asidunmadingdb9，tuhaojin，jiageyinggaizaisibaiwanzuoyou。
kanlaizheixiaobailianyoudianlaitou，duoyishiburuxiaoyishi，haishiganjinlikaizheigeshifeizhidiba。
“duchen，yihoubielaifanwole，woyijingyounanpengyoule。”xiabingyaohanzheliandao。
duchendouledoubozishangdejinlianzi，renbuzhudaxiaodao：“haha，bingyao，nishuodebuhuishizheigeqiongbiba？”
穷逼？
woca，zheixiaobailiantaichangkuangle，jingganmawoqiongbi？！qirentaishen。
xiabingyaoshunshoulazhuletanglongdegebo，shuodao：“haizhenrangnicaiduile，tajiushiwoxinjiaodenanpengyou，queqiedeshuo，yinggaishiweihunfu。”
duchenyibazhaidiaolemojing，raozhetanglongzhuanlejiquan，yilianbuxiedao：“xinglebingyao，zanliangyesuanshiqingmeizhuma，nishipianbulewode，jiusuanxiangzhaodangjianpai，nihaodaiyezhaogexiangyangde，jiuzheichouqigai，yepeidangwodeqingdi？zheiyetaibuzilianglileba？”
xiabingyaoyeshiyulianyihong，xinghaoduchenmeiyoudangzhen，yaoburantanglongkejiudaodameile，zheijianshishizaishitaiqiankaolv。
zheishi，tangtanglazhuletanglongdeshou，sajiaodao：“baba，niyidingyaobaohumama，burangtashouwairenqifu。”
爸爸？
xiabingyaoyilianxiuhongdao：“tangtang，xiashuoshenmeni。”
“mama，nibunengzheiyang，suirantanglongshushuzhangdebushihenshuai，yemeiyouqian，chuandeyoulata，kebuguanzenmeshuo，tadouzhihaoletangtangdeguaibing，niyinggaidongdezhientubao，yishenxiangxu。”tangtangyibenzhengjingdeshuodao。
yipangdetanglongxiaojizhuomidediantoudao：“duiduidui，tangtangshuodetaiduile。”
“duinigedatougui，bizui！”xiabingyaoxiunudao。
kanzhesanrenqilerongrong，duchenjiushiyiduzihuo，zhizhetanglongdebizimadao：“chouqigai，zheishiyibaikuaiqian，ganjinnaqianzouren。”
“ding，suzhuchufarenwu，baohumunvhua，shifoujieshou？”
“ding，suzhujieshourenwu，renwukaishi，dianjichakanrenwuxiangqing。”
“renwudengji：dji。”
“renwuyaoqiu：ganzouwankudashao，keziyoufahui。”
“renwujiangli：libaoyige。”
tanglongxiangdoumeixiangjiujieshoule，xiangduchenzheizhongeshao，jiushiqianshoushi。
啪。
yidaoxiangliangdeerguangchuanchu，duchenzhijiebeitanglongchoufanzaidi，lianmenyadoubeidadiaole，xianxueliuleyizui。
tanglongjiangxiabingyaolouzaihuaili，fushizheduchenhandao：“youqianjiulebuqi？bieyiweikaizhejibaiwandepaoche，jiunengpohuaiwomenfuqizhijiandeganqing，meiyouyongde，nigenbenbuzhidaowoyouduoyouxiu，wojiuxiangheiyelideyinghuochong，cuicanduomu，dangshidangbuzhude。”
“a，woyaoshaleni。”duchenqilicanjiaoyisheng，zaicichaotanglongchongleshangqu。
嘭。
youshiyijiaochuaichu，duchenzhijiebeichuaifeilechuqu，houbeizhongzhongzadaoleasidunmadingdechegaishang。
“dadehao，xiangzheizhongfuerdaijiushiqianzou，ziyiweiyoujigechouqian，jiukeyisuibianwannvren。”
“啊呸，**。”
“xiaobailian，daniangshangniyigechoujidan。”
pa，danhuangzaiduchenlianshangbaolekailai，guoludexingrenyedoufenfenshangqian‘wenhou’zheduchen。
“ni……nizhidaowoshisheima？xinbuxinwonongsinimen。”xingwuguolaideduchenzhizhezhouweiderenqunjiaomadao。
“gouyinrenjialaopohaiyoulile？”
“made，xiaobailiantaixiaozhangle，zhenshiqianchou。”
shijigerenyiyongershang，duizheduchenjiushiyidunquandajiaoti。
“biedale，jingchalaile。”yebuzhidaoshisheihanleyisheng，sizhourenqunyihongersan。
ercishidetanglong，yijingbaoqitangtang，lazhexiabingyaoshangleche。
“ding，suzhuchenggongwanchengrenwu，jianglidalibaoyige，feicuiwangdejiyi，kesuishichakan。”
“haha，zhenshitaishuangle。”tanglongbaozhetangtangshuodao。
xiabingyaoyilianlengmodao：“nichuangdahuole，nizhidaoduchenshishenmerenma？”
tanglongyaotoudao：“buzhidao，wojintianzaoshangcaidaodedonghai。”
fadongchezi，xiabingyaoyilianningzhongdeshuodao：“duchendejiazuzaidonghaihenyoushili，heibailiangdaotongchi，dezuitagendezuiyanwangmeishenmequbie，erqiedujiashidaomuqijia，jingyingzhejijiaguwancheng，shengyihaodebudele，erqietahaishidonghaidixiahuangdituyedegansunzi。”
“秃爷？”
tanglongyileng，wendao：“jiushineigehaocheng‘lingdianguohou，wozuozhu’detuye？”
零点过后，我做主！
shuodejiushidonghaidetuye。
tingshuozhiyaoguolewanshangshierdian，donghaijiushituyeshuolesuan。
dangran，zheishibijiaokuazhangdeshuofa。
xianzaikeshifazhishehui，yigeliumangtouzizailihai，neiyezhishiyigeliumangtouzieryi。
yaoshicaiguoxian，yedechihuashengmi。
xiabingyaodiantoudao：“jiushita。”
“xian……xianzaidaoqianhailaidejima？”tanglongganxiaozheshuodao。
xiabingyaojiangchetinghao，jiekaianquandai，bailetanglongyiyanshuodao：“nishuoni？”
jiantanglongyiliandechoumeikulian，tangtangxiaoshenganweidao：“fangxinba，womamayidinghuibaohunide，tayebuxiangshouhuogua。”
哐当。
xiabingyaozhongzhongguanshanglechemen，yilianxiunudao：“tangtang，nidaodishisheidenver？”
tangtangchaoxiabingyaozuolegeguilian，zheicaicongtanglongtuishangpalexialai。
“baba，genwohuijia。”tangtanglaqitanglongdeshou，aojiaodeshuodao。
yipangdexiabingyaoheizheliandao：“tangtang，daodisheicaishizheigejiadezhuren？”
“wuwu，mamayouxiongwo，danqinjiatingshangbuqi。”tangtangbaozhetanglong，haohaodakudao：“baba，kanlaizanliangyaojingshenchuhule。”
这都什么跟什么呀？
xiabingyaojiuzhetangtangdeerduo，niutoudengleyiyantanglong，hengdao：“yebuzhidaonijiwonverguanleshenmemihuntang。”
tanglongmolemoxiaba，ziliandeshuodao：“kanlaiwotanglongdeshuaibujiandangnianya，lianyigesisuidexiaoluoliyebeiwomideshishenhundiandao。”
“zhenbuyaolian，ganjinjinlaiba。”shurumimahou，xiabingyaozheicaikaimenzoulejinqu。
“liangnainai，tangtanghuilaile。”gangyijinmen，tangtangjiupobujidaidechaochufangpaoqu。
zheishi，congchufanglizouchulaiyige**，zaitangtangbizishangqingqinghualeyixia，xiaodao：“tangtang，nidebinghaole？”
“ngng，shibabazhihaowode。”tangtangzhongzhongdiantoudao。
liangmayileng，yilianbujiedao：“baba？”
“liangma，bietingtangtangxiashuo，zheixiaozijiaotanglong，shijitangtangkanbingde，dengtangtangdebingwanquanhaolezhihou，wohuijitayibiqian。”xiabingyaodengletangtangyiyan，meihaoqideshuodao。
“e，yuanlaishizheiyangya。”liangmayiliandeluomo，ranhouxiaozheshiyidao：“tangxiansheng，zhunbeichifanba。”
“haodeliangma。”tanglongsuishoujiangshoutibaodiudaoleshafashang，yi**zuolexiaqu。
“咦？”
tanglongnaqichajishangdexiangkuangshuodao：“liangma，zheixiaoyatoushishei？nandaoshitangtangma？yikanjiushimeirenpeizi。”
“ding，suzhuchufarenwu，zhengfuanliannvshenxiabingyao，shifoujieshou？”
纳尼？
暗恋女神？！
我擦，什么情况？！