[tiancaidanaojicunchu,meicuo,shuodejiushipingmuqiandeni。]
[pingxingshijie,ouercunzaimouxieguizeyuxijiechayi,qingwushenjiuduihaoruzuo,zuizhongjieshiquanyibenshuweizhun~]
小学生打卡处。
中学生打卡处。
大学生打卡处。
社会工作者打卡处。
xitongkuangrezhedakachu(suijipaisongxitong·sange。)
[dakaguize:dakahouliankanshizhangbutiaozhangkechenggongcanyu。]
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【老公~】
【nikanzheigeshouzhuohaokanma?】
(挺好看的)
【woyejuedehaokan,kejiushiyoudiantaiguile,woqianbugoule,nanguo.jpg】
(多少钱?)
【9668,kujiji.jpg】
(keshishanggelibaibushicaigangmaileyigechabuduode?)
【zheibuyiyangma~zheishizuixinkuande,woyigetebietaoyandenvtongshijiuyou,renjiayexiangyaoma!】
……
【laogongnibianle,niyiqiandoubuhuiyoubandianyouyude。】
【heng,nishibushibuaiwole?】
【nizenmebuliwoya?】
【buxiangmaijiuzhishuo,haiguyibuhuiwo?goudongxi!exingui!shuohaodewofuzemaomeiruhua,nifuzezhuanqianyangjia,jieguoshuohuagenfangpiyiyang?!】
【wojiushixiangyaoniyigetaidueryi,ruguowozhenxiangyao,youdeshirenxiangsongwo,dandoushiyinweini,wocaihaobuyouyujujuede!jieguonijiuzheitaidu?】
【你果然变了!】
....
kanzheshoujishangnichengwei“xiaozhu”devxinliaotianjiemian,linyidelianse,yinchendekuaiyaodichushuilai。
变了?
是啊。
他当然变了。
bijingcaigangchuanyueguolai,jiulianlinghundoubuyiyangle,nengbubianme?
....
nanrenjiuyinggaiyoucheyoufangme?
linyibuzhidao,zhizhidaoshehuijiushiruci,suishudaolezhihou,bumaichebujiehunbumaifangbushenghaizi,sihujiuchenglebeishisubizhutaofadeyoutou。
在他那个世界里。
linyisuiranmeiduomechuzhong,danzheimexienian,yeyouleyixiejixu,jiashangyougemianqiangyueruyiwandegongzuo,gancuijiuzhijiefenqimailebenchie。
“nihenhao!henduli!keximeiyoubenchie!”
“nianshaoyouweikaibenchi,aiqingbuhuiyouzhengzhi。”
neixiexiaoshoushigaganengshuo……
quebuxiang,linyicaigangfenqimailemeiduojiu,jingranjiuzhuangshanglanzhaoziweiji!
jiashangdajingjibujingqixia,tazhijiejiushiyele。
denghaoburongyiaoguoteshufangkongjieduan,queyijingqianxialeyi**wangdai,yidaiyangdai,zuihoushenzhihaibachejidiyale。
bujinruci,meitianhaiyaopinmingdedasanfengong,doubuyidingnengwendingbameiyuedefenqiqiankuandushang。
zheibu,jiuzaigangcai,linyizhaojiuchuqushenye**songwaimai,zaipaloutideshihou,jingturanyikouqimeichuanshanglai,zhijiecusidangchang。
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“suoyi......wozaiyebuyonghaiwangdaile?bianxiangshidezhongyushanganle?”linyijingshenyouxiehuanghu,zuijiaozhujianbuzijuedeliekai,suizhimeiyicunjifudoufangfozaiwushengdechouzhan。
nitihuiguoneizhongganjueme?
mingmingyizhiyouzaipinsipinhuodezhuanqian,queliankoulong**jiaofandouchibuqideganjue。
zhuandeqiandoubushizijideqian。
zhiyaoshaoweixiuxiyixiaxia,limajiuyaorubufuchu!
errujin,zheiyiqiezhongyudoujieshule?
“shena,nikebukeyirangwoganshouyixia?”
huixiangqishangbeizizuixihuantingdeneishoumusehuixiang,linyideyankuang,qingbuzijindejiuhongle!
只要你愿意相信。
奇迹....
或许便会真的存在!
linyicishizhiganjuezijiyanqiandeshijie,fangfodoumingmeilebushao,shunjianyouzhongcongdiyulaidaotiantangdemenghuangan。
yiguwuxingdedanzi,zaimanzhangdejianaozhong,yezhongyuchedifangxia。
啊!!!
摆烂!
老子要摆烂!
laozizhongyuyouzigexuanzedangyitiaoxianyule!!!
guoqudejinianli,linyishenzhiliantouxiandashangyibayouxi,douhuijiaolvbuan。
rujinhaoburongyijietuochulai,tazhixiangdangyichuangbeizi。
bushitangchuangshang,jiushishaitaiyang!
cishi,jiusuanshoujiyizhizaizhendong,linyiyemeixinqingqudalile。
“傻批女人!”
linyiyangmianzhijietanzailechuangshang,lenglengdiwangzhetianhuabandesuliaodengchushen。
shibushihaihuishaxiaojisheng。
cishicike,gengduoguanyuyuanshendejiyi,rengzaibuduandeyongxian。
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【我叫林逸。】
【woxihuanshangleyigeqiuwodaitashangfendawangzhedenvhai,wowanglianle。】
【wobawodaxueyilai**zhuanlaideershilaiwan,quanbujileta。】
【biyehouwolaidaoletadechengshi,tashuozhutazaiqinqidejiali,bunenghewozhuyiqi,shenzhiyigeyuedoubuyidingkeyijianyicimian。】
【shuolaiguaibuhaoyiside,yijingershilaisuile,wohaishi.....】
【buguowozunzhongta,tashuodedui,weihunbunengtongju,suiranwoxiangmeitiandounengjiandaota,dantabukaixindehua,yiqiedoushiquleyiyi。】
【zuijindingdanbuhaojie,zhuyaoyemeiwuxian,yizhibujiaodehuaqueshiyebuzenmexing,suoyiwohaishizhaogebanshangba,burandaxuezhenbaidule,wanshangzai**duojiediandanba?】
【zenmeban?baobaoxiangyaodeyuelaiyueduole,wojiusuanbuchifan,dadandoudadaotuxue,yeyoudianmianqiangle。】
【douguaiwobugouyouxiu,tashuodedui,woyinggaikaolvdeshiruhezhuangengduodeqian,erbushiruheshengqian。】
【ke.....zhuandeqianyongyuanbugou,wo....shenzhilianmingtiandeshenghuofeidoubugoule.....】
【woxiangchi......maidanglao!】
【好想.....】
【haoxiangchi.......】
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liulanleyuanshendeshengping,youqishihexianrennvyoudesuoyoujiyizhihou,linyituranxiaobuchulaile。
“ai,zheishahaizi,qianbushishengchulaide,shizhuangengduolaijineigenvrenhua?zheizhongmingxianshipuadehuadounengxin?”
yueyouqianderenjiuyinggaiyuekoumenhaoba?
bushaozibenjiadeliegenxingjiushiruci,shenzhilianbeinaichadoubuyuanyiqingyuangonghe。
napapotianhuangdeheyici,baifenzhijiushijiudouhuipaizhaozuoxiu,ranhoufangdaozhaopinwangzhanshang,chongdangsuoweixiyinrendefulixuetou。
jieguoni,niyigegoubuzhezibenjiayigentuimaode,fanerzheimekuoqi?
二十来万?
全给了?
她要就给了?
那可是二十多万啊!
linyixinzaidixue,ruguonenggouliuzaizijikoudai,neitaxianzaidoukeyizhijiehuinongcuntangpingle.....
yuanshengangbiyejigeyue,jiuyijingjizanleershiduowan,niubibu?
那当然牛逼。
kezheimechuse,quehaishibazijigaodeyingyangguodubuliang,jiaguodupilaoersi?
**了!
“shenmedangci,hewoyiyangdesifa?”
linyishenxileyikouqi,xiangdaozheigepingxingshijiedeziji,langbeizhilianchihanbaodouchengleyiyuan,xiongkouturanjiumendehuang。
liangshideqingxu,rangtayishijianyouxieshikong,zhiganjueyouyigunuanliuzaimianpangshangsaoyangnannai。
“made,jinshazile。”
“bujiushiroujiamoyiyangdedongxieryime,dandumaiyigeyejiuershilaikuaiqianba?zanmenxianzaijiumai!”
“shaxiaozi,huoxunixianzaidelinghunhaimeixiaosan,geganjinrangnichangchang!”
linyiroushileyixiayanjing,suihounaqishouji,qitashayebukan,jiudingzhewaimairuanjiandianlejinqu,yiduncaozuohou,zhijieanzhaojiyizhongdemima,dianjilefukuan。
【keyongyuebuzu,qingheshihouzaishi。】
“啊?”
linyilengleyixia,haiyiweishizijikancuole。
kedangjicongyufaqingxidejiyixijiezhong,turantiqudaolejiehuodehuamian。
zijihaoxiang,zhendemeiqianle?
shangzhou,sihuyoubeizhijieyaozoulebaqianduo,shuoshiyaomaiyigeshouhuan。
qianliangtian,youjiuchanzheshuoyaodashenmejiujia,henduonvrenhaoxiangdouyaoda,shuoshiyaoqiqianduo,yuanshenduizheigechulianjianzhidaqidehen,zhijieyouzhuanzhanglebaqian。
然而.....
大气个锤子啊!
tapingshihainengchishikuaiqiandewaimai。
zheiliangtianni?meidundouzhinengchiyibaopaomian!yitianhaizhichiliangdun?
jiuzheitiaojian,haimeitiandouyaochuqushangban,wanshanghuilaigengshijiedan**daosidianduocaishui?
娘希匹的!
zheikebizijidangchuhaiyaoshengkouneimeyidiana。
linyilianmangdakailejigeruanjian,youshiyinxingappyoushivxinyuede,sanzhangyinxingka,liangdazhimingzhifupingtai,couqilai,jingranjiuzhiyoushisankuaisimaosan?
十三块四毛三?
“畜生啊!”
ershilaiwan,zheicaitanlebudaoyiniandelianai,quanbeineigemingxianshilaonvdejiahuojijiehule?
士可忍孰不可忍!
yuanshenyijingcusi,linyibujinweiduifangbuzhi,gengweizijigandaoaonao。
那可是二十多万!
zheiyaoshihuinongcunjiangjixiaofeibailan,butanduixiangbumaifangbumaichedehua,dougoutayongduoshaonianle?
linyishenxileyikouqi,zhijiedakailevxin。
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songxiaozhu:【wozuihoujinisanfenzhong,niyaoshizaibuliwo,wojiuzaiyebuyuanliangnile!heng!】
songxiaozhu:【linyi!wozhendeshengqile!】
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(xinshuqiugeweilaoyejiageshujia,guixie!)