叮叮当，叮叮当。
嘶！
yangxuanmozhezijifatongdenaodai。
sheia！daqingzaodadianhua，raorenqingmengshiyaobeijinzhulongde！
“喂！”
“ninhao！qingwenshiyangxuanxianshengma？”
yangxuanyileng，zheimeizideshengyin！
zheihaotinga！bushineizhongruannuonuodeshengyin，yebushizuotianwanshangdayouxishihoutingdaokeyijiazi。
yujieyin！erqieyitingjiushichuntianrandeneizhong！
“woshi！youshenmeshiqingma？”
yangxuanganjuezijiqingxingleyiban，keshizhengkaiyanjingdeshihou，lengleyixia。
zheibushizijidewuzia？
zheichuangdanyebushizijide！
chuangtoudezheigejuchouwubidebaijianyoushishenmewanyia！
suoyi，tazheishihaimeiyouxing？mengzhongmeng？
xiangdaozheili，yangxuanyouxinanlidetanglexialai，xiangshouqilaimeizideshengyin。
“shizheiyangde，yangxuanxiansheng，ninzaiwomenzheilitoudejianliwomenkandaole，ninjintianyoushijiandehua，keyilaiwomenzheilishicaima？”
试菜？什么万一？
guantani！fanzhengshimenglimian。
答应了也无关紧要。
“haoa！nibadizhijiwo！”
“haode，yangxiansheng！womenbujianbusan！”
shuowan，neibianjiushidianhuademangyin。
yangxuankanzheshouji，youyidiandianshishen。
jiuzhei？tahaiyiweizijidayingdehua，tahuibuhuihezijiduoliaoyihui。
想多了啊！
buguo，yangxuanyijingkaishihuanxiangleqilai。
shengyinzheimehaoting！yidingshipiaoliangwubideyujie！yishenjinshenpiyi！heisi！
嘿嘿！
haimeiyoudengtajixuxiangyixiexijiedeshihou，turannaodailimianchuxianleyigeshengyin。
“di！gongxisuzhu，chuanyuechenggong！xianzaiweininzairujiyi。”
啥？
bushi！tachuanyuele？bushimeng？
xiayimiao，yangxuanjiuganjuezijinaodaiyitong，daliangdejiyikaishiyongrudaonaodailimian。
tazheishizhendechuanyuele？daoleyigepingxingshijie。
erqietachuanyuelaidezheigexiaozi，hezijitongmingtongxingbushuo，zhangxiangdouyimoyiyang？
zuiyaomingdeshi，tadefangzuyaodaoqile？
suoyitashizhegeyangdeyingpin，ganggangdadianhuadeshiqianjitiantoulejianlideyanglaoyuandedianhua。
tayingpindegangweihaishichuzi？
“嘶！”
yangxuannieleyixiazijidegebo。
citongganrangtayigejiling，bushimenga！
这穿越了啊？
wanle！quanbuwanle！takeshigechufangxiaobai，shenzhiyouyidiandianheidong。
zuochulaidedongxi，ruguorangyanglaoyuandelaotoulaotaitaichile，gujinengzhijiequjianyanwangde！
活阎王？
“zhengzaiweisuzhuzairuxitongzhong。”
“baifenzhiyi，baifenzhiwushi，baifenzhibai。”
“gongxisuzhu！ninhuodeleshenjichushixitong！xianzaiweininfafangxinshoulibao！”
tingdaozheili，yangxuandeyanjingliangle。
zheixitongnengchua！rangzijichuanyueguolaihaizhidaoburangzijiesia！
“gongxininhuodeshenjidanchaofan，zhuninshenghuoyukuai。”
“dangnindedanchaofanhuodewushigehaoping，jianghuiweininjiesuoxinshipu！”
danchaofan？zenmetingzheguaiguaide？
danshiyangxuanyelaibushixiangneimeduole。
kanlekanshijian，julitamenyuehaodeshijianyemeiyoujigexiaoshile。
jiukandaotalisuodekaishixishuleqilai。
suiranshuobuxiangshinvhaizichumengezhongdedaban。
danshiyeyaoqumianshi，ganjingliluohaishihenzhongyaode。
buguochumenzhiqian，yangxuanhaishibazheiwuzilimiangezhongqiqiguaideshoubandourengle。
zuozhegongjiaoche，bangexiaoshidejiudaoleyanglaoyuan。
suiranshuoshenmeiyouyidiandianwentiba，danshizheitoujianlihaishibucuode。
yanglaoyuankanzhekebuxiao，congwaimiankanzhelvhuayexiangdangbucuo，lianggesicenglouzuoluozaizuizhongjian。
gezhezhalan，hainengkandaoyixiekangfudeqiju。
“ninhao，woshijintianlaimianshidechushi，keyirangwojinquma？”
yangxuankanzhemenkoudedaye，youkanlekanjinbidemen。
guoran！baoandaye，youzaiyouzaidezuozaibaoanshilimian。
nazheyouxiji，juranzaijinchanchan？
这大爷！牛披！
dayehaishinidaye，baoandaye，gengshiyigeshenqideshengwu。
bijing！takeshiyoushiquandedayea！
“chushi？nidengdeng，womeiyoujiedaotongzhi，wodadianhuawenwen！”
shuowan，jiukandaodayeyigeshoucaozuozhe。
“yougechuziyaomianshi！xing，wofangtajinqu。”
yangxuannaliyouxinsiqutingdayeliaotian。
他眼睛都直了。
baoandayezhenniua！yigeshoudadianhua，yigeshoujinchanchan。
haichulaiyigewufeiruizi？
buzhidaoweishenme，kandaozheiyimu，yangxuanganjue，zheiyanglaoyuanbujiandana！
“xingle！nijinquba！”
“哦，好好。”
“kannixiaoziyewanjinchanchan？zhunimianshichenggong，chenggonglewodainiwan！”
yangxuanheiheiyixiao，jiudayezheishili，pashiduanweibudi！
“xing！xiexiedayejiyan！”
shuowan，yangxuanjiuzoulejinqu。
dayueguoleliangfenzhong，yuanyuanjiukandaoyigemanmiaodeshenzi。