第4章
唰！
bingfangneishunjianyipiansiji，kongqizaizheiyikedoufangfobeidongjieyiban......
“爸？！”
“nin，nin......”
zhengshaojiehaiyouxiemengbi，shuohuadouyouxiekeba。
neifeinanzhuzhiyizuibayezhangchengyigeozixing，dadedounengsaijinquyigequantou！
buguofanyingdaoyekuai，yanzhuyizhuanbianhuangrandao：“yuanlairuci，yuanlairucia！”
“zhengdong，kanlaiwozhiqiandeshoushuhenchenggong！jininkaideyaoqichengxiaole！ninzhiyaojixufuyongyinggaikeyi......”
“zhaozhuren，nideyisishiwobaqisihuisheng，doushinidegonglao？”zhengshaojielenglengdiwen。
“zheige......gonglaobugandang，zhishiwodefenneizhishibale。”
“yaoshuopingzheimegemaotouxiaozisuibianzhashangjizhen，jiunengqisihuisheng，pashinindoubuxinba？bijingzheiwanquanbufuhekexue。”
“啪！”
zhengshaojieyouyibazhanghenchouguoqu。
“去尼玛的科学！”
“啪！”
“youbabenshaodangshazi，dangxiazileshiba！”
“papapa......”
yitongkuangchou，neifeinanzhuzhiyizhijiebeidachenglefeizhulian，liangundaipadiyibianchaobingfangwaibentao，haiyibianyuandumadao：“xiaozi，zheibizhangwojixiale！”
“zheicisuanniyunqihao，pianshugao！wozhaomourenbahualiaozheier！jinhoudingsinile！”
“ni，nizuihaobiefanwoshoushang！fouzewodingjiaonilaofanchidaotu！laodizuodaochuan！”
“......”
“呸！”
“jibururenhaizuiying，shenmedongxi！”
zhengshaojiepenlekoutuomoyoumaleju，erzhuanguotouzaikanxiangyemingshi，yijingweitianren！
起死回生！
简直堪称神仙手段！
kanlaizijilaobagangcaizhenmeishuocuohua，yanqianzheiwei，zhenshiyizundashen！
danpingzheishenhuqishendeshouduan，jiuzugouzigechengweidalongguoneixietoubudalaomendezuoshangguibin！
xiangdaozheier，zhengshaojiejuedingtingzijilaobadehua。
kaishixiangzhejinhougairuhelaitianzheizundashen，shuoshenmeyeyaobazijixiaodidejiaosebanyandaowei！
“呼......”
zhengtianlunzhangtuyikouqi，manlianganjidikanzheyeming。
“daenbuyanxie，yeshao，jinhoudanfanninyouyongdezhezhengmoudedifang，zhiguanzhaohujiushi！”
shuozhe，zhengtianlunyouyaoqishenxingli，yemingqinganzhutadejianbang。
“xulijiumianle，bijingzheijinianlai，woyeqianlenibushaoqing。”
“yeshaoyanzhongle，dangchuninweijiuninairen，yizhibaoshoujiuyinhanduqinshizhiku，zheicirangninweiwoqiangxingyunqixingzhen，shuoqilaishiwonanweiqingcaidui。”
shuozhe，youturanxiangqishenme，lianmangdao：“wozhiqianyoujininairenanzhongtanxialeyigeshifudexiangmu，suimeiduoshaolirun，yejiuqianbabaiwan。”
“danquekeyipingciheshifuderendashangxian，youzhuyutishengninairengongsidezhimingduyijiyingxiangli，ninkan......”
“不必了。”
yemingshenseyileng，yaotoudao：“jiuzaigangcai，tashuaijiwoyifenlihunxieyi，womenshuangfangdouqianlezi。”
“jinhou，nimeibiyaozaiweiqingqiujituanlaoshenfeilile。”
zhengtianlun，zhengshaojiefuziliangduishiyiyan，jiemanlianjinge。
离婚？！
zheinvren，shiyouduobukaiyan？
youzheiyangyizundashenjidelaogong，bubianzhehuayangdiqupengchoujiao，taoqihuanxinyejiusuanle，juranhaigantilihun？
蠢！
且胆大包天！
erjiuzaifuziliangxiangyaotiyemingmingbuping，zaiwenyiwenyaobuyaojineigebushihaodaidenvrenyidianyanseqiaoqiaoshi。
“郑少。”
yizhenjiaodididehuhuanshengcongmenkouchuchuanlai，yemingjianmeiyitiao。
zheitouzhedandansaoweierdeshengyin，zenmeyoudianershu？
huitouyiqiao，jiujianyigezhuangrongjingzhidenvhaierzhanzaimenkou。
bushibieren，zhengshitadeqianxiaoyizi，shenqingxue。
yeming，shenqingxueerrensimuxiangdui，houzheliansedunshiyihei。
tagangcaitingzijinanpengyouzhengshaojieshuotadefuqinbingzhongzhuyuan，bianzaijingxindabanyifanhoulikeganguolaixianglaixianyixianyinqin。
jizijiweilaigonggongliuxiagehaoyinxiang，yeshiweizijixiangwangdehaomenkuotaishenghuopulu。
kemeichengxianggangyijinbingfang，diyiyankandaodejingyoushiyemingzheigesangmenxing！
“哼，真是晦气！”
“xingyede，nizheifeiwuzenmehuizaizheier？”
“shimeiqianhuozhele，zhunbeilaiyingpinhugong？”
唰！
bingfangneideqifenshunjianninggudaolejidian，zhengtianlun，zhengshaojiefuziliangquandouyilianguguaididingzheshenqingxue。
废物？
护工？
今儿是怎么了？
pengjiandezenmequandoushidandabaotiandenaocannv？
shenqingxuejianfuzilianglianseyouxiebudui，xiaoxinwendao：“qinaide，nizheiliansezenmele？shiwo......shuocuoshenmehuale？”
tingdaoshenqingxueduizijierzidechenghu，zhengtianlunlianyiban。
“这是你女朋友？”
zhengshaojietoupiyima，ganmangbaishoudao：“bubu，banibietingtaxiashuo，zheijiushiwozhiqianzaijiubalirenshideyige**，suibianwanwanneizhongde。”
“什么？”
shenqingxueyiji：“zhengshao，nizhiqiankebushizheimegenwoshuode，ni......”
“住口！”
zhengshaojielengheyisheng，zaikanleyanyipangmanlianbushuangdeyeming，xinxialikemingle。
xiaodibiaoxiandeshike，daole！