guanzhongmenyuanbenyiweiyoushenmejingtianmimi，jieguotingdaozheigedaan，fenfenxiaodeqianyanghouhe！
“hahahahahahaha！”
“太真实了！”
“renjianzhenshi，xiaopen！”
“shuozhende，guojianlongmianjineimeda，tongdeyaoming！”
“wotingguoyigexiaohua！”
“shuoyougeheidaodagexiangjinpenxishou，quxiwenshen，banlutengdezhijiepaole！”
“bushishebudewenshen，shizhentengdeshoubule！”
“哈哈哈哈！”
“笑死我了！”
……
yuzhibojianqingsongdiaokandefenweijieranxiangfan，118haoqiufangnei，zhouyinlizhengyongshenshidemuguangdaliangzhetangting，chenshengwendao：
“你是新来的？”
zhouyinlikansipingfandezhongniannanzi，ruofeixiongqianneitiaowanyandeguojianlongwenshen，pashimeirenhuiduokantayiyan。
danzheiwenshen，shizaitaiguoxingmu，lingrenwufahushi！
raner，duiyutangtingeryan，
zhouyinliwanquanshigemoshengren！
yanxiadedangwuzhiji，shizhaodaozhouyinlibenren！
yiciweitupokou，rongruzheigeteshudehuanjing。
zhiyaochenggongrongru，jianchiyigeyue，buguoshishoudaoqinlai！
yushi，tingdaoduifangkaikouxunwen，tangtingweiweihanshou，bianzhibenzhuti。
tahuanshifangneidewuren，langshengdao：
“geweidagehao，wojiaotangting，gangdaozheili，haiwanggeweiduoduoguanzhao！”
“ruoyouzuodebuduidedifang，haiqinghaihan，xiaodixianxieguole！”
qianglongbuyaditoushe，hekuangzheizhishizanshide！
zhiyaoxitongqidong，jiangwurenshenfenzhuyishibie，zheizhongjumianbianbufucunzai！
tangtingdangjizhudongshangqian，ziwojieshao。
huoxushizhouyinlizhudongdahua，youhuoxushiyunqishiran，xitongzhizhudejiachixia，tadiyigezhaoshangde，jingjiushizhouyinli！
这运气，简直绝了！
kanzhexidierzuo、qidubufandezhouyinli，tangtinghuanhuankaojin。
“过肩龙……！”
jinjulikanqingneitiaoguojianlong，tangtingyanjiaoweiweichouchu！
taziranmingbaiguojianlongdehanyi。
zaizheiyangdedifang，zheiyangdehuanjing，zheitiaolongjuefeiputongshehuiqingniannengjiayu！
raner，tangtingquehulveleyijianshi！
zheiwurenjieshihenjiaosezhongdehenjiaose，weifangtamenrechuluanzi，
qiufangneiliandianshijidoumeiyou！
qitaqiufanghaodaiyoutaidianshi，suizhinengkandandiaodexinwen，zongbishenmedoumeiyouqiang！
yinci，zheiwurenwufasuiyiwaichu，meizhoujinnengtouqiyici，
haidedengdaoqitaqiufanhuifanghou，cainengchuquzouzou，qiaoqiaowaimiandeshijie！
zheiyedaozhitamenwanquanbuzhi，tangtingshiweicanjiajiemuerruyude！
yushi，tangtingyishanglaijiushiruo，jingbeiwuyiweishibanzhuchilaohu！
zhouyinlipieletangtingyiyan，yanshenguguai，huanhuandao：
“nengjin118haoqiufang，nixiaozijuefeifanfanzhibei，zende，haixiangbanzhuchilaohu？”
……
zhibojiannei，guanzhongmenweitangtingnieleyibalenghan！
shengpaxiayimiao，tajiuhuibeishoushidemandizhaoya！
sheiliao，danyoulebantian，jingdenglaile“banzhuchilaohu”depingjia！
zheiyixia，guanzhongmenchedizhaleguo！
“啥？？？”
“naoziliquanshiwenhao！”
“zheiqingjiezouxiang，zagenwomenxiangdewanquanbuyiyang？”
“喵喵喵？？？”
“tangting，banzhuchilaohu？”
“hahaha，xiaosiwole！”
“zheiguojianlongdage，zhishangshibushiyoudianbutaigou？”
“tangting：wozabuzhidaozijizheimeniu？”
“tangting：yuanlaiwocaishizuifanzhiwang？”
“笑到肚子疼！”
“太搞笑了！”
“zheijiushichuanshuozhongde‘wobiwozijihainiu’？”
“笑哭了！”
raner，jiuzaiguanzhongmenxiaodeqianyanghouheshi，xixindehuashengquefaxianleyigexinxiansuo！
“buguo，zheijumiandaoyebucuo！”
ciyanyichu，limagouqiqitaguanzhongdehaoqi。
danmuruchaoshuibanyonglai，zhuiwentazheihuaheyi？
“哦？”
“此话怎讲？”
“shajiao‘daoyebucuo’？”
“nibuhuishiqitajiabindetiefenba？”
“tangtingdefensishashihounengzhenzhengyangmeituqi？”
“qitajiabinyouzigegentangtingbi？”
“就是啊！”
“nizhidao118haoqiufanglidoushixieshenmerenma？”
“yishanglaijiushidiyunandu！”
“气得发抖！”
mianduiputiangaididedanmu，huashengyishidaozijidehuayinfalewuhui。
talianmangchengqing，jieshidao：
“dajiabiewuhuiwodeyisi！”
“shouxianshengming，wogengeweiyiyang，doushitangtingdetieganfensi！”
“woshuode‘daoyebucuo’，shizhizheijumianduitangtingdayoubiyi！”
“bijing，zheiwulideren，gegedoushidingjianhenren！”
“狠到没边！”
“ruguotamenfaxiantangtingzhishigekongyouyanzhideputongren，”
“kendinghuiduitaxiashou！”
“danxianzai，tamenzijinaobutangtinglaitoubuxiao！”
“yiweitazaibanzhuchilaohu，zheibudengyujiletangtingyidaohushenfu？”
cidanmuyichu，zhibojianshunjiananjingxialai！
danjinjiezhe，reduruhuoshanpenfabanbaofa！
“nimenshuo，shibushizheigedaoli？”
guanzhongmenyebushishazi，qichumeichajuezheidian。
jinghuashengjianduanjijudianbo，fenfenhuangrandawu！
chaneijian，zhibojiandanmurukuangchaobanxijuan，mimimamazhezhulezhenggehuamian！
zheixiedanmudouzaicuicutangtinghaohaobanyanwodi，weichiweizhuangzhedeshenfen！
“！！！”
“zheimeyishuo，tangtingzhenyoujihuinaxiabaiwanjiangjin？”
“wojidongdezhifadou！”
“喜大普奔！”
“tangting，qianwanbiebaoluzhenshishenfen！”
“jiubaochizheibanzhuchilaohudexingxiang！”
“zhiyaojianchiyigeyue，”
“baiwanjiangjinbujiuwenle？”
“daoshihou，chenggonglejiuquhuisuonenmo，shibailejiuxiahaiganhuo！”
“美滋滋！”
“zheikouyinshinalaide？”
“**，tai**le！”
“zheibubishenmefbijinggaogengxiang？”
“求链接！”
“woshizhishudaren，qiuzhongzi！”
“yiyanbuhejiukaiche？”
“fbishisha？houmianneiyingwenshayisi？”
“laoshirenjiazhuangshayemeitingdong！”
“tangting，zuiqiangweizhuangzhe！”
“zaijianyuliwanweizhuang！”
“这波操作可以！”
“weizhuangchenggong，neijiushibaiwanjiangjina！”
“qianwanbiebaolushenfen！”
“ruojishenfenyidingyaozanghao！”
……
kexi，tangtingkanbudaozheixiedanmu。
tingdaozhouyinlidehua，tayishijianlengzhule！
zheiyileng，zaizhouyinlikanlai，bushimorenchengren，jiushibeichaichuanhoumeixianghaotuoci！
zongzhi，banzhuchilaohuzheidian，banshangdingding！
“xiaoxiongdi，wojiaozhouyinli，jiaowozhoudagejiuxing！nilaojianade？fanleshashijinlaide？”
zhouyinlixingzihuore，jibianmengyuanruyu，rengbaochiyiguandereqing。
这一点，着实难得。
buguo，ruotazhidaotangtingzhishigelaitiyanshenghuodesurenjiabin，
gujihaishihuireqingsihuo，
danshiyoubajiuhuixiaozherangnizhouyisanwushuamatong，zhouersiliucadiban……
haitingrenxinghua，liuyitianxiuxi。
“e……woqishimeifanshashi，dengdeng！”
tangtinggangxiangjieshi，mengranyishidaoyigeguanjiandian——duifangzichengzhouyinli！
zheibuzhengshitayaozhaoderen？
chaneijian，tangtingdaqishierfenjingshen！
weifangtingcuo，yeweibimianyinqihuaiyi，
tameizhijiequerenmingzi，ershichenyinpianke，pangqiaocejiwendao：
“dage，maomeiwenyiju，nide‘yin’shinage‘yin’，‘li’youshinage‘li’？”
zheihuayichu，zhouyinliguoranmeitouweizhou。
jianzhuang，tangtingganjinbazijisuzaochengyigeaixierijideguairen：
“dage，shizheiyang，wozheirenbutaizhengjing，jiuaimeishixiexieriji！”
“wanyibadagemingzixiecuole，neiduoganga？”
cihuayichu，zhouyinlidunshishiran！
xierijitingqilaiqueshiyoudianguai，danjianyulisheihaimeidianguaipi？
jihumeigerendouyouzijidexiaoaihao！
zhouyinliyeyoudutepihao，suoyitingtangtingzheimeyishuo，tahaobuyouyudixinle！
zaituiyibu，mingzibeirenzhidaoyoumeishadabule。
yushi，zhouyinlibuzaihuaiyi，naixindiyoujieshiyibian：
“buzhoushandezhou，yintiandeyin，lideli。”
“周阴唳！”
“果然是他！”
唐霆心中一震！
suiji，tazaixinlipansuan，gairuhekaikou？
tasaoleyansizhou，qiyusirenyaomezaidishangshuijue，yaomexiamangqi，
haiyougedaiheikuangyanjingdenanzi，momodingzhechuangwai，yebuzhizaixiangshenme。
sirenzhishichujianshipieletayiyan，biangezishouhuimuguang，meizaiduoguanzhu。
jibianruci，tangtingyebubianzhijiekaikou。
haozaitalingjiyidong，jishangxinlai！
takanxiangzhouyinli，shitanwendao：
“dage，zheieryouzhibima？woxiangxianzaixiepianriji！”
tajuedingyongshumianxingshi，jiangxiangfachuandijizhouyinli！
“haha，nizheipihaobucuo！”
“buxierijijiuhunshennanshou？”
“genwobuyiyang，woyitianbugaodian**de，jiuhunshenbuzizai！”
huoxushitangtingdexingweichudonglezhouyinli，takuairenkuaiyu，jingbazijineibukegaorendepihaotuokouerchu！
chaneijian，zhenggeqiufangxianrusiji！
……
miqieguanzhuzhibodeguanzhongmen，tingdaozhouyinlizheihua，
yishunjian，jiuzhouguowushuchengshili，jingtanshengciqibifu！
“啥？？？”
“我听到了啥？”
“我拒绝接受！”
“wodeerduoyoudule！”
“dalaodeyinghanxingxiang，shunjianbengta！”
“长得那么凶狠，”
“jiusuanyouzheipihao，yegaishizhudongfangba！”
“嘶！”
“dalaoguoranshidalao！”
“xihuanzheizhongwanfa？？”
“我去！”
“大佬口味真重！”
“zheijiushichuanshuozhongdefeizaohuashou？”
“666！”
“buxiaoxintingdaolejiazhiyiwandemimi！”
“renzaizhibojian，tingdaoguojianlongdalaodemimi，zaban？”
“在线等，急！”
“wohuibuhuibeidalaomiekou？”
“吓得发抖！”
“ting，neishijuhuasuiliedeshengyin！”
“菊外人？”
“songtangtingyishou《juhuatai》！”
“juhuacan，mandishang，nidejindiyifanhong……！”
“我的天！”
“泛红也太行了！”
“哈哈哈哈！”
“保命狗头！”
cike，zhibojianguanzhongsanguanjinsui！
guojianlongdalaodepihao，jingranrucizhalie？
我无法接受！
……
youyuguanzhongmenzhanzaishangdishijiao，
yiwangzhibojianyuxianchangfenweizongshitianchadibie。
dancike，zhouyinlizipupihao，
guanzhongyuqiufangneideqiutu，jingzhidaoletongyangdexinxi！
zheixia，liangbiandefenweichuqidiyizhi！
tangtingshoudangqichong，zhenjingdewuyifujia！
他内心开始动摇，
zaisikaoyigezhiguanzhongyaodewenti——
坚持，还是放弃？
bushibaiwanjiangjinbugouyouren，ershizheibeihou，daolutaiguoquzhe！
nanshangjianandeqingjie，chediquantuiletangting！
qiyusigeqiutu，suiyuzhouyinlitongzhuxujiu，queyeshishoucidezhizheimimi。
他们再也无法淡定！
xiangxiangshenyeshushuishi，zhouyinlidaizheweisuoxiaorong，qiaoqiaoxiankaibeizi……
duinishijiabukemiaoshudebaoxing！
si，xisijikong，hanyidunsheng！
“**，laozhou，nizashizheizhongren？nihaishibushinanren！”
neigebanshuibanxingdeqiutu，cikechediqingxing！
tangtinggangjinlaishi，tayinkunyizhisaoleyiyan，bianjixushuihuilongjue。
danxianzai，zheibaozhaxingxiaoxirangkunyiyanxiaoyunsan！
alongfangfonaobudaoshenyezhouyinlixianbeizidehuamian，hedeyiduosuo！
taxiayishidijinlejinkuyaodai！
“**，woshuoneijitianshangcesuozenmelaobushun，haizongdaixue，nishibushiduiwoxiashoule？！”
alonghuixiangqianxietian，cesuolizongshibushun，jingchangranhong！
yiwangtakeshileilifengxing，congbuchaoguoyifenzhong！
baisibudeqijie，youyinneijitianfancaizongfangdabalajiao，taguijiuyushanghuo。
danxianzai，alongmingbaile！
tacikezhixiangchangyijugeci：
“zheishiduometongdelingwu……！”
taningyuanyongyuanmengzaiguli！
“**，woalongzonghengjianghuneimeduonian，meixiangdaojingzaizaibierenshouli，wobuganjingle！”
阿龙痛心疾首！
neilianggexiamangqideqiutu，afeihehuokujia，
suiweikaikou，danchenmowufenzhongweiluoyizi，
xianranbushibuzaiyi，ershizhenjingdaowuyan！
zhiyuzuihouyiren，daiheikuangyanjing、yizhiningwangchuangwaideshenwei，
却是最平静的一个！
tashizhongdingzhechuangwai，weicenghuitou！
danzheipingjingbingfeixinruzhishui，
ershitazaoyizhixiaocishi！
“keke！wochengrenwoyouzheipihao，dantiandiliangxin，nimendoushiqingbaide！womeipengguonimen！”
“along，niyebuzhaozhaojingzi，wodeduoxiangbukaicaihuiduinixiashou？！”
zhouyinliyishidaoshiyan，danhuayichukou，houhuiwuyong，zhinengrenzhenjieshi。
“fangxin，womeicidoushizijijiejue！”
“buxinwenawei，tajianguoyici！”
阿伟，就是沈伟。
tabujinshi118haoqiufanglixuelizuigaoderen，
haishijiuzhoumoushuangyiliugaoxiaodeboshi！
zhishangchaoqun，xingqingchenwen，
weirenshicheng，congbusahuang，shenshouxinren！
zheiyangderen，zenmekandoubuxiangzuidaejizhibei。
dangaoxuelibudaibiaoyiqie！
shenweiyinliyonggaozhishangtoudusharen，
shouduanhenla，zhijiebeiguanjin118haoqiufang！
“awei，nidebangwozhengminga！”
zhouyinlimanyanqidaidikanzheshenwei，bijingtashiweiyinengzhengmingqingbaideren。
gengzhongyaodeshi，shenweixinyujijia，congbusahuang。
zhiyaotakaikou，wuhuibiannenghuajie。
shenweinengyiputongrenzitai，rang118haoqiufangzhongrenduitaliyuyoujia，
人品是一方面，
gengzhongyaode，shiqitasirendanxinruorenuta，kongzaodushou！
“taqueshimeidongnimenrenheren。”
“ruozhendongle，nidechuxueliangzhishaode500haosheng！”
shenweiyijujingrenzhiyu，shunjiandianranlezhibojianderechao！
“500haosheng……？”
“zheikelepingwozaiyebuganzhishile！”
“呃……！”
“youxuedaoleyiduiqiqiguaiguaidezhishi！”
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