guanbobozaihuanghunshi,ruyuanyichangdeanzanglenainai。
dangye,guanbobohuitongziloushoushilejiandandexingli,zuihoukanleyiyanneigeposuzhijidedifang,haowuliuliandelikaile。
zheilimeiyoulenainai,bianmeiyoulerenhekeliuliande。
guanbobozanshizhujinlemuyeyeanpaideyigegaocenggongyu,gongyufeichangshufu,bitongziloushufutaiduole。
suoxingshuibuzhe,guanboboxiguanxingdeshualexiaxuexiaoluntan,gangshangqu,jiukandaoyouyigebaotie:#bayibahuaxuexidaermouguanxingnvshengpianhun,zhangkouguannanpengyouyaoershiwandeshier#
guanbobolenglejimiao,diankaizhihou,kandaotiezishizheiyangxiede:
【zheishishiwojinniantingguozuiqipamohuandeshier。guanmourenhezanxiaomoucaotanlianai,jintianbamoucaoyuechulai,dangchangrengleyigeguhuihezaizhuozishang,zhizheguhuihegenmoucaoshuo:“zheiwonainaideguhui,jiwoershiwan,woyaojiwonainaimaimudi,niyaokenji,wojiujiajini。”,moucaobeinongdezhenggerendoubuhaole。wojimouguanjieguile,guhuihebihun,niupiniupi。】
guanbobodelianseyixiazibiandeshifennankan。
zheichanshu——niuqushishi,daizhejiqiangdepianjian,dandequexiedeshita,jiushijintianfashengdeshier,erzheishisheichuanchuqude,kexiangerzhi。
tawuzhuxiongkouquanxiangchuangdeyice,yaozheyajixuwangxiashuapinglun。
pinglunlixixiaonuma,doushikanrenaobuxianshidade。
【???quwoma?maimudineizhong?】
【lianaixuanwowochaotian,youpianganqingyoupianqian?】
【hahahaha,xswl,guanjieqinvzi,guhuihedouanpaishangle,naodongpodaa。】
【zheizhongrentaiexinle,weilepianqianbajialirenshuosi,bupazaobaoying。】
【dajiapaichayixiahuaxuexixingguandedouyousheiba。】
【guanxingbusuanputongba。】
【buyongcaile,huaxuexiguanbobo。qiongbiyige,queqianquedaoyaozuozheizhongshide,gujiyejiutayige。zhengtianchuanzheshensedejiuyifu,hansuandebuxing。eduile,shoujiqueyongdetinghaode,yikanjiushiaimuxurong,ganchupianqianzheimemeixiaxiandeshierwoyidianyebuyiwai。】
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tadequehenqiong,dantayemeiyinweiqiongzhansheidebianyi,weishenmezheigeyeyaobeima。
shoujihaobushiyinweiaimuxurong……shiyinweigongzuodeyuanyin。
tabixuyonghaoyidiandeshouji,zheiyanglushudeshihoushengyinjiuhuihaotingyidian。tashebudemaishengkamaishebei,suoyidaoxianzaihaijianchiyongshoujiluyin,shoujishaoweimaihaodiande,yijingshishengleyoushengjieyuexialaideqian。
tanlekouqi,tameiquluntanjieshi。
没有人会听的。
yaoyandekuanghuanshengyanli,meiyourenhuizaiyitadejieshi。
guanbobowuxinzaikan,momoguandiaoleluntan。
zheizhenzitadoubuxiangzaidengluluntanle,qieyinyinyoulebuxiangkaixuedexiangfa,haozaizheicaiganggangfangshujia,likaixuehaizao。
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mulaoyezichiwanfandeshihou,tongduimiandezijiasunzishuo:“nidasuanshenmeshihouyingrenjinmen?dasuanzenmezhiban?”
mujiazhangsunmuyunshengshouweiweiyidun,taimoukanmulaoyezi:“shenme?”
mulaoyezicongrongbupodecacazui,muguangyansu:“chongxixinniang,wozhaohaole,tingmanyi。hunlinidasuanzenmeban?dabanhaishicongjian?”
mulaoyezizixiguanchasunzidebiaoqing,xiangcongtahanbingyiyangwuqingdejunlianshangkanchudianqingxulai。
fennude、gangade、yiwaide、buyuede,shenmedouxing。
jieguoshibaile,shenmedoumeiyou。
tasunzidelianxiangjingzhijunmeidebingdiao,haowubiaoqing,haowupozhan,feiyaoshuohepingshiyoushenmebutong,neijiushihetangdeshaozitingdunle0.1miao,ranhoutachuixiamou,“buxuyaoshenmexingshizhuyi,zhijiesonglaijiuhao。”
mulaoyeziyouxieqigugu,duzheqidao:“mingtianwojiujinisonglai!”
muyunshengying:“ng,xinkuyeye。”
mulaoyeziqijie,qishenbiaoshiyaohuijia。
muyunsheng:“yeyemanzou。”
mulaoyezijiadezhaizijiuzaiduimian,zouluyejiuwufenzhong,suoyimuyunshengdoumeiqishensong,yiranzaidandingdehetang。
chulemen,daoshiyizhigenzhemulaoyezideguanjialaojinyouxienaibuzhule。
“laoye,jiuzheiyangsuibianzhaogeguniangnengxingma?shaoyetianzhijiaozi,jiusuanbushimingmenguizudeqianjinxiaojie,yegaishishuxiangmendidenvzia,zheilubiansuibianjiandeyatoukaobuzhuna,zheiyaoshibeininerxizhidaole,haibudenaofantian。”
mulaoyezi:“zhengzhudoubuzaiyi,nijishenme。”
laojintebiechengshi:“wozheibushihuangshangbujitaijianjime,wotishaoyekexi。”
mulaoyeziheilian:“xiangtazheiyangdexingzi,sheijiajitadoushirenjianvfangkexile。”
laojin:“neibuneng,shaoyeyouqianyouyoutamensuoweideneijiaoyanzhi,dui!youyanzhi,zhishanghaigao,younengli,ta——”
mulaoyezi:“nisuanguotajigeyuemeichuguojiamenlema?nizhidaoxiandainianqingrenguanzheijiaoshenmema?jiaosizhai,sifeizhai!”
老金:“……”
laoye,ninlengjingdian,neishininqinsunzi,pengzaishouxinliyanglezheimeduonian,duodachou……
mulaoyezishenxiyikouqi,shenseyishunjianyouyoudiancanglao:“laojin,woxiwangtadeshijielinengzhaojinguanglai,dengwozheituanhuoshaoximiele,tayebuzhiyugududebuxiangzouxiaqu,ranhoudengweilaidemouyitian,tashenshangyaoshinengzaimaochudianerrenqilai,haohaobashenghuojianqilai,bianshiwozaizheishishangweiyidexinyuanle。”
laojinzhidaomulaoyezideshenti,bujinjiuxindeshileyankuang:“neihaizi,zhennengchengweiguangma?”
mulaoyezikuxiao:“wozenmezhidao,buguosimadanghuomayibale,sheijiaowozheizaolaotouzi,yexiangbuchushenmehaobanfaleni,ai……”
tayishengzhangtanmanbuxiangjiedaoduimianzouqu,bulvbusuanpanshan,beiyingquecanglaobeiliang。
guanbobomeixiangdaozijidechujiazheimekuai。
dahongxiuheshangjinxiangouchufengwentuan,piaoliangdafang。
muyeyebachongxidefengjianmixinguanchedaodi,xizuodezu。
napaguanbobozaisanbiaoshi,tajiushiquzhaogurende,buyongchuanxifu,fanzhengtasunziyeshuobarensongqujiuhao,buyaoxingshizhuyi。
muyeyequetaidujianjue:“buxing,dechuan。fouzeneixiaozihaiyiweiwogentanaoni,niquleyedejiwodoudier,bieluxianle,nijiushiqujitadangxifude。”
guanbobojianlaoyezizheimerenzhenyezhihaochuanle,xinliquewunaidexiangxiao。
renlaoleyuefaxianghaizi,laoyezizheiyitaoyitaodezaisunziyanlikebujiushinaome。
danzhuanerxiangdaomuyeyeshiriwuduo,tayoushanggandexiang,zaizenmenao,haibushitengsunzima?
guanboboshayoujieshidepiezhegegaitou,beisongrulemougebieshudedongfang。
caizhehongmuloutitaijieshangloudeshihou,guanbobodeyanpijiuyizhitiao。
jiaobuzhangliangchulaizheigewuzifeichangda,suiranmeikandaoquanmao,dankendingshihaohuabieshu,loutidoushihongmude,deduoyouqiana。
suiranmuyeyeyixiazinengnachuershiwan,tajiucaidaoduifangjialikendinghenyouqian,danjutizenmegeyouqianfa,qiongleershiduoniandeguanbobowufacaice。
guanbobobeisongdaoleyigefangjianli,tantedekaishidengdaitasuoweide——zhangfu。
zhidaozheigeshihoutacaijuedezijikenengyoudiantaidadanle。
jiuzheimebazijimaijinleyigewanquanmoshengdejiatingli,lian‘xinhunzhangfu’shiyuanshibiandoubuzhidao,taxinweimianyouxieda。
duifanghuishishenmeyangderen?
zuozhelunyidehua,ruobujinfeng?huibuhuiliansecanbai,yanxiafanzheqing,yizhikesougebuting?tanaohailifuxianchuyigebingrugaohuangdebingren。
guanbobojimanghuisanhuanxiang。
buyaozheimemeilimaodequchuaiceweijianguomianderen,buguanduifangshenmeyangzi,tadayingle,jiuyaojinzijiquanlizuoshi。
zhaoguhaoduifang,ruguokeyidehuanunuli,bangbangmuyeye。
tabujuedezijinengkaidaoyigeduishenghuoshiquxiwangderen,kuangqietayigeshenghuoliaodaoderen,juedeguangshiyouzheiyangdehaohuafangzizhu,youzheiyangjinyiyushideshenghuojiugaijuedetebiexingfule,zenmehaihuiguodebukaixin。
shenghuoshangdechajurangtawufalijiezheiwei‘zhangfu’。
buzhiguoleduojiu,tianseanxiaqu,fangjianlizaomeileguang,neisijidefangmenzhongyukaile。
guanbobopingzhuhuxiceerqingting,sihuyourenzaimenqian。
neigerenmeiyoujinfangjian,shengyincongyoudianyuandemenqianchuanlai。
“过来。”
shinanxingdeshengyin,yongzheminglingdekouwen。
shengxiandichen,youlengyoudan。
guanboboxinzangtiaoleyixia。
shengyin……zhenhaoting。zhongqiyezu,meiyoubingruoqi。
tingshengyinzhenxianggeqizhibusudemeinanzi,buguorenmenchangshuo,shengyinhaotingderenyibanzhangdedoubuhaokan。
naohaihuranmaochuyijuhua:jiajisuijijiagousuigou,qibuxianfuchou。
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guanbobojuedezijixiyoudianguole。