zaisongzoulediyibodizihou，zhufanhoumianyoululuxuxudeyinglailehaojigedizi，jibenshangdoushifukeleqianmiandecaozuo——
wenxiangerlai，jingweitianren，langtunhuyan，zailaiyiwan，（beijujuehou）kukuaiqiu……
budeyi，zhufangancuililekuaibanzi，xiexiameirenmeitiankeyilingqudefenliang，ranggegeshixiongshijiemenzibeirongqidabaodaizou。
houlaideshixiongshijiemenshoutouyemeiyourongqi，bianyiyibushedepaohuizongmenqurongqi，bingzaisanqingqiuzhufanyidingyaoliuzhutamendefene，yushijiuyouleshoushandizilijiebunengdeyimumu。
zhufantanlekouqi，ranhouyoushengleyiwandijiyiweishixiong。
neishixiongzaitazheiyijingheleliangwanle，anlishuoyinggairangtadaizou，keshixiongdeyitaohuaquerangzhufanwuyanyidui——
“wolijieshididehaoyi，shidiburangwomenjixuhezhishibuxianglangfeiyaolieryi。
buguoshidia，anzhanglaosuoyan，zheisanfenzhixufadaowomenshouzhongshididerenwujiusuanwanchengle，neimeshixiongyekeyiyongzijidefangshichulizijifeneneidetangba？”
zheishixiongbujinyouliyouju，haifeichangshangdao，gezhonglingshilingguojiuwangzhufanshoulisai，meimingyueyijianrugu，fazhantongmenzhiyi。
zhufantuituobantian，naihexiuweidibuguoshixiong，beiposhouxia。
narenshouduan，fanzhengzheishixiongshuodehaoxiangyeyoudiandaoli，zhiyaomeigerenfasanfenjiusuanwanchengrenwule，tamenxiangshashihouhejiushashihouheba。
yushi，zaibierenkuangbenerqudeshihou，zheiweishixiongzaihewanliangwanhoujiuzuoxialai，mantiaosilidexixipinweidisanwan。
“huixuededanyaonadouyou，ershidizheiwantangshisuohanjian。ruoshifangliangdaizouyingxianglekougan，neikeshitiandadelangfei！qinengweileququliaoshangbuxuedexiaoshi，xiedurucimeiweideziweini？”
neishixiongyibianmeizizidepinzhetang，yibianweizijidejizhidianzan。
zaitahewantianwandeshihou，diyibohuiququrongqiderenyouhaohaodangdangdepaohuilaile。
“shidi，womenhuilaile！”
zhufanwenshengwangqu，ranhoudengyuanleyanjing。
jigeduantijingdedizi，naguowanpiaopendehaisuanzhengchang。
houmianneigenatongdeshizenmehuishi？sheijiahetangyongtonghea！
biqizhufandewuyu，gengduodedizizeshiduijigetixiunumuershi——
“ninashuigangguolaiyetaiguofenleba！”
“nidongshenme，womentixiupingshijiushiyongshuigangheshuide，zhuangtangyehenzhengchang！”
“neinitemekangshuicaoguolaiganshenme？nimaa？”
“duia，woshumade，jiuaiyongzheigeheshui！”
yanjianjiweishixiongdouyaodaqilaile，zhufanganmangzhizhi——
“jiweishixiong，fenedeliangshigudingde，jiusuanrongqidayebuxing！”
feihua，zheiyigangxiaqutazheiguodoumeile，haizenmefajiqitaren！
“zhushidi~duolaidianma~shijiezhendehenxuyaozheige~~~”yigeshijieduizhezhufanmingsongqiubo。
hulvediaotashoulitizhedexilianpen，zheihuamianhaishihenmeilide。
zhufanzuijiaochouchu，naxilianpenhetang，sheixiadequzuia？
zhongrenbaopenhejihuashibai，jigeshixiongshijieyouyongqitafangshiruanmoyingpaoqilai——
“zhushidia，shixiongwoshitixiu，yangxuewandeduochidiancaiguanyong，nengbunengduojixiea？”
“zhushixiong，wocairumen，haoruode~wanyishoushanghenrongyisidiaode，kuku~qiuqiushixiongduojirenjiayixiejiumingyaoba，yingyingying~(っ•́ω•̩̥̀c)”
“zhushidi，zheixielingguoshiwoganggangzainijiaoxiajiande，yidingshinibuxiaoxindiaodeba？lailailaikuaishouhao——”
“aduiduidui，zhushidinikanzheigelingshiyeshinidiaodeba？kuaishouhao——”
zuihou，beiposhouleyidaduidongxidezhufandayingjimeigerendouanzuidaliangfatang。
zhufantaochutangshao，xiangshixiongmenbiaoshi：
“yishaoshiyiwantang，anzhaozuidafenliang，meirenduofayishao，jiushisiwanao，zhendebunengzaiduoleao！”
众人：“嗯嗯嗯！”
ranhouyigeshixiongturanjushou：“shidi，shengtangrangwomenzijilaiba，buxinkunile！”
zhufanxianglexiang，fanzhengshuliangshigudingde，jiudayingzheiweishixiongle。
ranhou，zhufanjiujiandaolezheiweishixiongjieguotangshao，gangnadaoshouli，jiuyiyizhongjiweifukuadeyanjidahan：
“a~buhao，wolinglishikongle——”
‘hong’deyixia，mutoutangshaojiubeishaochenghuijinle。
祝帆：？！
ranhou，lingyiweishixiong‘fennu’deshuo：
“niyetaibuxiaoxinle！zheixiameiletangshaoyongshenmeshengtanga！”
ranhoujiujiantashoushangbaiguangyishan，congchuwujieliquchuyiba‘shaozi’dileguoqu：
“haihaowocouqiaoyoubashaozi，jiuyongzheigeshengtangba！”
zhufankanzheneibajiaocaiyongdedashuiyaozi，mantouheixian。
neidashuiyaoziyixiazhishaoyouliangsangetangshaoneimeduo！
zhentemefulezheibanglaoliule……
zhufangangxiangkaikou，xianqianneishixiongzaiyicimeikaierdu：
“shidi，woguannixieyinteshu，zheilingfuyidingshinicaishangquhuachulaideba？”
祝帆：？
shentemexieyinzinengcaichulingfu！
nizheiyangshuobupabeifulushibaodama？
lipudeshiqitashixiongshijiequanzaineidiantou：
“像，太像了！”
“neizheigezhenfapanyeshishidicaichulaideba！”
“zhushididejiaocaidezhenhaokan！”
beipoyoushouleyidaduidongxidezhufan：“……shixiong，zheicijiudinglianglee，haiyouhaoduoshixiongdimenyeyaolingni！”
“ngng，haodehaode，duoxiezhushidi！”
zhongduoshixiongshijiejianhaojiushou，shengpadezuizhufan，tingzhilezaoci。
fanzhengtangyijingcongsanwandeliangfanleliangbei！xuezhuan！
xianqianneigezuozaizhufangenqian，meiququrongqideshixiongganjuezijikuidale，manliantongbuyusheng：
“wozenmejiumeixiangdaowa！wohaoyuchun——”
ranhoutayoumanlianxiji，yanshendaizhekeqiudewangzhezhufan：
“zhushidi，woyishengbuluohouyuren，zhiqiunengyuqitarentongdengfenliang！”
zhufankantaliangshoukongkong：“keshishixiong，nimeiyourongqia？”
ranhoujiujianneishixiongsoudepaoguoqupaidui，kaixindezhizhezijidelian：“meishishidi，keyizhijiexuanwozuili！”
祝帆：“艹！”
suizhezhiqianlikaiderenluluxuxufanhui，paiduiderenyeyuelaiyueduo，tangyankanjiuyaojiandi，houmianderendoujile——
“shixiong，wohaimeiyou——”
“留点留点！”
kelundaotamenshengtangshi，youshimanmanyidayaozi，taiqilaideshihoudoupingzhuhuxi，shengpayidousachuquyidi。
zuihouzaihoupairenbeitongyujuedeyanshenli，zuihouyiwanyebeishengzou，neirenshenzhihaidasuanzuanjinguolibaditianle……
“狗贼！住嘴——”
“rangwotian！rangwotianzhushididetang！”
duiwuzuiqianduanzhijiedaqilaile，zhengxiankonghoudedouwangguolizuan。
zhufanshengpazheixierenbadianfanbaoneidanjiliele，budeyizaiduzhizhilehunluanderenqun，bingbaozhengmashangjiudunxiayiguotang。
“好耶！”
“祝师弟万岁！”
“pei，younizheimezhouzhushididema？zhushidirucitiancairenwu，qiantubuke**，qinengjinjinwansui？”
“shishishi，wocuole，zhushidiwangubuxiu，yongyuanbusi！”
zhufan：……woxiexieninlei！