第1章

gongyuan184nian,zhuojun,zhuoxian。

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“嘬嘬嘬...

小黑,咬他!

咬他啊!

taniangde,zhenshifeiwu!”

yuanzimenkou,yizhihuanggouheheigouzaidajia。

yigenianjiershiqibasui,shenzhehesejinyidehanzijiudunzaiyipang,raoyouxingqudikanliangzhigouxianghusiyao。

zijiadeheigoubeihuanggouyaole,jiazheweibawuyanzhexianghanziqiuzhu。

nazhihanzifeidanbubangheigou,fanermengranyijiaochuaidaotashenshang,jiangheigouchuaidaozaidi。

rensheidouxiangbudao,zheiweidunzhekangoudehanzi,naishidahankaiguohuangdiliubang!

liubangguitianhouzaiyizhengyan,jiuchuanyuedaoyigemingjiaoliuderandehanzishenshang。

huaixiaoxi,zijibushihuangdile。

haoxiaoxi,zijideshentiyouhuifulehuoli,youkeyidunzaimenkoukangoudajia,xinshangxiaoguafuniuzhe**congzijimianqianhuangguo。

zheiduiliubanglaishuo,haishihaochuduoyixie。

tatihuiguoshentidaolemunian,neizhongchenzhongfalideganjue。

zongranyouwanlijiangshan,yexiangshoubudaoshenme。

naxiangxianzai,chishenmedouxiang。

yigetiaozhecaoxiehecaomaodehanzicongliubangmianqianjingguo,zheirenxingliu,mingbei,zixuande。

shiliubangzheijushenqudetangdi。

cirenshouzhangguoxi,shuangerchuijian,munengziguqier,daoshishenglegeqitedexiangmao。

chuleshougenerduozhangdeshizaishizhangzhiwai,liubeiderongmaogenliubangdeyuanshenliuderan,haizhenyoudianxiang。

liubangwaizhetou,kanzheliubeidao:

“xuande,youmaicaoxiequa?”

刘备叹息道:

“wuzibibudederanxiongyouxian。

jiazhongyoulaomuyaofengyang,ruoshibumaicaoxie,ruheyanghuolaomu?

kongpawugenlaomuwuyiweichishengji。”

tingliubeizhangtan,liubangdunshibuyue,zhanqishenduiliubeidao:

“nishuodezheishishenmehunzhanghua?

nishiwodidi,niniangjiushiwoniang!

wonengfangzhezijideniangbuguanma?

jintianwojiupairenbalaoniangjieguolai,niyangbuqilaoniang,woyang!”

tingleliubangzhiyan,liubeibuyouyileng。

liubeifuqinzaowang,shufuliuyuanqiduitahaodemeihuashuo,daitaruqinerziyiban。

haicengchuzi,zizhuliubeiyouxue,genqinerziliuderanyiqibaidaruluzhiweilaoshi。

liuyuanqiyouxiejiazi,duiliubeidemuqinyepoweizhaogu,rangliubeiwuhouguzhiyou。

kexihaojingbuzhang,zicongliuyuanqiwunianqianqushizhihou,taneifenjiayejiujiaodaoleliuderanshouzhong。

liuderanzheiweitangxiong,kebishufuliuyuanqilinseduole,yidianqiancaidoushebudejiliubei。

bujinruci,haishichangtaoyaoliubeiqianliuyuanqideqiancai。

liubeiwunai,zhinenggenzhelaomuyiqibianzhicaoxi、caomao、caoxiedengwujian,nachuqushoumai,yiciweichishengji。

liubeimaicaoxieyeshimailehaojinianle,tangxiongyizhibuwenbuwen。

今天这是怎么了?

liubeikendingshibuxiangxintangxionghuigongyangzijidemuqin,tazhidangtangxiongshizaichaoxiaoziji,yaoleyaotoulikaileliubangyuanqian。

liubangyongyouliuderandejiyi,zishizhixiaoliubeiweiheruci。

他啐了一口,说道:

“niangde,zheijiaoliuderandexiaozitebushigedongxi。

jialiyouchiyouhe,ruhenengyanzhengzhengkanzheshenniangchibushangfan?

liubeineixiaozigaimaicaoxiemaicaoxie,talaoniangwokebunengbuguan。

顺子?”

yigeshenchuancubuyifudeheilianxiaosilaidaoliubangmianqian,shuodao:

“主家,您叫我?”

liuderanjialisuiranbushidafudagui,queyeyouyixietiandi,youjigenupu,biliubeijiadetiaojianqiangduole。

刘邦对顺子吩咐道:

“nijintianjiudairenquliubeijia,batalaomujiwojielai。

yihoutaniangjiushiwoniang。”

“好嘞!”

“哎等等。”

“zhujia,haiyoushashi?”

“xianbiemangzhequ,yihuierwogenniyiqiqu。

我先出去办点事。

neitiaoheigou,nijiwoshuanhaole。

晚上宰了吃肉!”

顺子疑惑道:

“zhujia,neibushinizuixihuandexiaoheima?

怎么就杀了?”

“liangehuanggoudoudabuguo,jiushigefeiwu!

wokebuyaozheiyangdesongbao!

zailetazhihou,nizaijiwoxunliangtiaogoulai!

要凶一点的!”

shunziyaoleyaotou,tashigecuren,yexiangbumingbaizhujiaweishenmezheimezuo,tingzhujiadehuajiuhao。

liubangbeizheshouwangjieshangzou,xinzhongxiangzheyihouzaban。

liubangchuanyuehanmohou,tongguoliuderandejiyidezhi,zheigeshidaogenzijishangyishideshidaohenxiang。

doushitianxiahunluan,baixingzaofan。

buyiyangdeshizijiyishoudizaochulaidedahanjianchilesibainian,bidaqinguoyunzhangdeduo。

zheiyidianliubanghaishihenxinweide。

‘sibainiandahana,laoziyesuangoubenle。

xiangdangniandangtingzhangdeshihou,yemeixiangdaonengdanghuangdia。

不过现在怎么办?

zhangjiaoneibanghuangjinzei,genchensheng、wuguangtaixiangle。

yaoburanwohaijiujiyipidixiongqishi?’

xiangdaozhei,liubangyaoleyaotou。

‘bucheng,dahanshilaozidedahan,wozongbunengzijifanzijiba?

zaishuozheimejiudewangchao,kebuxiangqinneimerongyimie。

zheiyigebuhao,kongpajiuyoushashenzhihuo。

xiangyaochengshi,haidebangchaoting,xianlaodianhaochukankanxingshi。

buguanzenmeshuo,shoudixiaxiandeyoubing,youjiang,youdixiong!’

liubangbijingshidangguohuangdideren,zhengzhixiujueyuanchaochangren。

tayinyinjuedeqishibutaituodang,haishikaozhechaotinggengjiawentuo。

haoburongyihuodelezheinianqingdequti,liubangkebuxiangjiuzheimesile。

shangyishiyitongtianxiadeshihousuishutaidale,caidanglebanianhuangdijiusile。

xianzaizheishentizugounianqing,yaoshinengyitongtianxia,danggejishinianhuangdihaibushitanxiaojian?

liubangzaijieshangguangzhe,turantingdaoerbianchuanlai“bangbangbang”dekanrousheng。

taceguotouyikan,haojiahuo,zheikanroudehanzizhangdekezhenxionga!

zhangleyizhangheilian,yiliandeluosaihuzi。

shengdeneishihubeixiongyao,baotouhuanyan!

kanzheishencaihemianxiang,biliubangzuiweidelidemengjiangfankuaihaiyaoxionghanjifen!

zheihanzi,liubangyiyanjiuxihuanshangle。

tayouzhefengfudebianbiemengjiangdejingyan,yikanjiuzhidaoyanqiandehanzi,shitianxiananxundemengjiang。

‘meixiangdaozheixiaoxiaozhuoxian,haiyourucirenwu!

nandaoshishangtianjuanguyuwo?

woliubangshangyishishihuangdiming,zheiyishihaishihuangdiming,suoyicainengdeyurucimengjiang?

妙啊!’

yudaozheibanjueshimengjiang,liubangkendingshibuhuifangguode。

bixudebazheituhuladaozijihaoxiongdidezhenying!

tayonggebozhouchuzaituhudedangkoushang,yongyizhongxinshangyishupindeyanshenkanzhetuhu。

yebuxianqidangkoushanghengfeidezhuxuehezhuroumozi,nongzanglezijidejinyi。

tuhubeiliubangchoudezhifamao,tataiqitou,wengshengduiliubangdao:

“nishiheren,xiangyaozuoshen?

是要买肉吗?”