第四章强扭的瓜不甜
“choudaoshi，nizheishizaizhouwoganjinbasima！nizaiganluanshuo！xinbuxinwonongsini。”
“jiushi！yuemei，kannizhaolaidezheigoupidaoshi，zaizhouzanbasia！”
tingdaoshenhouneijianjiandeshengyin，zhongrenlimabamaotouquandouzhixiangshuohuadeyezhiqiu。
baijiaoshouyegenzhezhanchulai，zhizheyezhiqiunuhoudao：“nizheichoudaoshi，zaizheijiunishuohuashengyinzuida，wobaozheng，nizheishixiangyaomouhaisundong！”
yezhiqiuwanweikanzhezheilaotou，tagangyaokaikou，sunyuemeiqueshichongdaotashenqian，zhiwendao：“yezhiqiu，niyisishishuo，wobahaiyoujiu？zhendejiade？neininengbawobajiuxingma？”
yezhiqiupieleyiyankuaiduanqidesunlao，wanweidao：“jiunibashixiaoshi，dannidezheixiegegegensaozimenxuyaobizui。”
“ruoshixiangrangnibasi，jiurangnizheixiegegegensaozimenjixuzhengfencaichandeshi。”
“sunyuemei，buyaoxiangxinzheisishanpao！zanbameijiule，nihairangzheigechoudaoshijizanbazhiliao，nizheishiduizanbayouduobumanya！”
“wokanzhezheinongcungou，taruoganzhidezanbaduanqi，wonongsita！”
“xiaomei，wohuaiyizheigechoudaoshixiangmouhaizanba！”
sunyuemeidegegehesaozimen，yanyudasigongjiyezhiqiu，bingyanyuweixiezheta。
kanzhesunlaodezheixieerzierximen，yezhiqiuchaoxiaoqilai。
zheixiexiaojiahuoweilefengejiachan，bugutamenlaozidesihuo，haizhenshichuangqiandaxiaozia。
sunyuemeikanzhegegehesaozimendechoulouzuilian，qideliansetieqing，zuanjinquantou。
“sunlao，nizheixieerzi、erxilanzhewoni，bingbushiwobuxiangjinizhibinga！”yezhiqiusongsongjiandao。
“nimendoujiwobizui！”
suncimingyongjinzuihouyikouqi，shengyinsiyadenuhouyisheng。
jinjiezhe，tabishanglechuixiushuangmu，fangfosiquyiban。
suoyourenlianseyinchen，quandoudingzhebingchuangshangsunciming，buyoudebishanglezuiba。
“yezhiqiu，nizhennengzhihaowoba？”sunyuemeijidongdao。
zhiqianlaobameiyoukaikoushuohua，tabingbuxinzheidaoshinengzhihaoba。
danlaobagangcaihouleyisangzi，sunyuemeiyoubudebuxinzheidaoshi。
“nijiaotamendouanjing，woxianzaijiuduinibashizhen。”
shuowan，yezhiqiucongbaguabudaizhongtaochuyibaoyinzhen，zaiyaozhazhenshi，tapieleyiyansunyuemei：“kanhaozheibangdaxiaozi，buyaorangtamenfachuyidianshengyin，yaoshinibasile，bendaoyegaibufuze！”
“nifangxin，wohuikanhaotamende，zhiyaozhihaowoba，wulunshenmetiaojianwodoukeyidayingni。”sunyuemeirenzhendao。
“heihei，zheikeshinishuode，wozhihaoniba，nibixujiwodangdaotong。”
shuowan，yezhiqiushoulianshense，suishounaqiyiyinzhen，xunsuzharusunlaodetaiyangxuezhong。
jinjiezhe，tayiyinzhenweimeijie，duguoquyisilingqi，zaicinachujigenyinzhen，fenbiezhajin……
sunlaoshenshangmaochudaliangyanwu，etouliuchunongyuzhanchoudeheiseyeti……
sanfenzhonghou，yezhiqiubachuyinzhen，tuchuyikouzhuoqi。
zheilaojiahuochadianjiusi，haihaozijiyishugaochao。
cishi，sunyuemeijingdaile。
duiyuzhongyiderenzhiyechedidianfule！
“keke，shui，woyaoheshui。”zheishi，yijushayashengdapolebingfangzhongdejijing。
suoyourenhuiguoshenlai，bukesiyikanzhegangxingdesunciming。
gangcaihaikuaisideyangzi，xianzaijuranxingle，haikaikouyaoheshui，zheixingdeyetaikuaileba！
zheishi，baijiaoshouzhanyindao：“zhei……nandaojiushichuanshuozhong……huangdisanshisanzhen？”
yezhiqiupieletayiyan：“suannizheilaojiahuoyoudianyanli。”
dunledun，tabuchongdao：“woquannidaxiaozheixuezhenjiudeniantou，nibupeixuewodaxiazhenjiu。”
shuowan，yezhiqiukanxiangsunyuemei：“biefadaile，nibayaoheshui。”
“a，ee，woxianzaijiujibadaodianshui。”sunyuemeihuiguoshenlai，yilianxingfen。
kanlaizheicishiduduile，laobazhongyuxinglai，erzheixiaodaoshiyemeiyoupianziji，xingkuirangtagenzhelaile，buranhouguo……sunyuemeibuzhidaogaizenmeban！
sunjiaerziyijierxifumenyinchenzhelian，quandouehenhendingzhezheichoudaoshi，henbudechileta。
ganjuedaobushanmuguang，yezhiqiuxiaomimidao：“kannimenzheixiaoyanshen，xiongbabadingzhewokan，haoxiangshijiandaoshafuchourenyiban。”
“choudaoshi，suanniyishuhao，meibawobazhisi。”sunmingehenhendao。
yaobushizheichoudaoshi，zijiyijingfendesunjiabaiyizichanle。
“choudaoshi，nihaishalengzheganma？wobatuonifu，yijingxingle，nimeishiyegunba。”sunxiaoyaoyaqiechidao。
shuowan，tayuandudingzheqinmeimeisunyuemei，xinzhongkaishihejiqilai，gaizenmeshejixianhaita。
zheishi，sunyuemeiduanzheyibeishuizoulai，tajidongdefuqisunciming，xiaoshengshuodao：“ba，heshui，xiaoxintang。”
yibeishuixiaduhou，suncimingduiyezhiqiuganxiedao：“xiexiedaozhangxiashanjiuwo。”
“weibiaodawoxinyi，woyuanyibanverxupeijini。”
sunxiaoliansejubian，jimangquanshuodao：“ba，buke，zheichoudaoshishixiangxialaide，peibushangyuemei。”
“duiya，womenjitadianqian，dafatazou，bunengliuzheidaoshidaizaisunjia。”sunmingyejimangquanshuodao。
kanzheerzimendechoulouzuilian，suncimingnuchidao：“yiqunbuxiaozi，jiwogun，huijiazaishoushinimen。”
shuoba，talazhuyezhiqiudeshou，youbasunyuemeideshoulaguolai，fangzaiyezhiqiushoubeishang。
suncimingmanyidao：“xianzaikaishi，nijiushiwosunjianvxule。”
“ba，wobuyaojiehun，woyaoliuzainishenbian。”sunyuemeiguoduanjujue。
rangzijigenyigedaoshijiehun，tahaizhenganbuchulaizheishi，bijingtayemeiyoujianguosheigendaoshijiehun，fanzhengjiushiganjuehenbieniu。
yezhiqiuliansepingjingdao：“sunlao，dakebubi，jiwodianqianhuahuajiuxing，jiehunshenmedehaishisuanle。”
“buxing，wojintianbixubanverjiaojini。”suncimingqiangshidao。
yigenengbasirenlahuilaidenianqingren，bixurangtaliuzaisunjia。
zheizhongnianqingrenrutongshenshuiqianlong，ruochushui，bianshitianxiajingtan。
yezhiqiubaishoudao：“sunlao，zheigezhenbuyongle，wosihaiweijiaxiguanle，buxihuanbeiyueshu。”
zheizaolaotouzixiangdeshenme，taqinengbuzhidao。
“ba，nibuyaoqiangpotale，qiangniudeguabutian。”sunyuemeibangqiangdao。
suncimingkanlenveryiyan，tanxidao：“neijiusuinimenba，ersunziyouersunfu，wonengbandezhiyouzheimeduole。”
hualuo，takanxianghaimeiyoulikaideerziyijierximen，nuchidao：“nimenhaibugunhuijia，liuzaizheiganma。”
“ba，nigangxing，tuijiaoyebufangbian，wolaifuniba。”sunmingqiangxianshuodao。
作者的话：