第1章
“死、死人了！”
erbianchuanlainanrendejinghu。
杨知月眼睫微动。
zenmehuishi？tabushizaigenjiangshiwangduizhanma？
tajidezijikuaiyaozhanshengduifang，quebeirentuileyixia，zhijiebeijiangshiwangtaoxin。
yangzhiyue：......
ta，yangzhiyue，moshiyilaizuizhumingdeguyongbing，jingsiyubeihoutouxi？！
budengtazhengyan，yigegejiyipianduanhuanhuanzhankai。
杨知月穿越了。
tachuandaoyibennanpinshuangwenzhong，chengweilongaotiannanzhudezaosizhengqi。
longaotiankaijuzhanbaishoushanghunmibeiliufang，zuoweigangjinmenhaimeilaidejibaitangdezhunjiashu，tayebeipotashangliufangzhilv。
zailushang，yuanshenbeitongfangshubomaile，shoubulezheidengquru，zhuangqiangzijin。
mairendenanzijiansirenle，juedinghuishimieji。
yangzhiyuebudebulengxiao，chuncuidepaohuishenfen，dianxingdesiwangkaiju，laotianyekezhenkandeqita。
buguo，jilaizhizeanzhi，tanengzaimoshihuoxiaqu，zhaoyangnengzaigudaianshenliming。
diyibu......yangzhiyueqiaoqiaozhengyan，rangtakankanduifangzenmehuishimieji。
zhijianyidaohanmanghengkongpixia，gulu——
yangzhiyuefanshenyigun，liluodiduoguozheicigongji。
刺啦！
daofengkanzaidishang，fachuyasuandeshengyin。
jianhuranzhashi，nanrenxinzhongyihan，muguangduishangyangzhiyuehanguangbixiandeqilengshuangmou，xinzhongmanshizhenjing。
zheishiguyizhuangsi？tachadianbeipianguoqu！
xiangdaoci，tanubukee，tizhezhangjian，chaoyangzhiyuehuluankanguoqu。
yangzhiyuemianwubiaoqingdiduoshan，shenxingsuilvexianlangbei，qinglengjieaodeyanliquesanfachuweixiandeqixi，“hehe。”
pingzheijuxuruodeshentifanshayoudiankunnan，yaoshinengyouwuqijiuhaole。
xiayimiao，naohaizhongchuxianleyidaojixiesheng：
【ding！suzhulingquxinshoulibao。】
xiuzhongyichen，yangzhiyueditouyisao，shouwanchuyigexiujianzhengzhuangdaifa。
yangzhiyueqinmanhanyideyanmouwanlewan，yourudifulipachudeegui，xieeyoulengmo，daizhejifenweixiandeshenchen。
“qingdaiwoxiangyanwangwenhao。”
“shen——”nanziyileng。
嗖！
yangzhiyuetaishoufangjian，shanzhehanmangdejiantouzuanpotadexiongkou，tiaochuxiaoshouzhicuxidedong。
nanzimangrandikankanyangzhiyue，youditoukanyanxiongqianchuantouxinzangdexiaokulong。
哪里来的武器？！
talaibujishuochuyijuhua，yangmiandaoxia，qixiquanwu。
dirensile，yangzhiyuemianwubiaoqingdibuleliangjiao，jierdingshangwanzhongxiujian。
taxiangqimoshiqiankanguodexiaoshuo，chuanyue......xitong......jinshouzhi......
“mofei......zheishiwocishidejinshouzhi？”
yangzhiyuebenxiangzixizhuomo，kepieyanshenpangdeshiti，tameiyouduodai，xiaohuishitihoukuaibufanhuijujudi。
shuoshijujudi，zhishiyichuweiyubingfenghebiandexiaopingyuan，shiliufangdezuichenmenbaotuanshuijuededifang。
chudongdeyewan，hanfengweileng，yangzhiyueguojinbobodemianxuwaiyi，bulvcongcongzoujinzhongren，wurenzhuyita，chuleyigemanlianchayidinanren。
chajuedaomuguang，yangzhiyuelengliehuishi。
neinanrendalegehanzhan，huosijianlegui！
xunzhejiyi，yangzhiyuezouhuixiuxidedifang，yishengnailinaiqidehuhuanchuanlai。
“shenshen，nihuilailou！”
yigewuliusuidexiaoguniangyangzhecanlanxiaorong，dingyizhanyizhandexiaojiujiu，daochizhexiaoduantuipujintahuaili。
shenhouneiweiniansuixiangtong、moyangqifenxiangsidexiaonanhaiyuqiyansu，“aning，xiaoxinshangleshenshen。”
yangzhiyuebaozhuliangrendetongshiyexiangqitamendeshenfen。
nvhaimingjiaoshengxuning，nanhaimingjiaoshengxuren，tamenshishuzhongnanzhuxiongzhangdelongfengtaiyifuzi。
zaishuzhongyouyuyuanshenziqiang，liangweihaiziwurenzhaogu，beirenfanziguaipao，zhidaoquanshujieshu，yeweibeizhaohui。
huoxuzaoyisile，yangzhiyuelengmocaice，xiayimiaoxindiyongshangjuliedebeifen。
“婶婶！”
......yuanshenhaiweichedixiaoshi？！
yangzhiyuejimangjiancha，yuanlaineishiyuanshenliuxiadezhiniansuipian。
xianglexiang，tazaixindifashi，“zuoweishiyongshentidedaijia，wohuiranglianggehaizianquanzhangda。”
suipianxiaoshile，zheihui，yangzhiyuezaikanxianglianggehaizi，xindihuermaochuwujindeciai。
ciai......yangzhiyuewuyu，taniansuiyebuda，zenmejiuciaile？
talingzhehaizimenzouhuiyiliangpojiudemubancheqian，aotubupingdebanmianshangpuzheyicengbodaotouguangdebeiru，yigeganbiedebaoguochongdangzhentou，yigeliansecangbaideshaonianlangtangzaishangmian，hunmibuxing。
zheirenbianshisheng·shuzhongnanzhu·tiandinglongaotian·weilaidadi·huaian。
“gululu......”
yangzhiyuetingdaofuzhongchuanlaideshengyin，e，haoe！
zuoweimoshiren，tazuishoubulejiegan，yangzhiyuexunsuhongleyan。
jiantaruci，arenbaobeibantaochubanzhangganbingzi，dijiyangzhiyue。
“shenshen，wozhongwushengxiadeyifenkouliang，nikuaichile。”
jieshangtou，yangzhiyuejieguoganbingzijiuwangzuilisai，yachihenhendibeiluoleyixia。
zheibingziyouganyouying，xuyaoyongtuomojiangbingzimoruanlecainengchexiayikuai，jishiruci，tunyanqilaiyexiangdangkunnan，buxiangshichiliangshi，xiangshizaijiaoshitou。
bu，jiaoshitouyebizheihaochi！
keyitaitou，jiujianmianqiandeaninghearendingzhetashoushangdebingziyankoushui。
tajuedenanyixiayandedongxi，queshizheilianggehaizishebudechi，yaoliujizijidebaobei......
cike，yangzhiyuedexinqingfuzajile。
她将饼子放下。
arenyijiling，jimangcalecazuibianbingbucunzaidekoushui，lazheaningdaoqian。
“shenshenbiewuhui，woheaningmeiyouxiangchideyisi。”
tingdaozheibeiweidehua，yangzhiyuechuixiayanmou，“nimenliangzaizheilidengzhe，shenshenzaiquzhaodianchide。”
yangzhiyuedemuguangchuanguojujudi，yueguangsazaijiebingdexiliushang，yitiaojiaojiede“piaodai”wanyanxiangqian，zhidijibeizhidi——beibingxuefugaidezhenbei。
neizhengshiliufangdemudedi。
zhenbeihanku，julisaiwaijinyouyiqiangzhige，meidaochunqiubianhuiyouxiongnurenjinfan，shisuishihuisirendemanhuangzhidi，shibininggutahaiyaokudeliufangzhidi。
kebiqidanxindaodazhenbeihouderizi，yangzhiyuegengdanxinzijigenlianggehaizigenbendaobulezhenbei。
meiyourennengzaiqueyishaoshideqingkuangxia，zhouyebutingdiganlu。
bianshitierenyehuibeileisi，genghekuangtahaiyaotuozhelianggehaizi、zhaoguyiweihunmibuxingdebingren！
真·地狱开局！
xiangdaocichu，yangzhiyuediankaiyizhizainaozhongshanshuodexunimianban，xiwangzheidongxiduitayousuobangzhu。