《咳血扶腰直播后,我成了榜一收割机》 小说介绍
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《咳血扶腰直播后,我成了榜一收割机》 第6章 免费试读
danlunwaixingtiaojianzheiyixiang,zhenjiuyourendejinleshangcangdechongai。
jishibalianzheqilai,xiuzhangyoumeidejingjian,yudiaodexianxiliuchangdexigai、jiaohuai、shouwan、shouzhiguanjie,bizhibainideyijiexiaotui,yechuchurerenyan。
tameigengutoudouhuizhang,meiyisijiroudoutinghua,meiyicunpifudoupeihe。yinweishengbingershouruo,shouruoquejuebuganbie。waizaideyiqie,douweizhurendemeilijingjingyeye、tianzhuanjiawa。
kehenneizaibaotiantianwu、haobuzhengqi,zheiyangdetianduhoudeyizunzhiyuliuli,baoguozhede,shiyituanshuaixiu。
renjiuzaineili,keyiqingeryijuchupeng。danshibugan。taxingziyouying,yipeng,biransuiyidixue。
“haokanma?”nanyingyuecoujinzhuobianlaikandanmu,tashuodeshiqunzi。
【haokan!】putongdanmuhejinsedanmuyiqishua,tamenshuodeshiren。
nanyingyuefaxianyingjingdedanmule,jiaoleyisheng“kanzong”hou,yebushuohua,zhinayanduizhejingtou。
yanshenmingmingbaibai——“qiuqiule”。
axianzaibugaijiaokanzongle,“jiaojingzong?jinghuang?”huangtingqilaiyaogengjiaweiwubaqi,nianzheyeshunzuier。
【yingjing:tuiyiwanbulaijiang,yuebaobunengjiaoyishengjinggegema?】
【yejintianfeifanzheigejian:songleneimedianer,jinghuangnihaoyisi】
【yingjing:wotingyuebaohuaya,meijianglima】
【yingjing:yuebaonikan,yinweimeisongli,feiyedouqiaobuqiwo(weiqu)】
【yejintianfeifanzheigejian:……wozhendeyaoqiaobuqinile】
nanyingyuesheidoubunengshuo,yaoyiyaochun,yunnianglexia,tiejinmaikefengjiaoleyisheng“yingjinggege”,jiuduodaoyibianquhuodongle。
tazoukaideyishunjian,pingmujiuzhaqiliwutexiao——
【yingjingzengsongzhubonanyingyuexingdong*1*2……*100】(500000xingbi)
sheyoutamenkanjianle,anxiaozhemeitixing。nanyingyuezoudaosushemen,duanzheshuibeiheleliangkouwenshui,kanzheyewenlingxiaomimideyanjing,yikoushuisihuoyanbuxiaqu。
tazheihuierzaiganshenme?haoxiuchiajiuming!
yewenlingqingshengxiaowen:“xianzaihaijinzhangma?”
nanyingyuehongzhelianyaoyaotou,dajiadouhenyoushan,youshanguoletoule。
juedingzhibozhihou,tayouxiangguozenmehuifurenmendefumianyanlun。biru,guoranhaishilailaoqianleya,bachengshirenshechaozuoyazhileide。
tayexiangguozenmeyingfuyouqiandeguanzhong。bijingtazhiyouyizhangliannengjirenjiakandeshang,renjiademubiaohuihenmingque。beijujuezhihou,kendinghuishuoyixiebuhaotingdehua。
tazheiliangtianshenmedouxiangle,tuitanggudaleyibaibian,haishishoubuzhuxitongjidejiangliyouhuo,yingzhetoupikaibo,xiangzhezhuanyidianshiyidian,zhishaorangtaxiageyuebietongjing。
没料到是这种局面。
meiyoufumianyanlun,tahenliuxinzaikan,danmeiyouzhaodao。
dagehenhaoshuohua,chulerangjiaogege,meitirenheyaoqiu。
youqi,jitashualewubaiwandeshenhao,zhiqianshiyigezhumingzhubodefensi。
dingdingdefensishulianggentachiping,doushiliangqianwanzuoyou。zenmemeiyourenlaimatadaijiezou?
xiangbumingbai,huodonglexiayouzouhuizhuoziqian,nanyingyuekandaoletexiao。
yanjingweiweizhengdale,“jinghuang?ni……”nibutinghua。
【yingjing:kanleluping,bushijiaogegeyaoshuayibaigexingdongma(dai)】
nanyingyuefanyingguolai,tamennashiwuhui,tingbudongyewenlingkaiwanxiao,tamenjiushixiangsong。
tabuzhizijishenglediandiqijiaojin,dao:“niyetingwoshiyoude?”
【yingjing:……duibuqi,gangshiwojiamaotiaozhuozishanglai,tadianleyibaigeliwu。buguanwodeshi,wotinghuade】
【yejintianfeifanzheigejian:nibietailipu】
【yejintianfeifanzheigejian:nishashihouyouyangmaole】
yibenzhengjingdihushuobadao,zhenggedanmuqudoujiganwuyule。zheihuierzaimeimaopaodeyingyun,genzhefalegeshenglvehao。
南应月:……
把她当傻子啦?
不过,景皇家有猫?
budui,yaoxianganxieliwu。
linglingshuodebucuo,shoulesangexingdongbailian,taqueshidandingxiele。zhishinaoziliwuxianhuidangzhe“yiqianwubaiwanayiqianwubaiwan”,meiyouzhenggerenmengdiao。
“xiexiejinghuangsongdeyibaigexingdong,taiguizhongle。nimentidianyaoqiujiwoba。wobotaijile,qishihaimeiyouquedinggaibodianshenmehao,dajiaxihuankan**shenme?”
【yejintianfeifanzheigejian:yuebao,nijianghuaduanjubudui,shidajiaxihuankanni,ganshenme,wusuowei】
【yingjing:liaotian,xiuxi,douxing,buyongzheimebuan,feiyeshuodedui,dajiaxihuanni】
【yuebaoganshenmewodouxihuan】
【宝宝睡觉我也看】
【喜欢看月宝干我】
nanyingyue:shenmebudelededongxishanguoqule?
yourenbadaleyizhangduandezhongkenyijianshandiao,gaicheng——
【yingyun:jiwogeguanli】
nanyingyue:adui,shigaijidageshangfangguan。
【yingjing:woyeyaowoyeyao】
【nideyitayibeiyingyunjinyan2xiaoshi】
nanyingyueshezhihaoyingyundefangguan,zhengyaowenyingjing,jiukanjiandanmu。yibianshezhi,yibianxunwen:“feishu,niyaoma?”
beiwenderenhaimeihuida,jitiaodanmujiushuachulai——
【yingjing:feiyenineimeduofangguan,dangdeguolaima?】
【yingyun:zhibojianguanlizhize:guanlizhixu、xiezhuzhubo、jiedachangjianwenti、weihuzhuboxingxiang、shoujifankuiyijian,nengjinlezhizailai】
【yingjing:yunhuangshuodedui,feiyenimanpingtaikanrenaogonghuo,youfenjiyingyuedeshijianma】
【yingyun:zhishaoyeyaomeitianzhibodouquanchanggen,meishijianyekanwanhuifang】
【yejintianfeifanzheigejian:yuebao,taliangjiduiwo】
【yingjing:nigaozhuang?niduodarennigaozhuang?】
【yingyun:qingbuyaowuhui,jiangshushishieryi】
【yingyun:jiduiyicizairichangshenghuoyujingzhong,changyonglaixingrongweinan、paiji、chaofengtaren,wobugan】
【yingjing:yuebaonibielita】
kanzheirenjibierenyinyangguaiqidanglaoshi,guaiyouyisi。
【yejintianfeifanzheigejian:zheizhibojianyedaidingle,yuebaoyuebao,jigefangguan,shuyihoutiantianlai】
zheiliangrendexiaohuatabixukan。
nanyingyueetouyouhanle,jiyebushibujiyebushi,doushijitashualewubaiwandedalao,tabugandong。
【yingyun:feiyemeishijian,danfeiyeyouqian,jitaba】
【yingjing:feiyeaihaoguangfan,zaibiedezhibojianduodatingdianergua,changlaiwana】
nanyingyuezheicaianxin,shehaoledalaomendefangguan,youxiangzhegaizhaojigeputongguanzhong,miandetamenganjueshouhushile。
zhibojianguanliyuandeshuliangzonggongshige,nanyingyuekaolvlexia,rihoukenenghaihuiyudaohenhaodefensi,haidewenlinglingyaobuyao,zuihoutiaochulianggeminge。
tadao:“zhibojiandebaobaomenyouxiangzuoguanlidema?yingyuehaizaima?”
danmuzaifeiteng,nanyingyuediyishijianxiangdaoleyingyue,youlimaoxingdiwenleyixiabuganzhangkuang。
【buganzhangkuang:buyongbuyonglexiexiezhubo】
害怕,匿了匿了。
【应约:在的月宝】
“yingyueyoushijianzuoguanlima?”
【应约:有】
“neiwojialou……zaizhaoyige,younvhaizima?”
【shide,woshisanhua:aaaaayuebaokankanwoaaaaa(sixinliefei)woshinvsheng!woyoushijian!wobiyezaijiashouzubugongzuo!wokeyizuodaoyunhuangyaoqiudeyiqie!aaayuebao!aaawoyaofangguan!(keyunfafeng)jintianbunengqiangdaofangguanwohuisideaaaaaaaa(mianmuzhengning)(mandidagun)】
haozhangdeyiduandanmu,guoyujidongdekouwen,zaijiduandeshijianneifuzhishuapingleyibaiduoci,chenggongcongbaiwanrenzhongshachuzhongwei。
“sanhua?neiyihoumafansanhuabaobaole。wojinishangfangguan。”
zhibojianfangguanfadedanmuyouwumiaozhongtingliushijian,buhuiqingyibeiqitadanmuyanmei。
【shide,woshisanhua:aaaaazhendeshiwo!xiexieyuebao】
【shide,woshisanhua:baobaomeisilemememememe】
【shide,woshisanhua:yuebaowoaini!qinyikouqinliangkouqinyibaikoumememememe】
daliangdeliukoushui、aixinyanemoji,sanhuayidangshangfangguan,shualeershilaitiaodanmu,bajinsetexiaoyademeidingdiancunzaigan。
nanyingyuexiaozhekandanmu,pingmuwaibianjidanmuderenrushendikantazuijiaodehudu。
taxihuanzheixiezhibaireliedezanmeixiai,yanshenyououerhuiyincixianrubuanshanghuai。
还是听得少了。
kexitabunengfa,tamentongxingbiedeshiyouxietequande,baobaobaobao,ainiaini,memememe……ze!
nanyingyuexinshezhilelianggefangguan,caikaishidanxinzheimezuohuibuhuirangshualedaqianderenbushufu。bijingyingyuezhisongleyizhangfensidengpai,sanhuasongleshige588dexinyuanping,henpofeile,danxiangbiwubaiwanshangfangguandesangeren……
【yingjing:wogongzuomang,ruguoyoushihoubunenglai,mafanerweiduoshangxinle@shide,woshisanhua@yingyue】
【yingyue:ng。sanhuakanxiasixin@shide,woshisanhua】
【shide,woshisanhua:okshoudaodoushoudao(touzhamaojin)(fendou)】
【yejintianfeifanzheigejian:jiagelianxifangshi,youshizhijiezhao】
【yingyun:yuebao,zhibowanjiagewx,jinikanmao】
nanyingyueshuangyanyiliang:“yunhuangyeyouyangmaoa?”
【yingyun:ng,yizhiheimao,yanglewunianduole】
“景皇呢?”
【yingjing:jialiyousanzhi,yizhimianyin,yizhibuou,yizhijinjianceng】
weifengde,piaoliangde,keaide,zongyoutaxihuande。
【yejintianfeifanzheigejian:……】
确定了,是现买的。
“ng?feishu?”zheiyiweibumingdeshenglvehaoshi,“buhuifeishujiayeyoumaoba?”
【yejintianfeifanzheigejian:mei,yiqianbeimaonaoguo,houmianjiumeiyangle。@yingjing】
【yingjing:feiyeshiyoudianyinyingzaishenshangde】
nanyingyue:a,neiyinggainaodetinghende。
【yejintianfeifanzheigejian:ha,yuebaoxihuandehua,woyemaisanzhiyang】
nanyingyuemangzhengsedao:“buyongbuyongfeishu,chongwuyaozijixihuancaixinga。”
pingmuqianderenbuzhigaifadianshenme,xiaoguniangmeitingdongtayanwaiyin,zheihuitadaobazijidaigoulile。
tayoumaoa,tayetaoxiaodongwuxihuan,taershijiuyangmaomaogougou,doulaosijizhile。
dajiabushuomaole,nanyingyueganggangxiayishihulvediaodejiawxhuatidemiandui。
jiashiyaojia,danjialebukenengzhikanmao。zhibojianyoubaiwanren,sidixialianxishijiuliangren,nanyingyuebuzhidaotamenhuishuoshenme,tayemeiyouhenxianshudeliaotianjingyan,nanmiantante。
【shide,woshisanhua:fensiqunkaihaole,muqianshibageqianrenqun,yaoqunhaodezhaowo】
nanyingyuejisanhuaguzhang:“xinkusanhuabaobaole,haomalia!”
【shide,woshisanhua:eiheihei(penglianshaxiao)shiyuegeanpaidela】
【shide,woshisanhua:ganjueyuegexiangshenmedajingji,duizenmeguanlifazhanfensituanhenyoujingyan,liangsanjuhuashuodewogezhuixingrenjinianxiangbaihun】
“zheimelihai?yuege?”
【yingyue:shiyoudianxiangguanjingyan。duibuqiyuebao,wojialiqianguandeyan,meibanfajinishualiwu,zhinengzuozuozheixie】
“meiguanximeiguanxi……dajia,ruguozhenyaosongliwu,congkeyiziyouzhipeidelinghuaqianlinabaifenzhiyidouhenhaole,bieyinweiwodanwuzijideshenghuo。songbuleyemeishi,duolaikankanwo。”
tashixianghaoqian,danzhengduoshaoshiduoa。fanzhengkendingdaobuleyibaiyi,zhengyidianhuandianjiangli,keyitiyanyixiazuojiankangren,keyizairenshengdezuihouyiduanshijianshaoxiebingtong,jiugoule。
ruguo,yujiandedoushijinwanzheiyangderenmen,ta,qishigengxiangduorenshijigerende。
“buyongzongdaoqian,nimenzenmezongdaoqian?”songbuleliwudaoqian,songleliwuyedaoqian。
pingmulideguniangyandihuranyunleleiguang,taxunsubalianbieguoqu,qingqinghuxilianghui,heyiheyanjiujiangleiguangyanxia,xianrankongzhiqingxuxiguanlede。
tabalianzhuanhuilai,nuliyaozuodianlengliandeyangzi,jianghuaqueqingqingruanruande。
“不许再道歉了。”
【yingjing:hao(guaiqiao)】
【yingyun:hao(guaiqiao)】
【yejintianfeifanzheigejian:hao(guaiqiao)】
【应约:嗯】
【yingjing:?@yejintianfeifanzheigejian】
【yejintianfeifanzheigejian:(zaijiduizhongnulihequn)】
【应允:。】
【应景:……】
hequn?tademingzisizhangsizhang,kanzhejiubuhequn。danyebuganshuo,pashuoyigezigaimingle,gaigeyinggai、baoyingde,jiugengmafanle。
baoying?bao……ze,zheigemingzigenghao,zenmemeixiangdao?
南应月:……
tamenyoukaishile,buzhigaizenmejiehua,suanle,meikanjian。
tazhudongshuoqijiawxdeshi,naqishoujiduizhejingtouyaoyiyao:“neiwobahaofaqunimensixinle。”
【应约:好】
【shide,woshisanhua:yuebaoyuebao,nijiayuege,ranhoutongguoyuegejiawo,wosixinzheihuiertailuanle】
【yingjing:feiyesixintaiduoyinggaikanbujianba。yuebaonidengwobasixinkaiyixia】
【yejintianfeifanzheigejian:(sesefadou)gongjixingbietaiqianglejinghuang】
【yingjing:qingbuyaowuhui,chenshushishieryi】
【应允:。】
请不要学他说话。
nanyingyue:kanbujiankanbujian~
lianxifangshifachuhou,henkuaichuxiansigehaoyoushenqing。nanyingyuekanzhezijiliaoliaokeshudelianxiren,aigeertongyile。
haizaizhibo,tongguohoubujizheliao,youjialesanhua,nanyingyuefangxiashouji。
【yingyun:yuebao,lagequn,nibowandaoqunli,dajiarenshiyixiajiuhaole】
【yingyun:bowanbuzaole,bietaiwanshui】
nanyingyue:!!zheihaoyazheihaoya!danduliaotianhaishitaichaogangle。youyigexiaoqun,jiuhuiyouhaizaizhibojianlideganjue,tamenzijijiunengshuoqilai。
“好,我这就拉。”
ershiersui,taiyidongle。
pingmuwaiderenxiaoyixiao,jinru“yingyuexingdongguanliyuan”qun。
yingyun(yingyun)、meng(yingyue)、huzuofeiwei(yejintianfeifanzheigejian)、xihuanxiatian(shide,woshisanhua)
sigeren,chuleneigenvsheng,sangedoushihaoyou,he。
xiaorezheishibeirenqiangleya,xingdonghaomeile,wxhaoyemeile。
私聊——
chengjing(yingjing):dajingji,zanliangzenmeyouhaoyou
meng(yingyue):fangzongdamangren,bujidejiaguowoyehenzhengchang
chengjing(yingjing):mengxianshengyekannvzhubo,chuanchuqubupashiququnzhongxinren
meng(yingyue):nandexihuan,suoyizhichi。diyicikan,fangzongbiexiaohua。
meng(yingyue):zhiyuqunzhongxinren,qunzhongbuhuitaoyanyingyue。taxiangmaomeili,yubingmozhangjiukangzheng,xinggejueqiangwanqiang,changnianzaijiazixue,gaokaomeiyouxiezuowenhebufenyuedulijie,rengrankaolesshibucuodedaxue。
meng(yingyue):rendouaimeiqiangcan,yingyuezuozhibo,zhiyaoshaoshaoyunzuo,wanquanshixianxiangjikeyifuheshehuizhengnengliangdezhubo
meng(yingyue):fangzongbuhuishibatadangnikandeqitaxinggannvzhubolaipengleba?
……
呵,好强的攻击性。
咳血扶腰直播后,我成了榜一收割机