme?woqushitanggennishipin,nikankanyaosha?zoulee!”
yewenlingyizhenfengyiyangdaishanglemen,sanmiaohouyouhuilai,namaozihekouzhaodaishang,biandaibianshuo:“wanyixuexiaolichuankaile,yourengenwohuilai。weizhuangweizhuang~”
fengyouchuizoule,nanyingyuemeinengchadejinyijuhua。
哪至于?
jinwanbuzhiyu,danyiyeguoqu,jiuzhiyule。
zhourizaochenbadian,shualeyiwanshangshipin,yewenlingdingzheyiduixiongmaoyan,baogaobofangliang:“1.3yile。”
gangganggebiqinnvshengzhaolejiqibiejiaodeliyouguolai,kannanyingyue。
louxiayizaotingleliangliangche,yiliangbaoshijie911turbos,yilianglingke900。qianzhechezhushixiaoneifuerdai,yibangrenweizheta,shibushiwangloushangkan。
nanyingyuezhunbeichumen,tayougongzuo。tongguoyewenlingzheigexiaomingrenderenmaizhaodaode,chaoxihuandegongzuo。
maokalaobanyeshuashipin,shuodianwairenduo,kequkebuqu,kantadeyiyuan。nanyingyuebuyubeikuanggong。
她要猫猫。
                
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