daboniangdunzhulejiaobu，lizhiqizhuangdijiaoxunchenhuaiyu。
“nizheihaizi，budongdezunlaoxiaoshun？”
“wozheidaboniangdouhaimeichishangbaimigutouzhou，nimenxiaobeihaoyisichi？”
“zheigewojiunazoule，huitoujininadianzaliangmianguolaiaozhouhe。”
chenhuaiyulanzailedaboniangmianqian，yilianweinan：“daboniang，zheishiwojiersaozhunbeide，taganglaiwomenjia……”
genghekuangzhaozhedaboniangdexingzi，taduanzoulegutouzhou，yidingbuhuisongzaliangmianguolai。
tahuitouyidingjiu“wangle”。
ruoshicongqianjiusuanle，sanxiongdieyidunbudajin，kejintianersaogangjinmendiyitian……
“niersao？tajinlenimenjiademen，nandaobugaishouzhenijiadeguiju？”
daboniangyanshenxionghendikanxiangxiaoluoyi。
xiaoluoyixiaozuiweizhang，doukanshale！
youdangyouli，shuodejiushidaboniangzheizhongrenleba？
qianglerenjiadexifanzou，haiyaojiaoxunrenjiayidun，manzui“woshiweinimenhao”。
这个不能忍！
zhengzhunbeizhangzuijiumashi，xiaoluoyitingdaoleyouyuanerjindejiaobusheng。
不对，换个思路。
xiaoluoyiyingtaoxiaozuiyibie，xingyanyihong，yanleishuolaijiulai。
“wo……wo……chenjiadeguijushishenme？daboniangnigaosuwo，bieburangwochizaofan……woe……wuwuwu……”
xiaoluoyiruoliufufengdizoulejibu，putongyixiaguizailedaboniangmianqian。
dabonianglengzhu，ranhoujiushizheyanbuzhudedeyi。
小娼妇知道怕就好。
yushizuzhangjingguochenjiasanxiongdideyuanzishi，jiukandaojingrendeyimu！
chenxizhong，rongyanjiaomeidexiaoniangzikudelihuadaiyu，guizailemanliandeyidedaboniangmianqian。
daboniangbaozheyiwapenrouzhou，beixiaoluoyizhuaizheyishangzoubutuo。
pangbiandechenhuaiyuzecongcemiantuozheneiwapen，buzhiyuqingfu。
族长大吃一惊！
“qishi，nizheishizaiganshenme？”
daboniangyiyankandaozuzhang，yeshiheleyidatiao，youxieshanshan：“zu……zuzhangjinrizenmezheimezao？”
zuzhangtuikailibamenzoujinlai，xianjiaoxiaoluoyiqilai。
kanleyiyanneirougutouzhou，youkanyiyanchenhuaiyuhexiaoluoyi，zuzhangdemuguangluozailechenhuaiyumianshang。
“huaiyu，zenmehuishi？”
chenhuaiyukanyiyandaboniang，youkanyiyanzuzhang，shishiqiushi：“zuotianbaijiushengxiayigenrougutou，wojinzaojiersaozhulezhou，daboniangguolaikandao，shuowomenbuhuiguorizi，jiaowomenxiaojingta，duanlejiuyaozou。”
zuzhangyilianxianqidikanzhedaboniang：“qishi，nishizhendechuxidale！yidazaolaizizhibeijiazhongqiangfanchi！”
daboniangmianpizhanghong，quebushedesongkaineirougutouzhou：“wobushishuolema？huitoujitamensongzaliangmianguolaihuan。”
“tamenxiaohaizijiajiadebuhuiguorizi，zheibaimirougutouzhou，tamenzheiyangchileduolangfei？gaijigejiaoxuncaishi！”
xiaoluoyichouchoudada、weiweiququdixianchongzhezuzhangxingli，zheicaihongzheyanjing、xishengxiqidao：“daboniangzheiyangshuo，yuanyeyoudaoli……”
哟？
zheilaoerdexinxifujingshigedongshide？
daboniangdedanqilikejiuzhuangle：“ninqiaoqiao，laoerxifudoushuole，woshuodeyoudaoli，tadoumeiyijianle……”
chenhuaiyuyeshilengzhu，kanzhexiaoluoyikudetonghongdeshuangyan：ruguoyaobarouzhousongjidaboniang，ersaoganggangturanguixiakushenme？
他不明白。
zuzhangyeshiyileng，kanlexiaoluoyiyiyan，nanyanxinzhongdeshiwang：“laoerxifu，nishizhenmeiyijian？”
xiaoluoyileiwangwangdidiantou：“daboniangyixinweiwomenhao，wozenmehuiyouyijian……”
dabonianggenglizhiqizhuangle，jiangshouyihao，shuaikailechenhuaiyupengzhewapendeshou，yiliandeyi。
“jiranlaoerxifudoumeiyijian，neiwojiuduanzoule。zuzhangyihuieryelaiheyiwan？”
zuzhangtanyikouqi：“hewojiubuhele，zhishinimen……bale……woyeguanbule。”
yuanbenzuotianzuozhu，jiaozheijiaohuayiyangdenvwajiajichenjialaoer，zuzhangxinzhonghaiyouxiekuijiu。
kerujinyiqiao，shigefubuqilaide，neitajiusashoule。
zijibuliqilai，sheijichengyaoyemeiyong。
zuzhangbatuiyaozou，daboniangduanlepenyeyaozou，chenhuaiyuxintouwaliang：rougutouzhou，meile。
quetingxiaoluoyiyoukule：“zuzhangshuqingxianliubu……”
zuzhangdunzhulejiaobu，huyidikanxiangxiaoluoyi。
xiaoluoyicayibayanlei，yilianguaiqiaoyouweiqudemoyang：“daboniangshuoyaojizaliangmianjiwomen，woxiangzheyebunengjiaodaboniangchikuile……”
“xiaodi，jinzaoaozhou，yongleduoshaobaimi？duozhongyigenrougutou？”
chenhuaiyudaidaidi：“yitongbaimi……jiushibanjinbaimi，neirougutouyouliangjinban。”
xiaoluoyihongzheyanjingkanxiangzuzhang，miandaixiuse：“wochulaizhadaoshenmedoubudong，buzhidaozheidifangdewujiajihe，banjinbaiminenghuanduoshaozaliangmian？liangjinbanrougutouyouzhesuanduoshaoyinqian？nengmaiduoshaozaliangmian？”
“zaliangmianruoshijiduole，womenyebuhaoyisi……keqianwanbunengjiaodaboniangchilekuiqu！”
chuchukelian，titieruwei。
大伯娘：“……”
族长：“……”
陈怀瑜：“……”
xiaoluoyibudengdajiafanyingguolai，jiezhekusu。
“wochulaizhadaoshenmedoubudong，daboniangjilewoduoshaozaliangmian，woyidinggaosuzuzhang，haojiaozuzhangzhidaodaboniangderenyi……”
zuzhangmanyanchayidikanzhexiaoluoyi。
嘿！
zheibuzhidaocongnalilaidexiaoniangzi，jingranrucijingming？！
qiaozherourouruoruo，renbihuajiao，kudelihuadaiyu，jingshigebuchikuide？！
zhenxinmeiyoubeicuofu，zuzhangxinqingmomingjiuhaolexuduo。
taxiaozhediantou，kanyiyanhaiduanzhewapendedaboniang。
“zheishiziran，qishiniyebiejiduole，jiuzhaozheshichangjiajisijinzaliangmianba。wozuozhu，neiaozhoudechaihuoheyanba，jiubuyongjile。”
chenhuaiyu：“haimeilaidejifangyanni。”
族长：“……”
大伯娘：“……”
大伯娘进退两难。
zheiniantou，sheijiarizidoubuhaoguo，nalishedexunchangjiuhebaimigutouzhoude？
tajiushikanzheyanchan，caixiangduanzou，nashedezhenjizaliangmian？
banjinbaiminenghuanyijinbanzaliangmian，liangjinbanderougutou，yenenghuanliangjinbanzaliangmian，zhesuanxialaijiushisijinzaliangmian，quanjianengchiliangdunbaofanle！
liangdunbaofanhuanyiguohebubaodezhou？！
这买卖，她不干！
kenaguanlederen，turanjiaotabadaoshoudedongxifangxia，daboniangshizhendebuyuanyi。
yushidaboniangyanjingkaishikandimian。
xiaoluoyihentitie：“daboniang，zheiwapenguaizhongde，buruwojininsongguoqu，yihuiertengkonglewapen，zhenghaobazaliangmiannahuilaizhuzaofan？”
budengdaboniangshuoshenme，xiaoluoyijiuguoduandibawapenqiangguolaile。
shuangshoukongkongdedaboniang：“……”
shuaipendeniantouyeluokongle。
chenhuaiyuyanjingdoudengyuanle：ersaoqiaozhejiaojiaoqieqie、kudekelian……danshi！jingran！zaidaboniangmianqianmeiyouchikui？！
这是什么本事？
好厉害的样子！