“buyao！niqikai……”
xiaoluoyikuzhetuisang，yanqianzheinanrengenyerenside，manlianluosaihu、zhangfapisan、shencaigaoda、tilijingren。
“daboniangshuo，nvzishuobuyaojiushihaiyao。”
“woshuo！wobuyao……ao！”
xiaoluoyikanzhechenhuaijinyuefalaijing，nule，paoxiao！
声震茅草屋顶！
kechenhuaijinyimiaodoumeiting。
xiaoluoyifahen，yongjinquanliyitui。
tuibudong，haiyinweifanzuoyongli，shangmianderenmengdifali！
“哐当——”
床塌了……
liangrenheleyitiao，chenmojianchenhuaijintiaoxiachuang，chuanyinagongjukaishixiuchuang。
“niangzinidenghuier，woxianxiuchuang。”
bandengshang，chuanhaoyifudexiaoluoyimanyanjuewang。
ta，tangtang21shijidexuanxueshijiajichengren，tianziconghui，ketayixindanggeputongren，yushixuemeishuzhuanye，yingpinmeishulaoshi，gangyingpinchenggong，xialoudeshihoutaijidong，neimeyigun……
zaizhengyan，tajiuchuandaozheigejiakongchaodai，dayechaoleigongcun，meiyousihaoyuanzhudejiyi。
yuanzhuyundaozaicaidi，beichenhuaijinbaohuijia，chenshizuzhangzuozhu，jiangzijixupeijichenhuaijin。
zaicizhengyan，jiuzaibaitangchengqin，xinhunzhiye，chuanghaibeitagantale……
“唉。”
xiaoluoyizhangtanyikouqi，kanzhechenhuaijincongyanxiabanjinlaisigemuzhuang，xianbachuangjiazidingqilai，manliandeyiyouweijin。
“niangzi，chuangnengshuile，womenjixuanxieba？”
xiaoluoyiwuyuzhixiangchuangwai，yuqiwenrou：“xianggong，tianliangle……”
chenhuaijinyikan，tianbianluchuxieqiaoqing，haizhenshitianliangle。
“nixianqubahuziguale，guaganjing。”
yangouxiaoluoyixianqihuzitoufafenbuqingdechenhuaijin，juebunengren。
“好，娘子。”
chenhuaijinguaiguaidashuiguahuzi。
二十分钟后。
肖洛依目瞪狗呆。
yizhangjianmeifengyan、wuguanshensui、junlangwushuangdelianyingruyanlian。
zheizhendeshineigeshizichenglejingdefujun？
chenhuaijintidiaohuzijingzheibanhaokan！
tabukendangsuanmingkanbazidexuanxueshijiajichengren，jiushiweilebuyingxiangyinyuan。
sheizhidaogangchuanyueguolaidiyitian，jiujialegezheiyangjunqiaodelangjun！
姻缘到手了嗷嗷嗷！
shangbeizijidexingshan，zheibeizizuoxiangqicheng。
xiaoluoyiwuzhexiongkou，chedilunluole。
更何况：
他颜值高！
tashencaigaoda，yongyoubakuaifuji！
他还精力过人！
tahaitianfuyibing……pei！
suhuashuo：jiajisuiji，jiagousuigou。
“xianggong，ninafadaiheshuziguolai，wojinibatoufashuqilai。”
xiaoluoyideshengyinyufawenrou。
chenhuaijinnachulexidaofanbaidelansefadaihequechideshuzi，guaiguaidezoudaotademianqian，dunxia。
片刻后。
“haolema？”chenhuaijinyouxiebushiyingdiwen。
“好了……”
tianseyijingdaliang，xiaoluoyiyezhongyuchedikanqingxianggongdaodishenmemianxiang！
帅翻！
zhangfeigenzhaoyunzhijian，zhichayitiaofadaiheyipenghuzi！
erqiechenhuaijintiantingbaoman、digefangyuan，qiaozhemianxianghenshiguiqi。
zhei……zhendezhishigexiangxialiehu？
zheishidagechenhuaixianhexiaodichenhuaiyudoucongfanglizoulechulai。
luosaihudechenhuaixianyiyanjiukandaochenhuaijindezuixinzaoxing，neizhangshuxiyoujiuweidejunlian。
chenhuaixianchenmoyishun，naqichaidaohegongjian：“woshangshanyitang。”
xiaoluoyiyanjingdu，yiyanjiukanchudagechenhuaixianyizimeipeizhefengyan、shencaineiyun，shijiyoulingxiuqizhidemianxiang。
dagebichenhuaijinaibangetou，yuemoyimibazuoyou。
shiliusuidexiaodichenhuaiyuyimiqiwudeyangzi，shenxinghendanbo，mianshangcangbai，sihushentiyouxiewenti。
chenhuaiyudemianxiangyejihao，wocanmeidanfengyan，yeshifuguishuangquan、houfuwujindehaomoyang。
sanxiongdidoushishangenfenglong，biruoxuandan，tongkuandabiziwuyi。
doushuozheibiziyueda，jiuyueneisha……
guaibudechenhuaijinbenqianrucijingren，zeze。
chenhuaijindexinzaoxingrangchenhuaiyuyejingqileyishun：“ersaohao，erge……haishizheiyangzihaokan，woxianquzuofan。”
“那**什么？”
“nixiezhe，woquyitangdili。”
chenhuaijinshuozhejiuwangdiliqu，xiaoluoyikanzhezheifumushuangwangdesanxiongdi，fengongdaoshihenmingque。
laodafuzekanchaidalie，laoerfuzexiadizhongtian，laosanfuzexiyizuofan。
能躺平，谁想内卷？
yushixiaoluoyijiuxinanlideditangping。
haibieshuo，zheixiaoshancunzaiyigedashanposhang，qiaozhefengjingbucuo，kongqiyehenhao。
jiushijiaotongbubianli，burantuotuodexiangcunxiaobieyea！
bujiu，chufangpiaochuxiangwei，shirouzhoudeweidao。
“怀现？怀现？”
sishiduosuidepangfurenhanzhedagedemingzizoujinyuanzi，yanjingqueluozailexiaoluoyishenshang，shenqingyihuo。
zuorijitaxialeneimehendeyao，youteyijiaolelaoerbieliuliqi……
zheiyangjiaoruodemoyang，yiwanshanghainengxiachuang？
莫非……老二不行？
可惜了。
xiaoluoyikanzhezheidiaoshaomeisanjiaoyandekebofuren，chenhuaijinkouzhongdedaboniang，youlaile。
tazuotianchengqinshijianguozheifuren，yetingdaoleponiangmendeyilun。
daboniangbingfeichenjiasanxiongdideqinboniang，shichulewufudeqinqi。
buguozheiweidaboniangjiqihuihongren，pianqulesanxiongdiqinniangmushidexinren。
mushiguoshishi，baituodaboniangzhaogutamensanxiongdi。
neishidagechenhuaixiandoushiliusuile，chenhuaijinyeshisi、chenhuaiyushiersui，nalixuyaotazhaogu？
kezheisinianlai，daboniangdazhe“zhaogu”demingtou，xinanlidedibasanxiongdidaliezhongtiandelaideqiancai、miliangdouwangzijiaban。
meiqimingyue：sangehaizibudongguorizi，haishiyaotabangmangbazhe。
sanxiongdidaodishinanzi，buhaogentachepi，yushitayingshengshengbasanxiongdijializhaogudejiatusibi，wurenganjia。
kenaodeshi：suirandaboniangjijiangyoudajie，quebuyingxiangtazheihuierweifeizuodai（jixuzuosi）。
chenhuaiyucongzaofangchulai：“daboniang，wodageshangshanle，ergexiadile。doubuzaijia。”
daboniangdejiaobulikejiuwangzaofangzou：“buzaijiaya……nizaizuoshenmezaofan？zheimexiang？”
dangkandaowapenlijuranshirougutoubaimixifanshi，daboniangyanjingdouhongle。
“nimenzheihuibuhuiguorizi？”
“daqingzaodejiubaimixifandungutou？！zhenshibaijiawanyier！”
“yaojiaonimenchigejiaoxun，woduanzoule！”
“daboniangnidengdeng……”chenhuaiyudunshijile。
zuoriergechengqin，maideyizhengtuizhuhoutuiroudouzuolejiuxi，jiushengzheiyigezangqilaiderougutoule。
jintianshiersaochengqindiyitian，chenhuaiyuxiangaodiangutouzhoujiersaohe，zenmedaboniangyouyaoduanzou？