第4章奶奶作妖
meiguojitian，nainaijidongdajiaoqilai。
“maya！erzi，laopoziwozoudayunzhongletaiguolvyoudedajiang！”
wolengxiaozhecongshafashangzuoqilai，yanshenjinjindingzhetamen。
“siyatoupianzinikanshenme，xinglejiuquzuofan，nikebiexiangzhewohuidainiqu！erzi，renjialvyousheshuolebujinbaolaihuijipiao，haichengdanlvyouqijianquanbudefeiyongni。”
babayouyujimiao，haishikaikou：“ma，nibuhuishijiaorenpianleba，zenmehuiyouzheizhonghaoshini。wotingshuozuijinguaimairenkoudetebieduo，nicongnazhongdejianga。”
“fangpi！renjiashigangkaiyezuoxuanchuancainenglundaowomen，qitazhongjiangderendouyijingshoudaozhuanzhangle，buxinnikan。”
nainaidiankaitupian，shangmianderenfapengyouquanxuanyao，fudaiyizhangwuwankuaidezhuanzhangtupian。
“keshixianzaipianzizheimeduo，shuobudingjiushiguyiderangrenfangsongjingti......”
babahaisuanqingxing，zhishibudengtashuowan，nainaimengdetiaoqilai：“niliannilaoniangshuodehuadoubutingle！wojingmingleyibeizi，sheinengpiandelewo。nihenineigefeiwudieyiyangdanxiao，nibuqu，wojiudaizhexiaoruhedabaoqu。”
babazuijiaorudong，zuizhongtuoxiedixialetou。
wobuyoudelengxiao，babahaishiyirujiwangdetingnainaidehua。
nainaihuifangjianshoushidongxiqule，wohemamamianmianxiangqu。
buyihui，tabianlazheyigebanrengaodexinglixiangzoulechulai。
xiaoyixiaozhehuanzhubabadegebo，xiaozhelaqimamadeshou：
“jiejie，jiefutiliangwoganglihuncaidaiwoqulvyoude，nibuhuishengqiba？”
“wozhenxianmuni，nenghejiefuzheiyangyouxiudenanrenjiehun，buxiangwo，yudaochenyunneige**。”shuowantabiankuleqilai，yanliquemanshideyidetiaoxin。
babayibabaozhuxiaoyi，qingshenganwei：
“xiaorubiekule，nijieyaoshiyouniyibantitiejiuhaole。yigeguanjiadehuanglianponanenghenibi，nijiufuzeanxindechihaowanhao，yihouyoujiefuni，zanmenkuaizouba。”
liangrenduzaimenkou，ninongwonong。
mamabiaoqingjiangying，budengzhangkoushuoshenme，chendabaojiuchongshanglaiduizhemamaquandajiaoti。
“douguaini！chounvren，yaobushinibabajiunenghewomamazaiyiqile，wodasinige**ni！。”
chendabaodehuahelebabayitiao，shenqingjinzhangdewuzhuletadezui。
“haizishenmedoubudong，hushuode，kuaizoubayaoganbushangfeijile。”
menheshangdeshunjian，mamaxiangshibeirenchouqulelinghun，tuolidedaozaishang。
“妈！”
“xiaowei，nishuoshiwozuocuolema？”
“shibushiwozuodebuhao，tamencaiyigegedebeipanwo，shanghaiwo。”
woguandiaoxinzhucedeweixinzhanghao，xintengdelouzhuta。
这才不是妈妈的错！