“suan?!yaoshijiuzheiyangsuanledehua,neiqibushishenmerendoukeyizaiwomianqianjiaobanle?!”
fangchenmianlusenran,‘puci’yishengbachuwangtianshouzhangzhongdedaocha,shunshiyidaozhajinletadejiaohuaichu——
“又一刀?”
xiaoyunyanwanquanmengle,zheifangchenjiujingshishenmeren?kansilaoshi,zenmezheimehen?
zheigechangmiankanzhesuiranhenjieqi,keshi……houmianyaoruheshouchang?tawanquanbuzhidao。
yinweishiqingyijingbuzaitadekekongfanweile!
“啊——”
sixinliefeidecanjiaocongwangtianzuizhongfachu!
tayigefujiashaoyenashoudeguozheizhongtongku,zuiyingdeqiyanyixiazifuruan,qiuraoqilai:“ge,dage,wocuolewocuole,qiuninfangguowoa……woyihouzaiyebuganduixiaoyunyanyourenhexinsilea……”
“这就怂了?”
fangchenweiweiyixiao:“neime,xiaojiadedanzizenmeban?”
“woji,woji,woxianzaijiubajituandedanzijixiaojia……”
wangtianzhanshenglianlian,mentoudaosuandejianghetongshuangshoudishang:“dage,wo,woxiangquyiyuanbaozhayixiagebodatui……”
“heng!chounineidiannangqi!”
fangchenbaqiyiheng,qianqixiaoyunyandeyushou,huanglehuangshouzhongdehetong:“laopo,yijinggaoding,zanmenzouba!”
“a……bie,biejiaolaopo……”
xiaoyunyancongzhenjingzhonghuishen,qiaolianbuyouyihong。
cishidexinqingchuleyilianmengbi,haishimengbi!
fangchenyanjingyiji:“doushangchuangle,haibushilaopo?nixiangchiganmojingshualaipi?”
“啊?”
“ni,nibieluanshuo……neigele,jiuyidingshixifuma……”
taliansegengjiahongrun,yuwuluncidebianjiezhe。
“heihei,nizhenmengmengda……”fangchenliezuiyixiao,genchilefengmiyiyang。
……
离开酒店。
kaizhechejiangfangchensonghuilezhusuo。
临前。
xiaoyunyanweiweiyixiaohenqingchengdeshuodao:
“fangchen……xiexienitiwochuqi。yebangwonaxialedanzi,keshenghejituandebeijinghenkongbu,nidalewangtian,yitaneixiacibibaodexingge,kendinghuizhaonisuanzhangde。”
“zheizhangkaliyou8wankuai,xiwangjinwoyisiweibozhili,keyibangdaoni…yaoshikeyidehua,nikeyiquhengdiandanglongtao,neilidejiyugengduo…”
hualuo,tayijiaoyoumen,jichiliqu,yanshenzhongjiazazhexiexudemangranwuzhu。
xiaoyunyanxinzhonggenmingjingside,fangchenyongquantoujiaoxunlewangtian,huanlaileshenghejituan3geyidedanzi,kesuizhierlaidemafanyehuibuduan。
wangtianbukenengchizheizhongyabakui!
yuexiangsixuyueluan,fandexiaoyunyanzhuakuangdenaolenaoxiufa:
“axiba!zheigefangchen,zheixiamiandeshiqing,woyaozenmechulima?zheidanzi,xiangdangyushiqianglaideya……shenghejituanhuibuhuirenzhangdoushiyishuoni……woxiaoyunyanzhendeshinaozixiudoule!”
……
“xiaoyunyan,nihaishineimeshanliang……”
niezheshouzhongdeyinxingka,fangchenxinzhongyizhennuanyi,jiezhebianshilianseyichen:“yufenghezai?!”
“君上,我在…”
gaodaweimengdexiaopangzi,ruguimeiyibandechuxianzaifangchenshenqian。
“woyaoxiaoyunyanzaixiaojiadeyiqieziliao,baokuoguoderuhe!”
“lingwai,benjunshangbuguanniyongshenmebanfa,jiangwangjiaconglonghaichengmoqu,shunbianrangshenghejituandaobi!gandawoxifudezhuyi,huoniwaile!
haiyou,anpaidayangbianneibiandecaituan,jixiaoyunyannongjigebaiyidadan!”
fangchendandandeanpaiyisheng,yanshenxiliwubian!
gandaxiaoyunyandezhuyi,fangchenzishizhizhongdoumeidasuanfangguowangtian!
“啥?”
yufengyileng:“junshang,niyaozijidechanyedaobi?neishenghejituankeshinidechanyea……”
“嗯哼?”
fangchenzhoumei:“hushuoshenmeni,benjunshangsuiranjiadayeda,peiyangdexiaodiduoruniumao,danlonghaichengdechanye,benjunshanghaicongweishezu!”
“junshang,nixiaoshidezheisannian,fashengdeshiqingtaiduole,gechudedalaozhaodenitoupifama!
zhihaoyibianxunzhaonin,yibianzaigeditouzishili,xianzaideshenghejituanganggangbeitianhundianbinggou……
shibuxiangman,yufengnaishishenghejituandemuhoukongzhiren,erjunshangzeshishijidaboss!”
yufenglaoshihanhoudejieshiyisheng!
“shizhiduoshao?”fangchenwendao。
“五十亿小钱钱!”
“caiwushiyi,jiuyaorutianhundian?meiyouqianyishizhiyeganrutianhundian?zhidaodiurenma?”fangchenmeihaoqidexunchidao!
“e……junshang,zheibushiwuliaoma…jiushoulongleyixiexiaoxiami…”yufenghanhandemomonaodai。
“得了——”
fangchenyanzhuyifan,yanshenyidong:“zheiyangba,wangjiasihuo,youxiaoyunyanjueding,shenghejituansongjixiaoyunyandangzuojianmianli,niquanpaiyixia!”
“mingbai!wozheijiuanpai!”
“neinixiantuixiaba!benjunshangquchilouxiagewufan,ganggangmeichibao……”
……
拉面店!
dianleyiwanreqitengtengdelamian,fangchenganggangzuoxiameiduohui,biantingdaoyidaotianlaizhiyinchuanjinerpang:
“e,fangchen,wo……”
“10wankuai,ganbugan?”
唰!
quanchangshengkouwubucemuguanwang……
dunshi,beijingyandaole,cinvzhiyingtianshangyoua!
“wa!fubaimaomeidazhangtui,kendingshigebaifumei!”
“zheiyanzhi,zheishencai,bieshuo10wankuai!”
“daojiqian,yegana!”
……
“nizenmeyoulaile?nizhibuzhidaonizheihuahenrongyirangrenfuxianglianpian,chanshengwuhui?”
fangchenwunaiyixiao,lairenzhengshixiaoyunyan,zhibuguo,yuchujingren。
“e……wobuzhidaozenmeshuo……wozheicifanhuilai,youyijianshixiangbaituoni……”
wangzhemanchangdeguaiyiyanguang,xiaoyunyanmiansegangadefulefufashao……
benshiyanshizijidejiongtai……
jieguo,zheigedongzuo,queshiqianzibaitai,yindewushushengkoufengkuangjianjiao,douxiangqudageshan……
“走,出去说!”
dunshi,fangchenzhuaqixiaoyunyandeyushou,jiuxiangzhewaibianpaoqu!
neihuamian,neishuaiqidedongzuo,jiuxiangxiyangxixia,baqioubaqianzhenvzhudexiaoshoupaokaiyiyang,fangfoneidonggandebgmdouzaizhongrenerpangxuanrao!
shanei,yindeyipianjinghu!
哗啦啦——
diannei,suoyounanxinggukefangxiashouzhongdelamian,congcongzhuilechuqu——
lamiantiantianchi,kezheizhongbaifumeizhongmukuikuizhixiachuqianshuirende,haishitouyihuijiana!
sheizhidao,neibaifumei,xiayibuyaozenmenongni!
跑到外面!
萧云颜面色通红——
congxiaodaoda,zijideshenticonglaimeibeinanrenpengguo……
erzheigeyaolezijishenzidenanren,benyinggaijiqifangandecaishi……
weishenme,tayierzaiersandeqiangshiqianqidezijidexiaoshou,zijiquebuzhidaoqujujue?
“neige……yaobuwomenshangcheshuoba……”
xiaoyunyanzhizhelubiandeaodia4,qingyaobeichi!
“也好!”
errentongshishangche,chechuangshengshang!
“我去!”
“zheimofeijiushichuanshuozhongde……zhenchea?!”
“zheiyetai666leba!”
“jiuzheimepobujidaile?”
“偶像啊!”
“diaosidage,qiuchuanshouliaobaifumeizhishu!!”
genchulaidediaosimen,kandaozheiyimu,dunshizhefumobai,peifusile!