第二章 你就是个骗子

zhonghaijingjushenxunshi,zuozaiyezifengduimiandetangxinhuanhuileyishenjingfu,kanqilaiyingzisashuang。

yanmoulaihuisaoshizhezheiweimeinvjingguan,yezifengkuzheyizhanglianjuranluchuleyimoqiguaidexiao。

tangxinehenhendedingzheyezifeng:“nixiaoshenmexiao?”

“meishenme,wozhishijuedetangjingguannichuanshangyishenjinggengjiahaokan。”yibianshuo,yezifengdemuguangsuiyidezaitangxindexiongkousaoleyixia,ranhouzamozuijiaohuaihuaidao:“jiushixiaoleyidian!”

pengdeyisheng,baonudetangxinpaianerqi,chongzheyezifengdao:“sheixiaole,nige**,nishuosheixiaole?”

mianduitangxindebaonu,yezifengbudongshengse,xiaodao:“tangjingguan,biewuhui,biewuhui。woshishuonichuanzhejingfudeyangzikanqilainianqinghenduo,nibuyaoxiangwaile!”

tangxindunshiqideshiqiqiaoshengyan,dengdaleyanjing,henbudeyikoutunleduimianzheigewulai。

qidehunshenfadou,tangxinyi**zuozaiyizishang,lengshengwendao:“xingming?”

“叶子枫!”

“性别?”

“zheige,neige,nikanzhebanhaole!”yezifengyiliandiaoerlangdangdewangxiangtangxin。

tangxinhenhendehengleyisheng,zaibiluxingbieyilandangzhongfeisudetianxieleyigenan。

“zhiye?”tangxindizhetoujixuwendao。

yezifengzeshiguimeideyixiao:“zongcai!”yibianshuozheyezifenghaiyilianzideqiledebiaoqing。

tangxinmengdetaitou,liumeizhouzhe,yilianbuxin:“wozaiwennicongshishenmezhiye?”

“e,wohuidademeicuoa,wodezhiyeshizongcaia,woshitianshijijindezongcai!”

cikedetangxinzhuakuangdehenbudebaduimianneigejiahuosisuilerengjinlajiloulimian。

tianshijijinshigeshenmecunzaizhenggedongfangkongpameirenbuzhidaode。tianshijijinsuiranzaijijinxingdanglimianchuxianjiaowan,danzheigekongbudegongsizhiyonglesanniandeshijianjiuwanchengletuolasizhuanbian。chengweinenggouhandongdongfangnaizhishijiedeqiangdajinrongliliang。

erduimianzheigediaoerlangdangdejiahuojuranshengchengzijishitianshijijindezongcai,zheijianzhishitiandixiazuidadexiaohua,meiyouzhiyi。

zaicitaitou,henhendengleyezifengyiyan,tangxindao:“shaofangpi,shuo,nihechezhanbashoujituandaodishenmeguanxi,nizailimiancongshishenmegongzuo?haiyouduoshaotonghuo?”

yezifengyilianyuanwang:“dajie,wodougennishuoleduoshaobianle,wozhishigedajiangyoude,wogenbashoujituanmeiguanxi。nizenmejiubuxiangxinni?”

“meiguanxi?nizenmezhengminga?”

“dajie,wozhenhuaiyinizheigejingchashibushizouhoumenjinlaide。”yezifengbukeqi,yilianqingmiedao。

tangxinlianseshunjianyibian,zaicipaianerqi,haoxiangyeshouyiyangdingzheyezifeng:“nishuoshenme,nizaishuoyibian,nishuosheishizouhoumenjinlaide?”

“dajie,niyaobushizouhoumenjinlaidezenmehuiwenzheizhongruozhidewenti。”

“zenmezhengmingwobushibashoujituandetonghuo,zheihaiyongzhengmingma?nijianguonageqianfuzaihuochezhandebashoushidaizhedabaoxiaobaodexinglide。erqiewocongrshilaizhonghaidechepiaobushijinikanlema?nandaowoweiletounideqianbaoxianqurshi,zaizuohuochehuilaima?zheitiandixiameiyouzheimebendezeiba?”

“这……”

duiyuyezifengdefanwen,tangxinshiwuyanyidui,bijingyezifengshuodedoushichangshi。

erqiezuoweiyimingdaruchezhanneibudebianyi,tangxinbeihoudeshuangjianbaoyeshidaizheshexiangtoude,baqiedequanguochengshexiangtoudoupaideqingqingchuchu。

henmingxiantangxinshizhidaozijizhuacuorenle,buguotabingbuhuidangzheyezifengdemianchengrenzheiyidian。youqishiduimianneige**juranshuozijishizouhoumenjinlaide,zheirangtangxinshifennaohuo。

“heng,suirannishuodeshiyouneimediandaoli。danshixianzaidebashoujituandouhenjiaohua,sheizhidaotamenhuibuhuifanqidaoerxingzhi,gubuyizhenmihuowomendeshixianni,suoyinidexianyiyijiuhenda!”

yezifengwaizhenaodaidao:“dajie,neishinimendegongzuo。zhenpoanqing,haiyuanzheqingbai,jiangzuifanshengzhiyifa,neibushinimenjingchagaizuodeshiqingma?zaishuole,dongfangfalv,yizuicongwu,woxiangtangjingguannibuhuibuqingchuba!”

yezifengdeyifanhuazaicijiangtangxinqidebansi。

tangxinnuhuoxiongxiongdao:“heng,bieyiweiniqiangyanguibianwojiunanimeibanfa。liuxianideshoujihezhuzhi,fangbianwomenlianxi。haiyou,zainidexianyimeiyouxiqingzhiqian,nibudelikaizhonghai。yaoburanwomenlikefabujibuling,quanguotongjini!”

“kao,buyongzheimehenba?”yezifengguzuojinghedemoyang。

ertangxinquebuguyezifengdekangyi,henhenbaileyezifengyiyan,neibiaoqingjiushiyifuwojiuzheimehendeyangzi,ninengnawozenmeyang?

wunaideyezifengtanshoudao:“wozaizhonghaimeiyouzhufang,zhiyouyigeyuanfangbiaoge,liuwobiaogededizhixingma?”

“可以!”

“zhonghaishilongtengwanhuayuan,fzuo,201……”

tangxinyibianjizhe,turanganjuezheigedizhihenshishuxi,mengdetangxintaitou,guaiyidewangzheyezifeng:“dengdeng,nibiaogejiaoshenmemingzi?”

“wobiaoge,haoxiangjiaoouyangzhenyuan!”

tangxindunshilengxiaoleqilai:“ouyangzhenyuan?hehe,woxianzaiwanquanxiangxinnibushibashoule……”

yezifengyileng,tadaomeixiangdaotangxintaiduhuibianhuazheimekuai:“dajie,wozaoshuoguowobushibashou,nifeibuxin,woyemeibanfaa?”

“queshi,niqueshibushibashou,yinweinijiushigepianzi!ganggangshuozijishitianshijijinzongcai,xianzaiyoushuoouyangzhenyuanshinibiaoge,hengheng,juwosuozhi,ouyangzhenyuangenbenjiumeiyoubiaodi,nidangwomenjingchadoushisansuihaizima?”

“e,dajie,woshuodedoushizhenhua,nizenmejiubuxinni?niyaohaibuxin,keyiquqiuzhenga?”

tangxinfangxiashouzhongdebi,xiaodao:“nifangxin,wohuizheimezuode!”

shuozhetangxinliketaochulezijideshouji,botongleyigehaoma:“wei,ouyangshushuma,shiwo,woshitangxin……”

zheitongdianhuachixudeshijianbingbuzhang,buguoduanduanliangfenzhong。

henkuaitangxinjiuhuiguotoulai,yiliandeshengdexiaorongwangzheyezifeng:“zenmeyang,meihuashuoleba。”

“zhuanga,nizaizhuanga,nijiusuanzhuangdezaihaoyetaobuguowodehuoyanjinjing。woyijingjinibiaogedadianhuale,nibiaogemashangjiulai,wokandaoshihounizheigepianzihaiyoushenmehaoshuode!”

yezifengyizhenwunai,meixiangdaomianqianzheigemeinvjingguanjuranrenshiouyangzhenyuan。

buguohenkuaiyezifengjiushiranle,didigugudao:“yehaoyehao,rangneilaoxiaoziqinzilaijiewo,haishenglewojishikuaidedacheqian!”