第4章胖胖的胖子
wolanlehaojiliangchuzuche,caiyouyigesijidaiwoquzhazhijie,zailijiekouhenyuan,jiurangwoxiachele。
womingbaisijiweishenmezheimezuo,zheitiaojieshangdoushiganbaishide,shizaishihuiqidehen,chufeijialiyoushi,fouzesheidaozheilai。
wozoujinjiekou,ganshoudaoyiguyinqi,ganjueyouxiebutuo,tongshiyoujuedehenqinqie,suoweiwuyileiju,zheilidoushichiyinrenfanderen,shiwodetonglei。
wolaidaojiewei,kanzheyanqiandexiaopolou,buyoudemeitouyizhou,yeyeshuozheilishigeguancaipu,zenmekandoubuxianga。
womaibuzoujinqu,faxianyuanzilibaizhehenduodemutou,yigepangpangdepangzi,zhengnazhemubanzuodongxi。
zheigepangzixiangfeizhutiyiyangdepangshou,linghuodebudele,huluobucuxideshouzhi,fangfochuanhuayiban,henkuaijiuzuochengyigexiaoguancai。
wokesouyishengshuo:“woyeyeshiganshandezhulaotou,tarangwolaizhaoguancaipudelaoniutou。”
pangzixiaohehedeshuo:“nijiushiwoyeyeshuodezhusi,wojiaoniumuqun,xianzaishiguancaipudezhuren,yeshiniyihoudedadang。
zheigexiaomeijundehen,yihuiwojinizuogefangjian,limianpushangjinsijinduan,peishangjiayongdianqi,baozhengrangnimanyi。”
wojingyadikanzhepangzishuo:“ninengkandaowoxiaomei,nandaoshuonishiyinyangyan,yinyangyankeshihaobenshi,duoshaorenxiangqiudoubukede。”
pangzipailepaidupishuo:“meijuedeyoushenmehao,laoshikanjianqiqiguaiguaidedongxi,xiangxiaomeizheimeyangyandekebuduo,neixiedouexinsile。”
woxiaohehedeshuo:“neishibixude,nideshouyibucuo,niuyeyequnale?”
pangzihahadaxiaoshuo:“woyeyeparangwokesi,baguancaipurengjiwo,linggelaotaitaixiaosaqule。”
wokandaopangzisuiranzaixiao,danshiyanshenzhongchongmanlekuse,buyoudexintouyizhan,xiangwomenzheiyangdeguaitai,zhenbuyinggaijiangshengzaishishang。
pangzirouleroubizishuo:“womeixiangdaoninengzheimezaoguolai,haiyiweihuizaijialidailiangtian,meijinishoushifangjian,nikebiexianqi。”
wochakaihuatishuo:“tingshuochenglihezhenlibuyiyang,henduoshiqingdoubuyaozuo,woyebuhuiganbiede,dengniyangwole。”
pangzikanshangquchunben,xinyantebieling,meiyoujixuneigehuati,ershishunzhewoshuo:“zheigenibuyongdanxin,zhiyaoyouzhenbenshi,chenglideqianlaohaozhengle。
woyeyehewoshuole,nishigeyoudanengnaideren,wozheibeizinengbunengtaodaolaopo,jiukanninengzhengdaoduoshaolaopoben。
zanmenqinxiongdimingsuanzhang,zhaohuodeshijiaojiwo,ganhuodeshijiaojini,zhuandeqianeryitianzuowu,nijuedezenmeyang。”
wosongsongjianshuo:“doushuodeshixiongdi,nizenmeshuozenmeshilou。”
pangzihahadaxiao,daizhewolaidaoloushang,jinqushiyigedating,yimianqiangbishangyouyitaidiannao,bianshangbailesigejixiang,quandoulianzaipingmushang。
pangzixiaozheshuo:“biekanwoshigemaiguancaide,keshiyushijujin,diannaowandezeiliu,shihongkelianmengdeyiyuanyo。”
wopielepiezuishuo:“womeishangguoxue,diannaojiushidageyouxi,qitadeyiqiaobutong,biehewoshuozheixie。”
pangzinaolenaotou,daizhewozoujinpangbiandefangjian,limiandaoyesuanbushangluan,zhishibijiaojiandan。
pangzixiaozheshuo:“yihounijiuzhuzhei,wohaizangleyikuaijinsinanmu,yihuijixiaomeizuogejia,baozhengrangnimenxiongmeimanyi。”
xiaomeixiaomimideshuo:“panggedaoshitinggouyisi,yihouyoushiwozhaozheniya。”
pangzidelianshangluchufaziyuzhenxinxiaorong,zhiyougudanjimojiulederen,zaiyoutongbandeshihou,caihuiluchuzheizhongxiaorong。
pangzijiaodaileyisheng,dayaodabaidechuqu,zaiwomenbafangjianshoushihaodeshihou,pangzilinzhebushaodongxihuilai,shuoyaoqinzixiachu。
pangzideshouyixiangdangbucuo,zuoleyizhuofengshengdewufan,womenlianggehelejibei,chedichenglehaopengyou。
pangzihuangzhejiubeishuo:“laidezaoburulaideqiao,zhenghaoyoutanghuo,zhurenjiajiaqianjidebucuo,yaobuyaojiexialai。”
woheleyikoujiushuo:“jiehuodeshiqingguini,ganhuodeshiqingguiwo,nideshibuyaowenwo,meiyouwobaipingbuledehuo。”
pangzixiaozhedaying,erwoyinweizheijudahua,houmianchilebushaodeku,shuozuidadehua,aizuihendeda,jiushiwodezhenshixiezhao。
pangzizaidiannaoshanggudaojixia,suihouzuolegeokdeshoushi,,biaoshixiawujiuguoqu。
wokanzhepangzidepojinbei,tianletianzuichunshuo:“niquedingnizuoshangquzhihou,buhuibacheyasanjiale。”
pangzipaizhefeilianshuo:“jirounancaishishidashidefenliang,wozheidoushixupang,shangchezouba。”
wokanzheliangcedegaoloudasha,bujuedeyaoyaotou,rucifanhuadedifang,renyouzheimeduo,danshiyangqibingbuwang,zhenshibuzhidaogaizenmeshuo。
womenlaidaoleyichudasha,zhuandaohoumen,youjigerenzaizheidengzhewomen。
pangzixiaohehedeshuo:“nijiushiwuguowenjingli,womenshiguolaibangnijiejueshiqingde。”
wuguowenbukesiyideshuo:“nimenzenmezheimenianqing,zheishikebunengerxia。”
woxiezheyanjingshuo:“zheiniantounengbunengbanshi,bushikannianjiyouduoda,ershikanyoumeiyouzheigebenshi,jiranwomendouyijinglaile,shishiyouhefang。”
wuguowenyixiangyeshizheimegeli,xiaozheshuo:“liangweishuodeshi,buzhidaozenmechenghu?”
pangzixiangwozhilezhishuo:“zheiweishicongshanlilaidesige,tuotuodegaoren,shanlineixieyaomoguiguai,jianlesige,liangtuifadou,jiunizheidianxiaoshi,fenfenzhongtinigaoding。”
wuguowentingdaopangzizheimeshuo,xinzhonggengmeidile,baozhesimadangzuohuomayidexiangfa,jiangwomenlingdaodixiacheku。
womenyijinrucheku,jiuganjuedaoyiguyinqi,yinqidaomenkoujiutinglexialai,suihoudaozhuanerhui,xingchengyigehuiliu。
womeitouyizhoushuo:“zheigechekuguoranyoudianyisi,yinqixingchenghuihuan,zhouerfushi,shengshengbuxi,limiandedongxitinglihai。
woyaoshimeicaicuodehua,meitiandeziwushifen,yejiushiwanshangshiyidiandaosandian,zheiliyouyixieguaisheng,meirendeshihouhaodian,yourendeshihoushengyingengxiang。”
wuguowenjingyadekanzhewoshuo:“sigezhenshilihai,gangcaiwoyouyanwuzhu,haiqingsigeyuanliang。”
wotingdaozheijuhua,jiuzhidaomeiyoushuocuo,zheigechekumeineimejiandan,limiandedongxihenlihai,yichulaijiuzhuangshangzheimegehuo,guoranyoutiaozhanxing,henhewodekouwei。