第一章 失败的搭讪

“qinaidelvkepengyoumen,zhonghaizhandaole,qingdaozhandelvkezhunbeihaozijidesuishenwupinxiache!di1010haodongchezuzhuninlvtuyukuai。”

suizheqingcuidetishisheng,rshikaiwangzhonghaideliechedaozhan,chexiangmendakai,renliuyigunaoyongcuzhezoulechulai。

renqunzhong,yezifengyishenfahuangdebaiseyundongzhuang,beizheyigelaojiudedanjianbaohuanhuanzouchu。

taitouwangleyiyanzhonghaidetiankong,yezifengdezuijiaolveguoyisiguaiyidexiao,mingliangdeyanmoushunjianyinzhi:“zhonghai,sannianle,shigesannian,wonielongyouhuilaile。”

zhishiqingqingningyeyisheng,yezifengshunzheyongdongderenliu,huanhuanchaozhechuzhankoufangxiangzouqu。

zhonghaizheizuojiangnanshengzuifushudechengshiyezifengbingfeidiyicilaile,congtadeyanshenzhongkeyikanchu,zheizuofanhuadechengshijitadailaideshiwujindehuiyi,yijileileishangtong。

jinwoquantou,qiangyaxinzhongdekuangbao,yezifengshunzherenqunshanglechuzhandefushoudianti。

“sannianbujian,meixiangdaozheizhonghaiyefashenglefantianfudidebianhua,zhengeshiwushirenfeishishixiu,yuyuleixianliua!”zhanzaifushoudiantishang,piezhewanglaidekeliu,yezifengkuxiaoqingyu。

buguojiuzaiyezifengchangranzhiji,tademouziqueyidong,zuijiaolveweishangqiao,yanshendinggezaiqianfangbuyuanchu。

“zeze,buguozheizhonghaidemeinvhaishiyirujiwangdeduoya!”

zhijiandiantishangheyezifenggezheyixingzhanzhedeshiyimingshaonv。

shaonvzhangfapijian,shenziena,duanqunzhixia,yishuangzhibaizhangtuigewaiyouren。shaonvbeihoushuangjianbeibao,shouzhonglinzhefensedeshoutixiang,erduolidaizhelanyaerji,yishanyishanhenshikeai。guangkanzheigebeiying,qimajiushifenxiangshang。

buguohenkuaiyezifengyouzichaoyisheng:“zheibeiyingdaoshiena,xiwangdaihuibieyihuitou,hetuibaiwanxiongshicaihao!”

jiuzaiyezifengziyanziyudaqudeshihou,neimomeilidebeiyingshenhou,yizhishouhuranshenchu,zhijianruilidaopianmengranhuaguo,sudufeichangkuai,qiekaimeinvbeihoudeshuangjianbao,yigeqingtingdianshui,yizhifenhongdepijialikedaoshou。

“gan,meinvdeqianbaoyetou,haiyoumeiyouyidiansuzhile!”

yezifengyibiandichendemadao,yibianhuosuchushou,shouzhangyoulidedazaileqianmianneiweilaoxiongdejianbangshang。

那人一惊,忙回头。

yezifenglengxiao:“gemen,chezhanhunkoufanchidajiadounenglijie,buguoduiyigenvhaizixiashouhaoxiangyoudianguole。badongxifanghuiqu,wojiudangmeikanjian!”

neirenxionghendedengleyezifengyiyan:“kao,xiaozi,nihunnalide,biemeishizhaoshi,xiaoxinlaozifeileni!”

liangrenjiaotanshengyindichen,bingmeiyinqizhouzaodezhuyi。

duiyuzheibiaoqingzhengningdesanzhishou,yezifengyebudanghuishi,zhishiyanjiaodaixiao,zhuazhutajianbangdeshouzhangweiweiyongli。neirenlianshangdunshiluchuchitongdebiaoqing。

“tengtengteng!”neirenjiaozhefanshouhuiwudaopian,chaoyezifengdegebohuaguoqu。

yezifengzelengxiao,shouzhizaineirenshouwanshangqingdian,neisanzhishoulikeganjueshouwanyima,daopiandingdangluozailediantishang。zhuanshou,yezifengzhuazhuneirenshouwan,yongliyiniu。

“zenyang,haiyaozaishishima?wobaozhengjiexialainidebiaoqinghuigengjingcai。”yezifengyijiuweixiao。

“made,chouxiaozi,suannihen!”neirendibuguoyezifeng“tiezhua”deliliang,yihuishoujiangshouzhongfenseqianbaoyidiu,ranhouzhuanshenzuanrurenqun,xiaoshidewuyingwuzong。

yezifengyibianhuimoukanzhetaozoudesanzhishou,yibianshenshouruowuqishidejieguoqianbao。

cikefushoudiantiyeyijingdaoledimianshang,diantishangderenqunsisanerkai,gebendongxi。

yezifengzeqingxiaozhezoudaonvhaishenhou,gangxiangpaipainvhaidejianbang,laigeshuaiqidedashan。meixiangdaonvhaiquexianzhuanshenguolai,zheidaoshiheleyezifengyitiao。

nvhaiqingdianleyixiaerbianlanyaerji,shuangmoushangxiadaliangzheyezifeng,liansebingleng。

eryezifengyeshiruoyouruowudedaliangzhezheigenvhai。zhijiannvhaimeiruyangliu,mourumanxing,kanshangqudagaiershichutoudeniansui,quezheshijiaoyigehaokan。

tuozhenvhaidefenseqianbao,yezifengxinzhongqiexi,kaikoudao:“meinv,nideqianbao……”

buguonvhaijuemeideliandanshangquebingweiluchuyezifengliaoxiangdangzhongdejingxiheganji,eryijiushiyipianhanshuang。

“shenchushoulai!”nvhaifennudeshuodao。

yezifengyileng,xindao:shenshou?zheishiyaoganma,nandaoshizheigemeinvzhudongwenwoyaohaomama?zheiyetaizhijieleyidianba。ai,kanlaiduonianbujianzheizhonghaidemeinvhaishiyirujiwangdereqingbenfanga!

xianrulezijidesiweiguaiqu,yezifengnaotouguzuo“buhaoyisi”dexiaodao:“meinv,buyongganxiewo,wozhibuguoshishunshoubanggemangeryi!”

nvhailiumeihengchen,zaiciduizheyezifengnuchidao:“bashoushenchulai!”

yezifengyizhenqiguai,buguojiranmeinvyaoqiule,zijiziranzhaozuo。

buguojiuzaiyezifengshenshoudechanei,nvhaicongbeihoutaochuleyifushoukao,kaca,kacajiangyezifengjikaoleqilai。

yezifengdahai:“meinv,nizheishizuoshenme?”

nvhailengxiao,congshenshangtaochuyifangzhengjianlaitiezaiyezifenglianshang:“woshijingcha,dingzhenimenzheibangjiaohuadebashoutuanhuoyijinghenjiule,jintianrenzangbinghuo,nihaiyoushenmehaoshuode,genwoqujingjuzouyitangba!”

yezifengyileng,xinzhongneigewuyua,haoburongyifayangyihuileifengjingshen,meixiangdaohaidiaojinkenglile,zheixiahaole,yibaizhangzuiyeshuobuqingle。

“zheige,neige,meinvjingguan,nitingwojieshi,wobushibashou,woganggangshizhualeyigebashou,nidebaowoshicongtadeshoulimianqianglaizhunbeihaijinide。”yezifengjilijieshi。

nvhaiquelengxiaodao:“e,shima?heng,nizheiyangdeshuociwoyitiannengtingdaosanshihui。bieyiweinizheidianxiaojiliangnenggoutaoguowodefayan。”

xianranzheiweimeinvjingguanyijingrendingleyezifengjiushibashou。

biekanzheiweimeinvjingguanzhangdeshimaomeiruhua,danpiqikebuxiao。gaogenxieyijiaochuaizaileyezifengde**shang,ranhoutuizheyezifengxiangqian。

“001,001,woshitangxin,woshitangxin,shuoshuyiluowang,shuoshuyiluowang,qingzhishi!”

yibianyazheyezifeng,zheiweipiaoliangdenvjingguantangxinyibianyongzijidelanyaerjihanhua。

yezifengxinzhongzheigeyuana,zijitangtangyigedalaojitegong,juranbeirendangchengshuoshujizhualeqilai。

cishicike,yezifengzhixiangyangtianzhangxiaoyiju:wozhishixiangdageshaneryia!nandaozheiyeyoucuo!