xiaoluoyipengzhegutouxifanyilugenzhedaboniangwangtajiazou。
yushangchumenzuoshidexiangqin，xiaoluoyidouhenkeqixiusedidazhaohu，yongsuiranxiao、danshiduifangnengtingqingdeshengyinjieshi。
“daboniangshuowomenbuhuiguorizi，yuanyiyongsijinzaliangmianhuanwojiazheiguobaimirougutouzhou。daboniangzhenshitaihaole……”
jianyige，jiujieshiyige。
xiangqinyiersansijitiyanshenlianmin：“……”
chenhuaijinxifupashibeitadaboniangjihuyoule！
qishinalechenjiasanxiongdidedongxi，shenmeshihoujirenhaiguo？！
从来都是老虎借猪。
xiangqinyiersansikanxiangdaboniangqishideyanshenyejiudaishanglebiyi。
daboniangdelianseyuelaiyuehei，daojia，jieguolewapen，daboniangjinquhoubamenyiguan，jiujiazhuangzijilongle。
xiangcongwojianazouzaliangmian？
你想屁吃呢！
“daboniang？nizenmemeishengyinle？shibushichushile？”
xiaoluoyijiaolejicimeifanying，haigenluguoderenxixinjieshi：“daboniangbieshichushile，limianmeiyingsheng，wopatashuaileyunguoqule……”。
daboniangduozaiwuli，wushengningxiao：zuzhoulaoniang？zuzhouwoyebujini！
zhitingwaimianxiaoluoyideshengyinhanlejiju，jiumeile。
总算是走了……
daboniangxintouweiweiyiding，jiutingwaimianjilongligegegeyizhenluanjiao。
tatantouyikan，quejianxiaoluoyijingranzaizhuazijiadedafeiji。
yankanzhedafeijibeihedegegeluanjiao，daboniangxindouduosuoleyixia。
shoulejinghedemujirongyibushengdana！
这天杀的小娼妇！
“niganshenme？”daboniangjingjiaoqilai。
xiaoluoyiyouxieqienuodizhanqilai，shengyinxixidejieshi：“daboniangzaiwulibushishuojialimeiyouzaliangmian，rangwozijizhuayizhijihuiquma？”
daboniang：“！！！woshenmeshihoushuojiaonizhuajihuiqu？”
xiaoluoyimangran：“keshiwotingdaolea……shuoshiwoheerlangchengqin，zaliangmiannabuchushou，rangwozijizhuayizhiji，shuoshiyaosongjiwodeli。”
“woyidinghuihezuzhangshuodaboniangrenyi……”
大伯娘气了个倒仰！
tazongsuanshimingbaiguolai：ruobujitasijinzaliangmian，tajiuyaozhuajile。
bingqietahaihuimancunzixuanyang：zheishizijisongjitadeliwu……
zheixiaolangtizi，qiaozherourouruoruo，yifuhaoqifudemoyang，zenderucilihai？！
tayaoyaoya，jinwudoulesanjinbanzaliangmianchulai：“re，xiaochangfu！jini！”
xiaoluoyimanhuaixinxidijieguozaliangmian，duidaboniangxiurudeyanyuwanquanbuwangxinliqu：zaokouye，shihuiyoubaoyingde。
niyaozuosi，zanyebulanzhe。
“duoxiedaboniang，wozheijiuqujizuzhangkan，yejiaozuzhangzhidao，daboniangkeshiyiliangdoumeishaowode……”
daboniang：“！！！dengdeng！”
yaozheya，daboniangyoucongwulinachubanjinzaliangmian：“gun！”
“duoxiedaboniang！”xiaoluoyixiaomimiditixing，“haiyouwojiadewapen。”
大伯娘：“……”
nazhezaliangmian，duanzhewapen，xiaoluoyijiaobuqingkuaidiwangjiazou。
yushangchumenzuoshidexiangqin，xiaoluoyihaitebiegaoxingdizhanshisijinzaliangmian：“zheishidabonianghuanjiwode。”
chenhuaiyukandaoxiaoluoyizhendenalezaliangmianhuilai，yanjingdengdexiangtongling！
sinianle，diyicikandaohuitouliangle！
二嫂厉害啊！
chenhuaijinzhengzaiwahongshu，jiujiangebideliudasaokangzhechutouguolai，buqutazijidili，paodaochenhuaijinzheibianbagua：“aiyonishierlang？zenmezheimejunqiaole？erlangnizhibuzhidaonixifu……”
chenhuaixianshoulezuotianfangdexianjing，deleliangzhituzi，youkanleyikunchaihuo，gangxiashanni，jiuyushanglezaishanbiandilichucaodecuntoudashen。
“huaixiana，nijialaoerneigexifu……”
yushidengchenhuaixianhechenhuaijinhuidaojiashi，shenqingjiudouyouxieguguai。
pianpianxiaoluoyihaizuozaizaoshangtamenchumenshineigemudunzishang，haoxiangcongmeilikaiguoside。
chenhuaiyujiangzhongxinzuohaodejidanzaliangbingduanshangzhuozi，zhaohugegesaozimenchifan。
xiaoluoyiquxishoudegongfu，chenhuaiyujiukuaisujiangjintianzaoshangfashengdeshiqingjilianggegegeshuole。
fanzhuoshangdeqifen，youxieguai。
xiaoluoyiganshoudaotamendedaliang，xintouyouxietante。
chenhuaijinyanzhongyinyinjingxi：“nenghuzhejialidedongxi，bubeidabonianghaozou，niangzihenlihai。”
肖洛依：“……”
jianxiaoluoyimudengkoudai，nianjizuixiaodechenhuaiyuxiaoshengjieshiqilai。
yuanlaisanxiongdiyebushizhensha，xinlishenmedouqingchu。
zhishishenweinanzi，tamenbuhaoruxiaoluoyizheibankuchan。
jiashangdaboniangzongyongxiaodaolaiyazhe，tamenjiuzhihaomomotifang。
zuijinsannian，sanxiongdizhuanleyinziyebuganzhibandongxi，youchidejiuqiaoqiaochiwan，buliugeyeliang，jianbiqingye，miandebeidaboniang“guan”lequ。
jinrixiaoluoyidexingwei，bujinrangcunlirendoukanzaiyanli，yejiaosanxiongdikandaolexiwang。
guoran，nvrenyaokaonvrenzhi，xiaoluoyinengzhizhutanlandedaboniang，yihoujialiderizijiuhaoguole。
jiehesanxiongdidehua，xiaoluoyimingbailezijizaijialidezhize。
“woshimenshen，fuzekanjiahuyuan。”
三兄弟：“……”
niyaozheimeshuo……haoxiangyemeicuo？！
chenhuaijinpailepaitadetouding，yuqizhongdaizhechongniheyinyindejiaoao：“chifan。”
chenjiachizhexiangpenpendejidanzaliangjianbing，qifenqingsongyuyue，daboniangjiadezaofanquechidexiaoyansiqi。
“jialiyouduoshaoliangshi？nihainasijinzaliangmianquhuanzheibaimirougutouxifan？”
“zheiwanyiershichidebaohaishinengzhangrou？”
daboniangtoudouyaobeimazhongle！
“wonazhidaoneixiaochangfuneiyanglihai……”
“buzhidaonihaiqure？zheixiahaole，tidaotiebanleba……”
yidunfanbeicongtoumadaowei，fangxiawandaboniangjiurenbuzhule，batuijiuwangzhenshangzou。
“buxing，laonianghaimeichiguozheimedadekui，laoniangjiubuxinnongbusini……”
……
chenjiasanxiongdideyuanzili。
chiguolezaofandechenhuaijinqugebijiegantoudemutou，nahuilaixiuchuangpu。
xiaoluoyikanzhezijijunqiaodexianggongdabuliuxingchumen，qiaoqiaowenzuozaizijishenbianbuyishangdechenhuaiyu。
“xiaodi，zanmenjiaqiongdelianmubandoumeiyou？”
chenhuaiyutouyebutai，xianshudichuanzhenyinxiandabuding：“ersao，womenjiabunengfangrenheyouyongdedongxi，daboniangzongyouliyoujiezou。”
xiaoluoyidongle：laohujiezhu。
“neizhaonideyisi，zanjiayouqian？”
zheihuawende，chenhuaiyujijingditaitousichukan，kanfujinmeiren，caixiaoxiaoshengshuo：“youde，danshibuganzhibandongxi……”
还是怕大伯娘借。
xiaoluoyixianglexiang：“yaoshiyouqian，zanjiaxianxiugegaogaodeweiqiang？zheiyangtameineimerongyijinwomenwulile。”
ruguohaiyouqian，jiuzaixiugecesuo。
zheilidemaokeng，tashangyicijiugougoude。
zaiyuanzilijituzibapidedagechenhuaixiantinglezheihua，zhuanshenqulechaifang。
buduoshi，dagezhuanshenjiuwangwaizou。
“erdimei，nizheixiangfahao，wozheijiuqugebicunzhaonishuijiang，jiaorenlaixiuweiqiang。”
肖洛依：“……”
还怪雷厉风行的嘞！