第2章莫名一顿揍
bingshanmeirenxiumeinuzhou，xianrannubukejie。wangziyaoyajichulesangezi：nizhaosi！suihou，fanshoujiangqiugunwozhu，wanxiayao，shunzheshuangtuijian，yonglixianghoutongleguoqu。
tongdefangxiang，ziranshizhangmaodekudang
“a！a！！”zhangmaolikefachuyizhensixinliefeidehansheng，wuguanyeyinweitengtongerniuqu，caochangshangxiangshiyaoshazhuleyiyang。
zhangbeiyuqingchudekanjianzheiyimu，bujindalegehanzhan，yuanyuankanzhe，dounengqieshenganshoudaozhangmaodetengtong。
zhangmaotengdetangzaidishangdagun，wangzibingmeiyoudasuanfangguota，huishenjuqiqiugun，duizheta“pengpengpeng”lianzasanxia。tajinjinyaozheya，yanshenzhongjinshinuyi，meicihuidong，eqiandeduanfadousuizhepiaodong。
congkaidadaoxianzaitayeailejixia，yingshimeiyouhangsheng，zuoweiyigenvhai，yishishaoyoule。
zhangbeiyukandeyouxierumi，huranxinzhongyijin。wangzishenhoushanguoyigerenying，yigehunhunzhengxiangtapaoguoqu。cike，tanaoziliyongxianwushuxiangfa，tashenzhixiangchongguoquzhuangkaineigehunhun。
congxiaodaoda，zhangbeiyudoushibenbenfenfen，conglaimeiyouzhudongreguoshi。zhiyouzaishangxiaoxuedeshihou，yourenqifuxiaoqi，tacaihuitingshenerchu，jingchangshibeisanwugehaizidadaozaidi，jinguanzheiyang，tahaishiyicicibangzhexiaoqichutou。bujinjinyinweitayaoshouhu“gongzhu”，haiyouyigeyuanyinshitazuijihuideyidianjiushidanvren。
zheibushiyigenanrengaizuodeshi。
erzhangdazhihou，dajiadeshiqingjiulitagengyuanle。zheixiexiangfa，zaitanaozhongzhuanshunershi，keduifangbuhuiliuqing，tayijingcuoguolezuijiajihui，neihunhundemugunhaishiluozailewangzideyaoshang。
zhangbeiyuanmaleyisheng，meixiangdaohaizhenyourennengduinvrenxiadelehenshou。
wangzibennengdedihanleyisheng，shentichitong，wangqianyigeliangqiangchadianshuaidao。
zhangbeiyujinjinwolewoquan，congyafengjianbengchuleyijuhua：“qifunvren，suanshenmebenshi。”
zheijuhuashengyinyinggaibushihenda，kepianpianjiuchuantoulecengcengxuannaochaoma，youruyikeshouleizairenqunlizhakai，yidabanderentingxiadongzuo，zhuantoukanxiangzhangbeiyu。
zhangbeiyulengzaiyuandi，taroulerouyanjing，haixiangzijishibushikancuole，mingminghenxiaoshengshuodeyijuhua，jingranrangsanmikaiwaizhengzaidajiaderentingdao？haishiyinweizijiganggangqingxutaiguojidong，shengyinhendaquemeiyoufajue。
zongzhi，zheijuhuachenggongyinqilehunhunmendezhuyi。
zhangmaoyijingcongdishangpaqilai，lianshangtongkudebiaoqingjiuxiangsileniangyiyang。tanaozhongbuduansousuozhangbeiyudezhangxiang，keshizaitadejiyizhongshizaimeiyouzheimeyihaorenwu。jinguanruci，tarengjiuxiaoxindewenleyiju：“nishinabande？meijianguoni。”
zheihuayiwen，wangziyezhuantoukanzheta。zhangbeiyububeibukang，zhengshenghuidao：“ernianqiban。”
zhangmaotinglejiuxiaochulai，“aiyou，jiangnandeyisi，shiyaokaizhanle？”wangziyeluchuyiliandeyihuo，xiaoshengshuozhe：“jiangnanzenmehui…”
“wojintianganggangzhuandaozheigexuexiao。”zhangbeiyubuxianbudandeyijuhua，chadianrangzhongrentuxue。
zhangmaozheicixiaodeshenggengdale，“hahaha！haohao，wotamacaibuguannizhuanbuzhuanxue，jiranshiqibanderen，neijiudaibiaojiangnandeyisi。”
wangziqueshiyiliandefennu，duizhetadamayiju：“gunkai，sibandeshi，buyongtajiangnanguan！”zhangbeiyuzhoulezhoumei，“woshuole，jintianganggangzhuandaozheigexuexiao，shenmejiangnanjiangbeide。”zhangmaozigudedianlediantou，“youzhong，niganzheimegenwoshuohua？jiwoxueta！”
xianqiandawangzidehunhun，tingdaozhangmaofahua，mashanglunzhegunziwayayadechongguolai。
duanzandenaojumashangguoqu，zaitamenxinzhong，sihumeiyoushenmeshiqingbigandaoyanqianderengengjiazhongyao，liangbianrenxunsudazaiyiqi。
zhangbeiyutuganxinliyizhenbiequ，xiangsidexindouyoule。zijiqibuguo，xiaoshengnianleyiju，meixiangdaobeizheimeduorentingdao，erqiewangzisihubuzenmelingqing，zuiguanjiandeshihaireshanglemafan。
yankanzhehunhunchongleguolai，takaishigandaoyouxiehaipa。kehaipa，bingbudaibiaohuizuoyidaibi，tabuhuidajia，yebugandajia，dantakeyipao。
shuoshichineishikuai，yigenmugunyijinglunleguolai，luodaoyibandeshihou，zhangbeiyuyigezhuanshen，shuangjiaomengdizaidishangyideng，zhenggerendanlechuqu。dan，jiushichengyixiajiudanlechuqu，tashenhoudehunhundoukanshale，lengleliangmiaozhongcaixiangqilaiquzhui。dengtabakaituideshihou，zhangbeiyuyijingpaochuquersanshimi。
zuoweiyigebaiminengpaojinshiyimiaodeguojiaerjiyundongyuan，yanxiazheidianjuli，duiyuzhangbeiyulaishuo，zhishiyigeqidongjiasudeshunjian！
yushi，caochangshangchuxianleyigeguiyidehuamian，ershiduogerenchongzaiyiqihuou，zhangbeiyuraozherenqunmeimingdepao，zaitashenhou，yigehunhunjuzhemugun，jiaomazhekuangzhui。kenengshiyinweipingchangxunlianpaoquandexiguan，zhangbeiyuyemeixiangdaowangqitadifangpao，jiushiweizherenqunraoquan，ketapaoqilaijiutingbuzhu，budaoshimiaozhongdeshijian，jingranfanguolaizhuishangleneigehunhun，koulerenjiayiquan。
zhangbeiyukanjianyanqiandebeiying，aiyayadedahuyisheng，ganjinchazhu，diaotoujixupao。
zhangmaoniutoukanlekan，zezetandao：tingnengpaoa。suihoudahanchulianggezi：banta。dengzhangbeiyutingdaozheijuhuadeshihou，yijingyongyuguangmiaodaolejiaoxiayigeheiyingshanguo。
ruguoyidingyaoyongyigexiangshengcilaixingrongdehua，neijiushi“pa！”deyisheng，jiezheshi“dong”deyisheng，yigeshenyingxiangqianpudao，lianxianzhedi…
zhangbeiyurenzhetengtong，zhengzhazhepaqilai，gangyizhuantou，jiukanjianyigenmugunchaozijinaodaidaguolai，tanaozhongyipiankongbai，lenglengzuozaiyuandi。mugunzaitashixianzhongyuelaiyueda，bupianbuyidedazaitadenaodaishang，kayisheng，gunzicongzhongjianduanlie。
yizhentianxuandizhuanxilai，zhangbeiyumulengdexiangpangbiandaolexiaqu。zaidaoxiaqudeguochengzhong，sixiangyijiuchuzaikongbaiqi，zhidaoshuaizaidishang，caifanyingguolai。“a！”yishengdajiaozhihoucaifanyingdaoteng，shijingshuangshouwuzhenaodai，butingroucuo。
“zenmeban？haishou？yaogentamendame？”zhangbeiyuxinzhongzhuanguohaoduoxiangfa，xiangdaozhei，tamashangsousuozijishangyicigenrendajiadejingyan。shangyicishi…xiaoxuewunianji！
zhangmaoshouxiadehunhundangranbuhuijitasousuojiyidejihui，gunzidaduanlejiuzhijieqizaishenshang，jieliansanquandachuqu，yibiandayibiandama，“shamao，kuinizhangdezheifushenbanle，yuanlaishigefeiwu！”tashuodedaoshimeicuo，zhangbeiyushengaoyouyimibachutou，benjiushitiyutezhangsheng，changniandeduanlian，rangtadeshentisuzhibitonglingrengaolebushao。
huashuohuilai，tayedequebuhuidajia。
zhangbeiyushuangshoubaotouquansuozheshenti，jinjinfangzhuyaohaibuwei。duifangdequantoubingmeiyouduodaliliang，ketahenhaipa，lianzijidoubuzhidaoweishenmehuipa。
xiaohunhunshuaichushijiquan，dazhedazhe，xushidaleile，qichuanyuyudezhanqilai，biyididingzhetangzaidishangxiaoshenghenghengjijidezhangbeiyu，“hengheng，feiwu！”mawanyoushiyijiaotiguoqu。zaitakanlai，zhangbeiyuyijingwanquansangshixingdongnengli，yejiubuzaiguanta。
lingwaiyibian，wangzizaicibeiweileqilai，tabuduanhanzheyigemingzi，“xiaosan！xiaosan！”
xiaosanjiushizhiqianwangzishenbiandenvhai，takanleyiyan，likejiaorenqujiuwangzi。
zhangbeiyulejiezijideshenti，ganggangneiyidunzou，tengguiteng，quemeiyoushenmeshizhixingdeshang。tataiqitoukanleyiyan，wangziyijingzuozaidishang，yidiandianwanghoutui。tayaozheyafanlegeshen，shuangshouchengdi，manmanzhanleqilai。
tabenbuxiangzhanqilai，shenzhixiang，jiusuanshipazaidishangzhuangsiyehao。yinweitazhidaozijizaicizhanqilaimianlindehenkenengyoushiyidunbaozou。tameiyouneisuoweideyingxiongqigai，yemeiyoulujianbupingbadaoxiangzhudebenshi。
zhishizheiyici，shentilidexueyesihudoubushouzijikongzhi。
“wei！”zhangbeiyuturanyishengdahe，zaicibasuoyourendemuguangxiyinguolai。
zhangmaotingletingshen，buxiedebailetayiyan，guaishengguaiqideshuo：“xiaobzaizi，zenmezhe，shixiangyingxiongjiumei。”
lianshangchuanlai**ladetengtong，zhangbeiyutaishoucaleyibazuijiaodexueji，yijiuxiaoshengdeshuoleju，qifunvrensuanshenme。zhangmaohuilehuishou，zhouweiderentingxiashouzhongdedongzuo，tamanmanzouxiangzhangbeiyu，taitoukanleyiyanshuo：“taigaole，dunxialai。”
tingtazheimeshuo，zhouweiderenfachuyizhendaxiao。zhangmaodagaihaibudaoyimiqi，zaizhangbeiyumianqiandequeyouxieai，kexianzai，tadeshengaoquechenglewuruzhangbeiyudeziben。
zhangmaozelesheng，hurantaishouyibazhangpaizaizhangbeiyutouding，“laozirangnidunxialai，cao！wozuifanbiwogaoderen。”zhangbeiyuxiongkouqifujulie，xianranshijidufennu，tahaicongweishoudaoguozheiyangdewuru，naoziyire，zhixiangzheyidingyaojiangxinzhongdenuqifaxiechulai。
zhengzhunbeifazuo，congyuanchuchuanlaiyigezhongqishizudeshengyin，“doujiwogunhuiqu！”
zhongrenhuitoukanqu，zheigeshengyinduizhangbeiyulaishuohenshuxi，jiuzaijifenzhongqiantahaitingdaoguo，zhengshiyanzhuren。yanzhurenyiliandenuqi，zoudaozhangmaomianqian，taituijiushiyijiao，yibianti，zuilihaiyibianma：“xiaotuzaizi，kaixuediyitianjiujiwozhaoshi，buxiangnianleshiba！”
zhangmaoduiyanzhurenyouxiejidan，weiweinuonuodexianghoutuilejibu，yiliandejianxiao，“xingxing，yanzhuren，wojinimianzi，wozou，wozouhaibuxingme。”
“kuaigun！”yanzhurendamaleyisheng，zhangmaoderenfenfenwanghoutuiqu。
zhangmaowanghoutuileliangbu，heheyixiao，zhizhezhangbeiyushuo：“xiaozi，zheishimeiwan。”zhangbeiyuzhanqilai，yemeilita，xinlidaoshibazhangmaomalegebian。
“sanlesanle！”zaiyanzhurendehongganxia，zhangmaoderenhenkuaijiuzoule，weiguanderenyeyuelaiyueshao，tayouzoudaolewangzimianqian，xunchidao：“niyejiwodangxindian，bienaodetaiguofen！”
yanzhurenmaleyiquanzhihouzhongyuzoule。zhangbeiyuwanyaoshoushisanluomandidexinshu，yizhuantoujian，kanjianwangzizhengzaidingzheziji，haizhaolezhaoshou。
zhangbeiyuxinliyitongkuangtiao，jiazhuangzhenjingdezouguoqu。zhanzaiwangzimianqian，weiweidixiatoushuo：“ni…nimeishiba？”
wangziqingqingyaotou，taitouyihuodekanletayiyan，wenlesheng：“jiangnanjiaonidelaide？”
zhangbeiyuzhidaojiangnankendingshigerenming，ketaqueconglaiburenshizheimeyihaoren，bianyaoleyaotou。
wangziyouchaotapiaoleliangyan，youyoudeshuo：“yihouzaisangaobieguanzheizhongshiqing，huijizijireshangmafan。”