第4章 那个了,就一定是媳妇吗?

“suan?!yaoshijiuzheiyangsuanledehua,neiqibushishenmerendoukeyizaiwomianqianjiaobanle?!”

fangchenmianlusenran,‘puci’yishengbachuwangtianshouzhangzhongdedaocha,shunshiyidaozhajinletadejiaohuaichu——

“又一刀?”

xiaoyunyanwanquanmengle,zheifangchenjiujingshishenmeren?kansilaoshi,zenmezheimehen?

zheigechangmiankanzhesuiranhenjieqi,keshi……houmianyaoruheshouchang?tawanquanbuzhidao。

yinweishiqingyijingbuzaitadekekongfanweile!

“啊——”

sixinliefeidecanjiaocongwangtianzuizhongfachu!

tayigefujiashaoyenashoudeguozheizhongtongku,zuiyingdeqiyanyixiazifuruan,qiuraoqilai:“ge,dage,wocuolewocuole,qiuninfangguowoa……woyihouzaiyebuganduixiaoyunyanyourenhexinsilea……”

“这就怂了?”

fangchenweiweiyixiao:“neime,xiaojiadedanzizenmeban?”

“woji,woji,woxianzaijiubajituandedanzijixiaojia……”

wangtianzhanshenglianlian,mentoudaosuandejianghetongshuangshoudishang:“dage,wo,woxiangquyiyuanbaozhayixiagebodatui……”

“heng!chounineidiannangqi!”

fangchenbaqiyiheng,qianqixiaoyunyandeyushou,huanglehuangshouzhongdehetong:“laopo,yijinggaoding,zanmenzouba!”

“a……bie,biejiaolaopo……”

xiaoyunyancongzhenjingzhonghuishen,qiaolianbuyouyihong。

cishidexinqingchuleyilianmengbi,haishimengbi!

fangchenyanjingyiji:“doushangchuangle,haibushilaopo?nixiangchiganmojingshualaipi?”

“啊?”

“ni,nibieluanshuo……neigele,jiuyidingshixifuma……”

taliansegengjiahongrun,yuwuluncidebianjiezhe。

“heihei,nizhenmengmengda……”fangchenliezuiyixiao,genchilefengmiyiyang。

……

离开酒店。

kaizhechejiangfangchensonghuilezhusuo。

临前。

xiaoyunyanweiweiyixiaohenqingchengdeshuodao:

“fangchen……xiexienitiwochuqi。yebangwonaxialedanzi,keshenghejituandebeijinghenkongbu,nidalewangtian,yitaneixiacibibaodexingge,kendinghuizhaonisuanzhangde。”

“zheizhangkaliyou8wankuai,xiwangjinwoyisiweibozhili,keyibangdaoni…yaoshikeyidehua,nikeyiquhengdiandanglongtao,neilidejiyugengduo…”

hualuo,tayijiaoyoumen,jichiliqu,yanshenzhongjiazazhexiexudemangranwuzhu。

xiaoyunyanxinzhonggenmingjingside,fangchenyongquantoujiaoxunlewangtian,huanlaileshenghejituan3geyidedanzi,kesuizhierlaidemafanyehuibuduan。

wangtianbukenengchizheizhongyabakui!

yuexiangsixuyueluan,fandexiaoyunyanzhuakuangdenaolenaoxiufa:

“axiba!zheigefangchen,zheixiamiandeshiqing,woyaozenmechulima?zheidanzi,xiangdangyushiqianglaideya……shenghejituanhuibuhuirenzhangdoushiyishuoni……woxiaoyunyanzhendeshinaozixiudoule!”

……

“xiaoyunyan,nihaishineimeshanliang……”

niezheshouzhongdeyinxingka,fangchenxinzhongyizhennuanyi,jiezhebianshilianseyichen:“yufenghezai?!”

“君上,我在…”

gaodaweimengdexiaopangzi,ruguimeiyibandechuxianzaifangchenshenqian。

“woyaoxiaoyunyanzaixiaojiadeyiqieziliao,baokuoguoderuhe!”

“lingwai,benjunshangbuguanniyongshenmebanfa,jiangwangjiaconglonghaichengmoqu,shunbianrangshenghejituandaobi!gandawoxifudezhuyi,huoniwaile!

haiyou,anpaidayangbianneibiandecaituan,jixiaoyunyannongjigebaiyidadan!”

fangchendandandeanpaiyisheng,yanshenxiliwubian!

gandaxiaoyunyandezhuyi,fangchenzishizhizhongdoumeidasuanfangguowangtian!

“啥?”

yufengyileng:“junshang,niyaozijidechanyedaobi?neishenghejituankeshinidechanyea……”

“嗯哼?”

fangchenzhoumei:“hushuoshenmeni,benjunshangsuiranjiadayeda,peiyangdexiaodiduoruniumao,danlonghaichengdechanye,benjunshanghaicongweishezu!”

“junshang,nixiaoshidezheisannian,fashengdeshiqingtaiduole,gechudedalaozhaodenitoupifama!

zhihaoyibianxunzhaonin,yibianzaigeditouzishili,xianzaideshenghejituanganggangbeitianhundianbinggou……

shibuxiangman,yufengnaishishenghejituandemuhoukongzhiren,erjunshangzeshishijidaboss!”

yufenglaoshihanhoudejieshiyisheng!

“shizhiduoshao?”fangchenwendao。

“五十亿小钱钱!”

“caiwushiyi,jiuyaorutianhundian?meiyouqianyishizhiyeganrutianhundian?zhidaodiurenma?”fangchenmeihaoqidexunchidao!

“e……junshang,zheibushiwuliaoma…jiushoulongleyixiexiaoxiami…”yufenghanhandemomonaodai。

“得了——”

fangchenyanzhuyifan,yanshenyidong:“zheiyangba,wangjiasihuo,youxiaoyunyanjueding,shenghejituansongjixiaoyunyandangzuojianmianli,niquanpaiyixia!”

“mingbai!wozheijiuanpai!”

“neinixiantuixiaba!benjunshangquchilouxiagewufan,ganggangmeichibao……”

……

拉面店!

dianleyiwanreqitengtengdelamian,fangchenganggangzuoxiameiduohui,biantingdaoyidaotianlaizhiyinchuanjinerpang:

“e,fangchen,wo……”

“10wankuai,ganbugan?”

唰!

quanchangshengkouwubucemuguanwang……

dunshi,beijingyandaole,cinvzhiyingtianshangyoua!

“wa!fubaimaomeidazhangtui,kendingshigebaifumei!”

“zheiyanzhi,zheishencai,bieshuo10wankuai!”

“daojiqian,yegana!”

……

“nizenmeyoulaile?nizhibuzhidaonizheihuahenrongyirangrenfuxianglianpian,chanshengwuhui?”

fangchenwunaiyixiao,lairenzhengshixiaoyunyan,zhibuguo,yuchujingren。

“e……wobuzhidaozenmeshuo……wozheicifanhuilai,youyijianshixiangbaituoni……”

wangzhemanchangdeguaiyiyanguang,xiaoyunyanmiansegangadefulefufashao……

benshiyanshizijidejiongtai……

jieguo,zheigedongzuo,queshiqianzibaitai,yindewushushengkoufengkuangjianjiao,douxiangqudageshan……

“走,出去说!”

dunshi,fangchenzhuaqixiaoyunyandeyushou,jiuxiangzhewaibianpaoqu!

neihuamian,neishuaiqidedongzuo,jiuxiangxiyangxixia,baqioubaqianzhenvzhudexiaoshoupaokaiyiyang,fangfoneidonggandebgmdouzaizhongrenerpangxuanrao!

shanei,yindeyipianjinghu!

哗啦啦——

diannei,suoyounanxinggukefangxiashouzhongdelamian,congcongzhuilechuqu——

lamiantiantianchi,kezheizhongbaifumeizhongmukuikuizhixiachuqianshuirende,haishitouyihuijiana!

sheizhidao,neibaifumei,xiayibuyaozenmenongni!

跑到外面!

萧云颜面色通红——

congxiaodaoda,zijideshenticonglaimeibeinanrenpengguo……

erzheigeyaolezijishenzidenanren,benyinggaijiqifangandecaishi……

weishenme,tayierzaiersandeqiangshiqianqidezijidexiaoshou,zijiquebuzhidaoqujujue?

“neige……yaobuwomenshangcheshuoba……”

xiaoyunyanzhizhelubiandeaodia4,qingyaobeichi!

“也好!”

errentongshishangche,chechuangshengshang!

“我去!”

“zheimofeijiushichuanshuozhongde……zhenchea?!”

“zheiyetai666leba!”

“jiuzheimepobujidaile?”

“偶像啊!”

“diaosidage,qiuchuanshouliaobaifumeizhishu!!”

genchulaidediaosimen,kandaozheiyimu,dunshizhefumobai,peifusile!