“dagejiushidagea,hejiudouzheimeniubai,xiaodipeifu!”
xuezheluofanyangzi,naqimaotai,liangkoujiugangxiadu,**dezhuoshaogan,bianrangxiaodaochadiantuchulai。
“benshimeixuedao,mapipaidebucuo。”
yijinbaijiuxiadu,luofanyijiuqingxing,jiujingzaizheijuqianchuibailiandegangtieshenqu,xiaoguoweihuqiwei。
“fange,bandaowodebieshuquzhu,nizhudexiaoqutaidiaojia,zaijinizhaojigenianqingpiaoliangdemeinvjinixiangyong,juedui**…”
luofanyaotou,lianpangshangdelengyibujiansihao:“buyong,wodeshiqingnibuyaochashou。”
“haiyou,beipanwoderenbuhuiyouhaohouguo,qieji!qiejia!”
huayinluoxia,luofanyiranxiaoshi。
chenxiaodaotoupifama,kongjuganzaineixinmiman,yanshenbiandejingkong,shentirenbuzhudeduosuo,ganjintaochudianhua:“tingzhiyiqiediaocha!!!”
“suoyourenyuanquanbujiesan,zheijianshiqingjiudangmeifashengguo…”
zuowanzheiyiqie,chenxiaodaozhenggerenmamule,nannanziyudao:“fange,ninandaozhendeshishenma?”
chenxiaodaodexiaoxinsi,shunjianminmie,shengxiadezhiyouwujindetuichong。
……
banyefanlaifuqu,wufaanshui,naozilidoushizhazhemaweidexiaonvhai。
zenmeyemeixiangdao,dangniandexiaonvhai,rujinchengweilejiangbeishijituandedongshizhang,genjuchenxiaodaodiaochadeziliao,baimuxipingjiebenkexueli,genzhezijihaoguimihehuochuangjianleyijiagongsi,duanduandesannianshijian,jiuyijingchengweizichanbaiyidedajituan。
ciriyizao,luofanbianlaidaojiudingjituandemenkou。
“xiaohuozi,nishilaiyingpinbaoandema?”
tingdaozheigexunwen,luofandexiangfazhuanbian,ruguobaimuxishenghuowuyou,neiyewuxudarao。
“shia!dashu,ninshifuzerenma?”
jiudingjituanzhengzaidalidezhaoshoubaoan,yibantuiwujunrenbuxuyaomianshibiankeyijiaru,luofanhenshunlidejiuchengweilejiudingjituandeyiyuan。
shangbansantian,luofandedamingchuanbianjiudingjituan。
dangtianzhongwu,luofanwudawuzhuangjinruzongcaibangongshi。
“linmiaomiao,shangbanshijian,buyaopaoguolaiwozheilifasaoa,mingtianwojiujinijieshao**,rangnifufutietie。”
baimuxi,xiaozhedaqu,liangmingjuesemeinv,xianghudanao,yipianchunse。
“wocaibuyaoni,woyaodengwodegaishiyingxiong,tahuijiaotaqicaixiangyun,shenchuanbabaokaijia……”
baimuxixiaodehencanlan,zhizhemenkoudashengdeshuodao:“nidegaishiyingxionglaile,jiuzaimenkouni!”
linmiaomiaotudeshetou,manlianxianqi:“jiuwomengongsineixienan,woyagenjiukanbushang,erqiezongcaibangongshi,genbenmeiyounanxing。”
“nenggouchuxiannanren,woxianzaichujia!!!”
tingjiantamenzhijiandeduihua,ganjuechuxiandeshijiandaole,dabukuachu,fangmendakai。
“我娶你啊!!!”
yishunjian,yaquewusheng,zhenggebangongshijijingdekepa。
baimuxiwuzhuduzi,xiaoshengbuduan。
tuikaifangmen,zheicaifaxianlimianzuozheliangmingjuesedameinv,zuijiaoshunjianliuchuhalazi,zhenjingdehuadoushuobuchulai。
baimuximisedexifu,baotundeduanqun,jiangdazhangtuiwanmeichentuo,kanqilaimeilidafang,wenwenerya,youqishishenhouyixibolangzhangfa,gengzengtianwuxiandewumei。
linmiaomiaogenbaimuxiwanquanshilianggejiduan,shangshenbaisedejinshenchenshan,xiashenheisedebaotunqun,shencairumogui,yichangde**,toufashihuohongse,beizhachengmawei,shenshangtouluqingchunqixi。
“**,nishei,zenmechuxiande??”
haoguimixiaoshengbuduan,linmiaomiaogangadaolejidian。
luofanruoruodehuida:“bushishuo,niyaojiajiwoma?”
“zanmenxianzaijiuqulingzheng…”
baimuxituibozhulan,kaihuaidaxiao:“miaomiao,nidegaishiyingxionglaile,talaijienile!”
linmiaomiaoyukuwulei,zhirenluofandashengdemadao:“nijiushiyigeshazi!wocaibuyaojiajini!”
“滚蛋!滚蛋!”
luofanhouzhelianpi,xiaoshengdebianjie:“nigangcaishuole,zhiyaomenkouyougenande,nijiujiajita,takeyizuozheng!”
luofanzhizhebaimuxi,lianshangchongmanweiqu。
jiandaolianggedameiren,yaoshibudiaoxi,luofandouganjueduibuqiziji。
shuangshouchazaikudou,zuoyoutaodong。
“啊…”
“nixiangganma,nibiantaiya!”
linmiaomiaowuzhuyanjing,beiduizheluofan,xinliyumendaolejidian,zaigongsijuranyenenggoupengdaozheimeyiduoqipa。
taolebanxiang,shenfenzhengnachulai,zhideshangmiandexingbie。
“kana,wozhendeshigenande!”
baimuxixiaodegengkaixin,lianyanleidouchulai,duanduanxuxudejieshidao:“miaomiao,ninaozilimiandouzaixiangshenmeya,tabushizaituokuzi!”
“nixiangfayetaixiee,jueduidezhanv!”
linmiaomiaoshenhuxi,kanzheluofanshenshangdezhifu,lijikaikouzhiwen:“nishiwomengongsideren?”
luofandiantou:“shia,gangruzhisantian。”
linmiaomiaozuijiaoluchulengxiao,lianseyansu:“hao,jintianqucaiwujiegongzi,xianzaijiwogundan!”
“maya,gangshangbanjiubeikaichu,zheikebuxinga……”
luofanlingjiyidong,muguangkanxiangbaimuxi,lijimaican,kusudao:“lingdao,nibunengkaichuwo,shangyou80suilaomu,xiayouxiongdijiemei,doukaozhewoweibodegongziyanghuo。”
“wolaizheigedachengshi,yijingliangsangeyue,haoburongyicaizhaodaozheifengongzuo……”
“qiuni…buyaokaichuwo。”
baimuxixinruan,lazhelinmiaomiao**xiaoshou:“miaomiao,tabushiguyide,zhaofengongzuodequeburongyi,kanzaiwodemianshangjiusuanle。”
linmiaomiaohenhenduojiao,dingzheyefanehenhendeshuodao:“xiacibuyaobeiwozhuadaobabing,buranwojueduiyaobanikaichu!”
momingqimiao,beibaoandiaoxi,biezheyiduzidenuhuo。
“xiexielingdao,woyidinghuinuligongzuo,qugegentayimoyiyangdelaopo。”
shuowanyefanganjinkailiu,baimuxizhidaoxianzaihaimeihuanguolai,yizhikaihuaidaxiaozhe,linmiaomiaohenxinwei,yinweitayijinghenjiu,meijianbaimuxidexiaorong。
luofanbingbuzhi,kouzhongdelingdao,jiushijiudingjituandezongcai,baimuxi!!!
xinlineigezhazhemaweidexiaonvhai!
……
“嗯?”
“怎么又是你?”
“nigenzongwodaogongsi?”
xulinglingjinghu,yanzhuzidengdegunyuan。
luofanyouxieyiwai,jiangbeishihaizhenshixiaoa,zaizheiliyenenggoupengdaoxulingling,erqieliangrenhaishitongyigongsi。
“baoqian,nikenengwuhui,wobushigenzongnia,wozhishizaizheilishangban。”
“suiran,nideshencaibucuo,kexinibushiwodecai。”
“wokeshilaizhaolaopo!”