第1章

[tiancaidanaojicunchu,meicuo,shuodejiushipingmuqiandeni。]

[pingxingshijie,ouercunzaimouxieguizeyuxijiechayi,qingwushenjiuduihaoruzuo,zuizhongjieshiquanyibenshuweizhun~]

小学生打卡处。

中学生打卡处。

大学生打卡处。

社会工作者打卡处。

xitongkuangrezhedakachu(suijipaisongxitong·sange。)

[dakaguize:dakahouliankanshizhangbutiaozhangkechenggongcanyu。]

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【老公~】

【nikanzheigeshouzhuohaokanma?】

(挺好看的)

【woyejuedehaokan,kejiushiyoudiantaiguile,woqianbugoule,nanguo.jpg】

(多少钱?)

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(keshishanggelibaibushicaigangmaileyigechabuduode?)

【zheibuyiyangma~zheishizuixinkuande,woyigetebietaoyandenvtongshijiuyou,renjiayexiangyaoma!】

……

【laogongnibianle,niyiqiandoubuhuiyoubandianyouyude。】

【heng,nishibushibuaiwole?】

【nizenmebuliwoya?】

【buxiangmaijiuzhishuo,haiguyibuhuiwo?goudongxi!exingui!shuohaodewofuzemaomeiruhua,nifuzezhuanqianyangjia,jieguoshuohuagenfangpiyiyang?!】

【wojiushixiangyaoniyigetaidueryi,ruguowozhenxiangyao,youdeshirenxiangsongwo,dandoushiyinweini,wocaihaobuyouyujujuede!jieguonijiuzheitaidu?】

【你果然变了!】

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kanzheshoujishangnichengwei“xiaozhu”devxinliaotianjiemian,linyidelianse,yinchendekuaiyaodichushuilai。

变了?

是啊。

他当然变了。

bijingcaigangchuanyueguolai,jiulianlinghundoubuyiyangle,nengbubianme?

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nanrenjiuyinggaiyoucheyoufangme?

linyibuzhidao,zhizhidaoshehuijiushiruci,suishudaolezhihou,bumaichebujiehunbumaifangbushenghaizi,sihujiuchenglebeishisubizhutaofadeyoutou。

在他那个世界里。

linyisuiranmeiduomechuzhong,danzheimexienian,yeyouleyixiejixu,jiashangyougemianqiangyueruyiwandegongzuo,gancuijiuzhijiefenqimailebenchie。

“nihenhao!henduli!keximeiyoubenchie!”

“nianshaoyouweikaibenchi,aiqingbuhuiyouzhengzhi。”

neixiexiaoshoushigaganengshuo……

quebuxiang,linyicaigangfenqimailemeiduojiu,jingranjiuzhuangshanglanzhaoziweiji!

jiashangdajingjibujingqixia,tazhijiejiushiyele。

denghaoburongyiaoguoteshufangkongjieduan,queyijingqianxialeyi**wangdai,yidaiyangdai,zuihoushenzhihaibachejidiyale。

bujinruci,meitianhaiyaopinmingdedasanfengong,doubuyidingnengwendingbameiyuedefenqiqiankuandushang。

zheibu,jiuzaigangcai,linyizhaojiuchuqushenye**songwaimai,zaipaloutideshihou,jingturanyikouqimeichuanshanglai,zhijiecusidangchang。

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“suoyi......wozaiyebuyonghaiwangdaile?bianxiangshidezhongyushanganle?”linyijingshenyouxiehuanghu,zuijiaozhujianbuzijuedeliekai,suizhimeiyicunjifudoufangfozaiwushengdechouzhan。

nitihuiguoneizhongganjueme?

mingmingyizhiyouzaipinsipinhuodezhuanqian,queliankoulong**jiaofandouchibuqideganjue。

zhuandeqiandoubushizijideqian。

zhiyaoshaoweixiuxiyixiaxia,limajiuyaorubufuchu!

errujin,zheiyiqiezhongyudoujieshule?

“shena,nikebukeyirangwoganshouyixia?”

huixiangqishangbeizizuixihuantingdeneishoumusehuixiang,linyideyankuang,qingbuzijindejiuhongle!

只要你愿意相信。

奇迹....

或许便会真的存在!

linyicishizhiganjuezijiyanqiandeshijie,fangfodoumingmeilebushao,shunjianyouzhongcongdiyulaidaotiantangdemenghuangan。

yiguwuxingdedanzi,zaimanzhangdejianaozhong,yezhongyuchedifangxia。

啊!!!

摆烂!

老子要摆烂!

laozizhongyuyouzigexuanzedangyitiaoxianyule!!!

guoqudejinianli,linyishenzhiliantouxiandashangyibayouxi,douhuijiaolvbuan。

rujinhaoburongyijietuochulai,tazhixiangdangyichuangbeizi。

bushitangchuangshang,jiushishaitaiyang!

cishi,jiusuanshoujiyizhizaizhendong,linyiyemeixinqingqudalile。

“傻批女人!”

linyiyangmianzhijietanzailechuangshang,lenglengdiwangzhetianhuabandesuliaodengchushen。

shibushihaihuishaxiaojisheng。

cishicike,gengduoguanyuyuanshendejiyi,rengzaibuduandeyongxian。

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【我叫林逸。】

【woxihuanshangleyigeqiuwodaitashangfendawangzhedenvhai,wowanglianle。】

【wobawodaxueyilai**zhuanlaideershilaiwan,quanbujileta。】

【biyehouwolaidaoletadechengshi,tashuozhutazaiqinqidejiali,bunenghewozhuyiqi,shenzhiyigeyuedoubuyidingkeyijianyicimian。】

【shuolaiguaibuhaoyiside,yijingershilaisuile,wohaishi.....】

【buguowozunzhongta,tashuodedui,weihunbunengtongju,suiranwoxiangmeitiandounengjiandaota,dantabukaixindehua,yiqiedoushiquleyiyi。】

【zuijindingdanbuhaojie,zhuyaoyemeiwuxian,yizhibujiaodehuaqueshiyebuzenmexing,suoyiwohaishizhaogebanshangba,burandaxuezhenbaidule,wanshangzai**duojiediandanba?】

【zenmeban?baobaoxiangyaodeyuelaiyueduole,wojiusuanbuchifan,dadandoudadaotuxue,yeyoudianmianqiangle。】

【douguaiwobugouyouxiu,tashuodedui,woyinggaikaolvdeshiruhezhuangengduodeqian,erbushiruheshengqian。】

【ke.....zhuandeqianyongyuanbugou,wo....shenzhilianmingtiandeshenghuofeidoubugoule.....】

【woxiangchi......maidanglao!】

【好想.....】

【haoxiangchi.......】

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liulanleyuanshendeshengping,youqishihexianrennvyoudesuoyoujiyizhihou,linyituranxiaobuchulaile。

“ai,zheishahaizi,qianbushishengchulaide,shizhuangengduolaijineigenvrenhua?zheizhongmingxianshipuadehuadounengxin?”

yueyouqianderenjiuyinggaiyuekoumenhaoba?

bushaozibenjiadeliegenxingjiushiruci,shenzhilianbeinaichadoubuyuanyiqingyuangonghe。

napapotianhuangdeheyici,baifenzhijiushijiudouhuipaizhaozuoxiu,ranhoufangdaozhaopinwangzhanshang,chongdangsuoweixiyinrendefulixuetou。

jieguoni,niyigegoubuzhezibenjiayigentuimaode,fanerzheimekuoqi?

二十来万?

全给了?

她要就给了?

那可是二十多万啊!

linyixinzaidixue,ruguonenggouliuzaizijikoudai,neitaxianzaidoukeyizhijiehuinongcuntangpingle.....

yuanshengangbiyejigeyue,jiuyijingjizanleershiduowan,niubibu?

那当然牛逼。

kezheimechuse,quehaishibazijigaodeyingyangguodubuliang,jiaguodupilaoersi?

**了!

“shenmedangci,hewoyiyangdesifa?”

linyishenxileyikouqi,xiangdaozheigepingxingshijiedeziji,langbeizhilianchihanbaodouchengleyiyuan,xiongkouturanjiumendehuang。

liangshideqingxu,rangtayishijianyouxieshikong,zhiganjueyouyigunuanliuzaimianpangshangsaoyangnannai。

“made,jinshazile。”

“bujiushiroujiamoyiyangdedongxieryime,dandumaiyigeyejiuershilaikuaiqianba?zanmenxianzaijiumai!”

“shaxiaozi,huoxunixianzaidelinghunhaimeixiaosan,geganjinrangnichangchang!”

linyiroushileyixiayanjing,suihounaqishouji,qitashayebukan,jiudingzhewaimairuanjiandianlejinqu,yiduncaozuohou,zhijieanzhaojiyizhongdemima,dianjilefukuan。

【keyongyuebuzu,qingheshihouzaishi。】

“啊?”

linyilengleyixia,haiyiweishizijikancuole。

kedangjicongyufaqingxidejiyixijiezhong,turantiqudaolejiehuodehuamian。

zijihaoxiang,zhendemeiqianle?

shangzhou,sihuyoubeizhijieyaozoulebaqianduo,shuoshiyaomaiyigeshouhuan。

qianliangtian,youjiuchanzheshuoyaodashenmejiujia,henduonvrenhaoxiangdouyaoda,shuoshiyaoqiqianduo,yuanshenduizheigechulianjianzhidaqidehen,zhijieyouzhuanzhanglebaqian。

然而.....

大气个锤子啊!

tapingshihainengchishikuaiqiandewaimai。

zheiliangtianni?meidundouzhinengchiyibaopaomian!yitianhaizhichiliangdun?

jiuzheitiaojian,haimeitiandouyaochuqushangban,wanshanghuilaigengshijiedan**daosidianduocaishui?

娘希匹的!

zheikebizijidangchuhaiyaoshengkouneimeyidiana。

linyilianmangdakailejigeruanjian,youshiyinxingappyoushivxinyuede,sanzhangyinxingka,liangdazhimingzhifupingtai,couqilai,jingranjiuzhiyoushisankuaisimaosan?

十三块四毛三?

“畜生啊!”

ershilaiwan,zheicaitanlebudaoyiniandelianai,quanbeineigemingxianshilaonvdejiahuojijiehule?

士可忍孰不可忍!

yuanshenyijingcusi,linyibujinweiduifangbuzhi,gengweizijigandaoaonao。

那可是二十多万!

zheiyaoshihuinongcunjiangjixiaofeibailan,butanduixiangbumaifangbumaichedehua,dougoutayongduoshaonianle?

linyishenxileyikouqi,zhijiedakailevxin。

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songxiaozhu:【wozuihoujinisanfenzhong,niyaoshizaibuliwo,wojiuzaiyebuyuanliangnile!heng!】

songxiaozhu:【linyi!wozhendeshengqile!】

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(xinshuqiugeweilaoyejiageshujia,guixie!)