第5章 开荤一时爽 纠缠火葬场

“aiwoshuo,wojiuxiangwenyixia,nishuochulexiangniniangtamenneizhongmeishier,xiugeshoujuaner,zuogexieshade,neiwoyoubuhuibiede,haiyoushanengmeishihuandianqianhua,niyezhidao,wojiaxianzaijiuzheiyang,chulewomensangerenchichuanyongduzheitianliduoyifenqianchubuchulai,woxianggandianbiede,yibandifangyebuyaoa。”

jujinghuishenzhuazheyuxia,wangqingshantoudoubutai,xiaoshengshuodao:“jiunimenjia,niyebiezhiwangzhuanshaqian,nishuoliandianermeiyou,haiyaoshameisha,nenggansha?nishuoyaoshizhenrangniqushanligenrenjiaside,caigeyaoshade,”shuozheihuatataitoukanleyiyandoukou,youdixiatouqu:“yeladaoba,nizheishenzigu,wangshanlidedashanyashangzuan,zaojiupaisinile。”

doukouyouxiexieqi,bierenzheimeshuo,tahaiyoujiangjiu,kelianwangqingshandouzheimeshuo,kanyangzizanshizhenshimeishenmechulu,yixiangqiyihouanwutianri,chengtianjiaozhecukangwowo,chuanzhepobulanshanguoderizi,jialibieshuoqianle,lianchiwanbaimifandounanshou,zheikeshashihoushitou。

“haixiangpao!guolaibani!”wangjinshanmengdesongzhejian,bacaolouzhenggeyadeyouxiebianxingside,yibakouzaileshuicaozhong,suihoufeisudefanzhuanlecaoloudekou,zhenggerensanbuliangbutiaodaoanshanglai,wangyuanyuandecaotanshangpaolejibuzhihou,yifanshou,balimiancainongchulaideyitiaodaheiyu,jirengdaoledishang。

doukouliangyanjingguangyishan,feikuaideyewangneibianpaowa,zheiyukezhenda,taditoukanzhedishang,xiangjiubeineimecusidexiaosheyiyangdedaheiyu,haizaizhangyawuzhuazaidishanglaihuiniudong,taitoukankanwangqingshan,yanshenlishizheyanbuzhudechongbai:“nikeyiyanizheimedayitiaoyu,kegouwochiyidunhaodela,yaoburan,jiniduoyibannahuiqu,nibijingshininongde,wohaixiangzhejiunongdianxiadele。”

manbuzaihudepaipaishoushangdecaoye,wangqingshanyitaishou:“kuaidiannahuiquba,kannizheimeijianguoshimiandeyangzi,zheidongxiwomenjiashashihounengchi,woniangshuole,ciguaiduode,wanyizhazhezenmeban,nichideshihouyexiaoxindianera。”

piepiezuiheng,wushiwukebuwangjixuanfudegounanren。doukouxinlibiyideduitashenleshenzhongzhiyihou,manlianxinxi,congpangbiandeshushangzhuaixiayixiaozhirouruandeshuzhi,yongjianruideyiduanchadaoheiyudezuili,bayuzhenggetiaoleqilai,suihounadaozhangmuganshangdiaoqilai,wangqingshankantazheimezuo,puchiyixiao。

“biezheimezhengle,wogennishuozheijiahuohuodeshijiankezhanglelishuiyihuiyesibule,nizheimezouyihuishuzheduanletayoupaole,nicaolouni,nijiufangzailoulimian,zhijielinhuiqudele。”

shuodeyeshi,tingrenquan,chibaofan,doukoubayuzhongxinrenghuicaolouli,biedaoyaoshang,zheiyuliqihaiguaidade,tazoudeshihouzailimianputengputeng,putengdetazouludouyouxieliangqiang。

zheitiaoxiaohejiuzaicunzideyiduan,lizijijiayebuyuan,erqiexianzaiyijingshiruleqiutianbian,gesedehuaerkaidezhenghao,jintianyouzheimedashouhuo,doukouxinlikaixinjile,yibianzouluyibiansuishouzhexieyehuayecaobianchenghuahuandaizaitoushang,shunlukankan,neiyicuyicukaidezhenghaodeyejuhuashenmede,tajiuduozhaileyidian,denghuiqufangtaiyangdixiatanganle,shaokaishuifangleliangduohezheyexinga,yaoburantamenjiaxianzaihebaishui,neizhinengjiuhuihe。

wangqingshanjintianguozheibianlai,benyigenbenbushizhuanmenweilezhaota,ershijialimianyangdejitouzhu,zheiliangtianchishibutaihao,niangrangtalaihebiancaidianyeboheshenmede,huiqujizhuxiahuo。

liangrennicainidewozhaiwode,mangdebuyilehu,ouerhuijijuzui,xiaohebianshangdaoshiyeyipaihexieqifen。

buguo,doukoudangshizaizheizhijianfaxianledianshenme,zheishihouderenmenhaibuzhidaobohejuhuazheixiedongxi,chulekanzhehaokanhainengnahuijiajijiachuchiyichiyiwai,qishihaiyouhenduobiedezuoyong,taxinliyougedadandexiangfa,mengshengzhe,danshiyizhimeishuochulai,xianzaixianzijishishikannengbunengzuo,yaoshinengdehua,wanghouyexuhaiyoudianyong,zheimexiangzhetayejidaolewangqingshanshenbian,haobukeqiditoudabadabahaozheboheyezi。

wangqingshanmantouwushui:“bushinishutufeide,wogangkanzhenapianfeiyoudade,nijiupaodaopangbianhao,zenmede,nimenjianeizhutayexuyaoxiahuoya。”

“bieneimexiaoqima?dananrenjiadewohaodianzale?nizaizhaoyipianbujiudele,zheihebian,re,nikanzheibianneibianzheibudoushi。”

qishitahaitingxihuandoukou,xianzaizheimoyang,suishuozhangyawuzhua,keshiyegengxiandehuolibushi,zongbizhengtiansiqiyangyangdeqiang。

“dederebuqini,burehaibuxingma?woquneibianzhai,nizhengzheimeduoyihuiernadehuiquma。”

“nihaipawoleisizailushanga,doushijizijiyongdedongxi,zaizenmeyangyitangbuxingwoliangtangba,duilewowennigeshier,zheihuangerguafudaodizenmegeyisia?zheiliangtianzongpaowojiajiaoshegen,nishuoniniangtamenbuhuiyegentachuanyitiaokuziba。”

yibianmanghuozhe,yibianhuiyingta:“jiuneigepolanhuo,woniangtamenpingshikanzhetahenbudewuzhebizizou,sheihuigentayiqizhengni,buguozheiniangmenyeshi,zongxiangzhegudaoni,nimenliangjialidejinbujia,mingtianerzhuziyoudianchuxi,shangchengliyebujia,nishuotayigeguafurenjiade,haixiangyaoliangjiadefangjidiya,ganma。”

fangjidima,doukou,youdianmiwudunkaideganjue,tayizhidouxiangbutong,zhenyaoshuoshenmedehua,tashigewailaide,weishenmezonggentaguobuqu,xianzaihaoxiangyoudianxiangtongle。

zheiyaoshizhanglaotaitaiheerzhudouzoule,tazaijizhengzoule,zheigeyoumeiyoushoujiadeneinanbuchenghuangerguafushixiangyaotamenjiadedipanma?

zheinvrenrangtayoudianerxiaokanyuanlaixinligejuhaitingda,taturanjuede,zheihuobuhuiyeshichuanyuelaideba,fangjidizheigegainian,zheimezaojiuyoulema?

jiexiaquyingfuwangqingshan,neijiudachabei,lianggerenhushuobadaoleyidui,zijiyebuzhidaozijizaishuoshadehuazhihou,daolecunkou,yifenkaigeziwanggezijiazou。

qingshanniangzhenghaocongyijiachulai,daizhexindexieyangzi,yuanyuanjiukandaozijierziheneigexiaotongyangxi,lianggerenyoushuoyouxiaobeizheyidaduidongxiwanghuizou,taxinlitengdeyixia,youxiejingti。

kandaolianggerenfenkaizhihou,erzipidianerpidianerbaozheyidaduidongxiwangjiazou,tataishoujiaozhuerzi,kuaibudeganleguoqu。