第三章 给老婆整个活儿!

disanzhangjilaopozhenggehuoer!

tuozhexinglixiangzoujindianti,shanglou,taochuyaochidakaimen。

pumianyinglaiyigu,nongyudaoyouxiecibidekongqiqingxinji,buyoudezhoulezhoumei......

guzuobujiedefanwen:“laopo,nizaiganshenme?”

“a?wowo......zhidaoniyaohuilai,suoyiwozaidasaoweishengni。”

liuruyanhaiyouxiemeihuishen,qiaolianchaohong,huxijicudeminzui,yanshenyehaiyouxiemili。

hehe,buzhiyuba?daodishiwandeduome**,caihuiyongzheimenongyudeqingxinjiyangai。

wotuozhexinglixiangzoujinfangjian,liuruyanjinjingenzaiwopangbian,keyibuji**jinyushi。

wojiazhuangbuzhidao,shizezaixinzhonggantan。

wozheiweiqingchundelaopojiujingshiyouduojike,tamenyilucongketingdaoyushizuihoufangjianba?

guoran,woshifeichanglingluan,youyumeikaichuangdeyuangu,zheigukongqiqingxinjidoukuaizhixile!

chouzheduimanleyifuhezaluandezhentoubeizi,woyiweishenzhangdekanleyanliuruyan......

laibujizhenglijiubafangjiangaodegengluan,yugaimizhangshiba......liuruyana,bukuishini!

tabuganzhishiwodeyanshen,miansechaohongdedixialetou,roucuozheyijiao,henshixinxu。

wobujingyidemolexiachuangpu,chuganhaiyouxiewenre......zheikebawojiexindebuxing。

turan,wanxindaqi,juedingjiliuruyanzaizhengyigehuoer!

gonglegongbizi,yihuodefawen:“laopo,niyoumeiyouwendao,shenmeguaiweier?”

“shenme?”talianshangweibian,jiqibuziran,gangadexiaozheshuo,meiyouwendaoa。

“niwenbudaoma?zheiguweidao......”wocoudaotabianshang,tiezhetachaohongdeerbian:“xiangshigunanrendeweidao。”

“......”tadangranzhidao,woshuodeshishenme。

qianyimiaohaichaohongdelianse,shunjianjiushicanbai,jiaotirenbuzhuzaiqingzhan,houlongxiangshibeirenqiazhu,shuobuchuhualai。

“laopo!nihaoguofena!chenwobuzaijia,touyongwodexianghuohemuyulushibushi!wojiushuoma......”

qianbanjuhua,wokanjianliuruyandebiaoqing,jianzhishidoukuaihesile!

houbanjuhua,tazhengleyixia,xuanjiguzuoyangzide,fanlegedabaiyan:“wodeyongwanle,yongniyidianzenmele!”

kanjiantadasonglekouqi,woganjinbudao:“ailaopo,nidebozi,zenmeyougehongyin?buhuishicaomeiyinba!”

“shenmecaomeiyin!laogongniluanjiangshenme!”tahuangzhangdewozhubozi,gangsongxiedexin,xianranyoutileqilai,shuo:“kenengshiwenziyaodeba?”woqiangrenzhexiaoyi,guzuoyihuodeshuo:“wojiadewenzineimelihai?dadongtiandehaichulaihuodong......”

“bushichongziyao,neijiushihuafenguomin!”liuruyanjimanghuanlegeshuofa:“laogong,nishizhidaodeya!”

“womendanweilouxiayouhuapu,woduihuafenguomin,nijidema?”tadeetoushang,chuxianleximidehanzhu。

jiranhuashuodaozheilile,neiwozhinengshunzhetaijiexiage!

dingzhetaxixifaxiao:“yuanlaishizheiyang,wohaiyiweishisheiqindeni!”

“niguna!yitiandaowande,laoshishuoxiewotingbudongdehua!”tafanlegebaiyan,xianranxiangzhuazhuzhudongquan。

wonengrangbume?dangranbuhui!jixuchengshengzhuiji,budaoshuodao。

“shenmema!wochuchaneimeduotian,sheizhidaonihuibuhuitouchi!”

“tou,touchishenme,laogongniyouzaishuoshenmea......”

liuruyandunshiruzaoleijiban,zaizhibuzhudeduosuo,lenghanzhiliu!

“liuruyan,buyaoyiwei,wobuzhidao!”woyiyushuangguandehua,jiaotatuiruandelieju,chadianjiushuaidaole。