第三章 我的老公果然是送出去都没人要的东西

disanzhangwodelaogongguoranshisongchuqudoumeirenyaodedongxi

meixiangdaodangtianyelixiaobaojiufaleshao,jingranhaishangtuxiaxie。kanzhexiaobaohenghengjijidenanshouyang,woyegubudewanshanghetadechaojiahoudelengzhanle、mashangjiaoxingletayiqiqulejizhen,laogongmomojijide,danhaishibapopoyejiaoshangle,shuorenduoyougezhaoying。lushang,laogongkaizheche,woshizaishifangxinbuxiajiqinxiaodalegedianhua。

dianhuagangxiangjiujietongle,“qinxiao”,wodaizhekuqiangdeshengyingangchulai,huangzeyuanjiucongwoshouliduozouledianhua,anxialewaiyin。qinxiaojiqiedeshengyinxiangqi:“jiaojiao,nizenmele?”

huangzeyuandahua:“womendeerzifashaole。”

“biezhejijiaojiao”,qinxiaoyagenjiumeiyoujiezeyuandehua,“tiwentaigaodehuamashangjibaobaotuodiaoyifujiangwen,wozheijiuchumenguoqu。”suizhichuanlaiyizhenguanmensheng。

“yebuzhidaotamasiledehua,tanengbunengzheimezheji”。huangzeyuanlengbudingdelailezheimeyiju。

“niguofenlehuangzeyuan,renjiashierkeyisheng、xianzaiyeshidanxinnideerzi,nihaizhuazhezhiqianchenzhimalanguzideshiqingbufang,youyisima?”

“youmeiyouyisiwoshuolesuan,nidabanyedekuzhezhaonidechulianyouyisima?zadi,nilaogongmanzubulenile?”

“biefanwo,woxianzaimeiyouxinqinghenichao。”

“youxinqingjichulianku,meiyouxinqinghenilaogongshuohua?”

“huangzeyuannishibushiyoudabing,xianzaiwodanxinbaobaolaibuji,hainengxiangshenme?haohaokainideche。”

“shizhiwangzhewodedabingsilejitarangweini?”

wobuzaishuohua,shuobutong。

popozheishihouyouyoudelaileju:“xiaohaizinayoubushengbingde”。

“bushiwoshuoni,lujiao,renya,shenmeshihoudouyaozhidaobixian。”

woyagenmeilita,xinliyizhihaoqi,wohehuangzeyuanshidaxuetongxue,pingshitahaihao,zhiyaoshipengdaoqinxiao,tajiuhuizha,buguanwozenmequanshuodoubuxing。woguimilintiantianhewoshuoshiyinweitazijixinlirenweitabibuguoqinxiao,queshiqinxiaowaizaitiaojianhegongzuotiaojiandoubucuo,danwobijingyijingjiajihuangzeyuanleya。

gangdaoyiyuantinghaoche,wobaozhebaobaojiuxiangqianchong,zhenghaomenkouqinxiaodeshenyingyedaole。

“jiuzheimejima?huiqinglang?”

pa,yishengcuixiang,woshuailetayibazhang,laogongdezuolianshangxunsufushanglaiyicenghongyun。wodashenghouta:“buhuishuohuajiubizui。gaobuqingqingzhonghuanjima?”wozhiqianconglaimeiyouzaigongkaichanghexiaguotadelianzi,doushizuoxiaofudilaichentuotadeguanghuixingxiang。laogongbeiwodamengle,duosuodeshouzhitouzhizhewohaiyilianbukezhixin。popobuganle,laguotaerzidelianzuokanyoukan,yibianxinlengdezhichouqi,“lujiao,nizhenshizhangbenshile。lianwoerzidouganda,zheishimeiwan。”

“youwanmeiwanbushinishuolesuan,”qinxiaozouguolai。“ayi,huangzeyuan,nimenhaishixianguanzhuxiaobaoba。”

jingguoxizhidejiancha,qinxiaohewoshuo,dagailvshichiduole、jishile,piweishangdaole,suoyichuxianleshangtuxiaxiejiafashao,tajiaolewoxizhide**fangfa,rangwozheijitianbiezaiduoweile。

haizaizuojianchadeshihou,woxiangdaolepoposhuodebugouchidehua,gengzixidifankanqianjitiandejiankong,faxianlegengrangwozhenjingdeyimu。yuanlaipopobingbujibaobaochiwojichulaidemuru,neixiedoubeitadaodiaole,tatiantianjibaobaoweiniunaiherouzhou,rouyebingbushiyongfushijidasui,haishizuibajiaozhewei!

kandewoyouexinyouqi,wopadeyishengbashoujishipinshuaijihuangzeyuanmianqian。

“zenmele?haimeiyoudagou?”huangzeyuanxiezheyanjingkanzhewo。

“nijiwozixikankannimagandeshenmehaoshi?”

“shenmehaoshi?bujiushizuiduizuiweima?nixiaodeshihoumeiyouchiguozhangmuniangzuiduizuiweidefan?”

“nijiwozixikankan,tahaibawodenaidourengle,weinaifen。”woqideshengyindoubiandiaole,tazheishixianqiwodaoshenmechengdule?jingranjisunnvweiniunaidouburangtachiwodenaishui。zheirizihaiyoubiyaohaohaoguoma?

“tianxiufen,niweishenmerengwodemuru?”woyijingbuxiangrennaile,tahecengzhendebawodanghaoerxikandai?hecengzhenxinxueyixiakexueweiyang?

“niweishenmeyaojibaobaoweineimeduo?baobaobudaoqigeyue,niyidunwei280ml!haiyaoweirouzhou!zheimedadehaizichiduolebuxiaohuaa。”

“nihaiyaozuiduizuiwei!niqunianchachulaiweibingniwanglema?yijingranshangbingduhaibuhaohaozhiliao、xianzaishixiangchuanranjixiaobaohaisitama?”

“hailenisunnvxianzaimanyile?wogaosuni,yaoshixiaobaoyoushenmebuhao,woraobuleni”woqideshengleijuxia。

qinxiaoyezaipangbianshuo:“ayi,niweixiaobaoshentihaodexinyizuoxiaobeidekendingdouzhidao,zhishiniandaibuyiyangle,nindeduokankanzhengquedeyuerzhishige,xianzaidouyaotichangkexueweiyang,weideguopangletayihoudayundongfazhanyaozhihoude、haikenenghuizaochengzhangdahougengrongyidesangao。haiyoua,murushizuishihebaobaochideshiwu,zenmenengfangqimuruchiniunaini?”

“liugeyuezhihounaishuimeiyouyingyanglenidongbudong?wokannizheigeerkeyishengkaoshidouzuobileba?”popohaizaiqiangciduoli。

henkuaishenbianweishanglaiyiduiren,gegeduizhewopopozhizhidiandiande,bushaorenqieqiesiyu。

“zheipoponaozibuhaoba,wojiaerxifubuyuanyiweinaiwodoushiqiuzheweide,tahainengrengdiaomuruhuanniunai?”

“kebushi,niunaihainengyounaishuiyouyingyang?haizuiduizuiwei,rendoulaole、bingduduo,xiaohaiziduojiaogui...”

“nicaidesangao,wokanniyanguangtinggao,kanshangwoerxifujiuzhishuo,shashihouhewoerxifuchuanyitiaokuzide?zheimeshunzhetashuohua?buyaolian,wokanniyibiaorencaixinlidoushihuangsexiaozuowenba,meiyouyidededongxi。”popojingranzhangkoujiuma。

huangzeyuanjingranzaipangbianxiaole。

yitingdaoyouzheimejingbaodexiaoxi,neixiezhizepopodeshengyindoutingle,gegeyanshenqueyue,erduoshendehenzhang,henbudetiezaipopodezuishangtingle。

woshizaishimeiyouxiangdaopopojintianjingranzaiyiyuanfafeng,huluanpanyao。

wohenbuhaoyisixiangqinxiaodaoqian,“duibuqia,jinitianmafanle。”

“lujiao,apei,nikannixianzaishenmeyanshen,jiutierenjiananrenshenshangle?yitiankanbujianwaimiandenanrenjiushoubulele?”popohaizaidafangjueci,tazaizijizuocuoshiqingdeshihouyiguanhuizhuanyihuati、hujiaomanchan。

“bushibabushiba,zheiqinyishenghenhaoa,zenmehaidangshangxiaosanle?guaibudeyizhibujiehun。”

“buduibudui,zheinvdeshixiaosana,qinyishengduohaoa,nimeitingdongbiexiashuo。”

“yiwokan,doubushishenmehaodongxi,nikanneilaogongtoudingdoulvle,kendingyoushi”,weiguanderenqieqiesiyu。

“niguanbuguanle?”wokanxianghuangzeyuan。

taliangshouyitan,“woyoushenmebanfa?tashiwoma!”

“好!”

wolengxiaoyisheng,shangqujiuzhuatadelian,tadelianshangshunjianchulaibushaobaisedehenji、henkuaikaishishenxuele。kexia,shengwanhaizibazhiqiandezhangzhijiadoujianduanle,burankeyigengteng。

“yo,zheinvdeyoudianhua,zeze,qiaojitalaogongzhuade,xipinenroude,duoxintenga。”weiguanyouyigedamashuohuale。

“xintengnilingjialiqu!”wodahou。

neiayiliansebaohong,jijituiqu,yebujijiwaiwaile。pangbianderenkuaisusankai,doupalingdaowolaogong。yishunjian,womenshenbiankongchulaiyidapian。

wodelaogongguoranshisongchuqudoumeirenyaodedongxi。