bailouzhanzhanweiweidewangjiaoshizou，danshifaxianbanlisuoyourendouzailoutishangzuozhe，meiyouyigerenyuanyihuidaojiaoshi，suoxingtayegenzheyiqizuozaileloutishang，chenjihuifutili。erbailouzijiyefaxianlezaichileliuweidihuangwanzhihouneijiaoyigeshenqingqishuang，yaobusuanle，tuibutengle，jiulianzouludoujingshenle。zijikaiqideyibeizhonglixunlianfangfoduiyuxianzaidezijimeiyouyisiyihaodeyali。jiuhaoxiangmeiyoukaizhonglixunlianyiyang，shenzhishentibiyiqianmeiyoukaizhonglixunlianhaiyaoqingsong。zheijianzhishishenyaoa，weishajiujiyigea，zabuduojijigea，zhaozheshentiqingkuang，duochidianliuweidihuangwanranhouqucanjiaaoyunhuiqibushiyihoudouchihebuchoulea。danshilixiangshifengmandexianshiqueshigugande。liuweidihuangwanzhiyouyige，zhonglixunliandaoshihaikeyijiahenduobei.……
zhuanxinzhizhitihuizijishentibianhuadebailoubingmeiyoutingdaoloudaolitongxuemendexianyansuiyu。
lurenjia：zheitemiaodesheifangdexianqi？chilexiangyefangbuchuzheiyangdexianqia，shenghuawuqia。
lurenyi：shentemiaodeshenghuawuqi，zheijianzhishishenghuahedana。
lurenbing：bieshuohua。wojuedekongqihaoxiangbiandexibole。
lurenpan：zheilimiandeshuitaishenle，shuyebawobutaizhua.……
shiduofenzhonghoubailoudetiliyouleyixiehuifu，zhanqilaixialiudafaxianzijishenhoudelianggedaomeiguihaizaidengzishangtuzhebaimo，ganjuekuaibuxinglele。zuobiandedaomeiguituiziyidengyidengdeyanjingkanzhechuangwai，yubailoudemuguangyouleyichaneidejiaohui，fangfozaishuo“woganjuewohainengzaiqiangjiuyixia，bangbangwo。”
congxiaojiuxindishanliangdebailouzenmekenengxuanzejiansibujiuni？yushiyizhishouwuzhebizi，feishenshangqian，lingwaiyizhishoulinzheyigerendehoubojingzixianzhuaichulaiyige，zaicifeishenshangqiantongyangdecaozuo，tongyangdehoubojingzizhuaichulaidiergeren。liangrenqiqidetangzaidishang，youjiezoudedengzhetuizi，nei857――857――dejiezoukanzhedourangrenyubabuneng。yougewuliufenzhonglianggerencaimanmandehuanguoshenlai。shuangyanzhongxinjujiao，linghunzaiyicidehuidaoshentilimian。
liangrenqishuashuadekanxiangbailou，jiuxiangkandaolezaishengdieniangyiban，ganjitiling。
zhongrendaoxianzaidoubuzhidaoneiyaomingdeweidaodaodicongnalichuanlaide.……
路人甲：白楼NB
路人乙：白楼NB
路人丙：白楼NB
lurenpan：panshubuxing，haishinilouzibawodezhu。
xiake**xiangqi，suizheloudaoliderenyuelaiyueduo，kongqideliudongyegengjiadexunsu，danshibailoubanlideqiweichichimeiyousanqubushuo，faneryinweikongqideliudongkuosanzhizhengdongjiaoxuelou，zheishijiaoxueloulijiuhaoxiangcesuozhaleyiyang，neigeweidaojingcaidaowufaxingrong。yuelaiyueduoderenfaxianleshiqingdeyanzhongxing，yuelaiyueduoderentaochulejiaoxuelouxiangcaochangpaoqu，zhidaoshangke**xiangqilailedouchichibukenhuidaojiaoxuelou，huidaojiaoshi。dangranbukenhuidaojiaoshidebuzhishixuesheng，meiyihuierlaoshimenyecongjiaoxueloulilangbeidepaolechulai。xueshenglaoshizaicaochangshangdayandengxiaoyan，meiyouyigerenkaikoushuohua，qijiandaoshikeyitingdaolinglingxingxingdeououou~~~deshengyin。
zhenduicishixiaoweihuilinshizhaokaijinjihuiyi，zuizhongjuecesuoyouxueshengfangjiabantian，zhengdongjiaoxueloujinxingquanmiandeshajunxiaodu，kaichuangtongfeng。jiuciyigepideshenhuazaizhenggexuexiaochuankaile。xiaowangshanghaizhuanmenyourenfuleyigetiezi《zhenjing！gaozhongyinanzijingranzheiyangduidaizijidetongchuang》，tieziyijingfabu，huitieluoyibujue。chuleshafabandengxiamianshuoshenmededouyou，youshenmeganxiebailoujiuwoxiongdilianggeyushuihuozhizhongdea，shenmeshubawobuzhudea，shenmeganxiepiwangrangwofangtianjiaa，shenmeqiantianwanfandou……ou.……zongzhiluanqibazaodeshenmedouyou。bailoukanletiezizhihouyundanfengqingdexiaolexiao，nimingdeliulegeyan“shibushayiren，qianlibuliuxing。shilefuyiqu，shenzangshenyuming。”
cishiyesuanshigaoyiduanluo。
“xiaobaixiaobai，laoshijintianjiangdedongxiwodoubuhuinikeyijiwojiaojiaome？”menglingziwogonglvedelushangyijingzoudehenyuanle。
“laoshijintianshenmedoumeijianghaobuhao，shenmenijiubuhuilea？zaishuoxianzaiyaofangxueleawohuijiale。”
“neinizhongwuyidingmeiyoufanchiba，woqumaicaiqunijiawojinizuofanchihaobuhao？”
yitingyourenzuofanhaiyourenmaicai，zheixiabailousuanshixindongle，meiyouzaishuobiedejiuzhangkoudayingle。menglinghebailoubingpaizouzaiyiqi，bailouyingjunxiaosa，menglingqingchunkeai，langcainvmaohaoshengbanpei。zouzailushangmenglingmailexiecai，jiaojibailoutizhe。keshizoulekuaibangexiaoshihaimeiyoudaobailoujia，zheiyijingmanmandejiejinlexiaozhendezuibianyuanle。youzouleyihuiercaidaojia。
liangjianputongdexiaopingfang，yigeersanshipingdexiaoyuanzizuchenglebailouzaizheigeshijieshangweiyide“jia”。dangranruguobaizhantanglaoyezihaizaidehuazheigejiacaixiandewanzheng，zicongbaizhantanglaoyezilishizhihouzheigexiaoyuanzizaimeiyoujinguochubailouyijizijineigesidangzhiwaidedisangeren。
erzaimenglingkanlai：xiaobaishenghuozheimekeliana，yigerenzhuzaizheimexiaodefangzi，lixuexiaohaizheimeyuan，meitianhaiyaozoulushangxuefangxue，haiyaozijizuofan，haiyaodagong，buranjiuhuiesi，wuwu~
yuanzibeidasaodehenganjing，xiaoyuanzilihaikaichuleyixiaopiandecaidi，pingchanghuizhongdianshucai，nengshengyidianqiansuanyidianqian。fangzilidegongzhuoshangbaizhebailaoyezideheibaizhaopian，shexiangan，baiwugong，baishuiguo、wugu、qingchasanbei（bailaoyezishengqiandoubucengyinjiu）。
bailouzoujinfangjianchouchusanzhixiangyongzhuhuodianran，liangshoudezhongzhiheshizhijiazhexiangganzuoshouzaishang，damuzhidingzhexiangdeweibu，anzhixiongqian，xiangtoupingduibaizhantangshengxiang，zaijuxiangqimei，zhihou，anzhixiongqian，xiangtoupingduibaizhantangshengxiang，kaishiyongzuoshoufencha。diyizhixiangchayoubian，chashimonian：“shiduanyiqiee。”dierzhixiangchazuobian，chashimonian“shixiuyiqieshan。”disanzhixiangchazhongjian，chashimonian：“shiduyiqiezhongsheng。”erhouguizaiputuanshangxiangbaizhantangshengxiangsankoushousuanshilibiqishen。zheixiedongxidoushixiaoshihoukanbailaoyezizaiduitadexianfushengxiangzuode，shijianzhangleerrumurandejiuxuehuileyixie。bailouzijiyeshizheiyangduizijihaoderenzijiyongyuandouhuijide，naparenbuzaile，bailouyeshiwanfendezunzhong。
erzheizhuangyanersumudeshiqingzaimenglingkanlai：zheijiujianjiazhangleme？wohaimeiyouzhunbeihaoa，womenhaixiaoba，bunengguyongguyongba？
xiangzhexiangzhebianhongleliandan，liangzhixiaoshouwuchuanfang，zhuazhezijideyijiaobutingdininglainingqu。ranhouyouyangxueyangdeguizaiputuanshangjibailaoyezikoulesangexiangtou。qishen，niutoujiupaoxiangchufang，bianpaobianhan：“woquzuofanle，nixiuxiyihuier，fanmashangjiulai。”
zheijiahuozhijiejibailouzhengmengle，kanzhemenglingpaochuqudebeiyingbuzhisuocuo，zheitemiaodeshenmeshenxiancaozuo。erzaimeiyourenzhuyidegongzhuoshangbailaoyezifangfoluchulexinweideweixiao。
menglingzaichufangmanghuozhezuofan，bailouwusuoshishidekaishichakanzijidexitong。haiyouyigebuchanglibaomeiyoudakai，buzhidaolimianshishenmedongxi。
xitongtishi：“youyuzaikaojinsuzhushentishichuxianyiwai，daozhisuzhuyiwaisiwang，powuwunaiqidonggoumingyaojinmoshi，duisuzhudeshentisuzhiyouyidingdexueruo，tecibuchangsuzhuyifenzhendehenwasaixitongbuchanglibao。gailibaobaohangongjixingwuji《zhen·bajiquan》，wuxianjigongfa《hongmengzaohuajue·shangjuan》，julingchiyitao。”
“wohaisile？sileyejiusuanle，fanzhengwoxianzaihaihuozhe，sideshihouyemeishenmeganjue，jiubugennijijiaole。huashuobajiquanwozhidao，xiuliangongfawozhidao，julingchishishenmegui？haijileyizuiya？zenmezheishiwuzhuangdaoyachileme？”bailounachulejulingchi，zheizhengerbajingdejiushiyizuiyaa，zheitemiaodezenmeyonga。
julingchi：fuzhuxishoulingqi，jiasulingqixishou20%！tiechitongya，yaohelitisheng300%！shengjiewugou，yachizhancaiyezijilvxiajiang100%！jinpaimilie，chirousaiyajilvxiajiang100%！yongbumosun！suzhushifoushiyong？……
zuipakongqiturandeanjing……
“buzhancaiyezi？busaiya？yongbumosun，budiaoya？？？wangdefa？
dapolewoduifabaodesuoyouqidaideshuo。suanlezongbimeiyouqiang，shiyong”
shoushangdeyikoudabaiyahuranxiaoshile，xiangdoubuyongxiangziranshipaodaolebailoudezuibalimian。
xitongbuchongtishi：“youyujulingchizhizaocailiaoxishao，dangqianjulingchiweiershoujulingchi，qingsuzhuzhuoqingshiyong。”
“**，nitemiaodeshibushishuodetaiwanle，linbeiyijingyongshanglea，kengdiewanyier。”shuozhejiuyaoqubaizijideyachi，danshizheiwanyiernashishuobaijiunengbaixialaide。bailoucishizhinengwunengkuangnu，xinlibianmaniangbianpaoqushuaya……shuayicibugouhaishuahaojici……
menglingkanzheyuanzilishuayadebailou：bailouzhenshiyigeganjingdenanhaizi，jiulianchifanzhiqiandouyaoshuayayade，yaoshiqinqindeshihouzuibahuibuhuishitiantiandea。
xiangzhexiangzhebuguanglianhongle，neiganjuetoudingdouyaomaoyanlea。
yuanzilidebailou：ou~chichichichi~（shuayasheng）ou~chichichichi~
zaiyuanzilishualebanxiaoshideyayongdiaolebanguanyagao，yashuadoushuazhamaole。shuadejueduiganjing。menglingwuyijiankandaolebailoudeyachi，doubeibailouyikoudedabaiyahuangdaoleyanjing。yushiganjinzhuanguotouqurenzhenzuofan：xiaobaijiushixiaobai，yachizhenbai，zaiyangguangdezhaoyaoxiaxiandegewaideyaoyan。
yuanzilidebailou：danyuanshangrenzhurenshigejueshidameinv，zheiyangwoyebusuantaichikui。
白楼自我安慰大法。
xitongyouqingtishi：“julingchishishangshangshangshangshangshang.……shangshijiguaijimunaiyikouzhongdeyiliuwupin。”
“gouyuedexitong，***&……%￥#@！#@#￥%……&#￥%……”
xitongzicimeiyoulehuiying.……