《chabuduoxiansheng》shiyishoujinquge，jiangshudeshiyigeliulangjietoudeqingnianzaijietoulaosaohebaoyuan。
zheishouge，yinqilelulidegongming，changchulelulixinzhongwuxiandefennu。
我没有钱，
我长得不帅，
我没有才华。
danwoyouyikezhenxinduinidexin。
然而，
zheikezhenxin，jingranyebeinisiyijianta。
那么，就这样吧。
woluli，buhuizaiqushenaiyigeren，wolulizhiaiziji！
轰！
luliwojinquantou，wojinmaikefeng。
tameiyouzhuyidao，zijizaiyanchangzheishougeshi，zijibozizaoyiqingjinbaoqi。
“chabuduoxiansheng，wodechabuduoshitiansheng”
“daibiaowohentianzhen，yedaibiaowoshige**”
“zheichabuduoderensheng，zongzaijianfengchazhen”
sihushibeilulideqingxuganran，quanchangdenannannvnv，nianqingrendougenzhechangleqilai。
zheiyeshi《chabuduoxiansheng》zheishougedeshenqizhichu，zhixutingshangyibian，jiunengxuehui，ranhougenzhechangqilai。
“差不多先生！”
“差不多先生！”
zheishouge，lulilianzhechangleliangbian，zhidaozijidehoulongsiya，lulicaitinglexialai。
kanzhetaixiaguanzhongjiliedehuanhusheng，nuhousheng，lulizuijiaoluchuyisixiaorong。
taqingxiaodao，“zhuchiren，sheicaishiguanjun。”
zhuchirenhaichenjinzaixianqiandegeshengzhong，tingdaolulizheimewen，talianmanghuiguoshenlai。
“shuaige，buzhidaonidemingzishi？”
“我叫陆离。”
xiayike，taixiaxiangqiyizhenzhenhuanhusheng，
“陆离！”
“陆离！！”
zhuchirendaxiaoyisheng，“henxianran，dajiagengxihuannideyinle，woxuanbu，zheichangbisai，guanjunshiluli！”
吼！
吼吼吼！
lulichenjinzaiguanzhongkuangredehuanhushengzhong，zheiyike，lulijuede，dangmingxingyetinghao。
“我不服！”
jiuzaizheishi，yipangdezhongyangturanchonglechulai，tazhizhelulidebizi，damadao。
“tagenbenbuhuichangge！zheishougebushitade！”
luliyanzhongshanguoyisiwanwei，
“suoyinideyisishi？”
zhongyangduizhetaixiazhongrenshuodao，“zheishou《chabuduoxiansheng》shiwoxiede，tatouwoxiedege。”
wuyanyegenzhehandao，“meicuo！yiqianwogentazaiyiqideshihou，zhongyangjiuzaiwomenmianqianchangguozheishouge。”
“zheishougeshizhongyangde，lulishiyigepianzi。”
xianqianrenaodechangmiandunshichenjixialai，
“zhei...zheishenmeqingkuanga，nandaozheishou《chabuduoxiansheng》shizhongyangxiede？”
“wozhichiluli，woxihuantayanchangshideganjue，zheishougejueduishilulide。”
“woshimodoudaxuedexuesheng，zhongyangxuezhangshiwomenxuexiaodemingren，tashiwomenxuexiaochanliansanniandeshijiageshoudiyiming。”
“meicuo，xiangbijiaomingbujingchuandeluli，wogengyuanyixiangxinzhongyangxuezhangdehua。”
yishijian，dajiakanlulideyanshenyefashenglexiexubianhua。
鄙视，嘲讽，复杂。
zongzhi，zaidajiayanli，lulidekexindudadajiangdi。
陆离用意念问系统，
“xitong，weishenmezheishougeshiwoxie，shiwochangde，kedajiaqueyijiubuxinni？”
系统淡淡的说道，
“zheishitamendesiweidingshi，tamenhennanxiangxin，yigeputongxiao**sihuixiechuzheizhonggequ。”
“xiao**si？nizheihuakezhenbukeqi。”lulihehedao。
“suoyi，wogaiyongshenmezhengmingziji？”
xitongfachuyishengqingxiaosheng，“zhenzhengyoucaihuaderen，shijuebuhuizhiyouyishougede。”
tingdaozheiyijuhua，lulidezuijiaoweiweishangyang，danxiaodao
“是啊。”