第二章 这是什么神仙养老院?护士一个比一个顶啊!

yikaishi,yangxuanhaiyiweizijiyanhua。

yanglaoyuanlimianzenmekenengyouzheimemanmiaodemeizi?

anlishuo,yanglaoyuanlimianbudoushidayedama?zuiduoyejiushiyoujigenianqingyidiandehugong?

danshiyuezoujin,yangxuanyanjingyeshiyueda。

真是妹子啊!

budui!bushimeizi!shiyujie!

zhangfajiyao,edanlianshangyeshijingzhidezhuangrong,heqitameizibuyiyang,wuguanshensui,haidaizheyixieqingleng。

heisedebaotunqun,zhenggerenkanqilaishifendeganlian,queyounvrenweishizu。

gaiyouroudedifangyourou,bugaiyouroudedifangshiyidianzhuiroudoumeiyou。

tatuishanghezijixiangdebuyiyang,nalishiheisi?juranshibaisi?

tuiyouzhangyouzhide,erqiezheibaisishangmianjuranhaiyouyixieleisihuabian?

baisichuanbuhaokeshizainanxianchang!danshizaitatuishang!neijiushijinshangtianhua。

suizhetayibubudezoulai,yaozhisuizhebufaniudongzhe,daizheyishengyishenggaogenxiedadadadeshengyin,xiangshizaiqiaozheyangxuandexin。

dengtakaojindeshihou,xiangweiyeshipiaosanleguolai。

“你就是杨轩吧?”

zheiyujieyichusheng,yangxuanmihulea!

bushitameiyouyili,shizheitaiyujielea!

zheibushizijizaoshangjiedianhuadeyujiema?juranbenrenyezheimedeyujie?

yanglaoyuanhaizhenyoudongxia?

“我是,您好。”

yangxuanmashangdaqilaizhaohu。

“woshiyanglaoyuandeyuanzhang,yeshichuangshiren,chenqinglin。”

院长?这么年轻?

budebushuo!zheiyanglaoyuanshizhendetupozijiderenzhi。

“womenyanglaoyuanzhiqiandechushijialimianyoushiqing,gangganglizhi,danshiwomenyoubashigelaorenxuyaozhaogu,yizhizaiwaimianchifanbushishiqing,laorendefanni,bixushijiankang,yingyangdapeiheshi,erqiezuihaoshiqingdanyidian,ouerdehuakeyigaishanyixiakouwei。”

chenqinglinkaishijiandandejieshaoleqilai。

liangdonglou,yidongshijilaorentigongzhuchudedifang,yigeshijilaorentigonghuodongdedifang。

“nijiufuzejilaorenzuofanjiukeyile,yuangongnidoushizijidaifande。”

杨轩点头。

lianggerenyeshidaolehuodonglouzheili。

hetayinxianglimiandeyanglaoyuanyidianyebuyiyang。

ganggangjinqu,jiutingdaolelaorendehuanshengxiaoyu。

erqielaorenyeshiyigebiyigejingshen,youdezaidapingpangqiu,youdezaijihuajiaoshui。

yeyoujigekanqilaixingdongbushihenbianlide。

pangbiangenzhejigehushijiejie。

嘶!

zhishiyiyan,yangxuanjiushayanle。

zheishiyanglaoyuanma?shuochulaisheixina?

laobanzheimeyujiejiubushuole,hushijiejieyezheimemei?

sangehushijiejiekandaochenqinglindaizheyangxuan,yeshidaizhehaoqizouleguolai。

“nijiushijintianlaimianshidechushi?”

杨轩点了点头。

wuyijiankandaozheihushijiejiedelianggedamantou,shayanle!

neikezhendebushiyibandedaa!ganjuexiayimiaomantoujiuyaopaochulaile!

shenzhihushijiejiezoudeshihou,mantouhaizaihuangdongzhe。

feiliwushi!feiliwushia!

“neige!nidaihuishicaiwomenkeshiyaochide!nijiayoua!”

lingyigehushixiaojiejieniezhequantou,weixiaodekanzheyangxuan。

tianmeidebudele,shengyinyeshijiaodididexiaoluoliyin。

keshizhejiaodidideshengyinxia,juranyeyoubuxiaodemantou!

身材匀称的不得了。

“ng,jideqingdanyidian。”

zaiyizhuantou,zheihushijiejiekanqilaiyouyidiandiangaolenga!

buguo!duoshaoshiyouyidianpingpingwuqile!

tebieshihezheilianggehushijiejiezaiyiqi,haoxiangyouyidiandiantuwule。

zaixiangxiayikan,yangxuanyoushidaoxiyikoulengqi。

tadouganjuezijidetouyouyidiandianyun。

xiqixideyouyidiandianguotoule!

zheidazhangtui!zhendeshizhenshicunzaidema?

而且还是黑丝!

youxiyouzhang!yunchengdebudele!

zheiyanglaoyuanshizhendeyouyidiandiandongxi。

“xingle,nimenxianqumang,daihuichushishilecai,wojiaonimen,zheishiwomendehushi,yanglaoyuanlimiandelaorendoushitamenlaizhaogude,tamenyeyaokankannizuodeheshilaorenchima?”

“好的!”

zheimeyiquanxialai,yangxuanzhongyusuanshidaolechufanglimian。

tashizhendebuganxianga!zheiyanglaoyuanlimiandouguozheshenmeshenghuoa!

“womenyanglaoyuanlimiandeshicaidouhaisuanshibucuo,nikankannixiangyaozuoshenme,ziyoufahuijiuhaole,danyidingyaojide,yingyangjunheng,bijingshilaoren,yaochihaoyidian。”

杨轩点了点头。

kaishikanleqilai,zheishicaihaizhendeshitingduo,dabufenchangjiandeshicaidounengkandedao。

“平平无奇土豆。”

“普通茄子。”

“geyedamifan,shuxingcha,yudanchaofanshicaipipei。”

yangxuankanlekanshicai,zheixitonghaiyoutishi?

“youzhijidan,shuxingyouliang,yudanchaofanshicaipipei。”

kandaozijimubiaoshicai,yangxuanzhidao,wenle!

“就做蛋炒饭吧?”

陈青琳傻眼了。

“bushi!wohenishuoyingyangjunheng,nishuodanchaofan?”