第4章
楚轩一脸懵圈。
bujiushiyigezheguangdedongxime？
还有别的含义？
chenglimianderendouzheimechaodema？
“jinijini，xiaoqigui。”
hanyanerhengleyisheng：“gangcaideshiquanbuwangji，jiexialaishuozhengshi。”
“shenmezhengshi？”chuxuanlengleyixia。
hanyanernachuyizhangyinxingka，didaochuxuanmianqian。
“zheilishiwubaiwan，zuoweinijiuzhiwoyeyedelaowufei。”
“dengniyeyexinglaizaishuoba，woshifushuole，bingrenmeihao，qianbushou。”chuxuanbailebaishou，youdao：“kuangqie，woheniyouyueding，nidaiwolaijinling，jiandaoweihunqichenxuening，wobangnijiuniyeye，wuxuewaizaijiwobaochou。”
“keshihenijiuwoyeyebiqilai，wotigongjinidebangzhuweibuzudao，zheiyangmeiguanxima？”hanyanererandao。
“wojuedezugou，neijiugoule。”
“chuxianshenghaitingyougexingde。”hanyanergaokanlechuxuanyiyan，shouqileyinxingka。
“jianchenxueningmeiyouwenti，dannizuihaoxianyouxinlizhunbei。”
chuxuanmeitouyizhou：“zheihuashishenmeyisi？”
“chenxueningbushiyibandenvren，yuanfeininengjiayude，nizaitamianqian，kenenghuibeichidegutoudoubushengyigen。”
“tashishirenzu？”chuxuanyilianchayi。
“噗！”
hanyaneryigemeirenzhu，xiaochulesheng。
“nixiangnaliqule，wodeyisishitahennanxiangchu，bingqiesishenghuofeichanghunluan，bushaogongzigedoushitadetiangou，yijuhua，gengshiyouwushubeitaibangtaqianfuhouji，weimingshicong。”
“niyigecongshanlimianlaide，hennandoudeguorenjia，youqishidingzherenjiaweihunfudetouxian，kendinghuibeirenqunqiergongzhi，duidetiwuwanfu。”
chuxuanqingsongdao：“meiguanxi，laiyigewodayige，lailianggewodayishuang。”
“shime？”hanyanerjianchuxuanzheimetianzhen，dasuanrangtachibieyixia。
“linjinbangwan，chenxueninggujizaichangqudelanyemeijiubaxiaosa，woxianzaijiudainiquzhaota！”
chuxuandiandiantou，yipaijihe，dangjihehanyanerquchelaizhilanyemeijiuba。
yechangzhizhong，denghongjiulv，yinleshengyinzheneryulong，sizhousanfazhezhizuijinmideqixi，rangrenbumianyouxiechenlun。
“hanzong，yiweinintiqiananpaihaoweizhi，qingzuo。”
laizhiqian，hanyanerjiuhejiubalaobandaguozhaohu。
suoyitahechuxuangangchuxian，jiubeijiubalaobanyingdaovipzuo，bingfenfuhaojigebaobiaobaohu，bimianyiwai。
“xinkule，nimangzijidequba。”
hanyanerdafazoulejiudianlaoban，zhizhezuizhongxindekazuodao：“neigechuandezuishaozuisaodenvrenjiushichenxuening！”
chuxuanshunzhetadezhixiangyikan，faxianzheichenxueningzhangdequeshiqingguoqingcheng。
butongyuhanyanerdeqingchunxiuli，chenxueninglvexianyaoyan，zhangzhangdejiemaopeishangwumeijingzhideliandan，zaisxingquxianxia，pojuyujiemeili。
cishi，tazhengdianzhegongzhuyan，zaiyiqunrenzhongxingpengyuexiasiyixujiu。
“nideweihunqishijishangjiushige**，biegaosuwo，niyaoquzheizhonghuosehuijia。”hanyanertuozhesai，huafengzhongdaizhejifenbuxie。
zaitayanli，chuxuanyaopeiyeshipeizijizheiyangdenvren。
chenxueningzheiyangdejiamingyuan，hechuxuangenbenbuda。
pingjiechuxuandebenling，shenmeyangdenvrenqubudao？
“haixingba，wojuedetaxinggebuhuai，jiaoyuyixiajiuhaole。”chuxuansixiaofeixiao。
“ha？taxinggebuhuai？nibuzhidaotazhengrenshouduanyouduomekepa！”hanyanertucaodao。
“zhiyujiaoyu，nibubeitajiaoyudousuanhaode，haixiangjiaoyuta？nijianguoqujiaoyuxianrenzhangdeme？”
chuxuanbiaoqingguguai：“nimenjiahechenjiabushishijiaoma？zenmeganjuenihechenxueningguanxibutaihaodeyangzi？”
“wohetabenjiubushiyigeshijiederen，yejingchangyourennawohetabijiao，wozhishibuxihuanbeizheizhongfanglangdenvrenladidangci。”hanyanerpielepiezui。
“neinikanrendeyanguangyoudaitigao。”
“嗯？”
hanyanerxiumeiweipin，hehedao：“nishijuedewobugoulejieta？”
“meicuo，niduitalejiebugou。”
chuxuandiandiantou，heleyikoujiweijiu，xiaodao：“taqishihenchunjie。”
“纯洁个屁啊！”
韩烟儿一脸无语。
“yigebushipaojiuba，jiushiheyiqunhupenggouyouxiazhuanyoudenvren，nishuotachunjie？tayaoshichunjie，neimechunjiezheigecijiubucunzaile！”
zaihanyanerkanlai，zijibuzhidaoshengguochenxueningduoshaobei。
kechuxuanquezhangkoubikoubachenxueningmeihuachengzheiyang，zhenshiqiren。
“dengxianijiuzhidaowoshuodeshiduishicuole。”
chuxuanchaizhexiaba，luchuleshenyouyiweidexiaorong。
dashifukanrendeyanguanghaizhenbuyiban，juranjizijizhaolegejipinweihunqi，bingqiehaijubeiteshutizhi，zhenshiyongxinliangku。
guangshichongzheifenxinyi，tayedehaohaonaxiachenxuening，bujidashifudiulian。
fangfochajuedaolechuxuandemuguang，chenxueningniutouyikan，suiranrenbuchuchuxuanshishei，dantapangbiandehanyanerqueshanshanfaguang，rangrenbuzhuyidounan。
“meixiangdaotayehuilaizheili，zhenshixiqi。”
chenxueningxianglexiang，heyiqunpengyoushuolejuhua，xuanjidaizherenjubeilaizhihanyanermianqian。
haimeikaikou，baobiaobianjiangtamenlanxia。
“baoqian，laobanyoufenfu，moshengrenbudekaojinhanzong。”
zhongrendaxiao：“hahaha，nimenhaizhenshibuzhangyan，zheikeshichenjiaqianjin，niwenwennimenlaoban，zaizheigedifang，tashuoyi，nimenlaobanganbuganshuoer。”
baobiaomennikanwo，wokanni，yuyanyouzhi。
hanyanerwushileneiqunwankuzidi，shixianhuijuzaichenxueningshenshang。
“chenxiaojie，nikezhenweifeng，daizheyihuogoutuiziduibaobiaoyaowuyangwei，yebuzhidaochenjiazhujiandaozheiyimuhou，huizuoheganxiang，xiangbishibeiganxinweitanverdebaqizhijuba？”
duiyuhanyanerdeyinyangguaiqi，chenxueningbunufanxiaodao：“hanxiaojie，wobahuibuhuixinweibuzhidao，danwohenxinwei，bijingzheikeshiwodiyicijiannilaizheizhongdifang，shenbianhaigenzheyiweiqingxiudexiaobailian，zhenmeixiangdaoniyouzheizhongshihao。”
“bieyongnineiwocuodesixianglaichuaimowogaoshangderenpin。”
hanyanershuangshouhuanxiong，jiqiaodao：“woyaoxiangbaoyangxiaobailian，yebuhuirangnizhidao，danniyaoshibaoyangxiaobailian，gujiquanjinlingdouzhidao。”
“hanyaner，nishuohuabietaiguofen，wobuguoshikanzaihanjiademianzishangbugenniyibanjianshi，dannibiedecunjinchi。”
“chenxuening，decunjinchideshini，meitiansaobulajide，haifeideyaolashangmeitibawozuobijiao，zhenjiwodiuren。”
liangnvshuozheshuozhebianzhenjianduimaimang，huoqicengcengmao，bayizhongkankedouhedetuibisanshe。
“nvrenhekuweinannvren，genghekuangshiliangweizheimepiaoliangdenvrenni？”chuxuanjianchangmianshikong，zhudongdahuanchang。
chenxueningyidun，shenshougoulegouchuxuandexiaba。
“zheixiaobailianshuohuahaitinghaoting，jiaoshenmemingzi？”
“chunjiedechenxiaojie，wojiaochuxuan，yigeheniguanxihenmiqiedenanren。”
hanyaneryitingdaozheihua，liandoulvle。
“wei，niyoubingba？haizhenxintachunjie？”
“kuiwohaibanidangshiwaigaoren，gaolebantian，nijiushigezhikanliandan，bukanrenpindesuren！”
yueshuoyueqi，shuodaozuihou，hanyanercaizhegaogenxiebianduomenerchu。
chenxueningmeiyoulihuihanyaner，fandaodengzhedayanjing，zhalezha：“wohaishidiyicijianyourenshuowochunjie，nizheixiaobailianyoudianbutaiyiyanga！”
“zheiyangba，wokannijintianbiaoxianhaitingkeguande，tebieshibangwoqizoulehanyaner，weibiaojiangli，wokaibihanyanershuangbeidebaoyangfei，nirihougenwohunba。”
“shouxian，wobushixiaobailian。”
chuxuanbijinchenxuening，luchuleyigerenxuwuhaidexiaorong。
“qici......”
shuohuajian，tashouyitan，lanzhuchenxueningxianxideyao，songruzijihuaizhong。
“wokeshinideweihunfu，duiwoshuohuakedewenroudian！”