老阎王跑路,三岁奶娃啃印玺第1章

youandemingfuyanwangdiannei,wanqianguikuzhishenghuijuchengyipianchenmendewuyan。

kongqizhise,yadedianzhongyizhongmingfuguanlijihuchuanbuguoqi。

panguancuijuemeitoujinsuo,shouzhong【shengsibu】dezhujianbianyuanjihubeitawuyishidinianpo。

niutoumamianchuishou,heibaiwuchangmiansebipingrigengjiacanbai。

dianmenwai,wushudengdaishenpandehunpozaodongbuan,yuanqijihuningchengshizhi,paidazhejinbidedianmen。

yigeshenyingcikequeyuzheisushaqifengegeburu。

qinguang,benyingduanzuogaotangdeyanwang,cikequeshiyifuyounizhongniannanrendedaban。

tatoufaluanzaozao,jilvyouguangfaliangdetiezaiejiao。

shenshangneijianbenyingweiyandeyanwangpaofu,beitahuluansaijinyigegugunangnangdehuisebubaofuli。

baofubeitaxiaoxinyiyitizaishouzhong,jiaoxiabuzimaideyouqingyoukuai,chaozhedianhoupianmendefangxiangnuodong。

neimoyang,huoxiangyizhitoulejidehuangshulang。

“阎君,留步。”

cuijuedeshengyinbugao,quedaizheburongcuobiandehanyi,zaizheisijidedadianzhongzhouranxiangqi。

qinguangdeshenxingmengdiyijiang。

tahuanhuanzhuanguoshen,lianshangduiqiyigejiqixuweidexiaorong。

“cuipanguan,youheyaoshi?benwang…e,wozhengyaoquhouyuanxunchayifan。”

cuijueshouchihuban,yibubuzoujin,meiyibudouxiangcaizaiqinguangdexinjianshang。

“yanjun,ninzheibaofu,shiyaoxunchahechu?”

qinguangyanzhuziluanzhuan,etoushenchuximidehanzhu。

“a,zheige,zheigeshi…shibenwangdeyixiesirenwupin,dasuannaquhuanyijuqingxiqingxi。”

tahuayinweiluo,cuijueyiranzhandingzaitamianqian。

“yanjunwannianxinlao,hecengxuyaoqinzichulizheidengsuoshi?”

qinguangjianhunongbuguoqu,lianshangdexiaorongshunjiankuata。

tajiangbaofuwangdishangyireng,fachuyishengmenxiang。

“buzhuangle!tanpaile!”

qinguangyi**zuozaidishang,kaishichuixiongdunzu,shengyinqili。

“wodangzheiyanwangduoshaonianle?a?zhengzhengyiwannian!yiwannianbumianbuxiu,piyuegongwen,shenpanguihun,nimensheitiliangguowo?”

“yeji!yeji!tiantiandoushiyeji!difudekpibitiantinghaizhong!”

“laozibuganle!zheipoyanwangsheiaidangsheidangqu!”

takuhaozhe,shengyinzaikongkuangdedadianhuidang,zhendeliangshangchentususuluoxia。

zhongyinchamianmianxiangqu,xianranbeizheituruqilaideyimujingdebuqing。

qinguangmolebagenbenbucunzaideyanlei,turancongshenhou,yebuzhishiheshihechuzangnide,lachulaiyigexiaoxiaoderenying。

neishiyigeyuemosansuidexiaonvwa。

fendiaoyuzhuo,chuanzheyishenouhesedexiaoruqun,toufashuchenglianggekeaidejiujiu。

tayishuangwuliuliudedayanjing,haoqididaliangzhezheiheiqiqi、yinsensendedadian。

xiaonvwahuaili,haijinjinbaozheyigehongsede【bolanggu】。

“铛啷啷。”

bolanggusuizhetadedongzuo,fachuqingcuidexiangsheng,yudianwaiguikulanghaoxingchengguiyideduibi。

cuijuedengyizhongmingfuguanli,kanzhezheituranmaochulaidexiaowawa,yishidouyouxiefameng。

qinguangquebuguanbugu,lianshangluchuyimodechengdejianxiao。

tadongzuojikuai,yibazhuaguoxiaonvwarouhuhudexiaoshou。

ranhou,tajiangzijiyaojianneimeichendiandian、tongtiqihei,juankezhewushuxuanaofuwende【yanwangyinxi】,mengdisaijinlexiaonvwadehuaili。

“接着!”

xiaonvwacubujifang,beinei【yanwangyinxi】dezhongliangyidai,xiaoxiaodeshenziwanghouyiyang,chadianshuaidao。

taditoukankanhuailibinglengjianyingdeheisefangkuai,youkankanzijishouzhongxianyande【bolanggu】。

budengzhongrenfanying,qinguangbingzhirujian,zhijianningjuyidianyouanjinguang,feikuaididianzailexiaonvwademeixin。

jinguangyishanershi,meiruta**dejifu。

“礼成!”

qinguangpaipaishou,zhangshuyikouqi,fangfoxiexialewanjinzhongdan。

“xinyanwangmengmeng,erdengwubihaoshengfuzuo!”

“laoziwo,tuixiuxiangfuquye!”

huayinweiluo,qinguangshenshangshenguangbaozhang,shenyingshunjianbiandemohu。

“peng”deyishengqingxiang,tayuandixiaoshiwuzong,zhiliuxiayilvdandandeliuhuangqixi,zhengmingtacengjingcunzaiguo。

yanwangdiannei,xianruyipiansiji。

suoyouguicha,baokuocuijue,doubaochizhemudengkoudaidezishi。

xinrenyanwangmengmeng,beinei【yanwangyinxi】zadexiaoshenzihuanglehuang。

tahuailibaozhebitanaodaihaidadeyinxi,xiaolianzhouchengyituan。

taditou,yongxiaobizixiulexiuneiheiqiqideyinxi。

yiguzijinshudebinglenghunhezhedandandemoxiang,haiyouyisiruoyouruowudexuexingqi。

mengmengzhabazhabadayanjing,kankanyinxi,youkankanshouzhongde【bolanggu】。

tashenchu**dexiaoshetou,zainei【yanwangyinxi】jianyingdebianjiaotianleyixia。

小嘴一瘪。

“糖?”

taxiaoshengdigu,sihuyouxieshiwang。

ranhou,zaizhongmukuikuizhixia,zheiweixinshangrendeyanwangdaren,zhangkaixiaozui,duizheneixiangzhengmingfuzhigaoquanbingde【yanwangyinxi】,awuyikou,kenleshangqu。

“嘎嘣。”

yishengqingweide,yachiyujianyingwutipengzhuangdeshengyin。

“不好吃!”

mengmengtuchuzuilidekongqi,xiaomeitouzhoudegengjinle,xiaolianshangmanshixianqi。

tajuqi【yanwangyinxi】,sihuxiangbatadiudiao,danneidongxishizaitaichen,taxiaogeboxiaotuishibushangli。

cuijuedexiaba,cikejihuyaotuojiu。

tashenhoudeniutou,liangzhiniuyandengdetonglingyiban。

mamianzhangzhezhangzui,bantianhebulong。

heiwuchangshouzhongdegouhunsuo“pada”yishengdiaozaidishang。

baiwuchangneizhangzongshidaizheguiyixiaorongdelian,yejiangzhule。

zhenggeyanwangdian,suoyoumingfudalao,jitishihua。

tamenkanzheneigezhengnuliyongxiaoruyagen【yanwangyinxi】jiaojingdexiaowawa,naozhongyipiankongbai。

这…这是新阎王?

ken【yanwangyinxi】deyanwang?

dianwai,jiujiumeiyoudongjing。

denghoushenpandeguihunmenkaishibunaifan。

“zenmehuishi?haibukaishen?”

“yanwangyeshuizhelema?”

“fangwochuqu!woyaoshenyuan!”

guzaoshengyuelaiyueda,yuanqifanteng,jihuyaochongpodianmen。

dianneidesijiyudianwaidexuanxiao,xingchengleqiangliedefancha。

cuijuezhongyucongjizhidezhenjingzhonghuiguoshen。

taganjuezijidesizhiyouxiejiangying。

takanzhemengmeng,neigeyilianwugu,haizaishitujiang【yanwangyinxi】dangmoyabangdexiaoxiaoshenying。

tasihuyinweikenbudongneiheishitou,youxieshengqi,xiaoliangugude。

cuijuejiannanditunyanleyixia。

tayibuyibu,nuodaomengmengmianqian。

meiyibudouxiangshiguanleqian。

tawanxiayao,jinliangrangzijideshengyintingqilaibuneimezhandou。

“yan……yanwangdaren……”

cuijuedeshengyinganseshaya。

“您……您饿了?”

mengmengtaiqitou,wuliuliudedayanjingkanzhecuijue,xiaozuihaizhanzhedianyinxishangcengxialaideheisefenmo。

tashouliyijiujinjinzhuazheneige【bolanggu】,lingyizhishoufeilidibaozheneigebuhaochide“daheitang”。

cuijuekanzheta,xinzhongyipianmangran。

zheimingfudeweilai,jiujinghequhecong?