“wodongbudonglishuyebuxuyaoniyigewairenlaizhihui。”
tanghuaganshoudaomeifudaizhediyi，shouhuizhunbeizhanxiandexiaolian，dayaodabaizuozaidaozhuweishang，“qiaonizheiyangdezaizijijiadingyeshimeishenmediwei，laiwomentangfuzhaocunzaiganniba？”
“你！”
meifumuguangyining，beiqidejiaorongshabai。
tashenpangdemamakanbuxiaqu，hengmeilengshudengzhetanghua，“haoyigelingyalichideyatou，nanguaiganzaiguangtianhuarixiadiaoxixiaohouye，haishenmesiyedewaishengnv，wopei，diurenxianyan。”
“duiduidui，wodiurenxianyanle，neishiwozijideshi，mafanninbiezaizheiluantukoushuilexingma？”
tanghuaduiduifangshenfenyougedagaicaice，yincigengjiakanduifangbushunyan。
mamawensibudong，zhizhenitanghuabizidao：“nibieyiweinizheiyangderenjiunengjinwomenhoufu，bupagaosuni，rujinshuanhoufukeshiwomenliuyiniangshuolesuan，xiangyaojin？yebuzhaozhaojingzi！”
果然是娘的情敌。
tanghuaxinxiangzuorineimeduoshuangyanjingkandaohouyeyuniangtongjinzuixianlou，houfuyiniangbukenengbuzhidao。
xiangbizhengkuwujiekoudengmenlaishitanshitanniangdeshilini。
不过问题不大。
tanghuayonglankaozaiyibeishang，sihaomeiyoudajiaguixiudewenzhong，daoyoujifenwankugongzidebuxie。
“heyo，haodadeweifeng！wozhangzheimeda，haitouyihuitingshuoyifuhouzhaiyaotingyigeyiniangdeni。jiranyiniangzheimelihai，zenmemeizuochengzhengqia？shibudonglishuhaishichushenbugoua？”
“yajianzuili，wodaoshixiaoqiaonile。buguohoufudeshiqingyelunbudaonicaoxin，nigeyoudieshengmeidieyangdehuangmaoyatou，xianggoudawomenxiaohouye，woquannihaishibiechixinwangxiangle。”
beitanghuachuodaojilianggu，liuyiniangfenfenqishen，juedezijijinrilaizheiyitangshishuduoyu，xiaohouyeneizhongyouyanbujinderenzenmekenenghuishangzheihuangmaoyatoudetao？
zhengzhunbeipai**zouren，yuguangpiejianyimohongying，zhuantoudegongfu，yiguxiangfengzhibenzijimianmenerlai。
“啪！”
toubeidadeyipian，liuyiniangbukezhixindidingzhelairen，“nidawo？nigandawo？”
tangyuanniangtaishou，jinjiezhediergeerguaziluoxia。
“啪！”
liuyiniangcangbairuzhidelianshang，bazhangyinqingxikejian。
tangyuanniangmuguangyinhen，lengjingdekepa，“dui，wodani，zenmele？yaoduoshaopeichang？”
tangyuanniangshuozhe，conghuailitaochuyitayinpiaozaxiangliuyiniang，“zheixiebanidacanfeigoubugou？”
cike，tanghuaganjuetaniangshuaidaile。
tongshiyezhidaotaniangzhendenule。
gengquexindeshitaniangduishuanhoufuyijingyouledazhilejie，zhunbeixianjiyiniangdianyansekankan。
liuyiniangyouyishunjianxiangwanyaojianqineixiebaihuahuadeyinpiao，kexiayike，yankuangjiuxushangshuiqi，wuzhelian“wa”deyishengkuchushenglai。
“nijinggandawo，woyaohuiqugaosuhouye，jinernimenyigeyemeixiangpao！”
liuyiniangduoshaonianmeishouguozheidengqi，shengyinjianruidewangwaizou，zouchuleyaotapingtangfudeqishi。
tangyuanniangzaibeihoulengheng，“zheijiuxiangzou？nidangwotangjiashigeshenmedifang？”
“lairen，barenjiwolanxia。”
tangjiasuizhizhuzhetamenmunvliang，tangyuanniangqueshijiacaiwanguan，fushanghuweizhenzhangsihaobushuguanjuefudi。
yishenglingxia，jishiminghuyuanyuguanerru，duzhuleliuyiniangdequlu。
liuyiniangyanzhuzidouyaodengchulaile，“nidaodizhibuzhidaowoshishei？”
“woguannishishei？”tangyuanniangluqihongxiu，yinchenzhelianyibuyibuzouxiangliuyiniang，“niganggangshuosheiyoudiesheng，meidieyang？”
liuyiniangbeitangyuanniangdeqishizhenshe，lianseshunbian，haishibuqudizhizhetanghuadao：“nandaowoshuocuolema？”
sihuyupandaotangyuannianghuiyoudedongzuo，liuyiniangzaishuowanzheijuhou，mengdihoutuijibu，jingxiandibikailetangyuanniangdebazhang，“haigandongshou？wokeshishuanhoufuderen，jinerdeshiyaoshiwomenhouyezhidaole，nijiushiyoushigenaodaiyeweibigoukande！”
jingzhongshizhibajiuderendouhuiweijuhouyemingsheng，qitoushangdetangyuanniangpianpianjiubuzaiqizhong。
taturantaijiaojiuyuchuaizailiuyiniangduzishang，mamazheixiafanyingdaokuai，tuikailiuyiniang，yongzijihouyaoyingshengshengchengshouletangyuanniangdejiao。
“哎哟！”
mamabeichuailegegouchishi，renpazaidishangaishenghanteng，“tianzijiaoxia，nimenzaifuzhongdongyongsixing，haiyoumeiyouwangfale？”
liuyiniangdedaoanshi，shudizuodisapodagun，“woyaobaoguan，nimentangjiaqirentaishen，woyaonimenquanjiapeizang！”
“谁要报官？”
liuyinianghuayingangluo，yuanwaiwuzixiangqiyishengqingchenweiyandesangyin，bujinliuyinianglengzhu，tangyuannianghetanghuayemengle。
shuanhouzhanzaiyuanmenkou，bunuziweidikanzheliuyiniang，yanditouzheshuliheshiwang。
tangyuannianggangcaizhenshiyishichongdongbujihouguo，dangzhenjiandaoshuanhouzhanzaiyanqianshi，yanzhuzizhuanlehaojiquan，lengshimeixiangchugairuheduishuanhoujieshi。
唐婳就不一样了。
shuangyanbixingchenshanyao，jushoudashenghuhan，“woyaobaoguan！”
luojishangtaxianzaishiburenshishuanhoude，tanghuabaichuyifuwanbeidezunjingtaidu，zhanzaitangyuanniangshenpangchongshuanhouguaiqiaofushen。
“zheiweizichengshishuanhoufudeyiniang，laiwomenfushangduiwomanma，shuowoyoudieshengmeidieyang，haishuohouyezhidaohoudinghuiyaowomenpeizang。qingtiandalaoyea，shuanhouzenmekenengshitakouzhongbubianshifeizhiren？tagouzhangrenshidezheibandexinyingshou，kendingbushidiyicile，wangribuzhidaojiezheshuanhoudemingshengzaiwaizuoleduoshaosangjintianliangzhishi！”
liuyiniangchunjiaochouchu，xiao**haitingnengshuode！
taishoumolebalianshangleihen，ruoliufufengdizouxiangshuanhou，“houye，liuerzenmehuishitakouzhongzheibaneren？shitaxiandongdeshou，houyenikankanliuerdelian，liuershibushihuironglea！”
shuanhoushuaikaitajijiangchupengdaoshoubeideshou，shixianzaitalianshangdewuzhiyinlveguo，zuihoukanxiangtangyuanniang。
tangyuanniangtaitoutingxiong，yigeniantouzaixindishanguo，yaoshishuanhouganbangqinbubangli，zuowanjiudangtadejiuweilegou！
“baoqian，benhouhuifuhoudinghuihaohaoguanjiaoqieshi。”
shuanhouduananduonian，gengduiliuyiniangxingzishuzhi，jiuchongliuyinianghuichuxianzaitangjia，bianzhicishiliuyiniangbuzhanli。
tangyuanniangsonglekouqi，haisuanmeikancuoren。
tanghuaxindiyanhuanufang，ganggangshuanhoukantaniangdeyanshendouqiaojianmei？
zheibushishuangxiangbenfushishenme？
liuyiniangqueruzaoleijibandizhanzaiyuandi，leishuizhiliu，zhenggerenxiangyaosuileyiban。
“侯爷——”
“滚回去！”
shuanhoumeilenaixin，zaizhongrenmianqiankunaosajiaochenghetitong？heneiyiliandandingdetangyuanniangguozhenchalebuzhiyixingbandian。
“benhouhaiyougongshiyaoban，lairen，songyinianghuifu！”
tanghuadeyidikanleyanliuyiniang，zeze，tazhendesuile。