第4章
sheinenggaosuta，taweishenmehuizaizheizhongdifang？！
mianduidianyuanreqingyangyidezhaodai，qiaoyanqiyibianhanhudiyinghezhepeixiao，yibianbaxiangqiarendemuguangzhishexiangyipangdezuikuihuoshou。
“xiaojie，ninxiangweinindexianshenggoumaishenmeyangdekuanshi，huozheshishenmeyangdebuliaoni？”
dianyuandeyinqinwenhua，dunshilingqiaoyanqijiongtaibaichu。
“neige、niwuhuile，wogenta......”
“咳。”
zheishengqingkeqingyidijiangqiaoyanqixiangjieshidehuayudaduan。
lihequanfangshoudaokouzhaoqian，banchuyifuxuruodezhuangtai，tamouguangkuankuanshenqingdiwangzheqiaoyanqi，“youlaofurentiaoxuanle。”
yanshenfuxianshayibodongdeqiaoyanqi：“......”
好家伙！
tiaoxizhuangdeshihouhaishenglonghuohude，zheihuijiuyifuruobujinfengdemoyang，yongtoufasiquxiangdounengzhidao，zheijiahuokendingshizhuangde！
dianyuanchaoqiaoyanqitoulaishifenxianmudemuguang：“xiaojie，ninxianshengzhangdekezhengaoda，shencaibilikanbinanmo！”
qiaoyanqiweixiaozhehuihua：“nalinali，tayejiushuyuneizhongtounaojiandansizhifadadeshengzhang。”
heng！jirantaguyiburangtajieshi，neitajiufanqidaoerxingzhi，fanshijiudouburutasuoyuan！
youshendefengmouyinyouqianqiandexiaoyihuaguo，danyejinshipiankedezhuanshunjishi。
lihequanjingjingdiningshizhetongrentanxiaofengshengdeqiaoyanqi，huranjuedezheiyangdeta，bizaitamianqianshibushijiuqidududemoyanggengweixiyinren。
buguo，tajuranhaobuchiyituokouerchujiushuota“tounaojiandansizhifada”jiuyoudianbukeaile。
qiaoyanqikaishishangyansajiaonvyoudexingxiang。
“honey～”taziranerrandichanzhulihequandeshoubei，meiyandaixiao，“nixihuanchuanmianzhide，haishibingsizhide？”
lihequanbudongshengsedibaqiaoyanqizuijiaoqingranshangyang，zhanluerchudeneimojijiangdeyidetouxiaoshouruyandi。
taduitapansuanzhedexiaozhuyi，yilanwuyi。
buzhizende，tacikejiuxiangguyidouta。
“pingshidoushinimaide，zhiyaoshinitiaodewodouxihuan。”
ruyisuanpansuanjindeqiaoyanqizenmeyemeiliaodaolihequanzheijiahuojuranbuantaoluchupai！
这可咋整？！
该怎么收场？
tatatazhishiyishixingqi，xiangzhengguhuitaeryi！
sheirangtajiuzheimelazhetalailezheizhongdifang！
qiaoyanqixinxiang，zheihuiganjinpaoludehua，yinggaihailaideji！
tamiandaiweixiaodizhushizhelihequan。
lihequanyanlihanxiaodizhushizheta。
qiaoyanqijiuzheimeminchunweixiaozhe，tongshixiangqiao**dichouhuishou。
nazhitadedongzuocaigangjinxing，jiubeiyanshenminruidelihequanjiyibajiazhuleshou，bingqieliantongshoudoubeitafanwozhule！
dangzhenwuchuketaodeqiaoyanqi：“......”
zheijiahuodedongchaliyaobuyaozheimexili？！
yaobushiaiyudianyuanzaichang，qiaoyanqizaojiuzhijiefenlizhengtuoqilaile！
tapixiaoroubuxiaodiyongyanshenshiyilihequansongshou。
lihequanquandangmeikanjian，qianzhetadeshou，lazhetazoudaobingsiqu。
meiyanlijiandedianyuanzhidangtaliangshizaixiuenai。
tamendeyijuyidong，doubeizhanzaibuyuanchudeyigenvshengkanzaiyanli，bingqieyedouyijingbeinvshengnashoujiqiaoranpaishexialai。
“xintian，nipaineiduinannvzuoshenme？”genzaitashenbiandenvshengbujiediwendao。
“yinweiyudaoshurenle，suoyijiujiluyixia。”
nvshenglisuodidianzheshouji，lianshangluzhelianmeidexiaorong，yanliquehuaguozuiweiyindudexiao。
bapaixialaidezhaopianquandoufajileyigebeizhumingwei【weilaideweirousaozi】
ningwangzheneiliangmoqinmiwujianderenying，nvshengyaohuangzheshouji，daitouchaozherenyingdefangxiangzouqu。
“zouxiaomei，dainiqujianshijianshibeiwogepaoqi，hailaobeiwokenglinghuaqiandekelianchong。”
“furenzenmebutiao，”lihequandichendehaotingsangyinshaodunledun，siyouxieshangxindikaikoudao，“nandaofurenshiwanglewochuanduodama？”
“......”
wotemedeyagenjiubuzhidaonichuanduoda......keke、yebuxiangzhidaonichuanduodamahaoma！！
kanzheyanqianzheigenengyanhuidao、fenfenzhongjiuxijingqilaidenanren，yaobushizaojiuqingchuletadefuheixingge，qiaoyanqimeizhunhaizhenhuidanchundibeitaneibizhendeyanjijimengpianle！
lihequanditou，couguolianqu，duiqiaoyanqidiyudao：“ninandaoyidianyebuhaoqi，wochuanduodama？”
qiaoyanqishunjianjiubeizheihuazhengdezhengzhangxiaolianshahongruhongduilian！
“ni......”tamouguangxiunandidengshizhelihequan，“ni、ni**！”
kanzhetaqigugudebaozilian，lihequanmouzhongdexiaoyihenshiyiweishenzhang。
chongmancixingdediyinbuhuangbumangdizaiqiaoyanqierbianxiangqi。
“nizuowanqiaowobushiqiaodetingrumi？”
qidengzhetadeqiaoyanqidunshiwuyuningye！
他提前醒过来了？！
“nizenmezhidao......”
“yoqiaoyanqi，caiganggenwogefenshoubujiu，zheimekuaijiuxunzhelexinhuanle？”
yidaolengchaorefengdedeyinvshengchuanlai，qiaoyanqimanshikunhuodewenhuabianjiaranerzhi。
shashijian，dianlidesuoyourenkanxiangqiaoyanqidemuguangdouyousuogaibian。
qiaoyanqikanqinglairen，biaoqingdangjijiubiandelengdanqilai。
meidasuandalilairen，talazhelihequanjiuxiangzou。
luxintianqueshenshoudangzailetagenqian。
“qiaoyanqi，nigaibuhuilianzuijibendetongrenlimaodazhaohudoubuhuiba？”
qiaoyanqimianwubiaoqingdikantayiyan，“nixiangganma？”
luxintianyibiantianzhebangbangtang，yibiangouchundeyididao：“yeshi，nimeiyoujiaoyangqingyoukeyuan。bijingnimadoumeijiaoguonizheixieshiqing。”
qiaoyanqimoranbianlelianse，lingyizhishoujinzuanleqilai，kanxiangluxintiandemouguangtouzhenaohuo，“bizui。”
tajilizaixinligaosuziji，jinliangbiegenluxintianzheigewanbeijijiao。
jiuzhidaoqiaoyanqiyongyuanzhihuibiezheqizaixinlinanshou，zheirangluxintianbudanmeibizui，fanerhaigengsiyiwangweiqilai。
“zenme？shihuashishuodeshishi，hairangninaoxiuchengnule？”
congyiqiankaishi，luxintianjiusihaomeibaqiaoyanqifangzaiyanli。
yinweizaitayanli，qiaoyanqichulezhangxiangchuzhong、shencaigaotiaoyiwai，shadoumeiyou。suoyiqiaoyanqigenbenjiupeibujinlujiademen，gengpeibudangtadesaozi。
tayiqianzhisuoyilaoyongjiao“saozi”defazizhaoqiaoyanqiyaolingyongqianhua，shiyinweiqiaoyanqiruonuohaopiandexinggerangtajuedeqiaoyanqijiugengeruanshiziside，kesuiyinanie。
“likailewoge，nishayebushi。”luxintianhenjifengdichixiaoyisheng，“shibeiwogepaoqi，shoule**，caizhaolegejianbuderendelaonanren？zhaolaonanrenjiusuanle，haipeizhelaonanrenyouxianzidediguangzheizhongdifang，kanyangzi，peishuiyiwanzhuanbushaoqiana？”
qiaoyanqilengdandao：“luxintian，zuibafangganjingdian......”
luxintiangengjiafangsiditiaoxin：“zuizhangwoshenshang，niguandezhe？”
“shiguanbuzhe，”qiaoyanqipingjingdikanzheta，“zuizheimechou，kouqixunren，chitangdouzhengjiubule。”
luxintianmeixiangdaoqiaoyanqizheiwonangfeijuranganzhijietongtajiaoxiao，shouyitaijiuduizheqiaoyanqidelianshanguoqu！
“qiaoyanqinibuguoshitiaokelianchong，youshenmezigeshuowo？”
qiaoyanqijianzhuangzhengyaotaishoudang——keyijingyoulingyizhidashou，xiantayibutitazuzhileluxintiandeguaizhang。
“啊！好疼！”
zheishengxiangliangdecanjiaosheng，jingdaoleweiguanzhe，yeyinlailegengduorendezhuyili。
qiaoyanqijingyadiceguotou，kanxianglihequan。
jizhihanchendeyuqi，fangruojunwangjianglinbandeqishiyinglenglengdeyagaileshangchengderenaofenwei。
weiguanrenqundexindoubansuizheidaohaowuwendudeshengyinjingzhanlehaoxiexia。
“你有资格动她？”
lihequanxiangdiulajiyiyang，xunsudishuaikailuxintiandeshouwan。
takanshangdenvren，kebushiamaoagounengdongde。
luxintianwuzhefanhongdeshou，gangyaopokoudama，jiukanjianlihequanzhaodianyuannaleshoupazaitamianqiancaqishoulai。
nanrenyanlidexiane，yefeichangxianeryijian。
tatangtangyigelujiaxiaoqianjinjingranbeirenzheimexianqi！
luxintianqidebiaoqingdouyouxiezhengningle，gangxiangpokoudama——kedangtazhushishangneishuangxiazhangjuemeidefengmou，shunjianjiurubeiyingsuguhuoleyiyang。
ganggangguangguzhezhaoqiaoyanqimafan，tayagenjiumeiyouliuyiguozheigenanren！
haiyoutaneiduishuaiqilinrandemomei，jishiwangbujianquanlian，yezugoujiaotaxinhualuanzhan！
jiazhizheinanrenguizuyibandejuzhi，luxintianyouliuxinzhuyidaonanrencashizheshoudepazi，danshikanneiguanghuadebiaomian，tabianzhidaoneipaziyidingjiagebufei。
nengzaizheijiadianyongdeqiliaozineimehaodepazi，xiangbizheinanrenshenshangdeqiancaibiranyebushao！
“zheiweigege～”luxintiansaolisaoqidicaozheruandiashengchaolihequanfawen，“nishibushibeizheigeliyuxunxindehulijingjimengpianle？”
nanrendechuanbansuididiao，danyoujiandaotajiaoxiachuanzhedeneishuangzengliangpixie，luxintianbianlikeduanding，tabiranshixingshididiaodeneileiguizugongzige！
乔言七拧下秀眉。
luxintianfanzhuanzheimeda，youzaidashenmeguizhuyi？
xinshangshuaigebudaibiaoluxintianhuiwanglebenlaidemude。
“qiaoyanqi，woshizhenmeixiangdaonigouyinnanrendebenshizheimegaochao。”luxintiangaoaodichaoqishou，shituzailihequanzheidengshuaigemianqianbanyanhuigaoguigongzhudexingxiang。
qiaoyanqilengmodikanzheta。
luxintianyibianzhenshengshuozhe，yibianshibushitoumiaojiyanlihequan，ranhouaoqimanmandidenghuiqiaoyanqi。
“yaofanghuiyiqian，wocailandeguanni，danwojintianjiumianweiqinandiguanyixia，jiudangshifayangleifengjingshen。”
“nijiazhutaipingyang？haishinishitaipingyangdejingcha？”qiaoyanqilengnizheta，jierdanshenghuiguoqu，“yepeiguandezheimekuan？”
“你敢——”
luxintianzhengyaojiaoxiao，huazhijiebeidaduan。
“bugan？”qiaoyanqilengxiaoyixia，“nidangnishitianhuanglaozime？shuohuahaiyaogujinideganshou？”
luxintianqidetaishouzhizhiqiaoyanqi，“qiaoyanqinigesihulijing！nibiebuzhihaodai！”
qiaoyanqibuyiweirandilengchi，“marenlailaihuihuijiuzheigeci。zhengaoxiao。”
“jintianwoyaobujiaoxunniyixia，woluxintiandexingshijiusuinixing！”luxintianyangqishouzhangjiuguaiguoqu。
qiaoyanqizheicizaojiuliaodaole，yinerzaichongzudezhunbeixia，tashixianduoshanle。
“kebie，jiupanindianwulewojiadexing。”qiaoyanqiwanqihongchunchixiao。
tazheiyixiao，meiyandedongrenxinxian。
meidazhe，shibiyaodahuaqiaoyanqineizhanghuoguoyaojiliandeluxintianzheixiazhijiejiufafengdichongleguoqu。
“gaiside！sihulijingqiaoyanqiniyoubenshijiwozhanzhu！youniangshengmeiniangyangde......”
raner，luxintianzheibuzhitiangaodihoudejiaoxiaoshenggangluodi，yidaoxiangliangdebazhangshengjiuxiangleqilai。
“啪！”
luxintianbeizheiyibazhangguaideyouxietouyunmuxuan，yizhiyutashuangtuiyaohuangdaodouchadianzhanbuwenle。
kejian，zheiyibazhangdelidujihen，jida！
qiaoyanqihanzhelianshouhuishou，“luxintian，wojinggaoguoni，zuibayaofangganjingdian。”
yiqianzaisanrenrang，danxianzaikebuhuile。zhiyinyimeiderenrangzhihuirangshilixiaorenyufachangkuang。
众人眼睛都看呆了！
“ni、”luxintianhuanguoshenlai，zuoshiyouyaozhangyawuzhuadichaoqiaoyanqisishaguoqu，quebuliao，yinweibufaguoji，tayoujiaocaizhelezuoqianjiao——shiqupinghengdeluxintianzhijieshuaidaozaidi。
动作滑稽而狼狈。
luxintianwuzhe**latengdelianjia，tengtongshidetashuohuadoubulisuole。
“ni，ni，”luxintiansidouxiangbudao，zijijuranaileqiaoyanqideyibazhang！
“goudongxinijurangandawo，nishibushihuonile？！”
“buguoshizhixunchoudaorenrenhandadeguojielaoshu，”
luxintianmeixiangdao，yonglengmoshengsedaduantahuaderenshilingtaxindongdelihequan。
lihequanmouguanglengaodipinizheta，“haibugun？”
tazhongxinwoshangqiaoyanqideshou，senhanwubidefengmoulengbingbingdipiexiangdishangdeluxintian。
luxintianduishishangneidaoyourubingzhuibandelenghanxiuluomuguang，hedegengyanshengdouyingshengshengbiezhule！
tashenbiandexiaomeicongzhenhandecuoezhongfanyingguolai，ganjinfuqitajiuzou。
naojujieshu，zhongrenjingmosanchang。
yinwei，lihequanneiruruoxiuluobandekepayanshen，jiuzuyirangzaichangweiguandesuoyourenbuganfachubandiansheng。
jiezhangdeshihou，dianzhangzhuyidaolihequanshuadeneizhangheijinka。
dianzhangqiaoranpingxiningshenbanshang，zhidaomusongzhelihequanheqiaoyanqizouyuan，bingwangbujianweizhi，zheicaidakoudakoudihuxiqikongqi。
yimingdianyuandaqudao：“dianzhang，ninzenmeyifujianleguideyangzi？”
dianzhangjinghunweidingdigongshengdao：“neigenanren......”