第5章 冲上热搜

“yaowocanyan?”yulingqileguaile,“wonanbuchenghaishishenmemingren?wojidewojiudaxuedeshihouyanlegesonghengpaidebiyepian,wohesonghengjiehundoumeibanguo,sheizhidaosongtaitaiwoa?”

tayizhibeisongfurenmaxizi,chongqiliangyejiudulegehuaxieryi,lianyibuzhengjingzuopindoumeiyou,weiyiyibuhaishijisonghengdebiyepianyanlegenanzhuxinlisiqudebaiyueguangeryi。

tonggongjiulianggejingtou,zheiyeyourenpaolaizhaotapaidianying?

yulingyihuo:“shinagedaoyanyaopai?”

lihuanchenleyikouqi,“guoer,guodao。”

yulingmudengkoudai,chadianwenchuareyouok?

lihuantanqi,“woyebuxiangxin,keshizhendeshiguodao,zheibuxinannvzhuyijingdingxialaile,jiuchayigenverhaole,zhiqianhaoduorendouqushijingle,yizhimeiyoudingxialai,jintianturanjiuyourenzhaodaowole,shuoguodaorangniqushijing。”

yulingzhabazhabayan,“tingqilaineimexiangpianzini。”

lihuanyibazhangpaitageboshang,“pianshenmepianzi,zheidianwohaifenbianbuchulaima?wogennishuo,buguanduifangshizenmezhidaonide,zheigexiniyidingyaoqushi,bu,bixuqu!”

yulingrougebo:“weishenme?”

lihuanmilemiyan,“yinweiqinshuxuanyeyaoqushijing。”

所以呢?

蔚泠满脸问号?

“nishaya。”lihuanhentiebuchenggang,“tadoulaiqiangnilaogongle,nihaibubanhuiyicheng,qiangtashiyea!”

dengyulingzhandaoshijingdian,tacaijingjuetazhenshizhonglehuanhuanjiedexiele。

juranzhendepaolaiqiangshiye!

tadoubuxiangdalisonghengle,haidalishenmesonghengdebaiyueguang?

buguolaidoulaile,jiu……kankanba。

yulingkaozaichuangbian,zixikanzheshoulineiyizhangbobodejuben,sihaomeiyoufaxiantayijingbeirenqiaoqiaopailewushuzhangzhaopianle。

danfanlaizheiershijingde,nagebushihenbudebayanzhuziniantashenshang!

piaoliang,jianguopiaoliangde,meijianguozheimepiaoliangde!

yourentoutoubazhaopianfaqunli,xiangwenzheigexinrenshishei。

yishunjianjiubazhenggequndoujizhale!

——这是谁?

——wangmishu,woyaolimazhidaotadeziliao!

——wawawawawameinva!

——这是整的?

——nizhenggejiwokankan,zheiyidingshixianzixiafanle。

——qiuzuobiaoa,woyaoqukannvshen!

——nibushizaishijingma?zhangzheimepiaoliangdemeinvhaixuyaoshijing??

changnianqianshuiderendouzhachulaile,keshiduiyuyulingshishei,wanquandeyiwensanbuzhi。

benlaiwenbuchulaiyejiusuanle,denghuiershijingjiaomingzijiugaizhidaole,fazhaopianderenmeiyouzaikanqunxiaoxile,yagenjiubuzhidaoqunliderenzhijiebazheizhangzhaopianjifenxiangchuqule。

congpengyouquanbeirenzhuanfadaoweibo,gedatieba。

yishijian,yulingzheizhanglianxiutudoumeiyouxiudezhaopianjuranzhijiechongshangleresoudibawei——tianshizairenjian

yulinghaizaiyanjiushoushangdejuben,tayannanzhudeqingmeizhuma,guanhuanzhinv,nanzhuweileduoquanjiangtasongjiletongmeng,dengdaonanzhudengjizhihoudangzhetademianshaguangletongmengquanjia,liuxiatalikaile。

zheigerenwukanqilaihenjiandan,chuchangyemeiyoujimu,jiulianzhengjingtaicidoumeiyoujiju,kepianpiannannvzhudoudingxiale,zheimegepeijiaoquemeiyoudingxialai,weishenme?