“bu、butaikenengba？junshangzenmehui，quqishengzile？”
zuijiaoyichou，yufengwangzhexiaoshibujiandecheying，neixinsixuzaluan，haishiwufajieshou！
fangchen，miyiyangdenanren，tawuchubuzai，quewurenzhixiaotadecunzai！
jiulianyufengsuozaidetianhundianshili，doubuzhidaofangchenjiujingshishenmeren！
zhizhidao，tajinpingyijizhili，dizaolewushudekongbushili，chuangzaolewushudechuanqishenhua，suoyoudedalaoxinganqingyuandefushouchengchen！
然而，三年前！
fangchenzaidayanghaideyizuoxiaodaodujia，huranjiuxiaoshile，fangforenjianzhengfayiban，meiyourenheyinxun……
“buxing，zheigexiaoxibixuchuanhuiqu！”
xiayimiao，yufengxiaopangziguoduandenachushouji，faleyitiaoqunxinxi！
dunshijian，qunlizhapingle！
“君上找到了？”
“taihaole！junshangzaina？”
“womenyaoqujianjunshang，dengdeng，zheisheifadexinxi？junshanghuaiyunle？**！”
“sha？junshanghuaiyunle？axiba！（sangeyihuodebiaoqing）”xibeizhanshendanchujingtianzhenhandexiaoxi。
“bushiba？zanmenwusuobunengdejunshang，keshigezhenhanzia！（sangeliukoushuidebiaoqing！）”danqiangbingwangdanchubukesiyidexinxi！
“xiangqijunshangsuochuangzaodeshenhua，yijineimeduodehongyanzhiji，queyoubupeng，zheishuoming，junshanghuaiyun，kenengshizhen！（sangesisuodebiaoqing。）”yanjingshoufudanchuxinxi。
嗡嗡嗡。
yishijian，yufengdeshoujizhendouleshangbaitiaodexinxi，tajiuzhidaojunshangyidanchuxian，qunlizheibangdalaohuijingyadeyibi！
ranerdangtafankanxinxideshihou，shouyiduosuo，hanliujiabeileqilai。
“zheitemede，sheishuojunshanghuaiyunle？mingmingshi，junshanglaopohuaiyunlecaishi！”
……
……
车上。
fangchenzuozaifujiashishang，dingzheneixianghujiaotidedabaitui，buyoudexiangqizuoyededianlongdaofeng……
meinvtajiandehenduo，keshidoubujixiaoyunyandesanfenzhiyi，zheigenvrenzaibaishilunhuiqian，weitadangxialezhimingyiji！
“5wankuai，ganbugan？”
zhuanxinkaichedexiaoyunyan，huranshuodao！
fangchenyileng，momingqimiaodechoulechoutahoubei：“gan？ganshaa？”
“shenghejituandeshaodongjiawangtian，yuewozhongwuchifantanxiangmu！5wankuaidangwoweihunfu，rangtasilewaixinsi！”
fangchendangchangdairuomuji，yanjiaoliquebengshechuxingfendehuoguang：“neinihaibuganjinjiaolaogong？”
闻言！
xiaoyunyanwuyule，zenmehezheigejiahuoshuohua，nengyijuyesiren？
“bieluanxiang，shiyaonijiazhuang，nibushilongtaoma？hailuxiaoshipinle，zheidianshi，shinidangyiniandelongtaodouzhuanbulaide！shenghejituan，worebuqi，suoyineigekuiwozhinengyanjinqu！nijigetongkuaihua，ganbu？”
“e，yuanlaishizheiyanga，hao，**！”
fangchenhuangran，zheinizibayufengguidideyimu，dangzuolianggerenshizaipaiduanzile……
……
diyuanjiudian，dangciwuxingji！
云凤阁。
yipaibaobiaogongjingdezhanyuyice！
yiruyakuoshao，bawanzheshouzhongdehongjiubei，duzuozhuoqian。
zhengshishenghejituanshaodongjia，wangtian！
“shaoye，zheidousanshifenzhongguoqule，ninshuoxiaoyunyanneigejiannvren，ganlaima？”baobiaodiyuwendao。
wangtiandandandexieleyiyan：“tabuganlai，dantayidinghuilai！yinweizheigedanzi，shixiaojiachanyedejiumingdaocao！nimenyeshifeiwu，zuowanyaonimenxialeyao，juranbantuzhaobudaorenle，yangnimenhaiburuyangjitiaohaba！”
“嘎吱。”
xiaoyunyanhefangchenzoulejinlai。
“美人，来了！”
wangtianxinzhongyixi，qishenduanqiliangbeihongjiu，xiaoyunyanneitianranfumeiderongyan，zaojiuchuixiansanchile！
raner，cishidexiaoyunyanqueqinmidewanzheyigenanrendeshoubei！
“xiaozong，zheiweishi……”
“e，wonanyou，weihundeneizhong……”xiaoyunyanjieshaoyisheng，hefangchenaizhezuolexiaqu！
“未婚的那种？”
wangtiandexinqingyixiazijiubushuangle，juranganyourenhukouduoshi？
buguo，dangtakanxiangfangchenshi，buyoudeqingxiaoqilai：
“xiaozongkeyia，laitanxiangmu，jurandaiweihunfua？keniweihunfujiuzheixiongyang？genbabeizimeichiguofanside？”
萧云颜为之一怔！
扭头看去！
zhijian，fangchenzhengzaifengqicanyongdekuangsaomeishi，neijiashi，langtunhuyandejueduixiangesiguitoutai！
dunshi，xiaoyunyanbuyoudezhoujinxiumei，yadishengyin：“nishizhuma？shaochidian，wofuleqiande，nengbunengjidianli？”
“fangxin，chibaole，haocaifuerdai！”fangchenhanhuqici，zuibalisaimanleshiwu。
“完了！”
xiaoyunyanyanmianbengkui，nongnongdehouhuiyiyongshangxintou，tajuedezhaofangchenjiushigecuowu，jianzhishidiusirenle！
就在这时！
包间门，再次推开。
yingmianzoujinlaishijigeshenchuanhongselipaodexiaojiejie，meigerenduanzheyigejingzhidexiangzi。
紧接着。
yigewanshibugongdexiaopangzi，maizhe**wenjiandebufa，congmenkouzoujin。
zhengshifangchenzaijieshangouyudeyufeng！
唰！
zhongmukuikuizhixia，yufengdanxiguidi，mianluzunjing：
“junshang，zheixieshishuxiaweixiaozhuzhunbeidejianmianli！
zhiniaoku、naifen、naizui、yingerche，yingerchuang，wenzhang，yisuizhiliusuiqijiandeyifu，maozi，xiezi，wazi，nanbaobaonvbaobaojieyou，quanshitegong！”
哗！
chaofengdeqifen，huranguiyiwuying！
quanchangshunjian，dairuomuji，meigerendoushiyifujianguidebiaoqing！
“君上？”
“wokao，zheixiaopangzipabushizoucuopianchangleba？nalilaideqipa？？”
wushineixiexiqiguguaideyanshen！
yufengqiaoqiaokanleyiyanxiaoyunyan，zaicizunjingdao：“junshang，qingwen，zheiweishidasaozima？”
“大嫂子？？”
众人一脸懵逼！
这是神经病？
zheixiaopangzidaodizhaosheini？sheihuishitadasaozi？sheiyoushijunshang？
在这时。
fangchenzaizhongrenneijingyamengbidedeshenqingxia——
huanhuanqishen，shuangshoufuyubeihou，hunshendediaosizhiqidangranwucun，querdaizhideshiyigujunlintianxiadewangzheqishi，dandandetuchuyigezi：“gun！”
“啊？”
yufenghedelenghanzhimao，zijizuocuolema？
junshangdemingling，juebunengweibei！
“君上！”
“woyiqunfalexinxi，sidazhanshen，liudabingwang，badajingang，quanshijiededalaoshoufu，zhengquanlichaolonghaichengganlai，yaobaijianjunshang！”yufengyizuikuaideyusushuowan。
“made，gun！！didiaodongbudong？
shibushiyaowobanierduogele？caigun？yinhunbusan，jiaoneixierendougunhuiqu！”
方辰顿时就怒了！
“wodongle，junshang，wozheijiugun！！”
yufenglijizhuanshen，rufengyibandedunzou！
jianzhi，laiyecongcongquyecongcong！
zhenggeguocheng，yebuguoyiliangfenzhongeryi！