第3章 身份被摊派的无奈

“gun、zheijiugunle??”

fangyanquanchang,zaoyijingyaquewusheng!

yigegedoupingqiningshen,momingdengdaleyanzhuzi!

良久!

啪啪啪——

zhangshengrulei,wangtiandaitoupaishoujiaohao:“niubikelasi,666a!”

fangchenweiweiqingxiao,dashouyihui:“zhuweibubidajingxiaoguai,yibuxiaoxin,shenfenbeitanpaile,zheishiyigeduomelingrenwunaideshiqing……”

“jiexialai,wohuixiangnizhengming,woshiyouduomedeqianghanrusi!”

tashunshiqianqixiaoyunyandexiaoshou,yanlimanshiaiyi。

zhiyuzheigeyufengbenlaijiushigedaxiaotiao,jingchangnaoyixieyangxiang,hailaoxihuanchuaimotadexinsi,zheirangtayigedalao,shizaifanmen!

kendingshi,ganggangzijiwuyishuolegehuaiyun……

ranhou,yufengjiukaishinaobule……

zuizhuyaodeshi,dangzhezheimeduorendemian,baoluzijideshenfen,zhendeshitaibuxianghuale!

fangchenxianzai,xuyaodeshididiao,didiaocaishiwangdao!

tahaipajiangshenfenrushubaolu,huihepaoxiaoyunyan,bijingzheikeshitabaishixunzhaodeairena,suiranxiaoyunyanshiqulejiyi。

“zheibizhuangdejimanfen,xianbanidezhuzhuazi,congxiaoyunyanshoushangqikai!!”

wangtianhuranleishenghechi,manliandewuyunmiyu:“junshangshima?benshaohaishihuangshangni,zhaojigelongtao,zhuangshenmebini?jinilian,haideseshangleshima?yaobuyaobenshaodebaobiaojiaojiaoniruhezuoren?”

“ngheng?”fangchenyileng:“nibuxin?”

“fangchen,nizheigelongtaoyandetaibuzhuanyele,nanengjiaorenxiangxin?wozijidoubuxin!”

xiaoyunyanwuyudepielepiexiaozui,shunshijiangzijidexiaoshouchouchulai,zheigejiahuojuranchenjikaiyou,fumotadeyushou,zhendeshitaibusedanbaotianle!

“你也不信?”

“haoba,wozijiyebuxin!”

fangchenshifendewunai,weishenmezhenshishenfenbaolu,meirenxiangxin?

“ai!wuwankuai,nijiujiwozhaoleyibangmeichuxidelongtaohuilai?junshang,shoufu,zhanshen,bingwang,nihainengzaiqipadianme?woyeshinaozichoujin,zhaonizuoshi!”xiaoyunyanqigugudedengzhefangchen。

“biedanxin,zheifuerdaizaiwoyanzhongzaoyishigesiren!”fangchenzhendingziru,mululingli!

xiaoyunyanyanjingyifan,touguoqugebaiyan:“nizaiwoyanzhongjiushigechibaifande,zhaonidangdangjianpaisuanshizhaocuole,yihuizhaogejiekou,likai!”

fangchenmizhiyileng,zijizheishibeihenhenbishilema?

……

“hahaha!junshangnianbileba!”

wangtianchaofengdaxiao,yilianxinve:

“xiaozong,nicongnataolaidezheimeyige***a?zheimexihuanyanxi?kanlaizheiweihunfudeshenfenyeshijiadeleba?”

“xiaojiapainilaitandanzi,nizuotianmeirangwomanyi,buguojintian,woquehenmanyi!

zheiyangba,shenghejituandedanziwokeyijinimenxiaojia,danshi,woyaonidangzhongtuojianyifulaijiniweihunfuzhuzhuxing!nikantachideneijiaoyigeyaxing,bushima?”

tashengqilingrendeshuodao,qiyanyuefazhangkuang!

dailaidebaobiaolimashiyi,duzhulebaojianmenkou,zheijiashikanlaixiaoyunyanruoshibuzhaozuo,gujihuishiqiangyingshouwanle!

“wangtian,niyetai**le,zuowanniduiwoxiaxiaolanshui,woyijingbuzhuijiule,xianzaijurantichuzheimeexindeyaoqiu?”xiaoyunyanlengruohanshuangdehechidao,tazhidaozijizheigezhaolaidejiaweihunfubeikanchuanle。

“yo,zheidoubeinizhidaolea!”

wangtiansongsongjian,guzuojingcha,shensegengjiawanwei:

“wohaidasuanzhuangyizhuangni,buguoni,benshaojintianbahuafangzaizheili,guaiguaideanzhaowoshuodequzuo!fouze,danzininabudaoshou,niliangyezoubuchuzheili,lianyesuyejiubuleni,wowangtianshuode!!”

“是吗?!”

“nishiwojianguokouqizuixiaozhangderen!”fangchendandanchusheng!

“yo,haizhuangni?nigelongtaozheimejizhezhaochuaia?”

wangtianqingmieyixiao,dandandecongpibaolichouchuyitahongpiaozi:“zheilishiliangqiankuai,bendashaodafangyixia,1500bangnifulelongtaofei,shengxiadewubaikuai,nahao,gundan,biejilianbuyaolian!”

shuoba,wangtianjiangwubaikuaiyibasafeilechuqu,xixililidehongpiaozi,huangyouyoudecongkongpiaoxia。

“yo,haibukuaiqujiana!lengzheganha?neikeshiqianni!”

唰!

fangchenyanshenyileng,leitingqishen!

tongkonglifangfozheshechuyidaolengdaogusuilidehanguanglijian——zhouzaowendufangshunjianjiangzhibingdian。

suoyourenkanzhezheigeyanshen,jingbuyouzizhudesuolesuobozi……

zaitamenyanzhong,sihukandaolefangchenshenshangzidaiyigudiexuecangqiongdehuamian,neishiwushudexuehaishiguduijierchengdexuexingqiyan!

啪——

众目睽睽之下!

fangchenyibazhangdafanwangtian,shunshiyijiaocaizaitalianshang:“nisuangeshenmedongxi?!jiuniyepeigenwojiaoban?”

“啊——”

xiaoyunyanxiayishidejingjiaoyisheng,tawanquanmeiyouxiangdao,zheigezijizhaolaidedangjianpai,huiturandongshou!

“ni,nigelongtaojurangandawo?zailonghaicheng,haicongweiyourenganzhangzuibenshao!”

beicaizaijiaoxiadewangtian,xiesidilidesihouqilai:“baobiao,baobiaojiwonongsita,chuleshiqing,benshaofuze!”

然而!

wangtiandailaideneiqibage**baobiao,queshiwudongyuzhong,yigegeshazhanzaiyuandifangfodiulejingqishenyiban,shenzhiquanshenshangxiadouzaibutingdezhandouduosuo……

zaitamenyanzhong,cishidefangchenshishen,shisishen……shenshangbaofadeqishi,wanruliangzuodashan,yaderenchuanbuguoqilai,xianzaibieshuodongshoule,taijiaozouludoufeijing!!

“shao,shaoye,wo、womendongbule,ganjuexiangshibeisishendingshangleyiyanga!”

哗啦啦……

yizhendaodi,zhongbaobiaorusigouyiyangdepazaidishang:“taitongkule……”

wangtianyizheng,wanquanbuzhidaozheishishenmeqingkuang?zijidebaobiaohaimeidongshou,zenmejiudaoxiale?

……

“buzhisihuo,biezaidaxiaoyunyandezhuyi,fouze,wangjiahuiconglonghaichengmoqu!”

fangchenlingliyihe,lingyizhijiaohenhencaizhulewangtiandeshouzhang!

“啊——痛痛痛!”

dunshi,wangtianfachushazhubandecanjiao,yaozheyadao:“xiaobiesan,benshaojizhuni,jizhunile,benshaoyidingyaonongsini!!zailonghaicheng,dezuibenshao,nijueduihuobuguomingtiandetaiyang!”

“哟,这么硬气?”

fangchenjianmeiyitiao,zhuaqizhuoshangdeyibadaocha,niezhewangtiandeshouzhang,‘ca’deyishengzhalejinqu!

yidaorudong,xuerupenquan!

zheiyidaohenlawuqing,hedexiaoyunyanyanpiyitiao:“fangchen……yaobu,jiuzheiyangsuanleba……”