十分钟后。
yiqun**bonongzhekongdangdangdeguantou，miaomiaojiaozhe，sihuhaibumanzu。
xiaonanhaidemamakandaozhangdanhouzhijierensha。
“怎么这么多？”
“xiaopengyouxuanlewomendianzuihaodeguantou。”
“xiaohaizidoubudong，niyebuwenwen，zheimeguidedongxi……”
“neige，woganggangyouwende。”
“你问了吗？”
“wenle，jie，nishuodekai，wojiukaile。”
“……”
mamalianyouxiehong，yazheyumenjileqian。
xiaonanhaihaibukenzou，dudunangnangdishuo：“xiaozhuzhuhaimeichibao。”
heaidemamameiyoushuohua，momodilazhexiaonanhaichuqu，zhuanruyinandejiaoluoli，buchupiankezhongxinchulai，xiaoyingyingdiwenleyisheng：“xiaozhuzhuchibaolema？”
xiaonanhaidingzhegexiongmaoyan，baozheetoudebao，kujijidishuo：“chibaole。”
“henhao，mamawenni，mamawenroubu？”
“温柔。”
“妈妈好看吗？”
“好看。”
“mamahaokanhaishimaomaohaokan？”
“猫猫好看。”
“zou，womenqushangcesuo。”
“mama，wobuxiangniaoniao。”
“不，你想尿尿。”
……
早上九点。
shouyinxitongliduolexiao800kuai。
guqingchenghuanxidihengqilexiaoqu。
yishoubaozhelaohei，yishoubaozheerbing。
hengchangzhe：“wozuoshounaqini，youshoufangxiani，hezhangshiniquanbubeishouhuixinjian~~~~~~~kekeke！yizhuxiang，a~~~aa！！！！nishiwo~~~~a~~~kekekekeke！”
laoheikanzheguqingchengzhandoudexuebaibojing，shuangzhuawuzheerduo，henxiangshangquyaoyikou，haizhenjiushibierenchanggeyaoqian，tachanggeyaoming。
renzhangdedaoshimeimeida，jiudanggeyabahaola。
zaikanerbing，tuziyijingbeishengbogongjizhenyunle。
guqingchengshouliangehou，hurantingdaowaimianyouhaiziku，haoxiangzaihan：“baba，wohaoxiangni。”
zaiguqingchengbuchajuedeshihou。
neizhilihuamaoyijingzhanzaileyiqunbuoumaodeqianfang，suoyoubuoumaodoulieduizhanhao，biaoqingyansudexiangshijieshouxundaodeshibing。
erbingtongxuetuozheyishenpibeibingyanyandizoudaolaoheigenqian。
“heilaoda，wo，wobiaoxianhaihaoba？”
“henbucuo！”laoheiyongtameiyoulejianruidemaozhuamolemoerbingdetutou，duierbingtongxuedebiaoyanjiyulegaodukending，“gewei，wanoumaokayijingxianruleshengsicunwangzhiweixianshike，weilewanjiumaoka，weilebaozhusuoyoumaodejia！tongkukunnandoushizanshide，geweiyaoxiangerbingtongxuexuexi，nachubupakubupaleibuyaomingdeqishihejuexin，weimaokadekpigongxianzijidemeiyifenliliang！
suoweiyangmaoyishi，yongmaoyishi，cishibupin，gengdaiheshi？kubuku，kankanhongjunliangwanwu，leibulei，xiangxianggeminglaoqianbei！nachugezideganjingerhedouzhichulai，bufangguorenheyigeqianzaikehu，bucuoguorenheyicichuangzaoxiaofeidejihui，kerenmaidandeyaoduochimengchi，chibuxialehaiyaochi！mamachuqiandeyaoshaochihuozhebuchi，lejinkuyaodai，baocunshili，yizhiduiwai！geweishaonanshaonvmen，youmeiyouxinxin？”
“喵~”
“dadiansheng，youmeiyouxinxin？！”
“miao！miao！miao！！！”
“你叫什么名字？”
“heilaoda，nujiaruoruo。”
“shouqinidefengshao，qugouyinwaimiandexiaopengyou。zijidinggekpi，jintianduoshaoyingyee？”
“100？”
laoheiyanjingyideng，yizhimaozhuazhuazhijietiezaileruoruoniudelianpanzishang：“100？nidafayaofandea？”
“neineinei200？bububu，300？400！400xingbuxing？”
“duizijiyoudianerxinxin，yinidezisehechunyudesangyin，wojuedeyitianwanshang800yejibuchengwenti！”
“a？laoda，wolaimaokasannianle，zheisannianjiaqilaidoumeiyou800deyejia。”
“neinizheisannianchiganfanni？xianzaikaishi，meitianwancheng800yeji，wanbuchengbuzhunshuijue！”
xiaoniuruoruozhenggemaodoubuhaole，pazaidishangmeilejingshen。
“下一位！”
yigejingshentouhenzudexiaomaolaile：“heilaoda，wojizijidinggemubiao，meitianwancheng2000yeji！”
shuowan，aojiaoditingzhexiaoxiongfu，dengdailaodadebaojiang。
jieguo，laoheiyibazhangbatapaizaidishang，shuangshousuohou，shuangtuixushi，dengdengdengjijiangfadong。
“laoda，laoda，tuixialiuqinga，woyixinweilemaoka，weilefengxianziji，ranshaoqingchun，zhishixiangduozhengdianqianyebuxingma？”
“nigezheiergaodayuejina？maoyouduodadan，diyouduodachan？nishaozailaozimianqianchuixu，xiangdianerfuheshijide，wodengdengdengdengdengdengdengdeng……”
“aiyoaiyo，yaozi，ge，biedengwoyaozi。”
“nigesitaijian，yougepiyaozi，wodengdengdeng！”
……
guqingchengyihuiermeizhuyishouji，faxianzijidedouyinxiaoxitishi99+，xinliyizhendigu，daodiyoushashier？
打开一看。
yuanlaishizuowanshangluzhidelaoheidengtuishipinbaole。
douyinpingtaishangyoulaoheifaqidedengtuisudutiaozhansaiyoushuyiwanjidechanshiguanbaomingcanjia，fenfenluzhilemaomaodengtuideshipin。
jingguowushuchanshiguandeshishipinyanzheng，quedinglaoheijiushiquanshijiedengtuizuikuaidemao。
wushuwangyouliuyanxunwenguqingchengshiruhexunlianmaomidengtuide。
haiyourenhuaiyishipinjingguolejiasu，zhengchangdemaomibukenengyourucikuaidetuisu。
yifangchihuaiyitaidu，yifangduihuaiyizhejinxinggongji，shuangfangjiangchibuxia。
liuyanzhizhonghaiyouhenduorenqingguqingchengkaizhibozizheng。
shenzhihaiyourenqulianxilejinisishijiejiluguanfang，yaojilaoheishenbaoshijiezhizui。
留言太多了！
erqiezheigewanoumaokadedouyinhaoyiyezhijianzhangfen16w，bingqiefensihaizaifeisutishengzhong。
“这是什么情况？”
guqingchengdoubuganxiangxinzijideyanjing，jidongdewuzhulezui。
tajingyinglejiniandedouyinhaocaiganggangchaoguo1wfen，yigewanshang，yinweiyitiaolihuamaodedengtuishipin，fensifanleshijibei？
“tianlelu！nandaowozhendeyaofanpanlema？”
xianzaishifensijingjideshidai，fensishangzhangduiguqingchengduimaokadoutaizhongyaole。
tayizhizaimosuozimeitiyunying，yiwanoumaokaweizhuti，keyixiyinkeliuliang，hainenghuodexianshangdashang，pingtaifuchi，guanjianhainengjiedaoguanggao，nengjinxingzhibodaihuo。
bianxianqudaohenduo，guqingchengyezhunbeixuexilehenjiu。
kexiyizhimeiyoufensijichu。
meiyoufensi，yiqiedoushibaida。
youlefensi，zhuyenengqifei！
ranhouguqingchengjiucongwanqianliuyanzhongzhaodaolejigelanzuandejigourenzheng。
tamenxiangguqingchengfachuyaoqing，xiwangtazhibodaihuo，shishikannengbunengbazijiachanpinmaichuqu。
huran，guqingchengzaizijidemaokalifeileqilai。
laoheihaiyiweizheihuoyangdianfengfanle，ganjinquduo，jieguoyigefeipuzhijiebeiguqingchengdanshoujieting。
laoheishendangshashen，fodangshafo，dabianchongwuquanwudishou，quepianpianbeizheigefengziyiyangdenvrennaniele。
“fangkaiwoao，chounvren！bieyiweilaozigennihenshuao！”
“wozuoshounaqini，youshoufangxiani……”
“nvxia，youhuahaoshuo，zannengbunengxianbizuiamiao~~~~~~~~”