3 李大本事 老洋炮

lifuqiangzaiwulitaoshangmianao(nǎo),bianquxiaqiangshangguazhedelaoyangpao,zheiqiangkeyouniantoule。

cengjingtingtashuoguo,zheiqiangshitayechuanxialaide,laoyezinazheibalaoyangpao**guoliangershengkou!

erlaoyezihuozhedeshihou,yebeizunchengweilidabenshi!

laoyangpaoshizhonglaoshi**,yougenzhangzhangdeqiangguan,guanxiayouyigenchabuduozhang,yonglaitianzhuanghuoyaodexitiegun。

houtangcemianyinchuyigenyinhuoguan,guankoukouzhefahuomao。

huoyaoyaocongqiangkoutianzhuang,yongtiegunyashi,ranhouzhuangruqiangsha,zaiyongtiegundingshi。

yinhuoguanyongfahuomaogaizhu,qingqingdibazhuangjichuifangzaishangmian,fasheshidebazhuangjichuibanqilai。

koubanjihou,zhuangjichuijidafahuomao,fahuomaobaozhayanzheyinhuoguanjiangqianglidehuoyaoyinran,qiangshajiuhuicongqiangguanlipenshechuqu。

lifuqianglaidaowaiwudihexifushuoleshengyaoshangshan,huanlaidezhishigemoranyanshen。

youyutachengtianhedajiu,yijingbatahexifuzhijiandexinrenxiaohaomeile,suoyitaxifucaishizheishuyuandetaidu。

tamanbuzaihudechumen,huishouzhaohuxuning,“zou,xiongdi。dagehuzheni,neijiushipingtang(tāng)!”

xuningfanzhedamuzhi,liezuixiaodao:“bixudi,youwodagegenzhehaishuoshale,laotashile!”

lifuqiangtingjianxiongdizheimepeng,yishiaoqiguazailianshang。

“neikebuzadi,chouzhezheiqiangmei?biekantalao,dangushikelaobizile。dagegenmeigennishuoguo,zheiqiangshiwoyeyechuanxialaide?”

xuningzhidaolifuqiangyaoshuosha,suoyitabujinmeipeihezheyaotou,fanerhuaixiaodao:“tingshuoguo,laoyezicengyongzheibaqiangdaguoliangershengkoume,laoniaoxingle!”

lifuqiangyileng,zhuantoudaidaidao:“shime,woshashihoushuodea,wozameiyinxiangni。”

“jiushanghuihejiu,dangshiniyibabitiyibaleigenwoshuode。”

lifuqiangmiansefameng,tazayehuixiangbuqilaile,zhiganjuejijiangchuichuqudeniubi,danzailemianhuashang,yedetafeichangnanshou。

“shime……?chouwozheijixing,neidagekendingmeigennishuowobadeshiba?wobayongzheiqiangdaguo……”

“xiongpi!”xuningqianghuadao。

熊罴就是棕熊。

“dawanyiqiang,nijiawodayejiupaoleme,jieguoliangtianhoushangshanfaxianneixiongpisile,duibu?”

shijishangneixiongpihaimeichengnianni,yejiusansibaijinzuoyou。

xiongzhangbeilierenshexiadezhazijishang,ranhoubeidazhuazi(laohu)wenzhexuexingweiguolaijitaole,chidejiushengxiaxiongzhanghesanshilaijinjingroule。

lidayebaxiongzhanghexiongroutilexiashan,beijigeliehuchoujianle,suijijiuchuankaile。duicilidayecengjieshiguo,danrengenbenbutinga。

lifuqiangwenyanzaiciyimeng,zuilidiguzhe:“zheishiwoyehenishuoguo?”

“说过!”

lifuqiangzhoumeixunsihui,shuodao:“neidagekendingmeigennishuoguo,youyihuiwoshangshanpengjianheixiazigeshushangtaofengmichi,rangwoyiqiangganxialaideshiba?”

xuningliezuixiaodao:“yeshuoguo!”

“zheiyeshuoguo?”lifuqiangyoudianhuaiyirensheng。

“shuoguo,dangshinidawanyiqiangjiutaochushuangxiangzibengleliangxiame,wanlenizoudaoheixiazigenqianyichou,caifaxianbuzhidaoshinagequededewanying,bayezhupiguashushangbafengwogaizhuleme,ranhounijiurangmafengzigelianshangzheliangdabao!”

shuangxiangzijiushipaozhang,minjianchengertijiao、tuhuachengertizi。

lifuqiangyuetingyuebuduijing,tingdaozuihouyanjingdouhongle,zheiguanghuishijitazakenengwangwaishuoni。

“aiwocao!zheishiwozaneng……nishibushigezheidoudagewanni?”

lifuqiangfanyingguoweilai,zhiganjuelianbuhuoliaoliaodesaodehuang,miansetonghongdewaitouwendao。

xuningchoutamobukailiandemoyang,jiudaxiaoqilai:“hahaha……zacaifanyingguolaia?”

lifuqiangwenshengzuoshijiuyaopudaota,kexuningjiaobufeikuaichaoqiancuanqu,errennizhuiwogan。

“kendingshinisaozixiadedede,duibu?nidenghuijiakanwozaxuetade。”

xuninghuishenhandao:“nikuailadaoba,wosaoziburangniguicuoyibandoubucuole。”

“aiwocao……zheiniangmenzashadouhulielieni!zheirangwogetunzilihaizazuoren。”

xuningliangjiaocaizhexueqiaozi,dao:“dage,zanliangxiongdi,sheibuzhidaosheia?woyaonizheimemobukaimian,wanghouyebuyongzaitunzilihunle。”

lifuqiangjuedeyoudaoli,“zheidaoshi,nineixieguanghuishiji,yaoshigedageshenshang,wozheibeizidoumeilianchumen。”

xuningtingwenwusuowei,fanzhengtayijingxuanyalemaxixingemianle,xianggaibiantarenduizijideyinxiang,biranyaojinglishijiandecuican。

liangrenshuoshuoxiaoxiao,chaozhedashanshenchuzouqu。

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qinganshuheishengzhixia,weiyuxinganlingshanxizhangbaishanmaibeicedegongyaoling!

sanmianhuanshan,yishanbangshui。

youyuqianxietiangangxiawanxue,cikeshushangdouguazheyinshuang。

congyuanchukan,cengluandiezhang,lianmianqifu,yifuyinzhuangsuguobaixueaiaidejingxiang!

shanlinzilidexuehou,renjiaocaishangquxixuan。

xuninghelifuqiangtangzhemeijiaobozidexue,benzoubajiulidi,caizoudaogongyaolingdelaoniugou。

lushangtingjianbushaoqiangshenghegoujiao,lifuqiangyezhizhejichudidai,shuoneiliyoutaozihejiazi,xiajiaodeshihouwubijiadianxiaoxin。

xuningdaweijingyanfengfu,zhiyidayanjiunengkanchuxuanji,neishizhuantaotiaomaoziheyejide,danxiataoderenshigeerbadao。

taozihejiazizhijiandejulitaijin,zheijiudaozhiruguoyoutiaomaoziganghaobeitaozhu,neitazaizhengzhadeguochengzhong,biranhuibalaichicaozierdeyejijingzou。

dangtamenzoudaolaoniugoushenchu,yichushangangbanyaodeshihou。

turanchuanlai,liangsheng‘kangkang’qiangxiang。

qiangshengshicongxuningyoucechuanlaide,neilizhengshiwangerlidengrenganzhangdeqidian,erzhongdianjiuzaizheishangangbeimiandeyingouli。

zheirangxuningxinyijin,shoulijinwozhaqiang,menshengdao:“kuaizou!”

……

“快走!”

山岗背阴面的沟里。

xuchunlintingdaoqiangxiangjiuhanlesheng,suijimadao:“zhei**wanglaoxie,qiadiandounengqiacuo?zhenshiganshashabuxing!”

liudamingkangzhedachuikuaibugenshang,zhuantouwen:“jiefu,zheizazheng?”

xuchunlinmozheyinya,dao:“hainengzazheng,nitingdiansheng,zanhukongjiugan。”

“好嘞!”

xuchunlinxiexia**,congmianaodoulitaochuliangmeizidan,juebaziwangqianghoutangyayifa,yifazuanzaishouli。

suiranchuxianmaozhangzheizhongshiwu,danliangrendoumeihuangzhang。

liudamingbadachuichuozaijiaoxia,kaozheyikecushuceertingzhe。

xuchunlinbaqiangshangtanghou,jiuzhanzaishiyekaikuodeaokenglijingjingdengdai。

liudamingerduohaoshi,lizhelaoyuanjiutingdaoshangangxiachuanlaiyezhu‘fenerfener’jiaosheng,yijiyezhuchuansuozaishanlinxuedilidezasheng。

“jiefu,zuobianlayoudongjing。”

xuchunlinwenyanjiujuqiangchaozhezuocexunmoqu,yuemoliuqimiaozhongjiuchoujianyitou200duojindelaomuzhucuanshanglai。

laomuzhuzuili‘hengheng’dejiaozhe,sigetizizaixuedilifeikuaiputengzhe,tashenhouhaigenzhesantouxiaohuangmaozi。

shuangfangjulisanshiduomi,zhenghaoyuxuchunlinbaochipingqi,tadangjikoudongbanji。

嘭!

yishengqiangxiang,laomuzhuqiantuizhongdan,liangqiangpudaozaidi。

zhengdangtadagunqishenshi,xuchunlinlikejuekaiqiangbazihuanshangzidan,ranhoudandingjuqiangsheji。

嘭!