第三章欺人太甚
zaichangderendouyouxiefameng，shijiliangzhuangjiacheshishenmegainian，zuyisaopingzhenggeliujiale。
fenfenbukezhixindekanzhelingchaoran，meixiangdaolingyumengyizhikuazandedidi，juranzhendeshigebingwang。
weiyouliutianhuihelingchaorantongguoshuxin，erqiedequexiangqibaozhengguoneixiedongxi，qishizaitaxinli，yemeiyoubalingchaoranbingwangzheigeshenfendanghuishi，xianzaiyeshishayanle，juranshizhende，zijidexiaojiuzi，zhenderulaopozuilineiyanglihai。
yankanzhelingchaorandeqishizhujianshengteng，jiashangwaimianshijiliangzhuangjiachedewulizhenshe，laofurenxiaotuidoukaishidabaizile，jinliangshizijideshengyinxianderouheyixiedao。
“chaoran，wo。。woyesuanshiyumengdenainai，womenshiyijiaren，zheilimianzhishiyouxiewuhui，wuhui。”
tingdaozheijuhua，lingchaoranyibutachu，judadeliliangjiangdibandoushenshencailie，baonudeshengyinrangzaichangmeiyigerendouzhandougebuting。
“laozamao！nihaiyoulianshuoshiwojiejiedenainai！liannidezhongsunnidoukeyihaowuganqingderengdaodashanliqujiyang，**genlaozitanganqing？”
rucikongbudeqishi，hedelaofurenyijingshidiezuozailedishang，raner，zhenggedating，quemeiyouyigerengandong。
“liutianhui，haijidewozaixinlicengjingduinishuoguo，ruguowojiejieshoudaoqiru，huiganshenmema？”
liutianhuiyigejiling，pinmingdeyaozhetou，yijuhuadoubukenshuo。
凌超然笑了。
“e？kanlainimeiyoujiangwodehuachuandajizheiweiliujiazhangquandezunguilaorena。”
diezuozaidishangdelaofurenchedihuangluanle，neixinyingraozhejiqibuxiangdeqixi，congmangzhuantoukanxiangliutianhuidao。
“tianhui，tayaoganshenme！”
cikedelaofurenshizhendepale，tamenzheixieshengyiren，gennenggoudiaodongshijiliangzhuangjiachedeshiquanrenwuxiangbi，liangepidoubushi。
“tabushuo，wolaishuo。”
jugaolinxiafushizheshentidouzaijuliezhandoudelaofuren，lingchaoranzuichunweizhang。
“xianzai，duanniliangtui，lvxingdangniandechengnuo。”
lingchaoranyoujiaohuanhuantaiqi，tameiyoukuaisudongzuo，jiushiyaojilaofurenzaochengyizhongxinlishangdejidukongju，rangtamingbai，meiyourenganqifutadeqinren，tazaiyubuzai，doumeiyourenkeyi。
zheigeshihou，zhiyouliutianhuiyigerenchongleguolai，dantayebuganquchupenglingchaoran，zhinengzaiyipangkuqiudao。
“chaoran，qiunifangguowonainaiba，qiunile！”
kandaolingchaoranyagenbudali，jimangzhuantoukanxiangbingchuangshangmianwubiaoqingdelaopolingyumeng。
“yumeng！bangwoquanquanchaoran，kanzaiwomendeganqingshang，qiunile！”
laofurenruguoshuangtuiduanlie，congcikendingyizhixiaochen，liujiabushuoyiluoqianzhang，danjueduihuishoudaohendadeyingxiang，tasuiranbushifubuqideadou，danyeshiquniancaikaishichedijiechu，haichuyuxuexizhong，zheigeshihou，laofurenjueduibunengchurenheshiqing。
genghekuang，yuqing，zheikeshizijideqinnainaia。
“laogong，chaoranyaozuodeshiqing，sheidouwufagaibian，woyebukeyi。”
lingyumenghuashizheiyangshuo，dantamingbai，ruguozhendekaikou，zijizheigeqindidi，kendinghuitinghuade，danshi，taweishenmeyaokaikou，zheisannianlai，tabujinjihusuanshisangshiziyou，erqiehaishoudaoleneimeduoqubieduidai，youqiganggang，ruguolingchaoranmeiyouchuxian，zicimunvfenli，renheyigenvren，doujueduiwufajieshoude。
“住手！”
jiuzaizheishi，yidaoqinglengdeshengyinchuanlai，tongshibansuizhegaogenxiedezhuanshudadashengyin。
kandaolingchaoranmeiyoulihui，youjiaohaizaihuanhuanxialuozhe，lairenliansenankan，zaidukaikoudao。
“lingchaoran！jiedianhua，nidelaoshangsi，leimingdedianhua。”
zheijuhuachukou，lingchaoranzhongyuzhuanshen，yisiwanweidebiaoqingkanzhelairen，xiaodao。
“e？nishiliujialaosanliuxinrouba，woyinggaimeiyoujicuo。”
liuxinrou，liujianianlingzuixiaodezinv，zheiyidaiyousanren，liutianhuishilaoda，haiyoulianggemeimei，yeshiyinweizheizhongxingtongdanchuandeyuanyin，laofurencaihuiduilingyumenglianshengsangenvererleitingzhennu。
“少废话，接！”
liuxinrouyanshenjiutouluzheyifunvqiangrendezitai，cikezaidujiangshoubeixiangqianshenleyixia。
daoyemeiyouyouyu，lingchaoranjietongledianhua。
“喂。”
“taihaolechaoran，nizhendehaihuozhe。”
tingdaozheishengyin，lingchaoranfanerchayidekanleyiyanliuxinrou，yinweidianhuaneiyitouderen，juranzhendeshitayiqiandelaoshangsileiming，suanshidaitazourubingwangzhiludeqimengenshi。
“hehe，laoge，youkongzanmenzaiju，woxianchulidianshiqing。”
zheijuhuachukou，liuxinrouhesonglekouqidelaofurendangjibianlelianse，lingchaoran，juranlianleimingdemianzidoubuji。
“chaoran，shuoshihua，zheisannian，woduinijiejiedezhaoguyouxieshuhule，caidaozhichuxianzheiyangdeqingkuang，wozhidaonidepixing，tianwanglaozidemianziyebuhuiji，laogeyebushiduoshideren，danwoneigebuchengqideerzi，yinianqianhexinroujiehunle，woyeshipobudeyi，suoyinaneigerenqinghuanba。”
lingchaoranyanzhongshanguoyisiwunai，dangnianleimingjiuguotayiming，zheifenenqing，tayizhidoumeiyoujihuibaoda，meixiangdao，leimingjuranhuinajiumingzhienlaijiaohuanlaofurendeliangtiaotui。
“wozhidaolelaoge，dengwomangwanshoutoudeshiqing，qubaifangnin。”
gualedianhua，lingchaoranshouhuileyoujiao，kanzheyijingbeiliuxinroufuqilaidelaofurenlengshengdao。
“nidaoshitinglihai，ququhuazhouliujia，jurannenggoujiaruleimingneizhongjiating，kanlainizheigesannver，meilibuxiaoa。”
liujiarenziranbuzhidaoleimingshiyongjiumingzhienjiaohuande，cikejiandaolingchaorantuoxiele，dangjiyeshixinliyoulediqi。
youqishilaofuren，gengweidezhenhan，tazhizhidaoleijiatingyouqian，wanwanmeixiangdao，zheigeqinjia，haiyourucikongbudeshenfen，juranshilingchaorandelaoshangsi。
yuanlainilingchaoranyeyoujupadeshihoua，hehe。
“lingchaoran，nichuangruwoliujia，zhongshangliangren，zhenshihaodadeweifeng。”
liuxinrouyoushoudianzhierchu，sihugenbenmeiyoubalingchaoranzheigekongbudemingshenfangzaiyanli。
raner，lingchaoranyagenlandedalizheigenvren，zhijiezoudaolelingyumengshenbian，roushengdao。
“姐姐，我。。”
“chaoran，buyongshuole，jiejiebulejienima？yijingzugoule。”
diandiantou，lingchaoranweiweiyixiao。
“jie，nikeyilihun，qitadewoanpai。”
tingdaozheihua，liutianhuijinzhangdaolejizhi，taduilingyumeng，neijueduishizhenai，zhibuguotazheigerenyoudianruangutoubale。
lingyumengkanleyiyanzijidelaogong，duizhelingchaoranyaotoudao。
“tianhuiduiwohenhao，wobunenglihun。”
haiyouzuizhongyaodeyifangmian，zijirujinyijingyoulesangenver，danverdouyijingwusuile，liyijiatingduihaizideyingxiangshifeichangjudade，taziranbuyuanyizheiyangquzuo。
dedaodaan，lingchaoranzhuanshen，kanxianglaofurendao。
“jiranwojiejiebuyuanyisheqi，neibianjixuzaizheilishenghuoxiaqu，liulaofuren，wojinggaoni，wojiejiededaiyu，quanbuhuifudaocongqian，ruguowozaitingdaoyisibuhaodexiaoxi，xiaci，jiubushiduanshuangtuile，erqiedaoshihou，napatianwanglaoziqiuqing，yebuguanyong，tingqingchulema？”
rucijuyouweixiexingdehuayu，laofurenchenzhelian，liuxinrouzeshiqiangxiankaikoudao。
“lingchaoran，niyoushenmezigeganweixie。。”
噗！
hentuwude，yikezidancongliuxinroudeerpanghuaguo，jilvxiufazaibankongzhongfeiwuleqilai，ranhousuoyourencaikandaolingchaoranhuanmanshouqiangdedongzuo。
“bieyiweikaoshangleleiming，laozijiubugandongni，biebawodehuadangerbianfeng。”
suiji，lingchaoranzaiduhelingyumengyongbaoleyixia，liuxiayijuhuazoule。
“jie，zheishiwodexinhao，wohaiyoudianshi，xianzoule，zheijitianwodouhuilaikanni，youshenmeshi，liketongzhiwo。”
dengdaolingchaoranzouhou，suoyourencaiganjuerushizhongfu，fangfocaigankaishihuxiyiyang。
lingyumengyijingbeituihuifangjianxiuxile，cikedatingnei，zhiyoushentidouqideweiweizhandoudelaofurenheliuxinrou、liutianhuixiongmei。
“欺人太甚！”
guaizhangqiaojidimian，laofurentuchulesigezi，danshi，quemeiyoudedaorenhehuiying。
liutianhuiziranbuhuikaikou，zhiyuliuxinrou，zeshizhiqianshoudaoleyuefuleimingdeduanxin，henjianduandejigezi‘buyaozaizhaorelingchaoran，fouzehouguozifu’，suoyiyebuganshuoshenmele。
laofurenyouxiebuganxin，nandaozhendeyaorenqitunsheng？liujiaruguozhendewuhou，tajiuchenglezuidadezuirenle。
jiuzaizheishi，fangmentuikai，lianggerenzoulejinlai。
“nainai，yi，xinrouyezai？dasaoyijingshengleba，nanhaihaishinvhai？”
yigechuanzheliantikushencaigaotiaodeshishangnvrenkaikou，yanzhongdaizheyisiqixu，zuoweiliujiaren，ziranyexiwangnengdanxiayigenanding。
“erjie，niganghuilai？buhaoyisi，youshiyigenvhai。”
liuxinroutaibuyingleshangqu，zheiweierjie，liuxiaofei，changnianzhouyoushijie，henshaohuijia，sanshiduosuiledouhaimeiyoujiehun。
“youshinvhai？meiguanxi，jixushengma，duilenainai，dage，jinimenjieshaoyixia，zheishiwonanpengyouaikun，yinggaishiwozuihouyigenanpengyoule，womendasuanjiehun。”
唰！
benlaijiuzaiqitoushangdelaofurentingdaozheihua，taitoukanleyiyan。
guangtou，yuemosanshiduosui，mianrongputong，yishenzapai，haowuqizhikeyan，dunshiqijibaihuaidao。
“xiaofei，kanlainichibangyingle，liannainaiwodingxiadeguijudouganbuzunshoule，mendanghuduizheisigezi，niwanglema？”
liuxiaofeitianxingshiran，haixiaozhe，daoyebuhaipa。
“没忘啊奶奶。”
“shima？nizheigesuoweiyaojiehundenanpengyou，jiashiruhe，zuoshenmegongzuo。”
wanzhushenpangaikundegebo，liuxiaofeizixindao。
“guer，danwojiakunkun，shigebingwange。”