yixiangyouzuihuashedewangyuchenmole。
luolinbenyiweitayouyaozhaojiekou，shuoyixiebiruwobuhuiqianniyifenyihao，womeiyouweifaluanjizhileidehua，shubuzhiwangyuzheimeshuodao：“shide，wodequebudong。”
tadeqizhizaiyishunjianfashenglefantianfudidebianhua，lengjing！chenzhong！qimei！cangsang！shensui！jingrantongshichuxianzaiyigerendeshenshang！
“bierenzuoshenme，shitamendeshiqing，wozuoshenme，shiwodeshiqing，wohuozhebushiweilejisheikan，yebushiweiletaohaoshei，beixiduchang，lengnuanzizhi！”shuowan，tazhuanshenzoule。
zheishiluolindiyicikandaowangyurucijueran，chongmannanziqi。
tadaidaidikanzheneigebeiying，xinliyouyikuairouruandedifang，buzhibujuebeichudongle。
tahuranyouxiemingbai，weishenmezongyouxienvhaizi，yuanyihewangyuzaiyiqi。
zaitadeyishenliumangpiqizhixia，yinzangzheyigushuobuchudeaoqi，tasuiranbeibi**，kuangwangzida，danneizhongwusuogujideqipo，shenzangqizhongdezhimou，youquanranbushichangrensuoyou！
shishenmeren，huiyangchuzheiyishenxiaoxiongzhiqi，ertadeguoqu，daodifashengguoshenme……
likailonghunwangba，wangyuyigerenzoushangjietou，tiankongzaixiayu。
binglengdeyeyulinshiletadeyishan，tataitouyikan，jiebianfanhuarumeng，xuanmudedengguangzhaoshezaiyushuizhong，ye**zhetadeshuangyan。
buyuanchudektvbidengshanshuo，tatingdaoyourenzaihaige，renaofeifan。
zheishihou，tarenbuzhuxiangchangyishouwangfengde“cunzai”。
duoshaorenzouzhe，quekunzaiyuandi，duoshaorenhuozhe，querutongsiqu，duoshaorenaizhe，quehaosifenli，duoshaorenxiaozhe，quemanhanleidi……
danhuadaozuibian，quebianchenglelingwaiyigeduanzi。
“chemailiangeyumaijine，wo，yumaijin！”
“yangmaitouemamaipie，wo，mamaipi！”
wangyuyongliusanjiechangshangedediaozi，zaijieshang“mamaipi，mamaipi”dedahouzhe。
luguodexingrentingdaoshengyin，fenfencemu，duizhetachichierxiao。
erwangyuyuechangyuegaoxing，jiuzheiyangchuanguofanhuadedajie，xiaoshizaiyuyezhizhong……
diertian，fengtingyuxie，youshiyigechuiniubidehaotianqi。
wangyulaozaojiulaidaolelonghunwangba，zhiyuzuowanfashengdeshiqing，yijingbeitawangdeyiganerjing。
jinruwangbahou，taguiguisuisuizoudaowangbaqiantai，duishouyindexiaomeishuodao：“meizi，tingshuoguoshangguanbaoma？”
xiaomeitongxiaozhiban，beitayihan，shuiyanxingzhongdao：“a？”
“hei，meizi，woshishangguanbaodeshifua，tashituhao，dongma？buchaqiande！”
“哦！”
“nizazheimebudongshia！nisichudatingdating，shangguanbaoshihedengrenwu，sizuzhangdi，yishouzhetian，hufenghuanyu，wusuobuneng！”zuihou，taqiangdiaolezhongdian：“erwo，shitadeshifu！”
shouyinxiaomeidalazheyanpi，nulixiangxiangzhetamiaohuidejiujingshishenmeyaomoguiguai。
wangyujianmeizishabulajide，jiubaibaishou，shuodao：“aiaiai，nihaixiao，bujingtongrenqingshigu，yaobuzheiyang，woshuruyigezhanghao，nizaijiakuanlanneilidashangyige10086，nikanruhe？”
shuozhe，tajiudongqileshoujiao。
ranermeizisisididingzheta，shuodao：“yowei，dage，nishuolebantian，jiushixianglaizhangbei？”
wangyulaolianyihong，zhengxiangjiaobian，yigeshengyinzaibeihouxiangqi：“wangyu！”
“a！”buhuitoutayezhidaoshishei，lianmangshuodao：“luoxiaojie，jintiantianqibucuoa，nalilaidexianqingyizhi，sichuxunchadianmian？”
huitoukandeshihou，taquefaxianluolinshenqingpiruan，duitayebujianwangridekezediaonan，dandanshuodao：“nigenwolaiyixia，woyoushiqinggennishuo。”
shuowan，luolinzhuanshenzoule。
wangyuxinliyouxieqiguai，danjianjiweisui，youduishouyinxiaoniuxinongdao：“meizi，buda10086，da110，120doukeyia！”
“gun……”shouyinxiaomeiqigugudidengletayiyan，liyebulitale。
wufenzhonghou，wangyuheluolinxiangduierzuo。
“wangyu，nizaiwowangbaqiandezhai，zaizuotianjiujieshule。”luolinshuodao。
“qianzhaihaiqian，tianjingdiyi！”tapailepaixiongfu，zhengyilinrandishuodao。
luolinmeihaoqidikanzheta，shuodao：“nibiedese，sheibuzhidaonishitiaolaipigou，qiansuiranhaile，danyihouxiuxiangzaiwozheilihunfanchi！”
“dajiedajie，youhuahaoshuo！”wangyubeihezhule，wangbashiwojia，weihekaodajia，yihouhainengyukuaidewanshuama？
luolinlenghengyisheng，youshuo：“zuowanjinishuoshenmeniwangle？haixiangbulaoerhuo？”
taandaobumiao，luolinjueduiyouqitu！
zhijianluolinnachuyigexinjian，shuodao：“zheifengtuijianxinninazhe，neibianwoyijingjiaodaihaole，nimashangjiuqubaodao，yihoutajiushinidegongzuole，haohaoduidai！”
“什么东西？”
“dailiangongzuoshi，zhuanzuoyingxionglianmengdedailian，shuadandengdeng，nisuiranyiwushichu，danwanyouxihaimianmianqiangqiangcouhe，quzuogedailian，yanghuozijihaishimeiwenti！”
wangyudunshijiubiechengyizhangkugualian，kuxiaobudedishuodao：“luolin，nikaishenmewanxiao，xiangwozheizhongshijiejidedianfenggaoshou，jiusuandamowangjiandaowoyeyaohanyishengdage，nijuranrangwoqudadailian？”
luolinlianseyihei，yinlengdao：“niqubuqu？”
“quququ！”wangyulianmangdiantou，shengparenaolezheitoumulaohu。
danxinli，taquezaishuo：“guicaiqudadailian，gegeyaobaishouqijia，yangmingliwan，denggegegongchengmingjiuzhishi，jiushinizheitoumulaohudemitaochengshushi……”
piankegongfu，tabeiluolinhongchulewangba。
zoudeshihou，luolinteyidingzhu：“wangyu，nibuyaoxiaokandailian，yihoudechulukeshihenguangde。erqienitinghao，sangeyuehou，suzhoushiyouyichangwangkayouyisai，wolonghunliansuoyebixuzujianzhanduicansai，zheiyichangbisaiduiwohenzhongyao，woxiwangnihaohaochuilianyixiaziji，daoshihouweibibukeyichuangyichuang！”
wangyuxiaosadimoleyibatouxing，shuodao：“zheizhongxiaoshi，jiaojiwojiushile！bieshuosuzhoushi，quanguodelplwodoubupa！”
luolindengletayiyan，zhuanshenzoule。
erwangyuzijuemeiqu，suihoujiuxingxinglikaile。
songzouwangyu，luolinxinqingbiandeyouxiediluo，zhishaolianggeyuenei，bukenengjiandaozheigedaodanguile。
zheishihou，shouyinxiaomeizaihan：“wa，luojie，nilaikankan，fakerjuranhaiyouyigexiongdi！”
“shenme？”luolinqiguaidizoudaowangbaqiantai，shouyinxiaomeizhengzaiguankanfakerdecaifangzhibo。
jizhezaitiwen：“feikexiansheng，s6yijingjieshule，jushuonifahuibushenlixiang，buzhiweiheyuanyin？”
feikehuida：“wozhishiyihan，zaiwochengweishijielolchuanqirenwudeshihou，youyigeren，queyinzangzaibeihou，xiaokanyiqie，wuyouwulv。”
“feikexiansheng，zheiyoushenmerangniyihandeni？nandaotabinihailihai？”
“hehe，zheishihaowuyiwendeshiqing。”
cihuayichu，quanchangdejizheyipianhuaran！
feikeluchuyigekusedexiaorong，shuodao：“cengjingwohetaqinruxiongdi，naiheshishiwuchang，meiyourenxiangdaohuifashengneimeduojingrendebiangu，wodedaolewoxiangyaode，erta，queshiqulesuoyou。”
“feikexiansheng，neigerenshishei，weihenirucikanzhongta，haiyou，nisuoshuodebianguyouzhishenme？”
feikeyaoyaotou，luomodizhanqishen，jingranwushisuoyouzaichangjizhe，duzilikaile……
zheiduiyuxianglailimaodongshi，chengshuwenzhongdefeikeeryan，zheizhongjudongshibuganxiangxiangde！
pianpianruci，zaichangdejizhewubumudengkoudai，feikedexiongdi，daodishishei？xianzaiyoushenchuhefang？dangchudebiangu，suozhiheshi……
luolindaidaidikanzhecaifangzhibo，buzhidaoweishenme，tahuranxiangdaoleyigewuyouwulvderen，tazhihuichuiniubi，wanyouxi，paoniu……
wangyuyigerenzouzaijietou，xunzhaozhelajitong。
“shenmegoupigongzuoshi，laozicaibuxihan！”tayibianzouyibiandigu，shoulidetuijianxinbeiniechenglezhituan。
jiuzaizheishihou，yidaoshuxideshenyingyingruyanlian。
lanshankuaibuzoulai，huailibaozheyigehezi，handao：“wangyu，nidengdeng。”
lanshanlianseweiweicangbai，qiaoliderongyanqiuhebanqiaocui，tayaozhezuichun，shuodao：“wangyu，nizuotianshoujishuaihuaile，zheigeshoujininaqu，nengcouhezheyongyiduanshijian。”
lanshandiguohezi，hezijingmeixianyan，shangmianyouyigepingguodebiaozhi。
wangyujiandaotajiuqibudayichulai，zheinvrenzazheimefana，yishenxiangxujiusuanle，haisichanlandaleni！
buguo，zheishoujihaoxianghaibucuoa！
tashenchushou，gangxiangshuoshengxiexie，danzhuannianyixiang，wowangyushishualiankaderenma？wowangyushinuoruowunengdexiaobailianma？weishenmeyaoshounvrendedongxi？
tatingxiadongzuo，yangleyangshoulide“tuijianxin”，yansudao：“lanshan，nikankanzheishishenme？”
“yituanzhi！”lanshanyihuodao。
tadingjingyikan，gangadishouhuishou，shuodao：“buyaozaiyixijie！zhongdianshi，wo，xianzaiyeshiyougongzuoderenle，jiuzhiyuquanguoshidadianjingjulebuzhixia……ngheng……chaojiwudizuiqiangzuiniubigongzuoshi，haihuichazheidianqianmaishoujima？”
“gongzuoshi！”lanshanjinghudao。
“shuolebuyaozaiyixijie！”wangyunushilanshan，zheinvren**a，zenmenahubukaitinahu！
“e！”lanshandixiatou，jucubuan。
“haolehaole，ganjinzouba，womangzheshangbanni！”tashuowan，kuaibuerzou。
lanshanyaozheya，guqiyongqi，bashoujisaijintahuaili，suihouzhuanshenpaole。
wangyuliansechenlexialai，zheixiaobailianshidangdingge？
上分婊你太过分了！
taqidenaqihezijiuyaoshuaizaidishang，danshoujudelaogao，queyizhimeiyoushuaixiaqu。
tafangxiadongzuo，molemohezi，shuodao：“suanle，wowangyuyeshipusaxinchangdehaoren，jibierenfangbianjiushijizijifangbian，hebiweinanyigeshoujini？”