第1章 造小人儿去了

“啊——”

yidaomeinvdecierjianjiao,huapolimingdezhangkong!

“ni,nishishei?weishenmehuizaiwodechuangshang?!”

咚!

jinghuangshicuodemeinv,yijiaojiangshuiyizhenghandefangchenjichuaixialedachuang。

“唉哟!”

gunxiachuangdefangchen,dangchangshuiyiquanwu!

tamushizhechuangshangneiyibuzhetideshencai,hechidao:“woshuoni,nengbunengqingdian,zuowankeshiwojiudeni!”

“你救的我?”

meinvshuangshousisidezhuazhubeiru,manliandehuyi!

“zuoye,nibeirenxialexiaolanshui,woluguoshi,kandaonibeijigeliulangdahanjizaiqiangjiao,bianchushoujiuxialeni,buxiexiewojiusuanle,juranhaichuaiwo!”

fangchenbushuangdejieshiyisheng。

“wobeirenxialexiaolanshui!……?”

meinvneixinyigegedeng,jiyishunjianfushangxintou!

昨夜七点!

taheshenghejituandeshaodongjiazaijiudiantanyigedaxiangmu,jiuhele1beihongjiu,ranhoujiujuedetouhunnaozhang,biancongconglikailejiudian。

之后。

tajiuhunhunchenchendedaozailelubian,yinyinyueyuekandaoleyigeyingjundenanrenhejigeliulanghandaleqilai。

“zheimeshuolai……nijiulewo?”

siluliqingdemeinv,qianyidexiaolexiao:“xiexienijiulewo…wojiaoxiaoyunyan,nini?duile,nijiulewo,…ke,keniyebunengzaiwochuangshangshuijueya……haidewowuhui……”

“xiangshenmeni?zheishiwojia,wodechuang!”

fangchenmeitouyiqiao,bunaifandebaishounianrenqilai:“zouzouzou,niganjinzou,jiulegeerbaiwuhuilai!”

“nidechuangya?wojiushuoma,wodechuangzenmekenengzheimepo!”

meinvgangadetuletushetou,ranhoudaliangleyixiazhouweihuanjing,wuzilimeijijianxiangyangdesheshi,keyishuoshitinghansuande!

buguo,jiumingenrendemoyangdaoshitingshuaiqide。

daosanjiaodebei,shibakuaifuji,jianzhuangdegongniuyao,haiyouneimisirenbuchangmingdeshayuxian,jueduishishuaigexingliezhongdejipin!

zhengzaifuxianglianpiandexiaoyunyanhuranyidun,lianmangxiankailebeiru!

唰的一下!

fumeidemianrongdunshijiangyingnankanqilai!

下半身!

居然是真空的!

没有任何衣物遮掩!

而且!

chuangdanshang,haiyouyimoyanhong!

这说明什么问题?

她,失身了?!

噌!

xiaoyunyanbaonuqishen,xiaoshouzhandongdezhizhefangchen:“ni,ni,niduiwozuoleshenme?”

“meizuoshenmea,jiulenia!”fangchenyiliandanran!

“jiulewo??neiwoweishenmexiabanshenmeiyouchuanyifu??nishibushijianseqiyi?”

“biebawoshuodeneimeweisuo,wokeshiyigezhengrenjunzi!nibeirenxialexiaolanshui,feiyaochanzhewo,shinibawojiyaole,wozhaosheishuoliqu?!”fangchenyizhengyancidejieshidao!

“什么?”

tingdaozheigedaan,xiaoyunyanruzaoleipi,lianseshaneicanbaiqilai!

zijidediyici,jiuzheiyangjileyigemoshengren?haishizijiyingyaoshuitade?

难受,想哭!

“啪!”

zhuaqiyigezhentou,shengqidechaozhefangchenzaqu!

fangchenshunshijiezhufeilaidezhentou,ranhouzuozaichuangbian:“nibiejidong,xianzuoxialai,niganggangzouguangle,zhidaoma?”

“zouguang?!”xiaoyunyanmianseyijiong,youxiuyounaodeyongbeiruhuzheziji。

“hehe,xiaoyunyan,nihuiduiwofuzededuiba?!”

fangchenheiheiyixiao,jiangliandanzhanleguoqu,zheixiaonizigangganghubuweidedongzuohaitingdaimengkeaide。

“shenme?woduinifuze??”

xiaoyunyanmizhiyileng,“gun!”

“nvrendongnubuhao,wanyinibeiwoyiqiangmingzhong,neizanmenqibushitianzuozhihema?”fangchenxiaozheshuodao。

“shenmegui?yiqiangmingzhong?”

萧云颜一脸蒙圈!

zheigenanren,zenmeneimezilian?

suiranzhangdeshuaiqi,keshuochudehuayu,zongshinengyuchujingren!

zhongxinshenshiyuta,zheizitai,yuekanyuexiangshineizhongchiruanfandexiaonaigou……

“hushuobadaoshenmeni,zheizhonghaoshihuilundedaoni?!”

xiaoyunyanfenfenmadao,xuanjicongbaobaolitaochuyitapiaozi:

“zheilishiliangqiankuai,jintiandeshiqing,landaoduziliqu,jiudangshenmedoumeifashengguo!”

话毕!

taleilifengxing,haowubihuidechuanhaoyifu,caizhegaogenxiedadadadelikaile!

wangzhechuangshangsanluodehongpiaozi。

fangchenyaranyixiao,yimoshenchenfuxianlianpang:

“lailonghaichengyijingsannianle,zhaolenisannian,zhongyuzhaodaoleni!keni,quejibudewoshishei……”

“huolejiuqianshidewo,cengjing,xunidewanshifanhua,jiuzaizheiyishi,weiniduixianba!”

tayanfangjingmang,fangfonengdongchuantiandiwanwuyiban!

……

……

出了家门。

fangchenkuashangxiaodianlv,zhunbeiquxiaoyunyansuozaidegongsizhuanyizhuan,jiranzhaodaoleta,neitasuoyoudeyiqie,fangchendouyaoqulejieyixia。

叱——

jiuzaizheishi,yiliangshangwuqichetingzailefangchenmianqian!

嘎吱!

cheshang,xialaiyifengdupianpiandexizhuangnanzi,tashencaishaopang,qiduzhangyang!

dang,simuxiangduideyisha,neixiaopangzixianshiyileng,bianshiyixi!

果然,是君上!

zheizhangjunmeiruyaodelianpang……yishenshendeluoyinzainaohaizhizhong,buhuirencuo!

“junshang,zhendeshinin!”

“ninxiaoshilesannian,quanshijiededalaodouzaizhaoxunzhaonina,gongfubufuyouxinren,zhongyurangwoyufengzailonghaichengzhaodaolenin!”

shuozhe,yufengxiaopangzidanxiguidi,sihaobugujilurendelingleiyanguang!

“我去!”

fangchenzuijiaoyichou,mamalielieleqilai:“made,duolenimensannian,haishizhaolaile,fanbufan?!zenmezhaodaowodedizhide?”

“junshang,ninzuoyezaishenghejiudianchushou,zhenghaobeifujindejiankongjipaidao!”

yufengrushihuihuibao,yanjiaoliqinzhejidongdeleishui,shenzhizhenggeshentidouzaiweiweizhandou!

“ng……yinnilesannian,juranbeijiankongbaolule,kanlaixiahuidexiaoxindian……”

fangchenananbushuang,kanzheguidideyufeng,shensehuachuyimolenglie:“jizhu,benjunshangdexingzong,buxuxielujirenheren,youqishidayangbiandeneijigenvhai!”

“是!”

yufenglijiyingsheng,youdao:“junshang,shuxiadoudan,xiangwenyiju,zheisannian,ninweiheyizhidaizaixiaoxiaodelonghaicheng?”

“e,wozaoxiaorenqule……”fangchenweiweiyixiao!

“a?”yufengmomingyizheng,“junshang,ninkeshiyouhaojigewei”

“bizui!wobawodelaoposhuile,jianglaiwomenhuiyouhaizi,qitadeyuwowugan…dongme?woyaodidiao!”fangchenbaishoudaduan,yilianbunaifan!

“叱——”

jiuzaizheishi,yizhenqiangjingdeyinqingdonglisheng,youyuanjijin!

zhijianyilianglaokuanaodia4tingzailelubian!

chechuangjiangxia,tanchuyigedaizheheisemojingdeqiaomeinaogua,chongzhefangchenhandao:“shangche!”

“萧云颜?”

fangchensaranyixiao,hualirufengyibandehengkuajinchenei:“kaicheba,meinv!”

嗡嗡嗡——

yijiaoyoumen,jichierqu,liuxiayufengyilianlingluan,shenzhiyouxiemengbi:“jun、junshangjiuzheiyangzoule?hai、haiyouhaizile?”