weilegongzhuzheiyipidexueshengjieye,xiaoweihuijuedingzuihouweizheiyijiedegaosanxinxinxuezijubanyiciyundonghui,zuoweizuihoudesongbie。gegebanjidoumeiyoukaoshideyali,yedoupeihedaoshijijibeizhanyundonghui。
zaibailoudebanji,menglingzuozaibailoudeshenbian,shensejidudebuziran。fangfoshiyoushenmexinshi。
menglingkanzhebailoudeyangzi,xiangqizijizuozaibailoushenbiandesannian,sannianzhongtamenzhijianfashengguodezhongzhong,kuguoxiaoguo,daguonaoguo。shijianyourubaijuguoxi,sannianshiguangyishanerguo,duomexiwangzheisannianshijiankeyiwuxiandeyanzhang,napazijijiuzuozaibailoudeshenbianshenmedoubuzuo,yehuishifendemanzu。yuanbenzijidezhiyuanyegaidehebailouyiyang,danshirensuanburutiansuan,jihuaganbushangbianhua。zijideshentifangfochuxianleshenmelebudedebianhua,zaiyiyuanjianchahoujiubeiguojiaanquanjuderendaizoule,shuoshiyaoshenmeyaobangzijilejieshentidebianhua,houxuyoufashenglehenduohenduodeshiqing,zongzhidoushizijibunengzhangkongde。xianzainengzuodejiuzhiyouzaizheizuihoujitiandeshijianlihaohaodepeipeibailou,yonglidekankanbailou,jiangbailoudeyangziyongyuandeyinkezaizijidexindi。yankuanglifangfoyoudidileihuashanshuo,nulideburangzijideleihuadiaoxialai:xiaobai,woaini,nibuzhidao,niyebuyongzhidao,jiurangwozaiandiliqiaoqiaodekanzheni。ruguo,zhishiruguo,womenyihouhaihuiyoujiaojidehua。
xiangzhexiangzheyidiyanleicongmenglingdeyanjiaohualuobianweiyikezuanshi,menglingkanzhezijishouxinlidezuanshixinzhongjiujiexujiu,zuizhongjiangshouxinlidezuanshidixiangbailou:“xiaobai,mashangwomenjiuyaofenkaile。nihuixiangwodeba,re,zheishiwosongnideliwu,yihouninengkanjianzheigejiuhuixiangdaoyiciwo,qianwanbuyaobawowangle,wodianhuabuhuihuande,dengnilianxiwo。”
bailoukanzheshouzhongdeyikelubotezhileixingzhuangdeshuijingwuzhi,xinzhongyinuanzheigeshijie,jilewohenduo,bailaoyezi,zuoke,mengling。zheixierendoushishishikekeweizijizhexiangderen。
“nidengwo,mengling”shuowanbianzhuanshenpaochulejiaoshi,paodaolexuexiaohoushan。
“ning”suizhebailoukaishiyungong,yibazhangliushigongfendekaishandaochuxianzaileshouzhong,duizhehoushanshanjiaochudeyikuaijushishunshiyidao,jianyingdejushizaihongmengzhiqiningjiedekaishandaomianqianjiurutongdoufuyibandesongruan。
yidaojiezheyidao,shixiefenfei,henkuaiyikuaizhang90gongfen,kuan40,gao40dezhangfangtishikuaichuxianzailemianqian。
jinjiezhe“ning”yitaodiaokegongjuchuxianzaileshikuaidingbu,naqizaozi,chuizikaishijinxingdiaoke,buduojiubianleidebailouhuchihuchidedachuanqi,tongshihaishenzheshetou……
buxing,bunengdanwutaijiu。xiangzhebianjiekailezhonglixunlianmoshi。jiuzaijiekaizhonglixunlianmoshideyishunjian,bailouganjuezijishenqingruyan,qingdaokeyifeiqilaile,tongshiyouneierwaideganjuezishendeliliangzhalie。youzhongduoyiduojiaojiunengjiangqianfangdexiaoshanzhentadecuojue,keshixianzaimeiyoushijiankaolvzheimeduole,shuangshounazhediaokegongjuduizheqianfangdeshitoujiushiyidunshangxiafanfei,henkuaibianchuxianleyikuaifushengbaguapai。qianfangkeyoufushengtaijibagua,houfangkeyoubaolingpingandeziyang。baolingpinganliangce,keyoufenghuopinganye,guimengdaojiashan。zuihoujiangfushengbaguapaishangfangdakong。
keshixianzaidefushengbaguapaizuzuyoulianpendaxiao,yinweigouda,shangmiandezhuangshihuawendiaokedejizhijingmei,danshizheimedazongbunengbaozhesongjimenglingbushi。
“chengbaizaiciyiju!ning!”bailoujianggongfajinengshizhanzailefushengbaguapaishang,dunshifushengbaguapaizhoushendesuoyouwuzhikaishibeiyasuobaokuokongqidouzaibeiyasuo,beiyasuodekongqipilipaladefachuzhenzhenbaoxiang,fushengbaguapaizishenyezaibuduandebeiyasuo,bianxiao。zhenggefushengbaguapaidezazhizhujiandebeiboli,liuxiadedoushizuijinghuadebufen,sheichengxiangzheikuaishitouhaishiyikuaitiekuangshi,zaijingguobuduandeyasuohousuoyouzazhibeibolihouxingchengleyikuaiquantoudadebaguapai,ercikebailouduiyuzheikuaibaguapaibingbumanyi,nuhoudao“zaijilinbeining!ning!.……!”xiangyaojixujianggangtiezhidebaguapaijixuyasuo,xiangxiangdoukepa,zheixuyaoduodadeyali。bailoujianggongfayunxingdaolejizhi,shuangyanbumanxuesi,quanshenpifuyinweixueyedekuaisuliudong,gongfadejisuyunzhuanyeshibiedetonghong,zhongyuhuangtianbufuyouxinren,baguapaizaicibeiyasuo,biandexiangpinggaidaxiao。yankanwanchengle,bailouzaiyezhichengbuzhule,yikoulaoxuepenchu,zhengzhengdependaolefushengbaguapaishang,erzhandaoxuedefushengbaguapaifangfoshengleling,daiyouyisisidehongmengqixi。
bailoujiangbaguapaicaganjing,zhijianzheilingpaitongshenqihei,rushouchendiandiandeshifenyoufenliang。beiyasuohoudebaguapaizhuangshiwenluxiruofasi。zitidiaozhuoyouruyingoutiehua,cangjingyouli。beiyizaiyasuodefushengbaguapaixianzaipashiyoulehangtiangangcaideyingdu,youduodianzheiwanyizuoyitaofangdanyizhidingshimeizizi。danshixiangxiangfangcaizijiyasuozheiyidiandiandecailiaodoubeileichuyikoulaoxue,gaoshangyitaofangdanyipashizijiyemingbujiuyile。
zuowanzheiyiqie,bailoucaikaishimanmandetihuizijideshentibianhua,qingqingdeyitiao.……
“a~**~**~woyaohuijiaa~**~(juewangdejiaohansheng)”
“peng~(luodisheng……)”
zheiqingqingyitiao,zhenggeshentibiangaoguolepangbianyangshudeshuding,renzaibankongdebailouzhenggedanaoyipiankongbai,naihexiongzhongmeiwenhua,yiju**chuangtianxia……zaikongzhongdebailouwanquanwufazhangwozishendepingheng,zaikongzhongfanlesansiquanzhongzhongdeshuaizailedishang,zaihoushandedishangzachuleyigerenxingdakeng。
**lebantiandebailou,paqishen,pailepaishenshangdetu,xiangshimeishirenyiyang。
“mubiao,jiaoshi,menglingshenpang。chufa”
zhunbeishiyishizijinengpaoduokuaidebailoubaihaojiashi,“kaishi”suizhezijijizijixiadekouling,shuadeyishengbianmeilezongying,kuaidexiangshiyidaofeng。ganggangzaidantiaoshangchilekuidebailougenbenmeiyoudasuanshichuquanlidequpao,jiuzheiyangyirankuaidaolingrenfazhi,jiuzheisudukanchengshijieshangzuikuainanrenle。bailouzijihenmanyizijidesudu,bianpaohaibiandigu:“temiaode,wanshangqutoukanwangshenxizao,wobuxinyourennengzhuishangwo。”sheizhidaoyuepaoyuekuai,mashangyaozhuangshangjiaoxueloule,mengdeyixiachabuzhuche,qingjizhixia“kaiqisibeizhonglixunlianmoshi”
zaikaiqilisibeizhonglixunlianmoshidebailoukankantingzailejiaoxuelouqian,zijidebijianjulijiaoxueloudeqiangbizhiyoulingdianlingyigongfen。
bailoudeetoumanshihanzhu,zheibushipaobuleide,ershichadianzhuangqianghede……
huidaojiaoshi“mengling,re,songnide。”bailoutankaishou,yikuaipinggaidaxiaodefushengtaijibaguapinganfujingjingdetangzaishouxin。
“songwodeme,xiaobai,nizhenhao。”shuowanhaimeiyouqunaliwu,ershizhijiepujinbailoudehuaili,kansishibiaoshiganxie,shizeshibenzhezhanbianyiqudea。
lurenjia:ouhou~yougongkaiyiduia。
lurenyi:xiami?youlai,wodouyijingchichenglea。
lurenbing:wozaoshuotamenlianggeyougushileba
lurenpan:zheilishuitaishenle,panshubawobuzhu.……
jiaoshiliyoushiyizhenxuannao,menglingzheicaifaxianzijidexingweisihuyouxieguojile,hongzhelianduizhelurenjiayibingpanpeileyisheng,hongzhelianzuozaileyizishang,erbailouhaizaiyuandizhanzhe,bizixiamiandeliangtiaoxiaoqiuyinruoyinruoxian:“youliao,zhenyouliao,yiqianzameiyoufaxianni?”
路人甲乙丙潘:咦~
班内众人:咦~
menglingtingdaohouhongzhelianpazaizhuozishang,lingyizhishouzhuailezhuaibailoudeyijiao,xiangshixiaoxifuyiyang。bailouzheicaizuohuimenglingdeshenbian。jiangshouzhongdepinganfufangzailemenglingshouzhong。
zhangxinchupengdaopinganfudeyishunjian。menglingmengdizuozhileshenti,yanjingsisididingzhupinganfu。
rushouzheichendiandiandefenliang,zheimexiaodeyikuaipinganfubiqiankuaidouyaozhong,zheidaodishishenmecaizhi,yaoyoushenmeyangdemidu,cainengdadaozheiyangdefenliang?erqierushouganjuezhenggerendeshentidoubiandenuanyangyangde,zheixianranbushilubianmaihuilaidepinganfu。fandaobeimiankandao:baolingpingan,fenghuopinganye,guimengdaojiashandeshihou,menglingcaiyishidaozheipinganfuwanquanshishougongdiaokede,keshidaodishisheicainengzaizheiyangzhiliangdecailiaoshangdiaokechurucitiehuayingoudeziju,xiruofasidehuawen。haiyouzijideshentinuanyangyangde。
zheikuaipinganfubujiandan,zijizuijinyiduanshijianshentifashengleyidingdebianhua,yecongguoanjudekouzhonglejiedaolehenduozheigeshijiedeerlingwaiyimian。
zheikuaipinganfuxiaobaicongnalidelaide,shixiaobairenshishenmeshiwaigaorenqinggaorenchushoudazaode,haishixiaobaijiushineigeshiwaigaoren?
suanlebuxiangle,wulunzheidongxicongnalierlai,doushixiaobaisongjiwodeliwu,yeshiwozuizhongyaodeliwu。wobuxiangweilaidexiaobaihewochuyutongyigeshijie,suiranwoainixiaobai,danshiwodeweilaiyouzhewodeshiming,wokenenghuijinglihenduodeweixian,wozhixiangnipingpinganandeduguozheiyisheng。
zhenzhongdeshouhaopinganfudemenglingyankuanghonghongdetaitoukanxiangbailou“xiaobai,xiexieni。”yankanjiuyaokuchulaile。
“shayatou,yikuaipinganfueryi,yongbuyongzheimegandonga。biekua。”bailouxinzhonghaixinxudexiangzhe:yejiushilaozimeiqian,zijijinizuoleyige,yaoshiyouqianlemaidazuanshisongjini。shanxianidegouyan,hahaha.……(gangtiezhinan,jiandingwanbi)