第1章
“nanxijie，ni......ni......nizheiyetailingleileba？！”
yizhidaqingwamengdehuitou，hantaimanman，liangzhidayanzhongtouluzhewugu。
pailepaituqidemaorongdadupi。
“wawaduokeaia，zenmejiulingleileni？”
“yaobushijingfeiyouxian，jiegaodizaipeige！malouxiaodiaozhui！”
limengmengkanzhemianqianlizhengjinglidedaqingwa。
嗯？
wohaohaoyigejie，zenmeshuixingyijuejiuturandianle！？
jiangnanxipailepaihaizaizhenjingzhongdelimengmeng，linqidishangneiyichuanchongqideqingwazaizi。
“mengmeng，jieyijingbushicongqiandejiele，xianzaidejie，shiniuhulushinijie！”
”jiezoule，zheiyizoujiushihaojitian！”
denglimengmenghuishenlaideshihou，jiukanjianjiangnanxilinzhetadeyichuanzaizi，nulidewangdaoyanzudechelizuanni。
“buxing，buxing，zheiyangjinbuqu。”
“aiaiai，buxingtaixiaole，jinbuqu！”
“tengtengteng，boziyaoduanle！”
kanzhehaoburongyiguanshangdechemen，limengmengkanlekanguazaishouwanshangdechongqiqingwa。
再看看远走的它妈。
完了！
真的癫了！
“shifu，kongdiaokaiyixia，resile！”
zuozaifujiashidejiemuzugenpaiwenshenghuitou，bujianqiren。
“jianglaoshi，jiemuzujiderenwushijingyanchuchang，nizhei......”
“你介是揍嘛呀！”
jiangnanxishengwukeliandetanzaihoupai。
“zouma？ji200kuaiqianhairangzhenggejingyanchuchang！”
“woxiangba200kuaiqian，huanchenggangbeng，zadaoyanlianshang，zoudaoyan！”
zhendeyeshiwulegedayu！
是的，姜南溪穿了！
摊牌了，不装了！
dingzheyishenbanwei，zhongyuaoyexiabandeta，jiuxiangmashanghuijia，shuisizaineizhangchuangshang。
kexi，haimeishuisini，jiubeiyiliangshikongdechezhuangsile！
ranhoutaqifeile......
tazhuiluole......
她碎了......
tazhengkaiyanle......
yiduanbushuyutadejiyiyongrunaohai，kanzhemianqianmoshengdehuanjing。
jieshounenglifeikuaidetayangtianzhangxiao。
“meizi，nikebunenglianainaoa！”
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【kaibole！kaibole！denglehaojiuzhongyudengdaojintian！】
【yulequandiyidangzhibozongyi，laichikourehude！】
【taihaoqile，congdingdangkaishijiumeitouluguojiabinbangezi，zenmenimenjiemuzuderenzuidouhujiaoshuilema？】
【laile，laile，jintianzheidangzongyiwokandingle，laobanlailedoulanbuzhuwo！】
daoyankanzhezhibojianchixushangshengderenqi，xinliyijingkaishifangqingzhudexiaoyanhuale。
【xiongdimendoubiemadaoyanlea，yixiazikailewugezhibojingtou，doujiwoqukan！】
【aaaa，wodenve，haopiaoliang，haokeai，mamaaini！】
【nanshen，zenmeyoushuaileagege，weinichi，weinikuang，weinikuangkuangzhuangdaqianga，gege！】
【baibaijingranyelaile，gangchudaojiushangzongyi，lidingliuyoujinyibuya！】
【haiyoulaoxigudezongyishouxiu，zheijiemuwenle！】
四个镜头里分别是
yulequanqingchunnvshenyanyuanlinzhiyao，guomingegenanshenxiaoranfeng，zuijinbujiuchengtuanchudaodebaixiaobai，haiyoulaoxiguchengfei。
zhongwangyoumenzaizhibojiangezhongkeyantianping，zaijiashangjigerendechujingreduyoushangshenglebushao。
erdaolejiangnanxidezhibojian。
“biandaobudazhuanxiangdeng，buyongliuzheguonianshengcaia！”
“nishizenmenadaojiazhaode？”
gangjinzhibojianjiukandaoyizhikaizhesanlunchelunuzhengdedaqingwa。
chenmoshijinwandekangqiao......
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【qingwen？zheishi《mangliudeshenghuo》zhibojianma？】
【buqueding，zaikankan！】
【zheiweikaisanlundedahamashi？】
【mama，wochuxile，wokanjianhamachengjingmarenle！】
【zheijiemeier，wohaoxiangkandaolewokaichedeyangzi，gandong！】
meibanfa，chedekongjiantaixiao，jiangnanxichuanzheqingwafutaidazaichelishushiyoujiyounanshou。
youlianggeqingwazaizizhijiedoujijidemeiqile。
youjuhuashuodebucuo，kulehaiziyebunengkuleziji，nanxizhijiejiaotinglesiji。
zhengzhunbeijiaohuolalalaqingwadeshihou，qiahaojiuyudaolezhengmailexiguahuicundewangdaye。
这不巧了吗这不是？
ercishidewangdayezhengzuozaisanlundefandouli，kanzheqianmiankaisanlunmamalieliedahamaxianrulechensi。
cunlibushishuoyaolaiyiqundamingxingpaijiemuma，zheidahamayeshimingxing？
tingshengyinyinggaishigexiaoguniang，zajiuchuangezheini............
“daye......wangdayezanmenneibianguaia？”
chenmenqingcuideshengyin，lahuiwangdayedesixu。
“zuoguai，zuoguai，qianmiandelubuhaozou，wawanimandiankai。”
jiangnanxizixindebailebaitadewazhuazi。
“fangxinbadaye，wozheijishuneikeshizaibisaizhongdeguoguanjunde！”
【yulequanyousaichedeguoguanjundenvmingxingma？】
【zheishengyinzenmetingzhezheimeershua！】
【kuaidiandeba，qitajiabinkedouluxudaole！】
水泉村村口
yangguangruxisuidejinsechouduan，samanleshuiquancundemeiyigejiaoluo。
zhilebuzhipijuandichangzhexiaridezange。
“daoyanlihaiya，jingranbachenglaoshidouqinglaile。”
linzhiyaoduizhejingtouluchuyiguandeliwoqianxiao。
chengfeihuileyigebushilimaodeweixiao“nianlingdale，haishiyaochangshiyixiaxinxianshiwude。”
“chenglaoshiqianxule，ninkeshiwomenzheixiexiaobeideouxiangni。”
chengfeihuiwolexiaoranfengshenguolaideshou“bugandang，xianzaishinimennianqingrendetianxiale。”
baixiaobaizuoweiyigecaichudaodexinren，jinjizhejingjirendedingzhu。
youlimao，shaoshuohua，duoganhuo。
jianmianzuolegeziwojieshaojiandanketaoleliangjujiukanzhesangerenliaotian。
xiangshuodianshenme，youbuzhidaogaizenmechahuajinqu。
sichuzhangwangdeshihou，jiukandaobuyuanchuyigelvyouyoukanbuqingshigedongxidewanyier，kaizhegesanlunchedianleguolai。
“daoche......qingzhuyi！”
“daoche......qingzhuyi！”
zhongrenwenshengkanqu，jiukandaoyizhidaqingwawenwentingxiasanlunbahoumiandewangdayefulexialai。
“wangdaye，woyemeishajinide，zheilianghaizinidaizouba！”
wangdayelianmangtuituo“dayebuyao，nizijinazhewanera。”
jiangnanxishengyintigaobadongxisaidaowangdayeshouli。
“rangninazhejiunazhe，jinidea？”
“给孩子的！”
wangdayekanzheshoulideliangzhichongqiqingwa，xianglexiangjialidedasunzi。
“xing，neidayejiunazhele，wozaicundongtoudierjia，zaicunliyoushabangmangde，laizhaodayea。”
“haolei，neinimanzoua。”
jiangnanxichongzheyuanzoudesanlunbailebaizhuazi，huitoujiukanjianyibanglengzaiyuandideren。
toutaolijiangnanximuguangluozaixiaoranfenghelinzhiyaodelianshang。
yanzhongshanguoyisilengyi，qingshengdao
“gounannv，nimendebaoyinglaile。”