生气？
生你麻了个八腊！
linyizhijieduizheshoujipingmuyizhenfengkuangshuchu，danjiuzaiyaofachudeshihou，queshitingzhule。
“buxing，bunengzheimefa。”
fennushimeibanfajiejuewentide，xianglaizhihuijiazhongwenti。
danneikeshiershiduowana！
linyiganjuezijidexindouzaichoutong，ruoshiyikaishijiuzhiyoushisankuaiqianeryiyejiubale。
guanjiantayijingzhidaoleyiqie。
实在是意难平！
renhuozhe，bujiushiweilezhengyikouqime？
buranhuozheyouyoushenmeyiyi！
“ding，jiancedaonindetiaojian，fuhebangdingxitongdejibenyaoqiu。"
“shenjimoyubailanxitong，jijiangweininfuwu。”
“mianshirenwufabu：chunaitiangoudeyuanqi！”
“shijianfanwei：ershisixiaoshinei。”
“renwuwanchengjiangli：1.zhengshibangdingxitong（jubeiyijieyitongweiyixing），2.xinshoudalibao＋suijileixingzhuanpanchoujiangyici（fenghouchengdu，genjuyuanqidezuizhongxiaosanqingkuangerding）。”
ruguoyijuhuashihuanting，neimenaohaizhongturanxiangqideyixilieyuyinhongzha，dunshiranglinyijingedangchang，“xitong？”
“wozai，zunjingdesuzhuhouxuanren。”
jingguozaiciqueren，linyidehuxidunshibiandeyufacuzhong。
系统！
这可是系统啊！
shangbeizilinyikanguodexiaoshuobujiqishu，youzenmekenengbuzhidaozheiyiweizheshenme！！！
linyinulirangzijilengjingxialai，“houxuanren？zheimeshuolai，chulewozhiwai，xianzaihaiyouqitarenzhidaonidecunzai？”
naohaizhongdejixieyinlijihuifudao：“dangqianshijie，zhiyouqiezhihuiyouninyirenzhixiao，ruoshininweitongguojihuorenwu，neimebenxitongjianghuizhijieqianwangxiayigeshijiesouxunyouyuanren。”
“neininengjiwodailaishenme？”
“benxitongmingweishenjimoyubailanxitong，gumingsiyi，zhiyaoninmoyujiunengbianqiang，zhiyujutineirong，haixuninchenggongbangdingbenxitongzhihou，caiyouzigelejie。”
摸鱼摆烂？
这有点意思诶。
helinyidexiangfajianzhibumouerhe！
tazuidademengxiang，jiushibushangbanjiunenglingdaogongzi。
gaichichigaihehe，xiangqunawanjiunawan！
“neime......wozheigerenwudewanchengbiaozhunhefangxiangshishenme？”linyiyandishanguoyimojinzhang，zheilaizhibuyidejiyuan，zijiyaoshicuoguo，kongpayibeizidouwufashihuai！
就是有点子无语。
kanleneimeduoxiaoshuo，linyihaishitouyicijiandaoyaozuomianshirenwucainengbangdingdexitong……
但从某种方面来讲。
shibushiyejiuyiweizhetadezheigexitong，yaobineixiecunzaihaiyaoniubi？huozhelaitougengjiabufan？
mianduilinyideyihuo，xitongmeiyousihaotingdundehuifudao：“meiyoubiaozhun，qingsuzhuzixingmosuo。”
meiyoubiaozhun？neijiushizuidadebiaozhun！
linyikuxiaolexia，danyexunsuzhuomoqilai。
纯爱舔狗的怨念。
yuanshendeyuannianshishenme？qishiwufeiyejiuneimejigedian。
diyi，daosilehaishi**！
hesongxiaozhutanlejiangjinyiniandelianai，quelianduifangdezuibazidoumeiboguo，huansheilaigujidouyouyuanqiba？
dier，qian，taxinxinkukuzhuandeershilaiwan，jieguoquandoubeineigenvrenjijiehule！youqizaixingwuzhihou，fajueduifangshilaonvdeqingkuangxia，gujihuigengjiatongku。
第三，麦当劳！
zheiyeshitayanqiqianyizhixinxinnianniandedongxile。
shijianyouxian，linyicongchoutiquchuyigebenzi，tutuxiexienongqileguihuacaotu。
随后……
linyishenxileyikouqi，fanshoujiuzaivxinshang，dakaile[renminfayuanzaixianfuwu]xiaochengxu。
zaishuangfangfenshouhou，yinzengyuerqudedecaichan,yingdangyuyifanhai！
“xiangyaoshehuihundehao，falvwuqishaobule。”
dazhilejieleyixialiuchengyijifagui，zaizheifangmian，daoshihelingyigeshijiechabuduo。
raneryuanshuijiebulejinke……
xitongderenwushijianzhiyou24xiaoshi！
erqiezijixianzaiyemeiqianhuale，shenghuodouguobuxiaqu……
chenyinpiankehou，linyizuijiaolieqiyimoxieedexiaorong，suijibianduizhepingmuyidunshuchu。
......
linyi：【baobao，nibuyaoshengqihaobuhao，wogangcaizaihewomadadianhuani，zenmekenenghuiguyibuliwojiaqinqinxiaobaobeini？】
songxiaozhu：【heng，wobuguan，wojiushishengqile！aojiao.jpg】
linyi：【duibuqibaobao，hewomadadianhuadadeshizaishitairumile，erqiehaishirangwotebiexingfendehaoshi，suoyicaidangele，zheiyangba，baobao，wojinimainizhaowoyaodeneigeshouzhuo，nijiuyuanliangwohaobuhao~】
zhuyi，zhongdianshinizhaowoyaozheijigeziyan。
yihoudoujiangchengweichengtangzhenggong！
songxiaozhu：【heng，jiranshichuyouyin，neiwojiuyuanliangniyidiandianba，yejiuzhiyouwonengzheimetiliangni，heng！gandongba？】
linyizuijiaocheleche，shouzhiqueshiweixindehen：【gandonggandong，tebiegandong！wojiabaobaojiushitiandixiazuihaodenvren！】
songxiaozhu：【hengheng，nizhidaojiuhao，aojiao.jpg】
xuanji，songxiaozhuturanyoufalaiyitiaoxinxi，【duile，nigangcaishuotebiexingfendehaoshi？shenmehaoshiya？jingranhenimaliaozheimejiu。】
linyiyanmouweimi，yuershanggoule：【jiushiwojiafangzichaiqianla！erqieyouyigeyanhaidadaodejianshe，ganghaoyaocongwojiaguoyuanjingguo，jiuyouzhengyonglewojiaguoyuan，peichangkuangangxialai！】
“什么？？？”
cishi，mouchudanshengongyunei，yidaomanmiaodeshenying，turancongshafashangtiaoleqilai。
“chaiqian？zheigeerlengzi，jingranhaiyouzheigoushiyun？”songxiaozhudengdameimou，xiayishitianletian**dezuichun。
yiqianzheijiahuohaigenzijitijiguo，shuoyouneizhongkenengxing。
tadangshijianzhiwuyusile，zhishiweileneimeyigekeneng，jiuxianghuyoutadushangyibeizidexingfume？
wanyishishinianershinianhou，shenzhiyongyuanbuhuishixianni？tapingshenmequdeng？zhijiezhaoxianchengyouqiandebuhaome？
没想到....
rujinzheigechunhuojingranmengxiangchengzhenle？
zhiyushiqingdezhenjiaxing，yaoshibieren，songxiaozhuhuoxuhaihuihuaiyi。
danruguoshilinyizheigesifeizhaidehua，tadaoshiyijingxiangxinlebaifenzhijiushi。
bijingxiangchulejinyinian，duifangshenmedexingzijishizhigenzhidide。
zheikeshitayoushiyilaipengdaoguodezuizhongchengdegoua！
又怎么敢欺骗自己？
songxiaozhucuzhongdeshenxilejikouqi，dangjibiantantedifachuleyitiaoxinxi，【zhendema？jintiankebushiyurenjie，niyaoshijuededouwowanhenyouyisidehua，neiwoyongyuanyebukenengyuanliangnile！】
【nizhidaode，wozuitaoyandejiushisahuangderen！heng！】
linyi：【dangranshizhende！】
songxiaozhushunjiandengdashuangyan：【neishiduoshaoqian？】
linyi：【wubailaiwan！wogangcaimeiwenqingchujuti，danwubailaiwankendingshiyoude，erqiewomashuole，neiqianxiangzhijiezaishahaishijiwomaiyitaofang，bijingwozaizheilishangbanma，yihouzhuzhecaifangbianhaibulangfei。】
【zhiyushengxiagebailaiwan，cunyinxingchilixiqianshengqianshenmede，yekeyiyonglaiyibeibushizhixu。】
“gudong.......”
songxiaozhuxiayishiyanlekoutuomo。
发了！
shahaishidefangjiakebubianyi，jiusuanshijulishiqubijiaoyuanyidiandedifang，yeyaoliangwanyiping。
zheifangziyaoshichengweizijide，neigaiyouduohao？
tayanzhuzizhuanleyouzhuan，yandidetanlanyuyuwanghuzhiyuchu。
haiyouneimaifangshengxiadeqian！
yebixuxiangbanfanongdaozijikoudaili！！
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