本来抢猫的的东西不算犯法，但没想到路人甲是个霸道总裁，认识一个很厉害的律师，最后硬是定了老乞丐的罪。
[nizheicidangjieyaofanyanzhongweifanleziqiangmiaoshe，fanizhihoubanniandejifenquanbuchonggong!]
系统怨气很是深重。
woxiangqitazijishuoguodexitongshouze，bianbodao：“womeiyouyaofan!wozaimaiyizhuanqian，zenmebusuanziligengsheng?wokannijiushixiangtanxiamaodejifen!woyaogaozhuang!”
[nimaishenmeyile?mingmingjiushitoujiquqiao!]
“maomai，maiyi......maozaichanggemaiyi!meiyoubaipiao!”
系统气出鸡叫。
[sheijiachanggezhihousanshengde?]
“nishixitong，budongmaodeshijie，buyaoyongrenleidebiaozhunlaipingpanmao!maochanggejiushizheiyangde!”
[neinixianzaizenmehuishi?yihoujiuyaokaorenyanglema?]
“shitafeiyaoyangde，maoruoxiaokelianyouwuzhu，meifajujue。erqiewoyebushishenmedoubugan，womeitianbangtakanjiaxuncha，sichusoubulaoshu，maojiushizhaolegebaochizhudebaoandehuo，bushibeibaoyang!”
“nibunengkouguangwodefen!wozuiduojiniyiban!maoyeshiyaohuaxingde。”
[......nixianzainaozidaoshilingguanglebushao。]
xitongshuowanzheijuhuahoujiuxiaoshile。
wotuchuyikouqi，zongsuanbatahunongguoqule。zuijingenzhedazongcai，woxuedaolebushaoyouyongdexiangchuzhidaoni。
[叮——]
a?zhidaolazhidaola，wobushuonihuaihuale。
congjuzierduhuilai，dazongcaigenwoshuoyihoubuyongqujieshangyaofanle，neiyangzuobutaihao。
erqiedazongcaizhudedifanghenanjing，meiyouneiyangmijiderenqun，wodeshengyizhudingbuhuihenshunli，yushiwozhihaofangqizheitiaozhifuzhilu。
monian《diqiuzhifuzhinan》，wokandaoledierzhongbanfa。
maomibiaoshihenkunhuo，zheiyoushishenmeyuanli?buguanle，ganwanhuoqushishiba!
wozizixixidiyanzhefangzixunshileyiquan，quebaomeigejiaoluodoumeiyoulaoshuqinrudehenjihou，congchuanghutiaochuqu，paodaoledamenwaideneitiaokuankuodemalushang。
congtaiyanggaoxuandengdaoriluoxishan，daolujintouzongsuanchuxianleyiliangdiqiuche。
gulianghaojulihou，wobiajiyixiatangzaileluzhongyang。chezishidaowogenqianhuanhuantingxia，jiaobushengdengdengdeng，yibuyibujiejinwo。
“xiaobai，nizenmepaodaozheililaile?”
woqiao**zhengkaiyizhiyan，lairenjuranshiwodechanshiguanbazong。xiaomaomixianrukunhuo，zheiqianwoshigaizhengbuzhengni?
youyupianke，wotangdegengpingle。suanle，jiudangdaleyifen**yudaotongyigelaobanleba。
“miao......”zhinanlishuole，zheigeshihouyinggaiyadishengyin，zhanshichuzijiderouruozitai。
neixiejianguanleshimiandeyouqianrenzongshichongmanleyouyuegan，jiuxihuankanbierenzaitamianqianshiruo。
“nizenmele?”bazongdeyuqiguoranbianle!tabawocongdishangbaoqi，fanlaifuqudizaiwoshenshangmosuo。woxiangshibeichoukonglejigu，ruanmianmiandidiaozaitashoushang。
“miaomiaomiao!”kuaijiwoqian!jiqianjiunengfuhuo!zheishiwojingxinzhunbeidedabianhuomaomoshu，henshenqide，chongqianjiunengkanhejieju。
“xiaobai!wodainiquyiyuanjianchajiancha!”bazongduanzhewowangcheshangpao。
“laozhang，quzuijindechongwuyiyuan!”
“miao......”weishenmebujiwoqian?kanxibudouyoudashangma?
bazongzhouzhemeitou，yanshenfangkong，buzhidaozaixiangshenme。
suanle，woshiziqiangmiao，yinggaixuehuiziligengsheng。
wobazhuazishenjinbazongdeshangyikoudai，taoataoatao。
shikongde!bazongdeqianni?
“nihaole，xiaobai?”bazongzhuazhuwodezhuazi，meitouzhoudegengshenle。cheziyetinglexialai，sijihaoqidihuiguotoukanwomen。
kanlaijintianyeshizhuanbudaoqiandeyitianni!
woyushijibazongbiaoyanleyitaoshenglonghuohudemaomaoziweiquan。
“nizhenshilihai，bujinhuiyaofan，haixuehuilepengci。”
wosuolesuonaodai，bazongzenmeturanbugaoxingle?
[呵呵。]